Ending: Our Heroes.
They wait a moment to make sure he's gone.
"Home?" Stampy proposes.
"Yes." Stacy agrees "hopefully they'll just move onto another world like they were thinking, get killed, and never return here to us."
"Yeah." Stampy concurs, "you wanna go back to the restaurant idea now that we're getting Dan's subs again, or just grab a ton of junk food from the store and order takeout and stuff?"
"We'll grab something quick to eat, go home, sleep, and have a much better meal later..." Stacy decides, stifling a tired yawn "I'm not feeling up to the restaurant idea right now."
"Alright then, let's go, baby." Stampy starts to reach for Stacy's hand but stops because Lukas' dick, then just stuffs his paws into the hoodie's front pocket and begins to walk towards their destination again.
"Stampy..." Stacy starts another conversation as they walk "if you could do one thing differently tonight, what would it be? besides going to the party, of course."
"Ohhh..." this stresses Stampy out, "I... suppose I can't take 'not leaving with you immediately after arrival' either?"
"No." Stacy confirms.
"I guess... hm... maybe trying harder to keep Jesse from getting in power, like, convincing Cassie not to vote for her." Stampy supposes, "...what would you do?"
"Same, keep Jesse out of power, I'd probably give up my 'campaign' and advocate that we all just try to find the killer together and have nobody push others around at all, while also stressing the obvious point that Lukas wasn't gonna be suspected for shit." Stacy answers "that's probably the best way to make sure that we both survive and don't get raped."
"But... what if they... came to the conclusion that I pushed the button?" Stampy wonders, beginning to grow uncomfortable with this idea, "and then searched me, and found the flint and steel? surely many of them would be convinced then, right? what if they... executed me...?"
"Urgh, you know what? I think our biggest mistake was not just facing the damn zombies, we're top adventurers, we had diamond weapons and health potions, we run fast, we could've done it." Stacy changes her mind "better the monsters outside than the monsters within."
"Agreed." Stampy nods.
They walk.
"But it's done, and here we are now..." Stacy sighs "I don't know if I'll ever be able to look at humanity the same way again."
"Hm..." Stampy frowns, "I'll probably never go to another party as long as I live... not unless I or someone else I trust throws it, and even then, it could always be crashed by psycho rapists..."
"...THIS IS A THING." Stacy flips "psycho rapists who crash parties, turn everybody into sexslave-fucktoys, and kill them! this is something they've been doing for ages, and it just happened TO US."
"Do you think there are others besides Jesse's gang lurking around?" Stampy asks.
"Who knows? maybe not here in our world, but it could be commonplace where they come from, and possibly other worlds they've visited..." Stacy shrugs "they may also have started TRENDS of it in some worlds, where other killers now imitate what they did."
"Ughhhh..." Stampy feels sick, "I really hope that doesn't happen here... when people hear about what happened in that mansion the news will blow up, especially because of the celebrity involvement, and it could give lot's of dodgy people the wrong idea..."
"And we're gonna be in the center of it." Stacy groans "there's going to be reporters swarming us, court cases, we'll be the biggest names for a long while, in all the good ways and the bad ways, I mean, I'm assuming we're not going to be able to pretend we weren't involved here, especially if Lizzie turns up and spills the beans."
"I know..." Stampy agrees, "you... don't suppose she's gonna... tell them, do you? about, our... allegiance?"
"Oh, she's telling about our allegiance, we're just too capable of defending ourselves to be harmed by it." Stacy claims "we were with our backs against the wall and did what we had to survive, at least, that's what we'll say."
"...alright." Stampy figures it'll work itself out.
"I mean, there's two of us and one of her, I think we can win the 'you're lying! no, you're lying!' game, even though we are lying." Stacy adds.
"Probably." Stampy shrugs, getting more comfortable with it, but then tenses, "...what if they have lie detectors?"
"Eh, no problem, we'll be rich and powerful." Stacy waves it off "we'll fudge the results."
"...okay." Stampy tries to relax again.
"And we can always put heavy questioning onto the validity of the lie detector's ability." Stacy keeps thinking of things to add "there's plenty we can do, really, lie detector's not a problem."
"Good, then." Stampy nods, "we'll do all the questioning stuff, get rich off Dan, and avoid parties at all costs."
"Pretty much." Stacy agrees "we also need to get some super-tight security systems up and running for home."
"Oh! I could design them!" Stampy suggests, "they should be pretty easy, considering my expertise in redstone systems."
"Yeah!" Stacy smiles "and I could train bodyguards, so we have machines and personnel protecting us, sure they may be a little pricey, but what does that matter when...!"
"DAN'S MONEY!" Stampy cheers, "...I just hope the personnel don't turn on us and reveal themselves to be psycho rapists." he trusts technology more than mankind now.
"...I'll be extremely thorough in who even gets a chance to apply." Stacy also has lost trust in mankind "there'll be intense background checks with required verification, physical tests, exams, personal scrutiny time between me and them, anyone even slightly suspicious, you know, like Jesse totally fucking was, will be rejected, and even those who AREN'T suspicious, I'll have them fucking kidnapped and questioned to admit their disloyalty or something, it'll all be a lot of work, but we'll get only the best of the best, and we'll pay them so well that even if they WERE psycho rapists, they'd want to go rape someone else and keep us around for the money."
"...that sounds good." Stampy agrees, "it'll be nice."
"For us." Stacy agrees.
Silence, they walk along, oblivious to the fact that they've pretty much just fallen into being villains again.
"I love you, Stampy." Stacy spits out.
"I love you too, Stacy." Stampy returns, "more than anything."
"I hope we'll be safe." Stacy laments.
"Even if we're not, we'll find our way out again." Stampy assures, "or die, but we would have done all we could at least."
"Yeah, it was a good call of ours to let Lizzie go, when she comes around I hope she won't be mad about our... choices, she has to admit that we would've joined her if it wasn't for Dan and Cassie." Stacy observes "I hope the three of us can all work together to brand Jesse as Public Enemy #1 and educate people on how to deal with the situation we survived, so even if she doesn't leave this world, she won't be welcome."
"Yeah, hopefully." Stampy nods.
"Wonder where she is right now..." Stacy gazes into the surrounding woods to her left.
"She could be anywhere..." Stampy shudders, "I just hope she's far away from us..."
"...I wonder where Lizzie is right now." Stacy adds, raising an eyebrow "she's the only person we haven't run into out here."
"Maybe she just ran all the way home." Stampy guesses, "she seemed really desperate to leave here as fast as possible earlier."
"...I really want to work with her, but we need to be ready incase she makes herself our enemy." Stacy warns "she could be gathering a posse to come kill us and Jesse right now."
"Well, if she managed to overhear us running out on Jesse after her earlier, then she might not be too against working with us." Stampy points out, "we could try calling and sorting things out with her when we get home, if you want."
"Yes please." Stacy nods, slouching tiredly, her limp getting worse.
"Do you want me to try to help you walk?" Stampy offers.
Stacy immediately pulls her arm around him, so he can support her, that's a 'yes'.
"Thanks." she acknowledges.
"You're welcome." Stampy murmurs, "how much farther do you think it is?"
"A long, long, looong ways..." Stacy heaves.
The young couple continue along the path, the sun rising higher in the sky above them as Stampy supports Stacy throughout their journey to tranquility.
Ending: Our Villains.
Jesse and Petra are sitting awkwardly in silence together on a fallen tree, Ivor is setting up a furnace and his brewing stand, Lukas is nowhere to be found.
"...I'm sorry." Jesse admits.
"4 wut?" Petra growls, sounding upset.
"For... the thing with Stacy's pussy..." Jesse looks down guiltily, "I, I needed to do it for my plan, Petra... I barely touched it, I swear, and I didn't mean it when I told them that I didn't care, I do, really, and... to feel like I was, fucking you, it just... it's something that I never want to experience again, and I want you to know that you mean so much more to me than that, and that you'll never, EVER even brush along the same level as any sexslave-fucktoy, I just, I just wanted you to know that I do care about you..."
Petra softens, "Buy Petra cake, and all is forgiven."
"Thank you, Petra!" Jesse hugs her sister eagerly, "I promise you'll get your cake."
"Ohhh, Jesssse...!" Lukas comes wandering out of the woods, his arms full of various meats and a few other things like mushrooms "I've brought lunch, and the message was delivered as you ordered."
"Gooooood...!" Jesse nods approval, "I hope they... enjoyed it."
"I know I enjoyed Stampy all over my cock." Lukas laughs.
"Oh?" Jesse responds, "someone changed his mind, did he?"
"And how." Lukas teases as he gives the food to Ivor for the wizard to begin preparing.
"Bleh!" Ivor snorts in disgust at Lukas' promiscuity.
"New man!" Petra cheers, runs up, and hugs Lukas, lifting him "you completed the set! and on your first time too."
"It was totally fab." Lukas gives his opinion.
"I wish I could have seen it." Jesse puts in, "it was probably hot as all fuck."
"You know it, he practically sucked me off, handjob with spit, mm-hm, came right in his face." Lukas illustrates it for them "spiritually at the time, but then I kept jerking it afterwards until I did for real, imagining his face."
"Fucking hell." Jesse comments, whatever that contributes to the conversation.
"Lunch will be ready soon, Jesssse." Ivor informs her, trying to ditch the conversation about Lukas and Stampy "what is our plan moving forward?"
"What else!?" Jesse laughs, "find more parties, and continue our path of destruction all across the portal web!"
"If U thought dis wuz gud, wait until we get a crop of 100% sexslave-fucktoys!" Petra informs Lukas "no holding back, it's FUCK TO DA MAX! don't hurt yourself, but enjoy tormenting the shit out of those worthless little fuckbags."
"I would enjoy being a little more sadistic in our... conquests, I do believe." Lukas is warming up to the idea more and more.
"Soon, a small piece of every world to ever exist, is going to die slowly while sucking our dicks." Jesse proclaims, "it'll be a long, bloody, sexy adventure, one that we've been working on for a while now, but with Ivor taking part in the fucking, and the addition of Lukas, we're sure to be even more successful with it than ever! we'll take a short break to recuperate from the exertion of tonight, but we'll be back on it soon, we done good, you guys! enjoy your rest!"
"Aye!" the crew cheer.
They sit down for their meal and relax for the day, regaining their strength and preparing for their next attack.
And so the cycle continues.
Poll Results!
"What are your LEAST favorite characters from Female Jesse and the Psycho Pumpkin Mansion?"
1. Jesse. 1 Vote(s). (25%)
2. Petra. 1 Vote(s). (25%)
3. Ivor. 1 Vote(s). (25%)
4. Lukas. 1 Vote(s). (25%)
5. Stampy. 0 Vote(s). (0%)
6. Stacy. 0 Vote(s). (0%)
7. Dan. 0 Vote(s). (0%)
8. Lizzie. 0 Vote(s). (0%)
9. Cassie. 0 Vote(s). (0%)
10. Captain Sparklez. 0 Vote(s). (0%)
11. PwnKang. 0 Vote(s). (0%)
Total Votes: 4.
Total Voters: 1.
...BEAUTIFUL! Seriously, we mean it. That is EXACTLY the characters we expected to get most, if not all, the votes. Jesse's gang have always been hilariously hated. (And not for bad reasons!)
...
And now, dear viewers...
...we can make...
...THE OFFICIAL FEMALE JESSE POPULARITY TIER LIST! Using the results of BOTH halves of the popularity poll!
Tier S for Superstar:
Jesse! Stampy!
Tier A for Awesome:
Stacy! Dan! Captain Sparklez!
Tier B for Better:
Petra! Lukas! Lizzie!
Tier C for Crap:
Cassie! PwnKang!
Tier D for Despised:
Ivor!
OH, poor Ivor only ever got a single vote, and it was hate! So the old man gets no love. 😢
Cassie and PwnKang meanwhile, never got any votes in either direction! LOS-ERS, at least Ivor had an impact. 😝
Petra and Lukas got plenty of love but also some hate, bringing them at par with the weak but 100% positive feedback for our dear girl Lizzie! 😄
As for those who have received a lot of love, we have goody-goody Sparklez, goody-baddy Stacy, and victim-victim Dan! Sparklez enduring popularity has been very interesting, as he continued to get votes even looong after he had died and been out of the story since forever, either that or the same one person voted for him twice. The other two, meanwhile, have got to be fan favorites. Stacy and Dan are incredible. 👏
And finally, at the top winning the whole thing, tied for first with A: four love votes and one hate vote, vs B: three love votes, we have the two most important characters of all. Jesse and Stampy ARE the main characters, this whole thing was their story, the tale of their encounter, and how it evolved over time. Stampy as our protagonist, and Jesse as our antagonist. From the very beginning the plot has been primarily driven by Stampy's desire to survive and Jesse's desire to have him and kill others. Despite literally being THE hero and THE villain of the story, their relationship was still so much more than that, and by no means were they always in conflict. On the contrary, the majority of their time together was spent on finding ways to compromise and work together, and in the end, that's actually what they did. Our hero and our villain settled their differences and united against everybody else who opposed them, and in the end, they both got exactly what they wanted, and parted ways alive and well. So you see, dear viewers, by using teamwork, they eventually made the dream work, like Captain Sparklez had advised.
THANK YOU FOR VOTING IN OUR POLLS. ❤
(Now, the story might be over, but there is still more to read for those who wish...)