"Let's make a baby."

There was something about the words that turned Lucy on, or maybe it was something about the way he confidently threw his jacket and started throwing his clothes off with that wicked, confident grin. They were high on life, and when he was naked from the waist up, he hiked up her dress, crawling in between her legs.

"This is so exciting," she whispered as he leaned down and bit her lightly on one thigh. She giggled. "You're my husband..."

Laxus tore her dress and her bra straight down the middle and threw the pieces aside. "You're my wife. You're fucking mine, Lucy Dreyar."

The blonde sat up in her white lace panties to help him out of his pants, and he pulled her against him, kissing down her neck.

Laxus was about to lose his mind, somehow so in love he didn't know how much more he could stand. She didn't even know...He could usually tell if he got really close to a woman if she was fertile, but since Lucy had been on birth control since the beginning, she didn't have fertile periods. This was the first time he'd experienced this phenomenon with his darling muse. It was intoxicating and he was out of his mind in love with her everything.

The blond pushed him roughly onto his back when his pants were undone and got on top of him. "You want to get me pregnant, dragon?"

His chest rumbled and he threw his head back when she moved her hips. His hips bucked upward and she fell forward onto his chest, lips crashing against each other with feverish urgency. When he reached to push his pants down, she grabbed his hands and held them against the bed with all her might, which, which quite strong, was nothing for Laxus.

With a smirk, he purred, "What do you think you're doing, Little Girl?"

Lucy bit his bottom lip. "Having my way with my husband. My rights as a wife, you know." She rolled her hips in a circle. "You can be a good boy and let me have my fun, can't you?"

"M-Maybe," he panted.

"Good. Don't move. Not even an inch."

She took her hands off his wrists and pulled his pants and boxers off.

Laxus didn't know what kind of game this was, but not being able to move was really nearly unbearable, especially after she sat back on top of him and the only thing separating them were her thin white lace panties. His cock pressed against the offending garment, and he grumbled in frustration but stayed still.

When she sat up, Laxus saw her reach for her pinned up hair with the veil still hanging behind her. The blonde through the veil aside first, and started to unpin her hair. God, that hair...it was almost like striptease as she pulled pin after pin and her hair fell in curls over her naked shoulders and breasts.

It was when the last lock of silky golden hair fell that he lost this game, and lost it in a pretty serious way. Even though he wasn't supposed to touch her, in an instant, he flipped her onto her back and ripped her panties, leaving a red indentation where the straps had been.

"Now...about my rights as a husband," he whispered, positioning himself on top of her. "Open your legs for me. Now."

There was something about Laxus being bossy in bed that drove Lucy crazy, and heart racing, she spread her legs and put them over his shoulders as he moved in to kiss her again. He teased her, barely sliding in, so she whispered, "Are you going to tease me all night or are we going to have sex? Make up your mi—"

Lucy cried out when he entered her and set a quick, rough pace. He had his left hand tangled in her hair and was propped up on his right elbow. Their bodies were tangled, and seemingly at war at first, but for some reason, he was always like this. Laxus was always a conqueror on the first round, especially if he'd gone more than about three days without her.

They steady climbed together, approaching orgasm until he slowed down and started to kiss her a little more softly. He came to a stop, resting inside of her as he pulled back from the kiss.

His wife looked up at him in question.

"You're everything. I love you."

She smiled softly at him. "You're everything to me too. I love you, Laxus."

The dragon slayer rested his forehead against hers, cupping her face with one hand as he started to move nice and slow. He realized that he was a man making love to his wife, to the mother of his unborn child, to his best friend, to his partner in crime, his conversation partner, his inspiration, his frustration, his absolute everything.

He took her slow and he made her beg, because he knew she enjoyed it more and because he had to repay her for teasing him.

When he was certain she couldn't take much more, he whispered, "Tell me what you want."

"I want to have your baby," she whispered into his ear.

Laxus sped up as she arched her back, wrapping her body around his instinctively. They had, by this point in their relationship, perfected the wonderful art form of simultaneous release. He waited for the cues her body always gave—the short gasps, the way her thighs would tremble, the way her toes would curl as she dug them into his hips—and brought her over the edge with him.

Before she could catch her breath, he was at it again, having three months worth of 'needing Lucy'

After three rounds of lovemaking, Lucy flopped onto one side of the bed and felt him do the same, both panting. She'd never been with another man, but she believed for some reason that not every guy was so good in bed.

Lucy was thirsty from moaning and hollering his name through round three, and when she started to get up, he pushed her back down. "Not cute, Laxus. I'm done for now, let me go get some water."

"You change moods so fast. Bliss, irritation, murder, affection..." he panted.

When she tried to move again, he said, "Stop that. Just be still. You're going to make them swim against gravity if you stand up."

Her eyes narrowed. "...what..."

"My sperm."

Lucy looked over at him. "...the hell...Laxus..."

He sat up. "I read about it. The average ejaculation is a hundred and eighty million sperm, times three means you have an army of like half a billion trying to take down one enemy."

The blonde sighed deeply. "Till death do us part?"

She slipped out of the bed and watched semen ooze down her thigh. "Oh look, gravity." Lucy wiped her leg with a tissue off the nightstand and threw it away.

She went downstairs and opened the fridge to find a pitcher of ice water. The refrigerator was like she'd left it when she was stocking up on groceries before the wedding, except for a bowl that had foil on it on the shelf where her raw vegetables were.

"What now?" Laxus asked when he came down.

Lucy held up the bowl. "It doesn't go on the same shelf as raw produce!"

His eyebrow twitched. "Okay, Lucy. Where in our refrigerator do human fingers go?"

"They don't."

"Then throw it out. I could care less."

His wife shook her head. "You're going to see Porlyusica first thing in the morning. It is savable, right?"

Laxus shrugged. "I have no idea. You can stop being a chicken and see for yourself."

Lucy peeled the foil back and made a disgusted face. "Are you sure this is your finger and not some raw hamburger meat and a stick?"

"Pretty sure."

He knew she was going to get him for doing it, but Laxus knew the exact moment that had presented itself would never happen again. So he either had to seize the moment or lose it forever. Consequences be damned, he wanted to see her face.

When Lucy Dreyar saw the detached finger move, she screamed and threw the bowl, shattering it on the floor. "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

His laughter could be heard over her scream and Laxus unceremoniously picked his finger up from the floor as she came at him. She tried to slap him on the arm, but he ducked and ran. So she chased him all over the house, both of them naked, but Lucy grabbed her whip as they passed through the living room and he was halfway up the stairs when it wrapped around his ankle.

Lucy pulled and knocked him on his butt on the staircase. "HOW CAN YOU MOVE A FINGER THAT ISN'T EVEN ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY?!"

Her husband grinned. "I have no idea, but I assume its some dragon slayer thing. I think it's pretty interesting."

Lucy retracted her magic whip. "You..."

"Me. Your husband," he pointed at himself.

She returned to the kitchen to get her water, and he cleaned up the broken bowl, put his finger back in the refrigerator, and sat with her at the table, grinning at her irritated expression.

Laxus said, "You're the only woman I can be myself with, you know."

"Have you considered being someone else? You know, maybe someone who doesn't terrorize his wife with mutilated body parts on their wedding night?"

"I am so serious, my darling wife."

Lucy smiled at him. "I don't really know what normal couples act like, but there's something about you that I can't live without."

Laxus rested his head on his hand. "It's awful to be in a 'normal' couple. For me, at least. That's why I could never stay with anyone before you. I don't know if I believe one person is made for another, but I believe no one else in the whole world could be better for me than you."

"You're kind of sweet when you want to be," she gently said.

They stayed up talking in the kitchen completely nude and eventually went to bed and make love until dawn before finally crashing into the marriage bed.

Orange light was spilling into the room, and Lucy snuggled up close to him, using his bicep as a pillow.

She leaned up to kiss him. "I'll be here for you forever, you know."

"Likewise, my beautiful wife," he mumbled as they slipped into sleep together.

It was a beautiful ending to the night for Laxus, but when he was still quite sleepy, she awoke him to go get his finger fixed, and he groaned. "It can wait," he grumbled.

Lucy snatched the covers off. "If you don't get it put back on, I'm going to go feed it to our pet tiger."

"Fine, fine..."

They journeyed to Porlyusica an hour later, who brought in Wendy, and after five tedious hours (during which Laxus saved all his complains for a later time with his wife), the offending appendage was reattached and almost back to normal.

It still looked like hamburger meat to Lucy, and it had a strange twitch.

"...happy?" he asked.

His wife looked up. "Let me just say this now. I don't want that finger inside of me. Ever."

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