Female Jesse and the Psycho Pumpkin Mansion

by Greene Earth Productions

It's a night of terror and mystery! Bloodthirsty murderers, conniving thieves, people with dark secrets that must never be revealed, and a strange woman on a mission. Our hero, the cutesy, wonderful, and innocent Stampy, will need to tread a dangerous path through the web of crime and conspiracy to get out of this mess alive. Content Warning: rape, intense violence, torture, death.

57. Chapter 56: Closure

Chapter 56: Closure.

"Oh, crap!" Stacy's eyes widen "that's true... unless they took it."

"They would have said something though, right? I mean, they didn't know he had it, so they probably didn't check." Stampy reasons, "in any case, we should at least take a look, shouldn't we? we can't just let it lie there rotting away with him."

"Of course." Stacy agrees "let's go poking around and see if we can find the poor man's scalpless corpse."

"Okay." Stampy nods, "this way?"

Stacy nods.

They both take their first step forward, only for it to result in Stampy feeling his tightened pants push something hard and sharp into his junk that he hadn't yet noticed was there, it hurt like fuck.

"OW!" Stampy buckles, "ow, hell!"

"Urgh!" Stacy does the same "what the...!?"

They each grab their crotches inside their pants and try to pull whatever it was out.

Stampy pulls out a glowing green flint, and Stacy a glowing green steel.

Silence.

"Oh..." Stampy blinks, "I guess she did find them."

"Bitch...!" Stacy growls "why didn't she just hand them over!?"

"...you know this is Jesse we're talking about, right?" Stampy isn't that surprised.

"Ugh..." Stacy can't argue with that.

Stampy then realizes that there's a folded up little piece of paper attached to the underside of the flint.

"Hm?" he takes it off in interest, then unfolds it.

It says five words: 'Think' 'me' 'next' 'you' 'them'.

"What's that?" Stacy questions, curious.

"It was on the flint, but I don't know what it means..." Stampy flips it over and examines it more, "do you have one?"

Stacy flips over the steel, grabs the paper from there, and opens it, "Yep."

"What's it say?" Stampy asks.

They read it together, it also says five words: 'about' 'the' 'time' 'grind' 'together'.

"'Think about me the next time you grind them together'." Stampy reads outloud the merged version, "...do you think that's supposed to be like when she told us to think about her while we kissed?"

"...yes." Stacy nods "definitely."

"...what now?" Stampy wonders, "should we just go back home?"

"Yes." Stacy repeats "lets get out of here."

"I hope the mansion's fire spreads to this forest and everything here just burns the hell to the ground." Stampy grumbles, "I hate this place..."

THWIP! an arrow suddenly whooshes out of the woods and plunks into the ground at Stampy's feet.

"AHH!" Stampy jumps backwards.

Shing! Stacy draws her sword.

Silence.

"Who the hell did that...?" Stampy looks at his girlfriend nervously.

Slowly, Stacy points a shaking hand.

Stampy looks.

In the distance, Stampy can make out Lukas waving friendlily.

Stampy looks back down at the arrow.

There's a message.

"She sure is all about those today, isn't she?" Stacy remarks.

He kneels down and picks it up to read it.

It Reads:

Hey, guys! almost forgot to mention, I totally have one of those by the way, an enchanted flint and steel, like Stampy Kitten, which we found on Dan (dang rascal stole it from you, but you were too embarrassed to say, huh?) and as I'm sure you're aware by now I secretly returned to you. :)

Anyway, me, Petra, and Ivor are all from a different world than this one, (Lukas is native), we're the best YouTubers in the world where we come from, so we made like Danny-boy and totally found our enchanted flint and steel, ever since we've been having lovely adventures, hopping from world to world, leaving a path of bloody parties in our wake, thank god WE found this thing and not someone who wouldn't abuse it's power, amirite? we might leave this world soon, but if you ever want to follow after us, simply leave a note in the portal network and we'll hook right up! I know the first murder-sex party can be pretty disgusting, but you'll learn to love them if only you'd join us.

Think about it, 'K? we could always use a cute couple to help gain victims' trust, two more people who've got our backs is great as well, just give it a thought, maybe even a try without us in your world or some other, you might be... surprised.

- Love, Jesse. 3 3 3 XOXOXO XXX XXX XXX

U 2 R gud.

- Petra. XXX

Please do not ever come looking for us.

- Ivor. :(

I will complete the collection... one day.

- Lukas. ,'=)

End of letter.

Silence.

In the distance, Lukas scurries away out of sight.

"FUCK! I should have just rubbed his dick!" Stampy curses, "now he's gonna make me do worse in the future!"

"NO." Stacy shakes her head "he won't, we're never going to be a part of their evil world again, Stampy."

"*sniff*..." Stampy nods slightly, "o-okay..."

"And I had a perfect plan to make sure, too." Stacy continues, thinking back to remember it "if we want, we could always...!"

She stops.

"...are you worried they're still listening?" Stampy asks.

"No..." Stacy shakes her head, disturbed "my plan... was that we... could always... run away to a different world..."

"Oh..." Stampy's heart immediately sinks as well.

"...we're at their mercy." Stacy just admits it.

"So... I should have just rubbed his dick?" Stampy reverts back to square one.

"Yeah, probably, since he's set on getting you now." Stacy guesses.

"Should we call for him?" Stampy asks.

"..." Stacy stares at him, reluctant but knowing the answer "...fuuuck, urgh, yes."

"LUKAS!" Stampy screams into the forest, "LUUUKAAAASSS!"

"Act like you just changed your mind and you're really happy to do it." Stacy instructs "we want him feeling happy with us."

"Okay." Stampy nods, "LUKAS!"

Stampy turns to Stacy again, "should I suck and lick his dick too for good measure, or just hope that the rubbing satisfies him enough?"

"Just rub." Stacy orders "he had that thing in my ass, DAN's ass, and Lizzie's ass, and who knows what with Cassie, or whatever else he might have done with it, so no, don't suck, keep it far away from your mouth."

"Huhhuhhh!" Stampy shudders, "right! I almost forgot about the ass thing, I started thinking: oh, it's just a dick, BUT IT'S NOT JUST A DICK, so yeah, unless maybe he washes it, which probably isn't happening out here, no tongue, and no mouth."

Lukas comes walking smugly out of the woods to them, his mask off so they can see his grinning face and raised eyebrow, "You called?"

"NO MORE WAITING!" Stampy yells, running over to his blonde business partner, "I changed my mind, Lukas! take your dick out and I'll jack it off now!"

Lukas' grin stays the same, he knew this would happen.

"As you wish...!" the sadistic man promptly whips out his largest-at-the-orgy-but-it-isn't-an-orgy-it's-a-fuckpuzzle cock, bouncing it back and forth hypnotically for Stampy's gaze.

"Uh..." Stampy's starting to feel more awkward about this, "Stacy, could you like, beat box seductive music or something?"

"Like what?" Stacy questions.

"Da, da, da, da-da, da, da, da, da-da-da, do-da, do, do-da, gonna fuck tonight, aw yeah, gonna suck tonight, big dick, aw yeah...!" Lukas helps.

"That's good! that's good!" Stampy encourages, but gets kind of nervous at the 'suck dick' part, "did you want me to start now and have you just keep singing it?"

"That sounds lovely." Lukas approves.

"...okay." Stampy waits for Lukas to keep going before he touches his dick.

"Da, da, do-da, do, do, do-da-da-da..." Lukas continues along.

Stampy starts going at it, starting off pretty lightly, but slowly intensifying it, trying to make it smooth and sexy, and taking a lot of inspiration from their earlier stripping session.

"You get fifteen seconds, Lukas." Stacy informs him.

"Pwease gimme twenty." Lukas requests.

"Fine-" Stacy starts to answer.

"-mins." Lukas adds "oh! yay! thank you, Stacy!"

Fuck! now we're committed to twenty minutes! Stampy thinks unhappily.

"NO, not twenty mins!" Stacy quips, annoyed.

"Okay, okay, it was just a joke, just a joke." Lukas pulls that card.

"Enjoy your extra five seconds, bud!" Stampy force-grins up at Lukas, intensifying it more.

"OOH! yeah, get me right there, man!" Lukas cheers "twenty seconds? let's see if we can score the world's fastest climax! going for mega points, dude."

"Yeah! countdown, Stacy!" Stampy calls, still putting on the happy face.

"Stampy..." Lukas slaps his hands down on Stampy's shoulders overdramatically, looking into his eyes with a serious expression "don't hold back, I'll be fine, whatever you do, I can take it."

"Uh, okay!" Stampy nods, immediately going a lot harder, "I uh, could spit on it, if you're into that."

"Yes." Lukas nods.

"Nine... eight..." Stacy counts, obviously granting them more time.

"Pah!" Stampy spits and works the saliva all over Lukas' dick.

"Don't be uncomfortable, Stampy." Lukas encourages "remember the old saying: it's not gay if we're both straight!"

"OH, come on!" Stacy can't take this "Lukas, you are the gayest man I have ever met, don't even pretend you're fucking straight."

Lukas blinks, "But... what about that little fag, Dan?"

"It's okay, Lukas! I know you're just really, really bi." Stampy consoles him.

"Dan never wanted to be fucked by any man, he was into Lizzie, and possibly me." Stacy rejects "YOU, however, wouldn't shut up about how much fun it is to fuck the man ass."

"But I fucked more women's asses than I did men's." Lukas points out.

"And you never enjoyed any of them as much as that ONE man's ass you just wouldn't fucking let catch a break, you climaxed hardest on him, we ALL saw it, no matter where we were in the room." Stacy argues "...time up."

"MMMPH!" Lukas thrusts forward, almost sending his cock smacking into Stampy's face "oh yeah! almost made it, Stamps, that was like, a spiritual cumshot right there."

"Uh, great!" Stampy backs his face the fuck away, "I'm glad you liked it!"

"Thank you so much for your time and the experience, both of you." Lukas nods respectfully as he zips his pants partway up but leaves his wet dick hanging out "your ass was still very fine, Stacy, and your hands are soft like a kitten's paws, Stampy, I will enjoy adding both of you to my... collection."

"Well, you have all you need to do that now, right?" Stampy keeps smiling but is freaking out on the inside, afraid that Lukas might answer negatively after all this.

"Yes, I will be up all night writing all this down." Lukas answers, taking out his journal and stroking it lovingly "oh! did I ever tell you what this is?"

"Uh..." Stampy's not sure he wants to hear it, "...no?"

"It's my dark journal, I write down everything bad I've ever done in here, then it doesn't bother me." Lukas explains "it's a trick I came up with after my mother got me a diary, I was such a sad child for so long, I was very naughty, and bad, and my behavior made me sad, but I couldn't seem to change, so one day, I wrote about some of the bad things I did in here, and then I discovered that afterwards, I no longer felt guilty about them." Lukas spreads his arms wide with joy "isn't that wonderful? I haven't felt guilty about any of my crimes in years, I'm able to live my life my way, without my conscience ruining it."

"Uh... wow..." Stampy tries to bury his horror beneath his nervous smile, "that's uh, great, Lukas."

He looks at Stacy for help.

"Yeah..." Stacy's eyes are locked murderously onto that little book "just... great..."

"Well, uh, I don't think we'll keep you from it any longer!" Stampy decides, holding his hand out friendlily to shake Lukas', "have a nice lunch! I hope you sleep well after you've written down all your recent sins!"

"I always do..." Lukas nods dreamily "...goodbye, Stamps." he shakes Stampy's hand.

"Farewell." Stacy pushes.

"See ya 'round, Stacy." Lukas puts his mask back on, turns, and leaves.

Poll Results!

"Who are your favorite characters from Female Jesse and the Psycho Pumpkin Mansion?"

1. Jesse. 4 Vote(s). (22.20%)

2. Petra. 2 Vote(s). (11.10%)

3. Ivor. 0 Vote(s). (0%)

4. Lukas. 2 Vote(s). (11.10%)

5. Stampy. 3 Vote(s). (16.65%)

6. Stacy. 2 Vote(s). (11.10%)

7. Dan. 2 Vote(s). (11.10%)

8. Lizzie. 1 Vote(s). (5.55%)

9. Cassie. 0 Vote(s). (0%)

10. Captain Sparklez. 2 Vote(s). (11.10%)

11. PwnKang. 0 Vote(s). (0%)

Total Votes: 18.

Total Voters: 6.

Notes:

1. This included votes and voters from the previous, early version of this poll question as well as the votes and voters from the modern one.

2. Both authors of the story, Brando and Pand, voted on this poll. We've voted on none of the past ones, since most of them are predictive, but in this case we don't see why our choices are any less valid. To anyone who does think this is in some way unfair, the poll is already imperfect as it allows regular voters who have been reading a long time to essentially vote twice, once before and once now. We authors had no such chance.

3. For the early version of the poll, you were allowed three out of the ten choices. For the rebooted version, you were allowed four out of the eleven choices.

WOW! That was AWESOME, everybody! Bravo on all the votes, we love the results!

But, and here's the twist, that was only "sort of" the last poll. You see, it was the last one to last a week, AND, it was only part one of a two part set. Now is when the second part goes up, and it is...!

Who are your LEAST favorite characters!?

That's right! Now you get to vote for the reverse! But be warned: this poll is only going to be up for one day! Then the results will be published with the final chapter on the one year anniversary of the story! This is your one chance, so VOTE NOW!