It was her fourth month of pregnancy.

She'd been unnaturally hot the night before and had fallen asleep on top of the covers only to wake up to the feeling of her husband moving one of her legs so he could lay between them. Until she sat up, all she could see was his extremely disheveled hair and stormy blue eyes that peered at her over her baby bump.

Laxus had come in from a job the night before to find she was actually showing now.

Lucy squirmed and sat up. "Let me go jump in the shower first."

Her husband sat up and crossed his legs. "Can we talk about this?"

"About what?"

"You won't ever let me go down on you unless you've showered within the past hour."

Lucy pulled her legs together. "What's wrong with that? It's about being fresh and clean. I thought you'd appreciate that. You have a sensitive nose."

He blinked.

"...what?"

Laxus narrowed his eyes a little. "I need you to stop being self-conscious about it. We're married." He parted her legs with his hands and kissed down one thigh to her center, and then sniffed. "I really prefer it not smell like flowers. That's weird."

"What you're doing is weird. Could you stop sniffing me you big creep?!"

Laxus lightly grazed her labia with his fangs, and she shivered. "Your scent has changed since you got pregnant. You smell sweeter."

Lucy narrowed her eyes. "If you don't stop sniffing my crotch like a dog, I'm going to ban you from there!"

There were times that Laxus could make her feel combinations of things that didn't normally go together. At the moment, she was grateful she had a husband that was so relaxed and accepting and wanted her to feel comfortable, but she was also weirded out he was sniffing her and annoyed that he was amused by the fact she was weirded out.

All in all, it was a normal morning for them.

She forgot what she was thinking about when he got down to business and she spent much of the next hour writhing under the sweet torture of his lips and tongue. Since she'd never had another man, she had nothing to compare him to, but as far as she was concerned, he was amazing at this, but he could never do it without needing to finish it with a round of sex. Depending on how long he lingered there determined what kind of sex it was going to be, so when he shifted to seal the deal, she knew it was going to be an invigorating romp.

Laxus sat with his back against the headboard and pulled her onto his lap facing away from him. He guided his hardened cock into her and started to thrust up into her his hands roaming over her body while he sucked on her neck.

His hips jerked up into her roughly when he put his hands on her pregnant belly. The fact that she was pregnant with his baby was such a huge turn on to him he almost couldn't stand it. This worked out because her hormones had her crawling on top of him at hours of the night.

Lucy had been so horny that Laxus had managed to get her having sex in inopportune places and inappropriate times again. She really had tried to cure him of that, but now, she was as bad as he was.

His big hands followed the changing curves of her body and a growl rumbled from his chest as she twisted so he could kiss her. Tongues tangled, a hint of morning breath on them still and they didn't care at all."Harder, Laxus!"

His toes curled a little and he gently put her on her back and pushed her legs up so he could drive into her deep and hard, just the way she liked.

Their doorbell rang, and he became still for a few seconds. "Fuck."

"Hurry and finish!"

It rang again.

His eyebrows rose and he laughed and kissed her. "Not without my wife."

She felt his hand slide down between her legs and he rubbed her clit as he fucked her quick and hard. Like this, she was helpless, and she closed her eyes and arched her back as her thighs started to tremble and her breathing became more ragged.

"That's it...c'mon, Lucy..."

The doorbell rang again.

"Laxus, I'm coming!"

And again.

He came with her, pumping cum into her with a few powerful thrusts that were followed by a few of decreasing strength.

He barely wiped off with a tissue and put his robe on as the doorbell rang again.

Laxus decided he was going to cut off whatever finger was poking the little white button, but then noted that he should remember not to keep his trophy in the refrigerator as his wife had banned human body parts.

When he opened the door, Gajeel was on the other side.

Laxus narrowed his eyes. "WHAT."

"Sheesh, someone woke up on the wrong side of the..." Gajeel's nose crinkled, "Dude! Did I interrupt something?"

"You came to my house, and interrupted my morning. Who the fuck over the age of six rings a doorbell eleven times in three goddamned minutes?" Laxus growled.

Gajeel shrugged. "You didn't have to answer."

Laxus decided he would be petty, and go to Gajeel's apartment when he knew he was hitting it and ring the doorbell at least a hundred times. Just because. It was either that or kick his ass, but his body was still rubbery from orgasm.

"Did you want something or did you show up at six in the morning to bother the shit out of me? Because if you want me to kick your ass, you can just ask. I'll oblige."

Gajeel smirked. "Let's go on a job."

Laxus slammed the door. "Goddamned idiot," he mumbled.

The doorbell rang again. And again. And again.

Since Makarov had personally asked him to stop beating up guild members, he really tried to ignore Gajeel. Laxus had seen the S-class request to kill some kind of metal demon, but Gajeel needed an s-class wizard to take it, which left him, Gildarts, Mirajane, and Erza.

Lucy came downstairs with her keys in hand. "I've had enough!"

Suddenly, there was a peculiar looking character in the living room. Laxus hadn't met Taurus yet, mostly because he was only for combat use. Laxus would later describe Taurus as 'a perverted he-cow in a speedo,' although this was incorrect as Taurus was, in fact, a bull.

"Taurus, get whoever is doing that!"

Taurus swooned so hard he flailed. "Lady Luuuuuucy! You wanna be my mooooooommy? Give me some of your milk with your hot body?!"

Lucy pointed to the door. "Taurus."

The spirit left and suddenly, there was a bull chasing Gajeel around their front yard with an ax at six in the morning.

Laxus sat on the couch and asked, "Babe, I have a serious question."

"What is it, honey?"

Her husband met her eyes. "Do you have any celestial spirits that aren't perverts?"

"Let me think..."

"The fact you have to think about it speaks volumes."

His wife sat on his lap. "Oh, Gemini! The twins!

When she summoned Gemini, they transformed into a very naked Lucy and sat on the other side of Laxus' lap. "Twins!" they repeated.

Laxus crossed his arms and looked at two Lucy's on his lap. "I can't decide if this is weird or hot," he commented. "Maybe both?"

Lucy forced the gate closed. "Well, you'll never see that one again. I can't summon anymore because of the baby, but I'll show you! Plue is..."

"If Plue was a human, he'd be a registered sex offender."

She remembered their meeting and shrugged. "Whatever. There's Aries. And Sagittarius! Old man Crux! And Lyra!"

Her husband gave her a rather amused grin. "Aren't celestial spirits influenced by their masters? Maybe they get their kinky from you."

Gajeel came stumbling toward the window, and because Laxus didn't want to bother with the mess, he decided to end the melee outside. Lightning struck Gajeel, who passed out on the lawn.

"Don't be so rough," she warned.

Laxus shrugged. "He should know better than to come over here and bother me. I'm lightning, and his skeleton is made from metal. That's obviously a terrible idea."

Lucy gave him a kiss. "Laxus, nobody expects dragon slayers to be smart."

He came in for another kiss. "I don't have to be smart. I have you for that."

They stayed in most of the day, because the pregnancy had her tired, and he was tired from his job. Most of the day was spent snuggling in the bed with Raijin stretched out across the end of the bed.

She shook him while he was in a state of deep sleep. "Hey."

"Hey," he answered, "What's going on?"

Lucy was sitting up in the bed rubbing her tummy. "I think I'm having a craving? I don't know. I've never felt this way before. I feel like I'm going to die if I don't have mint chocolate chip ice cream. And an avocado."

Laxus laughed and slid out of the bed. "You're not going to eat them together, are you?"

"I don't know yet."

When he started to dress, she asked, "Where are you going?"

"To go get some mint chocolate chip ice cream and an avocado for my pregnant wife," he answered. "You want anything else?"

When he left, he found Gajeel was still laid out in the front yard. He wasn't dead, so Laxus was confused but when he approached the dragon slayer, he saw he was actually awake with his hands behind his head. It was a beautiful day and he was just having a relaxing time under a nice, shady tree.

Laxus had no problem with him having a chill day, but he certainly wasn't going to have it in his front yard. "Why are you still here?"

"The grass is so thick and soft. The tree is shady. It's a sweet spot."

The elder grabbed him by the collar and dragged him past the gate, dropping him on the hot sidewalk.

Gajeel sighed and stood up. "So when are we going to go on that job? I know you're going to do it."

"That job might take two months. No chance I'm going to take it and Lucy is pregnant."

Gajeel said, "Didn't you notice the reward?"

Laxus knew when he heard what the reward was that his fate was sealed. There was no way he could pass up the reward, and he knew it.

"Fine. Next week. Let me spend a week with my wife. And don't you ever touch my doorbell again, you dipshit."

He went on to the store and was distraught to find that there were no avocados. 'Maybe at the South Gate Market' someone said, so he took lightning form and went there only to find no avocados there either. He went to all six markets in Magnolia and couldn't find a single avocado because they were out of season.

Laxus had to use lightning form and go two towns over to find avocados, which he stole from a commercial greenhouse, and by then, the ice cream had melted, so he had to buy more. He picked up some flowers, and headed home and found her cooking in the kitchen.

She was pan searing a huge steak in a big pan and had a baked potato and some fresh lemonade for him when he returned home. As for her, she didn't give a damn about anything except satisfying her craving, so while he tore into the meal she prepared him, she sat down with the gift he'd brought her.

He watched his wife fill a huge bowl with ice cream, and then take an avocado, cut it up, and drop the chunks in the ice cream. She smashed and stirred furiously, sprinkled it with chili powder, and took the first bite.

Lucy let out a moan that was practically orgasmic. "Mmmmmmm...how did you get avocados this time of year?"

"I stole them from the greenhouse in Clover," he answered, mouth full of steak.

"Laxus! You're a candidate for saint wizard. You can't get caught stealing fruit!"

Her husband seemed confused. "Avocado is fruit? It's not sweet, so I feel like it should be a vegetable."

"That's what you're worried about?!"

He smiled at her. "I'm just a man and I love my wife. Besides, it's a matter of public record I tried to blow up Magnolia. Do you think they'll be in their meeting discussing my sins and someone's going to say 'on top of trying to blow up a city, he also stole six avocados.' And they'll be like 'that's the last straw. We can condone the violence, but he went to far with the avocados.'"

Lucy lost interest in everything he had to say when he started talking nonsense and took another bite of her concoction and moaned again. "This is dreamy. You want to try?"

Laxus was a little curious, so she loaded up her spoon and lifted it to his lips. He took the bite she offered and found it was just as gross as he'd imagined. "Don't ever talk about spam and banana sandwiches again after this moment."

"I'm pregnant, what's your excuse?"

He smiled in adoration. "Excellent taste, in sandwiches and women."

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