Warning: a bit of awkward mischief here. I hope you enjoy it. ^_^*

Chapter 11

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I'm honestly not sure what to say to my mom. After almost dying… having her freak out about my modesty or lack thereof… and than that weird dream about my… my father…

I suddenly feel choked up and silently close my eyes, ignoring my Aunt and fellow freaks for the moment, lost in my music and my thoughts.

Geez, I wonder if I really did die and come back to life… I really hope not, cause that's just corny," I scowl as Lex stands up," I'll be right back. I picked up a laptop that belonged to Spiky Jr.'s last victim. I wanna see what it has to say so I'll be back."

I open my mouth to ask her a question, but she's already gone. Psycho, or Kah-bitchy… (I'm fairly certain at this point that he would rather me call him by MY name for him then for me to continue to buther his language. It ain't pretty. For obvious reasons…) looks down at me and then at my ipod.

"This is my ipod. One of my best friends. Touch it and you die," I growl.

He grunts something before taking off his mask. I really dig that mask. It's got metallic horns, a cool visor… I want one. Damnit, why do aliens get all the cool equipment?

Oh well, I've got my ipod, Raphael. I love that ipod. Love it. I really missed it. Of course, you may wonder why it's named after a ninja turtle…

Or maybe not.

I like Ninja Turtles. They're kinda like my brothers that don't exist. I'm a lot like Raph, though not as smart, I'm pretty sure… and not as kick-ass for sure. I always really wished that they were real and that they were my brothers.

Instead, I get a mandibled-pervert for a fellow-captive-in arms-partner person.

Except, of course, he's also really muscular, kinda sexy with his gear on and, ah, very reptilian, kinda like me and… very kick-ass in some aspects of hisCUTITOUTYOUPERVERTDRAGONGIRL!

I growl at myself, trying to shake those thoughts out as my eyes snap open. Both Psycho and Scar are staring at me.

"What?" I ask," am I hanging out?" I quickly check to make sure my chest is covered. THAT would have been embarrassing.

It gets worse when I realize I was talking out loud when I mentioned that my mandibled-pervert-fellow-in-arms-and-partner-in-crime was, ah, well, kick ass, kinda sexy and… muscled.

I look at them, pop-eyed and jaw-dropped. Holy shit… did they understand me?

They stare back at me.

I swallow and growl," Well, it's TRUE. Freaks…"

At this point, I grab my earphones from the special little pouch that came with my ipod and plug up my ears, allowing the music to soothe my humiliation.

Sigh, will it never end? the humilation I mean.

Most likely not.

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I turned to Setg'in and questioned," Are all female oomans like this?"

He growls back," You have been around much longer then I have, my brother. YOU tell me."

"True… but females have never been my strong point. Unlike YOU," I grinned. Setg'in was something of a womanizer… even as an unblooded warrior. He had this way with females…

I wonder if he still possesses it. Most likely he does. The Llonng does not understand what we are saying and we did not understand what she was saying… well, I didn't. Setg'in seemed to know. I wonder what she said… and why she sounded so… embarrassed. She turned red, and her scent changed…

I take in a breath. She smells… delicious. I trill in a low tone, pleased with the scent… more then pleased actually… intrigued. I take a step closer to smell better. My wrist is caught by Setg'in, who hisses at me," Beware brother. She may not welcome your advances."

I growl back," Who are you to judge me? YOUR scent changed when her aunt walked into the room."

He looks a little embarrassed but challenged," Females do not welcome suitors when they are injured."

"She may be injured, but she's not helpless," I snort.

"YOU don't even know her name!"

"She CAN'T even SAY my name," I roar back at him.

He looks at me smugly. I realize that what I have just said did not make any sense whatsoever. Paya. This is going to be a long trip.

As I am nearly a Blooded hunter, not just a young blood, I will soon be allowed to challenge others for my right to father pups. My honor reclaimed, I may be shunned, but I doubt they will forbid me to at least fight for my right to mate.

But as I look at the female lying on the table… and breathe her scent…

I notice things about her, that I didn't before. Her curves are more pronounced, and more delicate then a female of my own kind. Her scent is wild, delectable and… I cannot describe it. It makes me hungry.

Setg'in shoot me a warning glare before clacking," At least wait until I am well enough to leave the room. Paya, I do not wish to see you-"

"See him WHAT?"

C'jit. R'ka Thwei is back. With the Llonng Sain'ja mother. She does not look pleased as she eyes us suspiciously.

"Where's Lex?"

I shrug. Setg'in weakly points out of the room.

The Llonng pulls out one of the wires that she stuck into her ear, making an inquiring hum.

I grunt," Nothing, R'ka."

The ooman looks at all three of us yautjas with a baleful eye and says something that sounds like a dismissal.

The Llonng grumbles, hissing quietly with humiliation.

R'ka hisses, crossing his arms, he argues with her. She growls, acting like an Elderess. I would not be surprised if she was, back where she's from. I've never seen a female act so defiantly around my brother. EVER.

His pups are many, that is all I will say on this account. More then I can count, at any rate. I doubt HE even knows how many pups he has.

R'ka suddenly barks at me," GO. NOW."

I back out, and… end up flat on my back. The Llonng Sain'ja bursts into what I assume to be laughter… upon which the cloth that was hanging over her chest slips off.

Her mother screeches and rushes at her, tripping over my foot, which I had pulled in to get up. She flails… catching hold of R'ka's waist as she attempts to keep herself from falling. He roars in surprise and tries to step back away from her.

Oh pauk me.

He just fell over… leaving himself and Sain'ja's mother in a rather… odd position. They both shriek and turn their murderous eyes on me.

I think I left my plasma cannon active. I had better go and turn it off.

As I rush from the room, I neatly side step Setg'in's ooman as I run to hide.

All I can say is that I am surprised that I still live.

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I can hardly believe what I'm seeing. No wonder Spiky Junior aka Psycho was running away as fast as he could. Yeti and Rosy are… ah, untangling themselves from each other. What surprised me most was SHE was ON TOP. I open my mouth and Rosy warns me," If you say anything, I will rip out your tongue and feed it to your friends here."

"Well… I see you and Yeti warmed up to each other."

Me and my mouth. Rosy shrieks and rushes at me to destroy me a limb at a time.

I almost forget the discovery I've made as I race away to escape her wrath.

Kanani is yelling," YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! I"VE GOT IMAGES THAT ARE GOING TO GIVE ME FRIKIN' NIGHTMARES!"

As I race away, I look over my shoulder. Rosy stopped. She has a strange look on her face as she turns around and screeches at her daughter," YOU are going to have nightmares? YOU are going to have nightmares? C'mere and let me explain something to you, kid!"

I sigh with relief. Yeti has gathered Scar carefully into his arms and is taking the poor guy elsewhere. I decide to hang out with them for a while. At least until Rosy cools off. Then we can discuss the horrible discovery Ive made.

What a can of worms. It's pretty horrible.

Ya know that facility we just blew up?

Turns out there's freaking MORE.

You guys owe the last bit, the very last bit of this chapter to Kalthar. I took the given advice seriously. Thank you, Kalthar. If you have any more ideas, or if ANYONE has any ideas, I'd be happy to hear them!

ALSO I DO NOT OWN NINJA TURTLES... I wish i did though.. I can dream, right?

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