Donkey was suicidal, that was for sure. He escaped from life, but could he escape the WAFFLENANNY? A being who was tasked to make nothing but waffles for all time. Nobody else knew of this extra-terrestrial monster but soon they were going to find out and pay for their incompetence. Rumours were starting to come out that the Wafflenanny was to return, but to most it was just a folk tale, an urban myth. The only being who knew of the true terror of the Wafflenanny was Donkey, but even he wasn't prepared to meet up with the creature face to face.
It was the middle of the night. Shrek heated up a plate of haggis in his microwave and was taking handful scoops into his hideous ogre mouth. As he was finishing up, he heard some crackles and footsteps from outside. He checked outside his window to see nothing but his peaceful swamp. Shrek turned away from the window but heard a mysterious voice from behind him, it sounded like someone was whispering right into his ear. "What? Not in the mood for waffles?" Shrek jump and let out a yell dashing his eyes across the room looking for where the sound came from. "Who are you? And where?" Shrek continued to look around getting sterner and more serious to the point where he went from shaking to stomping his feet. "Show yourself" Shrek moved closer to the main door when he head Fiona yell from the bedroom. Shrek rushed straight into the bedroom where he found a knife stuck in Fiona's head. She laid still, stuck in shock with her eyes staring up at the knife. Shrek puked up his haggis and went to the crib where his babies were to check if they were safe. However, they weren't there, gone without a trace. The last thing Shrek noticed was a massive circle cut through the wall. Shrek, unable to comprehend what has just happened passes out on top of his own puke.
The creature had only one desire, to make waffle lovers pay with their life's. To use knifes that cut his waffle brothers and that drowned them in butter and jam. It was only a matter of time before everyone who enjoyed waffles payed, but not every victim was going to stand for it…