A/N: Just a bonus chapter for fun.
"And welcome back to Just The Facts with Mayoral Candidate and formal Daily Bugle Publisher, J. Jonah Jameson!"
"Now, today I'm here to talk about the return of Superheroes, and mostly, the return of that wall crawling menence, Spider-Man. Now, first off, this guy called Winston Deavor is running this campaign to legalize Supers. And how do I feel about that? Well I mean, Superheroes became illegal like, what, nearly 16 years ago? And for good reason! That idiot, Mr. Incredible, caused the train tracks to explode, and then makes a huge dent on the FRONT OF THE TRAIN! And also he saves someone from suiside, but the less we talk about that the better."
"Heading back to our Super problem, Mr. Deavor hires two Superhero 'advocates' to help legalize Supers. And to think he couldn't be any stupider, he hires SPIDER-MAN to be one of them! I mean sure it may look like Spider-Freak is doing a good job chasing after the train, but then, HE JUST LEAVES HIS NEW MOTERCYCLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT! SOMEONE COULD RUN INTO THAT! WHY DOES HE HAVE A BIKE ANYWAY?! TOO LAZY TO SWING AROUND ANYMORE?!"
"And to make things worse, HE JUST STOPS CHASING AFTER THE TRAIN AND EXPECTS ELASTIGIRL TO DO IT HERSELF! AND THE TRAIN NEARLY GOES OFF THE RAILS BECAUSE OF IT! I'M TELLING YOU PEOPLE! IF SPIDER-MAN MAKES THINGS ANY WORSE, THAN WINSTON DEAVOR CAN JUST KISS...MY..."
"Ok! That's all for today everyone and we all hope to see you next time on Just The Facts with J. Jonah Jameson."