Bonus Features.

So! Stampy and Stacy are back home again, Lizzie is hiding out in the wilderness for the time being, Jesse and the gang are planning their next rampage, what will happen next? what will Stampy and Stacy tell the public? how will the people take the loss of so many of their favorite YouTubers? what, or who, is next in line for Jesse? what drama will unfold if Lizzie makes it back to tell her story? will poor Dan's soul ever find peace?

All of this and more may or may not be answered in... the sequel.

And now for, some FUN WITH STATISTICS.

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Chapter List and Sizes!

For this story, chapters were allowed a minimum total of over 800 words and a maximum total of under 2,000 words.

(Author's Note: these do not include the words used in poll announcements, poll results, or author's notes. Some numbers may now be off by one or two words due to minor edits.)

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Chapters by Chronological Order.

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0,007 - Story Title.

1,437 - Chapter 00: Prologue.

1,048 - Chapter 01: Stacy's Secret.

1,205 - Chapter 02: Planting Seeds.

0,875 - Chapter 03: Beauty Standards.

1,795 - Chapter 04: Lipstick.

1,078 - Chapter 05: the Romantic's Stability.

1,114 - Chapter 06: Rejecting the Devil.

0,928 - Chapter 07: Sparklez in Your Cold Dead Eyes.

1,555 - Chapter 08: Pushing Buttons and Casting Votes.

1,047 - Chapter 09: Stampy's Interrogation.

1,781 - Chapter 10: Jesse and Stacy and the Sexy EULA.

1,925 - Chapter 11: Stampy Chokes It.

1,516 - Chapter 12: Three's a Crowd.

0,942 - Chapter 13: It Begins.

1,241 - Chapter 14: Undressed for Success.

1,019 - Chapter 15: History Lesson.

0,801 - Chapter 16: Peaches or Cream.

1,440 - Chapter 17: Monster.

0,974 - Chapter 18: Danned If You Do, Danned If You Don't.

1,485 - Chapter 19: Undressed with Finesse.

1,241 - Chapter 20: And It All Comes Crashing.

1,924 - Chapter 21: Lukas X StacyPlays.

1,952 - Chapter 22: How Do Windows Help.

1,892 - Chapter 23: the Warlock's Fury.

1,005 - Chapter 24: Captive Conspiracies.

1,466 - Chapter 25: Lukas X Dan the Diamond Minecart.

1,017 - Chapter 26: Making Peace.

1,073 - Chapter 27: Something for Everyone.

1,146 - Chapter 28: Lizzie's Revolution.

1,997 - Chapter 29: Undressed all the Rest.

1,705 - Chapter 30: Planning the Puzzle, Part One.

0,976 - Chapter 31: Planning the Puzzle, Part Two.

1,044 - Chapter 32: Checking the List.

1,520 - Chapter 33: Fuckin' Dis Bitch.

1,999 - Chapter/Rule 34: the Climax.

1,791 - Chapter 35: Stampy's Secret.

1,975 - Chapter 36: the Revolution Lives.

1,910 - Chapter 37: the Killer Revealed.

1,629 - Chapter 38: Four-on-One.

0,996 - Chapter 39: a Heated Chase.

0,861 - Chapter 40: We Always Have Windows.

1,530 - Chapter 41: Fire with Fire.

1,303 - Chapter 42: Dan's Hitchhiking Adventure, Part One.

0,886 - Chapter 43: Cassie's Thorns.

1,996 - Chapter 44: Dan's Hitchhiking Adventure, Part Two.

1,400 - Chapter 45: the Wilting of Cassie.

1,998 - Chapter 46: the Duel.

1,060 - Chapter 47: the Great Stampy Race.

1,459 - Chapter 48: the Finish Line.

1,537 - Chapter 49: the Daring Escape.

1,581 - Chapter 50: the Final Confrontation.

1,986 - Chapter 51: Hateful Origins.

1,771 - Chapter 52: Battle of Lukas' Lovers! Stacy VS Dan.

1,995 - Chapter 53: Stampy's Greatest Moment.

1,803 - Chapter 54: Off the Rails.

1,999 - Chapter 55: the Aftermath.

1,999 - Chapter 56: Closure.

1,999 - Ending.

0,329 - Credits.

0,604 - Epilogue.

1,276 - Bonus Features.

1,423 - Average Chapter Size.

86,843 - Whole Story.

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Chapters by Size. (Largest to Smallest.)

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86,843 - Whole Story.

1,999 - Chapter/Rule 34: the Climax.

1,999 - Chapter 55: the Aftermath.

1,999 - Chapter 56: Closure.

1,999 - Ending.

1,998 - Chapter 46: the Duel.

1,997 - Chapter 29: Undressed all the Rest.

1,996 - Chapter 44: Dan's Hitchhiking Adventure, Part Two.

1,995 - Chapter 53: Stampy's Greatest Moment.

1,986 - Chapter 51: Hateful Origins.

1,975 - Chapter 36: the Revolution Lives.

1,952 - Chapter 22: How Do Windows Help.

1,925 - Chapter 11: Stampy Chokes It.

1,924 - Chapter 21: Lukas X StacyPlays.

1,910 - Chapter 37: the Killer Revealed.

1,892 - Chapter 23: the Warlock's Fury.

1,803 - Chapter 54: Off the Rails.

1,795 - Chapter 04: Lipstick.

1,791 - Chapter 35: Stampy's Secret.

1,781 - Chapter 10: Jesse and Stacy and the Sexy EULA.

1,771 - Chapter 52: Battle of Lukas' Lovers! Stacy VS Dan.

1,705 - Chapter 30: Planning the Puzzle, Part One.

1,629 - Chapter 38: Four-on-One.

1,581 - Chapter 50: the Final Confrontation.

1,555 - Chapter 08: Pushing Buttons and Casting Votes.

1,537 - Chapter 49: the Daring Escape.

1,530 - Chapter 41: Fire with Fire.

1,520 - Chapter 33: Fuckin' Dis Bitch.

1,516 - Chapter 12: Three's a Crowd.

1,485 - Chapter 19: Undressed with Finesse.

1,466 - Chapter 25: Lukas X Dan the Diamond Minecart.

1,459 - Chapter 48: the Finish Line.

1,440 - Chapter 17: Monster.

1,437 - Chapter 00: Prologue.

1,423 - Average Chapter Size.

1,400 - Chapter 45: the Wilting of Cassie.

1,303 - Chapter 42: Dan's Hitchhiking Adventure, Part One.

1,276 - Bonus Features.

1,241 - Chapter 14: Undressed for Success.

1,241 - Chapter 20: And It All Comes Crashing.

1,205 - Chapter 02: Planting Seeds.

1,146 - Chapter 28: Lizzie's Revolution.

1,114 - Chapter 06: Rejecting the Devil.

1,078 - Chapter 05: the Romantic's Stability.

1,073 - Chapter 27: Something for Everyone.

1,060 - Chapter 47: the Great Stampy Race.

1,048 - Chapter 01: Stacy's Secret.

1,047 - Chapter 09: Stampy's Interrogation.

1,044 - Chapter 32: Checking the List.

1,019 - Chapter 15: History Lesson.

1,017 - Chapter 26: Making Peace.

1,005 - Chapter 24: Captive Conspiracies.

0,996 - Chapter 39: a Heated Chase.

0,976 - Chapter 31: Planning the Puzzle, Part Two.

0,974 - Chapter 18: Danned If You Do, Danned If You Don't.

0,942 - Chapter 13: It Begins.

0,928 - Chapter 07: Sparklez in Your Cold Dead Eyes.

0,886 - Chapter 43: Cassie's Thorns.

0,875 - Chapter 03: Beauty Standards.

0,861 - Chapter 40: We Always Have Windows.

0,801 - Chapter 16: Peaches or Cream.

0,604 - Epilogue.

0,329 - Credits.

0,007 - Story Title.

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Sexytime Scores.

Number of Cumshots.

Jesse: 2.

Petra: 4.

Lukas: 6.

Ivor: 2.

Stampy: 1.

Stacy: 0.

Dan: 0.

Lizzie: 0.

Cassie: 0.

PwnKang: 1.

Number of Partners.

Jesse: 5. (Stampy, Stacy, Dan, Lizzie, Cassie)

Petra: 4. (Stampy, Stacy, Cassie, Dan)

Lukas: 5. (Stacy, Dan, Lizzie, Cassie, Stampy)

Ivor: 3. (Lizzie, Cassie, Dan)

Stampy: 3. (Petra, Jesse, Lukas)

Stacy: 3. (Lukas, Jesse, Petra)

Dan: 5. (Lukas, Jesse, PwnKang, Petra, Ivor)

Lizzie: 3. (Ivor, Lukas, Jesse)

Cassie: 4. (Petra, Lukas, Jesse, Ivor)

PwnKang: 1. (Dan)

Total Connections. (these are the Fuckpoints)

Jesse: 6. (Stampy, Stacy, Dan, Lizzie, Cassie, Dan)

Petra: 5. (Stampy, Stacy, Cassie, Cassie, Dan)

Lukas: 7. (Stacy, Dan, Dan, Lizzie, Cassie, Dan, Stampy)

Ivor: 3. (Lizzie, Cassie, Dan)

Stampy: 3. (Petra, Jesse, Lukas)

Stacy: 3. (Lukas, Jesse, Petra)

Dan: 9. (Lukas, Jesse, Lukas, PwnKang, PwnKang, Petra, Lukas, Ivor, Jesse)

Lizzie: 3. (Ivor, Lukas, Jesse)

Cassie: 5. (Petra, Lukas, Jesse, Ivor, Petra)

PwnKang: 2. (Dan, Dan)

Total Enjoyed Connections.

Jesse: 6/6. (Stampy, Stacy, Dan, Lizzie, Cassie, Dan)

Petra: 5/5. (Stampy, Stacy, Cassie, Cassie, Dan)

Lukas: 7/7. (Stacy, Dan, Dan, Lizzie, Cassie, Dan, Stampy)

Ivor: 3/3. (Lizzie, Cassie, Dan)

Stampy: 0/3. (Petra, Jesse, Lukas)

Stacy: 0/3. (Lukas, Jesse, Petra)

Dan: 0/9. (Lukas, Jesse, Lukas, PwnKang, PwnKang, Petra, Lukas, Ivor, Jesse)

Lizzie: 0/3. (Ivor, Lukas, Jesse)

Cassie: 0/5. (Petra, Lukas, Jesse, Ivor, Petra)

PwnKang: 2/2. (Dan, Dan)

Most Popular: Dan.

Least Popular: Ivor.

Most Passed Around: Dan.

Least Passed Around: PwnKang.

Biggest Enjoyer: Lukas.

Weakest Enjoyer: Dan.

Ultimate Overall Total: 46 Fuckpoints.