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"WAKEY! WAKEY!" Came the loud voice of Homer Simpson as he made his way through the hall in his striped blue and white PJ's.
Usually it was Marge who was waking people up, now it was Homer who was the early riser.
Homer went up and down the corridor yelling, before Bart in his light blue pj pants and shirt came out of his room with bags under his eyes and yelled.
"SHUT UP, DAD!"
Lisa was at her own doorway with bag's under eyes in her blue gown and said. "What times is it?"
"5 am," Homer said, making both kid's groan. "You know how busy the mall gets on Saturdays. If we go at 9, it would be impossible to get a good parking space, and we'll have to park in a much worse part of town."
"Let me get dressed," Marge said, in her doorway and in her bathrobe and heading for the shower.
She know, he woke them up this early because he did not want their family to park in a place that had a much higher chance of their car being stolen.
She found Homer sitting on the bed waiting for her to come out of the shower and as soon as he saw her, he went right in after her.
How can her husband be so happy, so early in the morning?
She heard whistling coming from the door and underneath the bathroom was the steam from the hot shower Homer was taking.
He came out in a white bathrobe and she was shocked to see that he had shaved his beard!
His brown beard was completely gone and in its place was a sexy chin.
"Homer, your beard..." She said.
"I have to shave every three hours with the cream I brought but it was totally worth it" Homer said, giving her a kiss on the lips and Marge giggled before he went to the wardrobe and opened it up.
An orange shirt made its way to the front of his mind but when he tried to put it on, Marge could see that the clothes were noticeably sagging on his frame.
"Homer...you've gotten thinner," She said, in disbelief.
"I hope so because I don't know what I'll do if I didn't," He said, "I gave up drinking and doughnuts. Then I've been active lately and eating your healthy food."
If he didn't at least lose some weight after all he had given up, he would probably have a mental breakdown.
"But it's a good thing that my clothes no longer fit, we're getting new clothes" He said looking at himself in the mirror, he was sure there were a lot of fat people like him in Springfield who could easily use the clothes that were now too big for him.
In the end, he just wore a white t-shirt, blue shorts and tired a belt around it to stop the shorts from falling down before putting on his black shoes that were next to the rectangular mirror.
He went downstairs and the family was stunned to see him cooking breakfast for them, he had been watching Marge for so long that he could cook breakfast in his sleep and gave them all reasonable portions.
Marge, Lisa, Bart and Maggie were all dressed in their 'nice' clothes which were basically the clothes they wore to church.
Bart literally wore his same blue shorts just with a white shirt, blue tie and suit jacket, that was it.
Well, it was time to change that.
When they were all finished eating, they got their coats, from the coat rake and walked out of the door.
Unfortunately, Ned Flanders was an early birder too and was out mowing his lawn.
"Howdy, neighbour" Ned said, but then something shocking happened.
Homer replied back without any menace.
"Good morning, Ned" Homer said, and Ned looked ready to bend over from shock as he stared at Homer as if the light of god had touched him when he wasn't looking.
The Simpson family seemed much less shocked, they had time to get used to the new Homer.
They went into the car and drove off.
They drove all the way to the Springfield mall and Homer had been right on the money, there were plenty of parking spaces this early in the morning and behind them, they could see Springfield driver's trying to run over each other in hopes of getting one.
Homer parked several feet from the mall and they all got out, the air was cleaner than most parts of Springfield and the car park didn't look like somebody had abandoned hope of cleaning it.
They went to the front automatic doors and the doors opened for them.
"This is so exciting" Marge said, as they walked onto the blue tiled floor and the family was instantly met with numerous people trying to sell them stuff regardless of how early it was.
"Would you to try on these new headbands? Guaranteed to increase your popularity" Said, a woman with a smile, she had long brown locks and headband on herself.
"Ooooh" Lisa said, drawing closer only for her dad to move her away before she could get caught into a trap. "nooooo" she said heartbroken.
"Lisa. When you're older, you will learn that I just saved you from a trap" Homer said, to her. "Those headbands will make you look nice at first, but then they will say that it's super cheap to buy which tempts you into buying them but the moment you give them your card, they take 100 dollars from you, and they tell you what you tried on was actually a prototype, and you see that what you actually brought was a hundred times worse. It's not just headbands that do this; everybody does it."
Lisa, Marge and Bart were stunned.
That was a good experience to tell Lisa, it would help her massively when she was old enough to shop for clothes herself.
The Simpson's shut their minds off from the temptation before they saw their favourite bargain bin store that had in large yellow letters 'Cheap and good enough', both 'E's were crooked.
However, Homer stopped Marge from taking a step towards the shop.
"No, Marge" Homer said, "Let's go to a shop that doesn't smell of people who don't have money to get real clothes"
Marge was surprised by the determination in Homer eyes.
Lisa and Bart looked at each other, while Maggie sucked on her pacifier in Marge's arms.
They turned away from the shop and Marge said. "What do you have in mind, Homer?"
Homer continued walking before stopping in front of the shop that 'Big Brands'.
The people who walked out of it, looked good and it felt like they left a trail of money with each step.
"This place looks amazing," Lisa said, before asking. "Why haven't we gone into before?"
"That's because we couldn't afford to walk in there" Marge said.
"But now we can" Homer said, as he took a step in and instantly alerted the workers in the shop of his presence, the family followed after him.
Lisa and Bart were stunned to see really nice branded clothes on display for both males and females, the manikins looked like they were being cleaned every couple of hours, by how clean they looked.
Marge, caught sight of a price tag for a nice scarf from a manikin and almost fainted.
"Homer...let's go back to Cheap and Good enough" Marge said, despite seeing Lisa and Bart looking through the clothes excitedly and Maggie in her arms, had fallen in love with panda printed baby clothes.
Than the workers appeared.
"Hello, sir." Said, a young man with a smile, he wore a polar shirt and smart suit pants and black shoes. "What can we do for you?"
"Well me and my family are looking for a new wardrobe." Homer said, stunning the man, before he said. "What would a budget of 15 thousand get us?"
Now there was more than one worker coming over when they heard the budget.
"Sir" The man said, "It would get you and your family looking like your rolling in money at all times."
And Homer smiled.
The workers surrounded them and began to urge them to the changing rooms that didn't look old and worn out, the changing rooms were huge and the drapes were spotless and clean and smelled of expensive perfume.
Marge suddenly found herself swarmed and Maggie was taken from her.
"The baby, can do so much better than this" Said, a young woman with brown hair in a ponytail and wearing a female version of what Marge saw early on the male worker. "What even is this?" touching the cheap blue fabric in disgust.
"Maggie!" Marge said.
But suddenly Marge found her sight blocked by at a young lady with freckles on her face who was smiling.
"Madam, has anybody ever told you that, that dress is hideous?" Said, the young woman.
Marge suddenly felt self-conscious and looked down and said. "It is?"
"And the earing's have got to go" Said, the young woman. "Let's see if we can get you into something like Channel"
And Marge was stunned.
Wait.
Actual Channel?
She remembered when she got a Chanel suit on sale and it didn't last, because she got into a country club and wanted to impress some rich 'friends', when she didn't have money.
Than Marge saw a really nice Channel blouse with a flower collar.
"Oooh" Marge said, falling in love with it.
And it wasn't just her, everybody was experiencing their own version.
Bart and Homer got males to tend to them while Marge, Lisa and Maggie got females to tend them.
"Lisa, this shirt would look so cute on you" Said, a young woman with freckles and round glasses holding a pink skirt that looked so adorable.
"Oooh" Lisa said.
#Bart changing room#
"We can tell that you are a male who got a bit of a street reap" Said, a young male with blond spiky hair to the side.
"It's true," Bart said, "I don't want to look like a nerd."
"Bart. When we're doing with you, you'll be the furthest thing from a nerd" Said, the young man.
#Homer changing room#
Homer found his stomach getting poked.
"We can see that you lost a lot of weight recently," Said, the man he had met earlier, behind him was three guys. "And you might lose more as time goes on. So, what we're going to do is choose clothes that have a band sewn into them, and so the clothes can adjust to your changing weight. If you get to a healthy weight for your age, then you can always come back and swap out the clothes for 100 bucks."
"As long as these clothes can be worn for several years and they don't fade quickly" Homer said.
"Sir," Said, the man, laughing. "You're in a branded shop. Our clothes are made to last. Those who can afford this place are small but they are still here, and when they come in, they come in with more than enough money to keep us open for business."
Then Homer was shown some nice Adidas tracksuit bottoms that cost 121 dollars, a figure that would have had him fainting and then trying to choke the person who dared show him such clothes.
"I want to try those on" Said, Homer, pushing down the cheapskate within him.
#2 hours later#
All of them went to the desk that was far nicer than what they were used to and dressed in the clothing items that they liked the most, which had already been scanned in.
Lisa wore a white t-shirt with a red love heart with eyes in the middle, she wore light blue ripped jeans underneath, on her feet were love heart sneakers and on her face were small round black spectacles that only exist for fashion and black round hat dawned her head.
Bart wore a red t-shirt with the word 'Supreme' across it, black shorts that had the brand name on the right leg in white, while on the other end was a gray line at the bottom and some lightening nike shoes.
Marge was dressed in black boots that had a thin heel, slick black jeans and a gorgeous looking sleeved shirt that had a neck Patten of a flower that was gray and black.
She looked so much better than she did before.
Maggie wore a purple monster baby clothes.
Homer wore a black t-shirt underneath a green and black patterned opened shirt, light brown pants that had large pockets and giant black adidas shoes.
Suddenly the reasonably dressed family had transformed into a family, most of the population of Springfield wished they could look like.
The person at the desk was more than happy to scan their items in and Marge couldn't help but be nervous when she saw the price start from 68 dollars jump quickly into the thousands with each item.
Finally, the person ran out of items and said proudly, a price that would stop anybody heart.
"That would be 17, 450 dollars"
Marge looked ready to faint but Homer managed to stop her as he got out the bank card and slid it on the machine.
Suddenly the price on the monitor disappeared and the worker said. "The transaction has gone through." much to the disbelief of Marge and the happiness of everybody else.
Than the clothes were put into nice looking blue and red bag's that smelled of perfume.
They took the bag's and immediately joined the rest of the population, only to find out they stood out from the crowd.
The Simpson's were suddenly very much aware of a load of people who didn't usually think anything of them suddenly turn and look their way.
Homer made them quickly walk to get out of the limelight, but then they passed a girly shop full of make-up and Lisa couldn't help but stop, but then she followed her family reluctantly, however, Homer had seen her.
"Wait" He said, turning around and saying. "We're going to help Lisa get some make-up" much to all of their surprise.
"Do you mean it, dad?" Lisa said.
"All the other nicely dressed girls were wearing make-up, why can't you?" Homer said, he had seen the girls who he wished his little girl could afford to look like.
Than he began to walk into the girly shop and Bart immediately wasn't happy about it.
However, Lisa was over the moon.
"YYIIPPEE!" She said.
The workers in the large shop covered in pink and rows of make-up, turned and saw their expensive clothes.
"Hello. How can we help you?" Said, a young woman in a red blazer and black pants.
"I want you to make my little girl amazing" Homer said, "And I want you to record how you did it so that Lisa can play it back and do it herself when we get home. I'm willing to pay whatever it takes to make her look gorgous"
And Lisa wanted to cry from happiness and the young women did as well, when she heard his words for a different reason.
The young women put her hand out for Lisa to take and lead her to a personal workstation surrounded by lots of different expensive makeup brands.
Bart looked ready to die.
Homer turned and noticed the game store opposite the store.
"Marge" He said.
"What?" Marge said.
"Me and Bart are going to the game store to get a portable game console and a game, for him to play on while Lisa tries on make-up. We'll back in 10 minutes." Homer said, making Bart who heard, smile.
"Okay...but be quick" Marge said, she did not approve of the massive amounts of money Homer was spending today.
Homer and Bart walked out of the shop and into the game store, the windows were transparent so the workers in the make-up shop could see them.
Bart looked like he had been given the kiss of life as he ran excitedly around the shop and picked up the new 'Nintendo X' console that was below the display of the portal console, then to his right were games.
"Bart, pick one" Homer said, "We have to get back to your sister"
Bart was disappointed but ended up choosing Pokémon.
It was Pokémon, every time.
Homer looked at a rack full of figurines and cards for digital shops for popular consoles.
Homer took a 50-dollar e-card for Bart Nintendo X, then they both went to the counter, the people there had long blue shirts and brown pants.
When they saw what they were buying and their clothes, the bored workers were all smiles.
The items were about to scanned when Homer said.
"Take the console and game out. My boy wants to play with it. I'll even pay an extra hundred."
The two workers looked at each other before happily opening it for Bart, but not before scanning it and Homer sliding the card in.
Bart was given his console and game and looked so happy, it was as if it was his birthday.
When they went back to the girly shop, there was no complaining.
Not a peep out of him.
Lisa turned around to show her family what had been done to her face and Homer was stunned.
Lisa had been transformed through the magic of makeup, her eyebrows were defined, her eyelashes were long, her skin looked like it was glowing and her lips had a glossy lipstick.
"What do you think?" Lisa said, looking nervous.
"Lisa...you look beautiful" Homer said.
"You look stunning" Marge said, agreeing with her husband.
Bart looked up from his console, and his eyes widened and said. "Lisa, is that really you? You look incredible."
And Lisa wanted to blush.
"I'll take two of everything you used" Homer said to the female worker who smiled.
Then they were taken to the counter where the items began to be scanned in and this time Homer had a heart attack when he saw how small everything was and how expensive the prices were.
"Marge, why is make-up so expensive?" Homer said, he could understand clothes but make-up?
"Homer, girls use it to bring out their most beautiful features and hide their most undesirable features," Marge said, "You've never seen me without my makeup on and you'll never will. Lisa is going to need it, especially in her teenage years. The make-up may be small, but it would last for a year if she does it right."
Than the grand total was said.
"That would be 220 dollars" said, the worker.
And Homer who saw his little girls face look up to him with happiness, he had no choice but to scan the card in and the transactions went through.
They walked out of the shop, with numerous clothing bag's and make-up bags.
"Now for the plates," Homer said, before saying. "And we need mobile phones."
"Homer, I am concerned that your spending too much money," Marge said, "What if all that money is completely gone and we deplete our bank account as well? What if you don't get that big paycheck."
"Marge," Homer said, stopping in his track's and all of them as well as he got out his wallet and said. "You're too stressed. Why don't you get your hair and nails done? The kids and I can get the plates and the phones."
And Marge was stunned.
"Mom. Your too stressed" Lisa said, she was willing to go with anything her dad said right now.
"You deserve it mom" Bart said. "Go and relax"
And Marge actually considered it as she looked at the money, she was being offered to pamper herself.
"oh, okay," She said, taking some money from his wallet. "But you know where to find me if anything happens."
"Go, Marge. We're fine" Homer said.
And Marge gave Maggie to Homer and went to the Salon.
It was the best experience she had in years.
And scene!
Next chapter, Homer drops his kid's off and the kids of Springfield and the teachers are shocked by Bart and Lisa suddenly transformation. Review/fav and follow!