Chapter 54: Off the Rails.
"*huff*...! *huff*...! *huff*...!" Dan breathes as he runs through the woods "gotta get away, don't trust 'em, zigzag, be unpredictable."
He tries to run as wildly and with as little direction as possible.
"I know it's a trap, they wouldn't just let me go, that's bullshit, Stampy's just trying to torment me more, but I won't fall for it, heh-heh, no fucking way." Dan continues "I just need to be ready for them, who knows what they have in-"
BOOM! Petra leaps from the nearby shrubbery and tackles Dan to the ground.
"FOUND 'IM!" the wild Petra signals to her pack.
"GAHHH!" Dan yelps in terror.
"Lu-kas! Lu-kas! Lu-kas! Lu-kas!" Jesse chants as she comes jogging out of the bushes.
"Where's his pig?" Ivor questions as he follows after Jesse.
"Maybe the fuck got hungry and ate it." Jesse shrugs.
"WHAT!? no! I wanted to do that!" Petra protests "it's morning and I'm hungry."
"Yeah, turns out they actually didn't have any fancy expensive hors d'oeuvres." Jesse remarks, "stupid cheap Cassie."
"I despissse Cassssie." Ivor shakes his head in disgust.
"It came back to bite her..." Petra growls "Petra fucks harder when Petra hungry."
Petra's speech patterns are once again becoming crude as hunger gnaws at her belly.
"Speaking of, 'fucking harder'...!" a fourth dark pumpkin voice sounds as a shadow steps over Dan.
"A-a-a-h-ah-ah-a-aa-a-a-hh-h-h-hh...!" Dan's breath shakes, unstable as he looks up.
"I wouldn't mind a Round Three." Lukas states, the yellow eyes of his mask glowing with anticipation.
"I...!" Dan gulps "I knew it...!"
"Ohhh, you'll know all the better when Lukas is done with you." Jesse assures, "now let's get those stiff, cold, uncomfortable iron leggings off of you, shall we?"
"Yoink." Petra states coldly as she tugs them off with no resistance, revealing Dan's naked lower body, since he never did get back his clothes, which, sadly for him, were blown up by Cassie.
"Can't we just kill him and move on?" Ivor requests impatiently.
"We'll move on soon, Ivor, but Lukas has been very excited for this." Jesse reminds, "do get a move on though, Lukas, we need to find food."
"I will be done in ten mins, U guyz." Lukas laughs, unzipping his pants.
"Is he just for Lukas, or can I fuck him too?" Petra asks "I want more fuckpoints."
"Well, if we just all piled on Dan then he'll probably win, but I would kinda like to fondle his hair some more..." Jesse weighs her options, "eh, I don't know, where would you fuck?"
"I was thinking about finally giving his sad little dick some action." Petra answers.
"Hmm, well then, if we wanted Lukas could have his ass, you could have his dick, I could take his hair, and Ivor could fuck his mouth." Jesse assesses, "would you wanna do that Ivor?"
"..." Ivor looks down at little Dan.
Dan frowns.
"...fine." Ivor rolls his eyes.
"Yes!" Jesse pumps her fist, "okay everybody, sex dog-pile on Dan!"
"Your cock belongs to me, bitch!" Petra cheers "I'mma use it however I want."
"B-but if you make me fuck your pussy, I'm practically fucking Stacy!" Dan points out.
Petra stares at him, "...so?"
"The cross contamination of previous sexslave fucks don't apply to the fucktoys." Jesse enforces, "we already proved this by having Lukas give his dick to you, Stacy, Lizzie, and Cassie."
"Stampy's the only one clean of Lukas... for now." Lukas remarks, pulling out and showing Dan a checklist in his journal.
Dan's jaw drops in horror at the god damn checklist.
"Come, Jesse." Ivor invites "you and me are to go by his head."
"Of courssse, Ivor." Jesse nods, following him to Dan's head.
"Let's make a train." Petra gets down on her hands and knees "put him on my back with his dick in my ass, then make Lukas put his dick in Dan's ass, it's an assfuck-train."
They forcefully drag Dan to his feet, push him on top of Petra, and get into position around him.
"Wait! before we start, I, I just have one request...!" Dan pleads.
"No." Petra shakes her head.
"You tend to ask a lot of questions, Dan, and many are rather... invasive." Jesse actually has the nerve to use that word to describe him.
"It's not a question, it's a statement." Dan pushes.
"You said it was a request, requests are not statements, requests are asking things of others, in this case, you asking us." Jesse is not impressed.
"Well, whatever! I meant that before we start, I want to say one thing." Dan snaps.
"Make it fucking quick, I wanna eat." Jesse has limited patience for his bullshit.
"STAMPY! STACY!" Dan roars "I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING US, JUST COME OUT! I CALLED YOUR FUCKING TRAP!"
Silence.
"Stacy and Stampy are nowhere near here, I think." Lukas states, confused.
"We've searched to the sides and behind here already, if they're anywhere, they'd be forward, probably a long ways forward judging from how they left forever ago, and we didn't see them fucking about in the field with Dan." Jesse figures.
Dan's jaw drops, "You SAW that!?"
"Pretty easy to see." Jesse snarks.
"And you just...!" Dan can't believe this "WATCHED it!?"
"Yeah, and then came combing through the forest after you." Jesse nods.
"Nice spleef arena." Lukas compliments.
"ERRRM!" Dan growls "you BASTARDS!"
"Jeeze, you're touchy this morning." Jesse comments, "did you guys just wanna get the fuck on?"
"'K." all three answer simultaneously.
WHAM! Lukas plows into Dan.
"YEEEOWWW!" Dan never stops hating this.
"Errrm!" Petra hums as she moves with Lukas to make things suck for Dan harder "fuckin' U gud."
Ivor closes his eyes, imagines Lizzie, and shuts Dan's mouth around his slimy old man cock.
"It's like fuckin' cotton candy...!" Jesse loves the hell out of the hair, destroying it with her enthusiasm.
"IIIIII loooooove thissssss ASSSSSSSSSSS!" Lukas howls as the pack smother their prey.
...
Dan's laying on his side, on the ground, a mess, all four of them having climaxed onto him, Jesse included.
All four pumpkin-heads get redressed, Jesse also gathers up the tattered bits of Dan's hair she had torn out, to keep, forever.
"Now, execute the worthless sexslave-fucktoy, he's supplied his worth." Ivor instructs.
"Wait! weren't we going to question him about WHY he made the spleef arena, and where he got his shit?" Jesse goes back to what they were talking about with him earlier, when they passed up their chance for answers.
"...!" Dan's eyes widen "...what?"
"Oh, yeah, we only caught the end." Jesse drops the bomb.
Dan stares at her, disturbed, "You... you DIDN'T ACTUALLY WATCH IT!?"
"We watched you go into the woods." Jesse points out.
"...then, you didn't, WATCH IT, did you!?" Dan stresses.
"Nope." Jesse shakes her head.
Dan stares at her, turning his head in disbelief, "THEN WHY, when I asked if you watched it, DID YOU SAY 'YES'!?"
"I didn't wanna get into it then." Jesse gives the worst answer possible.
Dan stares, awestruck, then just flops over, acting dead.
"Spit it out, Danny-boy, you don't wanna get punished by Lukas, do you?" Jesse threatens.
"I was BEATEN, and RAPED, by TorqueDawg's gay brother, PwnKang!" Dan rages "because he thought I was responsible for TorqueDawg's death, and the only way I survived, was by convincing him to face me in a death match in spleef! I won, he died, I killed his horse, took his stuff, and ran for the hills!"
"..." the pumpkin-heads stare at him "HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Wait... how did he know TorqueDawg was dead?" Jesse asks.
"Because I told him! and the mansion was in flames!" Dan answers.
"...fuck, sure wish we saw it, that sounds awesome." Jesse comments, "whatever, put him down."
"Goodbye, Dan..." Lukas smiles as he draws his sword, walks over, and raises it above his victim "before you die, I just want you to know: you were a really good sexslave-fucktoy."
Dan closes his eyes and prepares for it to all end.
"Um..." Lukas turns to the others "actually, do we really need-"
"Yes." Petra's an asshole "we have a VERY strict 'no witnesses' policy, if we fuck 'em, they die, end of story, we can't afford for them to come after us, or warn others about us, and even if they don't do either of dose dings, we'd probably never get to fuck them again anyway because they'd avoid it at all costs, build fortresses, stay in large, public areas if they ever have any reason to think we're around, and they'd probably be willing to kill themselves in order to escape us via cliff jumping or some shit."
"WHAT ABOUT STAMPY AND STACY!?" Dan demands "unless... are you planning to kill them too?"
"No, Stampy and Stacy were a special case because we made a deal with them, and, as our accomplices, they get to go free." Jesse clarifies.
"Well then why can't I be that!?" Dan whines "I'll never tell anyone, I promise!"
"We can't trust you, Dan, you've already shown way too much resistance." Jesse rejects, "whereas Stampy and Stacy actively came back to us when they were in the position to kill me."
"THEY, STABBED, YOU!" Dan reminds her.
"And then they apologized and rejoined us." Lukas scoffs "and after what we did, that took a LOT of trust, since they had every reason to think that we would just kill them after anyways."
"Yesss, they proved their loyalty." Jesse agrees "but you, Dan, you stabbed CASSIE in the back, and we're worse than Cassie, so not only are you disloyal, but you have more reason to betray us than you did to betray her, I'm sure you can figure out what that spells for you."
"You REALLY were a good sexslave-fucktoy doh." Lukas 'comforts' Dan "out of all the asses I've fucked, yours was the best, I wish we could let you live so I could fuck it again and again forever."
"He's the FIRST AND ONLY man you've ever had, Lukas." Ivor snaps "I'm sure we'll find many better asses for you in the future."
"Yeah, Lukas, don't worry, it'll be fine." Jesse consoles, "even if we took him back home as a permanent sexslave, his ass would get worn out after a while and he wouldn't be as good anymore."
"Alright, guys, thanks." Lukas nods, then turns back to Dan "farewell, my sweet."
SPURRZT! Lukas thrusts his sword through the center-left of Dan's chest, impaling his heart and pinning the YouTuber against the wet, miserable ground.
"Gah...!" Dan's tongue falls out and he goes cross-eyed.
"WHOO! now do the same with your dick!" Petra's an asshole.
That was the last thing Dan ever hears.
Fuck...! you...! PETRA...! Dan thinks as his world goes to black, and he dies.
Poll Results!
"What do you think will happen to Dan next?"
1. Jesse and the Pumkinheads will find him, fuck him, and end his life. 0 Vote(s). (0%)
2. Jesse and the Pumkinheads will find him, but he'll escape. 1 Vote(s). (20%)
3. He'll find Lizzie. 0 Vote(s). (0%)
4. He'll go on a new adventure, meet a new character, and DAN TUESDAYS will start all over again. 2 Vote(s). (40%)
5. He'll escape and live happily ever after, the top minecraft youtuber and heroic icon across the world, just like the good old days. His eyes will well with tears at achieving his glorious freedom, and he will return to his luxurious home. He will sleep a rich, gratifying thirteen hours. And devour three meals worth of the most delectable food. He will go to the hospital and receive the greatest medical care available, they will fix him, his face, his ass, and even his hair, somehow. Then he will address the people of the world, and tell the story of what happened to him in that mansion that night. There will be an uproar, front page news worldwide, everybody will be talking about it, everybody will know. There will be a massive hunt for Jesse and her gang, Stacy and Stampy will have no real choice other than to verify Dan's story, they will be hated by the public as collaborators, while the blades of justice see Jesse's quartet's heads removed from their shoulders. Dan will be a hero, he will receive medals and honors for his bravery and persistence, strength and resourcefulness, outspoken and outstanding behavior. His popularity will skyrocket, his subs will double, the populace will be gripped with Dan fever. He will become the richest person in the world, and be voted into the position of President of All Minecraft. Lizzie, who takes much longer to get back to civilization, will be amazed and taken by Dan's accomplishments. She will fall for him and they will get married, and Dan will finally moan with ecstasy as she eagerly deep-throats his cock. Her adorable eyes gleaming up into his as her lips slide up and down along his shaft. Afterwards, he will make her scream his name as he thoroughly fucks her tight, begging pussy. They will have a beautiful child together, one who is biologically his, NOT Ivor's, and ESPECIALLY NOT Lukas', despite their sperm having entered her first. Dan will live long, happy, and in every way he dreams, victorious. 1 Vote(s). (20%)
6. Something totally unexpected. 1 Vote(s). (20%)
Total Votes: 5.
Total Voters: 3.
OH, that was a fuckin' good poll for a fuckin' good chapter. Sadly, this was the end of the road for Dan. He's stuck it out for chapter after chapter, horrible incidence after horrible incident, assrape after assrape, but he could only last so long. Farewell, sweet minecart.
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