Chapter 55: the Aftermath.
The rain slowly drizzles to a halt, the clouds moving on to reveal the shining sun, casting it's warm light down on our heroes, Stampy and Stacy, as they walk together, Stacy is limping and using the stick from Dan's carrot as a cane.
"I'm sorry..." Stacy apologizes "I should have pushed harder for us to apologize to Dan earlier."
"It's okay, I think we had already started slipping into it then." Stampy states.
You bet they had.
"That whole thing was..." Stacy continues, pausing to try to find the words "...really scary."
"I know..." Stampy agrees, then grabs Stacy's hand, "but we got through it, baby, both of us, with our lives, and our souls."
"Barely..." Stacy sighs "and only because of you, if I was on my own... I..." she bows her head in shame "I'd be... Jesse, right now..."
"But Stacy, you were the one who warned me about it in the first place, remember? you saved yourself, you just did it through me." Stampy consoles, "and if you were on your own then chances are you wouldn't have even gotten into any of the conflict with Dan either."
Stacy just shrugs uncertainly.
"I know I also wouldn't have been able to get through it if I was by myself, not without getting choked and beaten and disrespected by Jesse, anyways." Stampy points out.
"Probably..." Stacy agrees "it's just... disturbing, how close I, or we, or whichever came to becoming... you know... the very thing that would've choked and beaten and disrespected you."
"Hm..." Stampy frowns, "we... didn't though, we acted in time, and... I'm sure we'll know better than to ever come anywhere near it again, at least..."
"Mm-hm." Stacy nods glumly.
Silence.
"I... guess we won't be having our fancy breakfast anymore..." Stampy comments, "did you just, wanna come to my house and cook up some eggs and toast?"
"Sure." Stacy answers.
"Did..." Stampy starts, "did you still want to move in together? and make our relationship public?"
"Of course!" Stacy nods vigorously, looking at Stampy in surprise "did you... not...?"
"NO! no, I did!" Stampy responds hastily, "I just thought... since that was, before..."
Silence.
"...WAH!" Stacy bursts into tears and hugs him "OH, STAMPY!"
"WAHHHHHH!" Stampy follows suit.
"I...! I enjoyed being evil!" Stacy admits "I'm ashamed of it, BUT IT'S THE TRUTH!"
"I know, baby, I loved it too!" Stampy nods, "it was... it was just so... delicious...!"
"But unhealth-th-thyyy...!" Stacy cries "just like EVERYTHING else that's that delicious! I want to eat it, but it'll kiiill m-meee...!"
"Stacy...!" Stampy looks Stacy in the eyes, "screw the eggs and toast, I'm going through withdrawal! we... we need to eat other unhealthy toxic foods, like doughnuts, and fried chicken...!"
"YES!" Stacy cheers "lets eat our troubles away until we no longer feel the desire for cruelty to our victims and bloodshed of our enemies!"
"Uh..." Stampy groans a bit, already feeling the diabetes coming on, "maybe just for today, though..."
"Well of course." Stacy agrees "I meant just today, we need to maintain our perfect, toned figures."
Since this is in minecraft, the two of them have the same base figure. They actually look almost like twins, as they are both skinny with brown hair and green eyes.
"Mm-hm!" Stampy nods.
"Sounds gud." a deep voice sounds behind them.
"AHH!" Stampy swings around in surprise to find Petra following in his footsteps just four feet away, the rest of our villains also there, all four wearing their masks.
"HOLY FUCK!" Stacy reacts, grabbing Stampy and shoving him behind herself, "what do you want!?" she demands as she holds up her little stick in the most threatening way she can manage.
"Petra want food." Petra answers simply "fried chicken donuts."
"Why are you all wearing Cassie's mask!?" Stampy questions.
"Because it's awesome." Jesse obviously grins.
"Snuck up on you well, didn't we?" Ivor asks proudly.
"What...!" Stacy grinds her teeth "do, you, want!?"
Petra starts to raise her hand in a way that implies she's opening her mouth.
"BESIDES FOOD!" Stacy snaps.
Petra waits a moment, then finally lowers her hand again.
"We just came to visit you, baby!" Jesse explains "we never got to give you a proper goodbye."
That means 'death'. Stacy thinks sharply.
"Goodbye, then!" Stampy forces a grin.
"Oh, we came for more than just that, saying goodbye is just one reason." Jesse shrugs "why are you so tense? OH, is it the mask!? sorry, I forgot NOBODY associates it with the murderer, heh-heh, okay I'll take it off." she takes it off, releasing her soft, fluttery hair and warm, smiling face.
"Hello, my man, Stampy." Lukas greets "how are things going with you?"
"Uh, good!" Stampy puts the grin back on again.
"Is your mouth clean?" Lukas ain't wasting time.
"Um... what?" Stampy doesn't know what the fuck Lukas just said.
"Did you suck a dick or eat a pussy within the last twenty-four hours?" Lukas specifies.
Stampy's face goes very pale.
"...no?" he spits out.
"Oh good!" Lukas nods, leaning forward with his hands together pleadingly "could you, just like, suck me off, bro? please?"
"You... fucked Dan... in the ass..." Stampy frowns.
"I know." Lukas acknowledges "it wuz gud."
"He's asking because he's gotten to fuck every single one of the sexslave-fucktoys except you, Stampy." Jesse explains "it would mean a lot to him if you would complete the set."
"Couldn't... we just... make out instead?" Stampy questions.
"No, they've specifically had his dick." Jesse answers for Lukas, who nods.
"But I... thought we were done." Stampy points out.
"Oh, we are!" Jesse assures him "you can just not if you want, but it would make us real happy if you do."
"I would... rather not." Stampy glances at Stacy for support.
"How about you just jerk it for a few seconds? I don't need to climax." Lukas suggests as Stacy opens her mouth.
Stampy keeps looking at Stacy.
"Deal's done, Stampy said no." Stacy enforces.
"*Sigh*... alright then..." Lukas retreats.
"Aw well, it was worth a shot." Jesse comforts him, then turns back to our heroes "so, I'm assuming you two wrapped up our little pink-haired problem?"
Stampy's eyes are immediately on Stacy.
"Dan wasted our time, she got away." Stacy reports/lies coolly.
"Awww! that's a shame." Jesse shakes her head, honestly disappointed in them.
"It okay." Petra shrugs "not everybody can be as gud as Petra."
"I'm guessing Dan got away too?" Jesse asks, holding back her grin.
"Unfortunately." Stampy nods.
"Hmm, well, I guess we'll just have to-...!" Jesse gets ready to pull out her big thing of Dan's hair, but then pauses, astonished and horrified "OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED!?" she rushes forward, budges Stacy out of the way, grabs Stampy, spins him around, and looks at the tattered remains of his cat hood.
"Oh! uh, Dan fucked it." Stampy keeps blaming Dan for everything.
"That bastard...!" Jesse growls, furious "did he do all of this!?" she points to all of Stampy's and Stacy's battle wounds.
"Yeah, we screwed him up pretty bad too, but he kept pulling health potions." Stampy fabricates.
"PwnKang's health potions." Ivor deduces.
"Son of a bitch." Jesse shakes her head in disgust, but then goes back to her signature grin "luckily, however, we won't need to worry about HIM ever again!" she laughs as she whips out Dan's fucking cut-off scalp and shows it to Stampy and Stacy, complete with all the remaining hair he had on it.
Horrified silence.
"Uh, w-wowwwwww...!" Stampy can only manage to force a tiny smile, "that's, uh, really good work, Jesse! did, uh, you do that...?"
"Well, Petra caught him, Lukas stabbed him to death, and Ivor cut this thing off, but yeah, it was all under my orders, so I did this, it was me." Jesse nods "me alone."
"Great! ah-ha! *cough* um, uh, where, did this happen?" Stampy wonders.
"Just a little ways back from here, we caught him when he was running like his life depended on it." Jesse shrugs "he told us that he had just come from you guys, and pointed us in the right direction, that's how we found you by the way, his last words were: I'll never tell anyone, I promise, they stabbed you, gah."
"He also kept yelling crazily for you to come out, he was convinced that this was somehow a 'trap'." Lukas adds.
"Oh! well, he uh, got hit in the head pretty hard a couple times." Stampy makes up, "and um, even if that wasn't it, he's just kinda loony to begin with."
"Well obviously! did you see him last night!? the guy was a wreck, he spent most of his time breaking down on the floor." Jesse reminds them.
Immediately everybody gets the mental image of Dan's messy ass and balls hiding the rest of his quivering body, which they could see from anywhere in the room they went, it was like a god damn portrait with the eyes that stare at you wherever you go.
"So! um, was that all you wanted?" Stampy snaps out of it.
"Pretty much, yeah." Jesse nods "we need to eat, but I think we'll go find food elsewhere, unless you wanted to invite us to breakfast."
"Uh, I think we were hoping to have a quiet, private meal just the two of us, right Stacy?" Stampy turns to his girlfriend.
"Totally!" Stacy nods "and a nap after, so no additional company would be ideal."
"Alright then." Jesse concedes "I hope you enjoy your time together, I guess this is... goodbye."
"Byyyyyye!" Stampy grins and waves, grabbing Stacy's hand and trying to gently pull her along away from Jesse's gang.
"W-Wait...!" Jesse calls, flustered "I wasn't done!"
"Oh, uh, okay..." Stampy forces himself to stop and stare more at the terrifying psycho woman.
"I got..." Jesse holds up three fingers "three things to say."
"...okay." Stacy accepts.
"First off..." Jesse wanders right up into their personal space, "goodbye, Stacy! appreciate that sexy, sexy man of yours... mmm!"
Jesse grabs Stacy, kisses her, and slides her hand down the front of Stacy's pants in front of everyone, Stacy's in too rough shape to resist the strong, healthy villain.
"Petra!" Stampy gapes, "what about Petra!?"
"Don't care..." Jesse shrugs as she breaks the kiss and slips her hand back out, she then turns to Stampy "and goodbye, Stampy! don't let Stacy grow old with many cats who aren't you..."
Stampy knows what's coming now, so his eyes shoot wide and he starts retreating backwards.
"MMM!" Jesse forces herself on him, smothering his mouth with wet kisses and sliding her hand down his pants to feel up and squeeze his junk.
It hurts.
"And finally...!" Jesse grins as she retreats from Stampy "to both of you: it was a true pleasure doing business together last night, you are my favorite clients of all time, I hope you're happy together, and have many litters of adorable kittens..." she leans in, her smile uncontrollably wide and her psycho-eyes flashing with instability "...I hope to deal with them all one day."
Stampy and Stacy flush pale.
"Good... bye, now?" Stampy struggles not to cry.
"Goodbye!" Jesse laughs, nodding as she puts her mask back on "...for now."
And with that, the villainous group turns around, runs away into the woods, and disappears, gone as if they were never there, and as Stampy and Stacy stare out after them, already this strange, mysterious group felt... like a dream.
"S-Stacy...?" Stampy chokes.
"That..." Stacy heaves, tense "was, somehow, even MORE terrifying than EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN THING they did last night... put together."
"...*sniff*." Stampy's upset.
"Lets..." Stacy just can't right now "go home... Stampy."
"Wait!" Stampy raises his hands, "I don't know if we should yet!"
"Why?" Stacy's eyes flash with concern.
"Th-they killed Dan..." Stampy reminds her, "that... that means..." Stampy looks back into the woods, "there's still the flint and steel back there..."
Poll Results!
"What do you think of Dan's death?"
1. I disliked Dan as a character and I'm glad to see him gone. 0 Vote(s). (0%)
2. I liked Dan, but his death was suitable and satisfying. 0 Vote(s). (0%)
3. I liked Dan and wanted to see him survive until the end, I'm disappointed he's dead. 1 Vote(s). (100%)
4. I didn't really like Dan so much as I liked watching him get fucked over. I'm sad he's gone because I didn't want it to end for him yet. 0 Vote(s). (0%)
Total Votes: 1.
Total Voters: 1.
Awww, we're sorry, voter. We know what it's like to lose someone we wanted to see come out on top. On the bright side, it makes us very happy to know that you enjoyed Dan as much as we did. Thank you for voting, and loving our character.
And speaking of loving our characters...
It is time for the FINAL POLL. Because Female Jesse is coming to an end.
This was the second last numbered chapter of the story. One week from now, on Saturday, February 16, 2019, we will upload the final numbered chapter. And then we will upload the ENDING CHAPTER (the ending equivalent of Chapter 0: Prologues) on the next day, Sunday, February 17, 2019, which is the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY since Chapter 0: Prologues was published on February 17, 2018. One full year of Female Jesse. Oh where has the time gone? To all our loyal viewers who have been reading since then or similar early days, we want to thank you for your continued support. And to those who have joined less recently but have enjoyed it just the same, we welcome you to witness the conclusion of this epic 365 day saga. And to those who arrived too late, and are reading this long after the whole story has been completed, we say thank you for reading as well. We're sorry you missed out on the polls, but at least you get to read the whole thing as fast as you'd like! Thank you to EVERYONE who enjoys our work, from the bottom to the top of our hearts.
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