Butters and I entered the cafeteria the next morning to see only Clyde, Token, Henrietta, and Jimmy there.
"Low turnout today huh," I asked. "Where the hell is everyone?"
"Well the husbands are probably still in bed I doubt will see them anytime soon" Clyde joked. "Wendy was here but she went to her lab, guess she found something interesting cause she said she was there all night, Eric is probably off being stupid somewhere, and as for Stan and Kyle, I'm not sure where they are."
"Well after breakfast will go look around see if we can't find them," I said.
The six of us finished breakfast and began to look around, Butters and I went to check the pool, Clyde and Token went to find the newlyweds and Henrietta and Jimmy went to grab Wendy and check the labs. Butters and I climbed the steps to the pool deck, as we walked towards the water something came into view, I couldn't make it out at first but there was something at the bottom of the pool.
As I got closer I realized what it was and I'd never forgot it as long as I lived. What I saw at the bottom of the pool was the body of the Ultimate Rabbi Kyle Broflovski handcuffed and unresponsive, I could tell right away, he was already dead. Butters screamed when he saw it and hugged me burying his face in my jacket.
"Come on we need to go find the others," I said.
"What about Kyle," he asked.
"Will come back once we've found and assembled everyone" I answered.
We walked down the stairs to see Jimmy running towards us, "Mike" he called out.
"Jimmy there you are we've got a big problem, Kyle's dead," I told him.
"Oh god, did you find anyone else by chance," he asked.
"No just Kyle" Butters answered. Clyde messaged me, he'd found Craig and Tweek, thankfully they were still alive.
"Good it seems that everyone else is safe," I said.
"Yeah thank god, I think two corpses are enough for one day," Jimmy said.
Butters gasped with widened eyes, I quickly raised my eyes from the screen to meet his.
"Run that one by me again," I said.
"Henrietta and I found Stan in his lab with a needle in his arm, he's dead too," Jimmy said.
"My god, assemble everyone at Stan's lab," I said to Jimmy.
"You got it," he said.
The three of walked back to Henrietta by then everyone had assembled at Stan's door, Jimmy broke the news ahead of time about Stan. Henrietta opened the door and we got a first glance at his body. The body of the Ultimate Veterinarian Stan Marsh on the ground with a needle in his arm.
"Oh no, Stan," Wendy said her eyes watering. "Not you too."
"How're we gonna tell Kyle," Clyde asked. "Wait, where is he?"
"About that" I began, I looked them all dead in the eye when I said this, "I'm afraid Kyle is no longer with us either, Butters and I found him handcuffed at the bottom of the pool."
Everyone was shocked at the news, "you're kidding, not just one but both of them" Wendy asked.
"Yep we've got us a double murder on our hands," Monokuma said appearing behind us, "it sucks too, I mean we just had a wonderful day yesterday and now someone's getting punished later."
"Monokuma I have a question for you, what if there are two killers," I asked.
"Well if there are two killers then whoever died first, that killer is the blackened" he answered.
"Well, who died first," Henrietta asked.
"Your gonna have to figure that one out yourself but here I'll give you the Monokuma file to get you started since there are two bodies I'll give you twice the amount of time, good luck."
He disappeared and the Monokuma files for appeared for both of them on our tablets.
"Victims are Kyle Broflovski and Stan Marsh, the Ultimate Rabbi and Veterinarian, the cause of death for Kyle was drowning, the cause of death for Stan was an overdose, time of death was during nighttime last night" I read aloud.
"Great so all we got is the cause for each of them," Wendy said.
"What's the plan Mike" Craig asked.
"You and Clyde are going to have to fish Kyle's body out of the pool, you two are the strongest out of all of us physically so you're the only ones who can do it. There is probably no evidence left on it but we need to check to be sure, so throw on your bathing suits, you're going in" I answered.
"While they're doing that I'll take care of this crime scene, Wendy go with the guys and investigate Kyle's body once they fished it out. Butters take Tweek, Henrietta, and Token and go search their rooms for anything let me know what you guys find."
"You're going to search this crime scene alone," Butters asked.
"I'll be alright I can handle this myself" I assured him.
With that everyone went off to do their separate assignments and I began looking around. A voice called out from behind me, "need a hand?" I jumped when I heard it I turned around to see Eric standing in the doorway.
"Where the hell have you been," I asked.
"Not important, what is important is investigating this so we don't end up dead" he answered.
As much as I hated to admit it he was right, "fine just don't touch anything, let me know what you see and I'll handle the evidence" I said.
The two of us began the search, we found an empty vile of Ketamine in the trash can as well as an empty vial of Euthanasia on the floor next to Stan's arm. Add to that the needle in his arm, it looks like it was inserted perfectly, someone with medical training had to have pulled this one off and theirs a bruise on the back of his head that was concealed by his hair.
"We're definitely looking for a pro here Eric," I said.
I logged all the evidence into the evidence app and got a message from Wendy that Kyle has been fished out of the pool beside the handcuffs on him there was a puncture wound on his neck. I left Stan's lab and headed for the staircase leading to the pool to confirm Wendy's findings when I saw something odd. On the floor next to the trash can there was some broken glass.
"Better safe than sorry," I said. I logged it into evidence and continued up the stairs. "Hey guys." No one replied at first, it was understandable after all one of our friends lay dead in front of us.
"What's up," Wendy asked. "Did you need something?"
"No, I just wanted to see the puncture wound with my own eyes" I answered. When I looked at the wound I was even more certain it was a pro we were dealing with, "looks like they hit a vein directly whoever the killer is they knew exactly what to do."
We reconvened in the cafeteria after collecting what we needed from the bodies, Butters' search in the two rooms proved fruitful.
"We found two letters one in each of their rooms addressed to them and written by the other" Token said.
"Stan's letter summoned him to his lab at 11pm supposedly it written by Kyle, at least that's who signed it."
"Kyle's had a similar writing," Tweek said. "But instead of 11, it was at midnight."
"Whoever the killer is they coordinated this one perfectly, impressive to be sure," Eric said.
"Is there anything else we need to go over?" I asked.
We all looked at each other, there was no evidence left, all that's left now is to find the killer.
"Alright ladies and germs march your butts over to the elevator and come on up the third trial is about to begin," Monokuma said over the loudspeaker.
We then made our way to the elevator walking towards I could only feel pain in my heart, Kyle and Stan had finally begun their relationship, Stan wanted to be with him for a long time and Kyle felt the same way. Whoever killed them destroyed something truly precious and now we have to avenge them. We entered the elevator and made the journey up to the chamber, the door opened and we walked in. We were determined to find the one responsible, and that quest begins now.