Viridi was trying her best to court Dry Bowser as she was failing, with the annoying bitchy goddess of nature having acquired all the most obscure flowers she could find as she spotted the skeletal reptile admiring the river, with them being away from the creepy looking purple forest that spawned after having a reset powered explosive dropped upon it. Of course, Thanatos was there to watch it fail spectacularly since he enjoyed things going wrong for the gods he loved pranking.
"Hey bonehead! I got you some rare flowers!" Viridi shouted while shoving the flowers right into his face, with her still being unaware of how annoying she actually was since she had no self awareness.
"Sure whatever." Dry Bowser calmly shrugged off as he continued looking at the water's waves, ignoring her pitiful advances.
Viridi began to steam as she took in a deep breath, shaking her head. "Look you spooky bastard, I'm trying to get you to fall for me, and this is what you're doing!?"
"How about you do something of value that doesn't involve you being a moron?" Dry Bowser pointed out as he brushed some dust off of his bones.
"Look just take these flowers already!" Viridi snapped as she chucked the plants at Dry Bowser, who simply blinked as Viridi began tugging her hair.
"Ha! I knew it!" Thanatos laughed as he pointed forward. "You still don't have it in you to get him! You're so pathetic!"
"You shut your mouth, fatso!" Viridi barked as she flailed her arms about.
Dry Bowser shook his head in disappointment, folding his bony arms. "You see, acting like that will get you nowhere-"
Viridi whacked Dry Bowser's skull off his body with her staff, puffing as her face was red. Dry Bowser's head landed in the water, with his body diving right into it to retrieve it as Viridi realized what she had did. Thanatos continued laughing it up as he was enjoying the nature goddess making a complete idiot out of herself.
"Ah shit! This isn't suppose to happen!" Viridi groaned, placing her hands on her head.
"Well who's fault is that, blondie?" Thanatos taunted with a smirk on his face, being whacked by Viridi's staff as he groaned. "Hey! You do that again, and I'll swipe it from you!"
"Don't make me drop a reset bomb on your ass, ya tub of lard!" Viridi bellowed as she dashed off alongside the river, trying to catch up with the stream.
Dry Bowser managed to place his now soaking skull back onto his also wet body, watching Viridi dashing alongside the river as he smirked. "After all that, and you still desperately want me?"
"It's not like I have much of a choice!" Viridi panted as she was beginning to sweat. "I realize that your spirit is as legendary as mine, and thus I must have sex with you!"
"Not on your life." Dry Bowser dryly responded.