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"So, the lawsuit has been filed now? Great" Homer said, in bed in silky PJ's and next to his wife who was also on the phone. Homer was talking to the new family's Lawyer Simon who he had signed up to take the case. "I can take the board of Education down with me, as well? The school isn't up to standard than what is legally allowed? Than I have to add them to my list than. The school's condition Is appalling and a Lawsuit might be what is needed to get the government to step in." than there was a long pause from Homer as he listened. "I'll pay you an extra hundred bucks to get them on that list and pay a kid to wear a camera hat that will follow them through the school day." than the called ended and he put his phone down.
"Really? We can come in today to have a look, today?" Marge said, with her hair down. "I and my family would love to. And when the tour is done, we can start the paperwork for enrolment. Any school is better than Springfield Elementary. Your achievements are very impressive"
Montessori had asked for a transfer fee of 200 dollars for each child to make sure that they were actually serious.
Then it would cost them 150 for the tour, so that if they backed out, the person assigned was already paid for their services.
However, if the family loved what they saw it would be 50, 000 a year for each child, so it was 100, 000 a year for Both Bart and Lisa.
They even found out there was a day-care section that Maggie could go to as well that was 1,000 a month.
These were the kind of price's, that would have made Homer and Marge have a heart attack, but now that they could actually afford it, they were left with nothing but excitement.
"Okay, then" Marge said, laughing. "My family will be coming around at 2" than she hung up.
She turned to Homer and said. "This is great, Homer. Our kids can go to a school that actually knows what's it's doing."
"And I don't have to have a heart attack in the process" Homer said, as he and Marge held hands before going in for a morning snuggle with each other.
Lisa made the mistake of walking in at that moment, only to turn around and walk back to her room immediately.
Today was Saturday so the whole family was at home.
"We'll since the family will be going at 2, there is something I have to do" Homer said, confusing her.
Homer got out of bed and walked to the corridor and yelled. "WHO WANTS ME TO FIND FLANDERS STUFF!"
Marge blinked, what was he going to do with that stuff?
"I DO!" Came the voice of Bart and Lisa.
Soon they presented themselves to him, front and centre in their PJ's.
"Come with me" Homer said and they did, they walked down the stairs and to the front door and Homer pulled up the garage door, where Santa Little Helper was, thanks to Marge buying proper dog food for the dog, the dog was no longer skin and bones but a healthy weight and was jumping around excitedly as Homer feet.
It seemed even the dog preferred the new Homer.
Homer patted the dog and then looked around the garage to see that it was just as messy as he remembered it, it was filled to the brim because of Flanders stuff.
Homer, pushed through a landfill until he saw what he was looking for.
A red wheel barrow.
"Kid's help me get Flanders stuff onto this and then we'll dump it onto Flanders porch" Homer said, stunning the two of them.
"Dad, your giving Flander's stuff back?" Lisa said.
"We'll we have the money to buy our own stuff now and it's just taking up space" Homer said, he felt like he was being a terrible person, taking advantage of his neighbour for so long, it was time to give it back.
The two kids looked at each other before helping their dad to start piling thing's onto the Wheel barrow, when it was full, both of them enjoyed a ride on top of the stuff while Homer used his strength to move the wheel barrow.
He needed the exercise.
They wheeled a bit down the street before turning onto Flanders porch, both Lisa and Bart got off the pile and then Homer was free to carefully dump the stuff onto it, his kid's made sure nothing collided with each other breaking them.
The wheel barrel was empty and then they want back for more.
On the third dump, Ned Flanders and his son's Rob and Todd Flanders came outside to see what on earth the Simpsons were doing.
All of them were dressed in green cardigans and blue pants.
"Daddy, is that your stuff that you leant Homer Simpson?" Rob said, "It looks like Homer Simpson is returning it" not quiet believing his eyes and neither could the whole Flanders family
Homer after dumping the last of Ned's stuff made his way over to the Flanders, making sure not to break anything.
"Ned. I'm sorry for just taking your stuff and not giving it back" Homer said, stunning all three of them. "I took advantage of your hospitality and was a terrible person to you. I don't know if you'll ever forgive me but I just wanted to return your stuff back to you since my family can buy their own now. Again, I am so sorry"
Homer was a man about it and walked away.
"Daddy, what just happened?" Todd said, not quiet understanding.
"I think our prayers have just been answered" Ned said, stunned by the sudden change in heart of his next door neighbour and was touched. "We can call it a very early Christmas Miracle"
#Hours later#
The Simpson drove down the lane that the terrible Springfield Elementary school was on, but this time they were on the other side of the lane and drove to the right when they saw a lane that lead up to a car park that had limousines and sports cars parked there.
They were stunned to see a car space that had the words 'The Simpson's on a plack and there was a wealthy looking man in a suit waiting for them.
Their car parked and looked completely out of place compared to everybody else's cars.
They got out and the man's eyes light up, he had seen many wealthy people so he know what hundreds of dollars' worth of clothes looked like.
Homer was dressed in a white shirt but had saggy commando pants and brown Nike shoes.
His wife, Marge had her hair down wearing a dark green shiny dress that went to her knees and white boots.
Lisa, had her makeup done and was wearing an orange t-shirt underneath a jacket that were too different shades of green with designs at the sides, underneath were blue shorts and she wore pink Nike shoes.
Bart wore a white hat with the logo of Addais across, a black shirt with the word 'premium' in small white box near the collar, over that was a really nice red jacket with a purple pattern on it, underneath were white shirts with a black box at the side and black shoes with something red at the side that was no doubt a big brand name.
Than the last was Maggie in a pink camouflaged t-shirt with matching shorts, even she was wearing Addais shoes.
The Simpsons may have failed in the appearance of their vehicle but they hadn't failed in the one on one presentation.
"You must be the Simpson's" Said, the man who want to approach Homer and shook his hand. "My name is Tomas William the fifth and I will be your guide around the school today. At the end of the tour, you will be given the option of enrolment. If you do decide that this is the right school for you, you will be asked to pay the full intuition fee upfront. That money will be used in schools uniforms, access to the pool and all this school has to offer. You kid's will also have their photo taken for ID cards and be put into our many photo only school uniforms. Please come with me to the first stop"
They began to follow the man, across the lush red green grass.
"I can't believe that I'm actually touching Montessori grass right now! I'm actually here" Lisa said, loving it.
"Calm down, nerd" Bart said, with his hands on his pockets.
They saw a massive building and in front of that building were cleaners that were dressed in spotless blue uniforms and looked completely sane.
"This Building house's our library" Said, the man.
"This big building just for a library?" Homer said.
"It has to be this big because we have books come in from all over the world" Tomas said, and it was like music to Lisa ears as they climb up the steps and went in.
They were met with marble floor, a massive open space and rows upon rows of books, each section had it's own stone sign above it.
Bart got out his Nintendo X while Lisa looked ready to faint.
"Oh, my" Marge said, looking around.
"When we collect a book, we try to collect it in every possible language. This way even International students can read the same book" Said, Tomas, they saw several kid's who were out of their uniform and were in fancy clothes looking through some of the books. "The Library is open 24-7 and when you want to take out a book, we will give you a copy, this way the original can never be damaged."
They walked through a row and saw a massive space just filled with computer's.
"Even though we have a building just for technology based studies we understand that some of the students want to do their homework or research within the library" Tomas said. "We also have full trained Library's always happy to help out and come to any aid"
Than the man turned and said. "Now, let's check out the dorm rooms"
"Our kid's are not staying here" Homer said.
"Still, it's always nice to check them out" Tomas said, before walking out of the building and walking across the grass, they saw some students not in clothes in a group just reading.
The Simpson then were all amazed to see a building that was like a skyscraper and they entered the building and it felt just like a hotel.
"Welcome, valued student" Said, the women at the desk with a smile only to see them.
"Joy, just going to take this family to see a room" Tomas said, than they headed to the elevator and got in.
The sound of the Simpson theme song played in the background as they enjoyed the plush interior of the elevator.
When it stopped, they found themselves in a hotel like corridor and walked down the corridor.
Suddenly a girl who had long blond hair in a pony tail and wearing an expensive tank top, pink shirt and sandals walked by with her phone piece to her ear, looking like the image of a popular girl.
"Hi" She said, to Lisa shocking her.
Than the girl left.
"Somebody said, hi!" Lisa said, she felt like she could make friends here.
Than they stopped at a nice looking blue door which was opened by a keycard around Tomas neck.
The door opened and they walked into a place that was far nicer than their own house and was clearly designed by a professional, it was very stylish and there was a large view of the whole school.
"Here the students can chose to stay in school if they so wish" Tomas said. "And if the student does not like the design choice, they can contact the desk and we will get a designer in here. The cost to stay here is 300 hundred a week"
"Oh, my!" Marge said, shocked.
But than again, 300 hundred was pocket change for the students who could afford to come here.
Than Bart spoke up and said. "This place is nice and all but what can a student do here for fun" why should Lisa get her dream nerdy school?
"We'll, on the weekday's, the pool is open 7am –9 pm" Tomas said. "We have grounds for all kind's of sports. Biking. Tennis. Skateboarding."
"Wait. What?" Bart said, "You have a place where I can Skateboard? Show me"
"You can see it from the window" Said, the man walking to the window and Bart followed after him and looked to where he was looking.
What Bart saw next was the most glorious sight he had ever seen.
There was a whole ground just for the skateboarders, it had rails, ramps were everywhere, there was a garage next to it so that a Skateboarder could take their Skateboard to get or fixed or tweaked and than there was the vending machines he could see that had magazines, Krust keychains and other thing's.
"And you are allowed to bring in as many guest as you want" Tomas said, sweetening the deal.
Bart was in heaven and almost fainted.
He turned to his parents the happiest they had ever seen him.
"I WANT TO GO TO THIS SCHOOL!" He said.
Both Marge and Homer were glad, he found something he liked.
"We can enrol, after the tour" Marge said.
Now Tomas was smiling as he took them out of the room.
Their next stop was the building that was dedicated to the cafeteria and food studies.
When they entered, the interior automatically put Springfield Elementary own to shame, there was actually tables, the hall was huge, the cafeteria food actually looked like what food was suppose to look like and there was a door where a kitchen staff servers were constantly coming in and out from.
"Very nice" Homer said, looking at the chandelier above each table.
Then they were shown one of the many classrooms, the moment they entered it they couldn't believe how clean it smelled and looked.
The chairs were stable and plush, the desks were long and joined together, there was a massive up to date monitor in front of the class.
"When students are in here, each student has their own personal teacher." Thomas said. "Those who are assigned to one student are made to write down notes to make sure, they remember the student. Those teachers come in, every time your child has the particular subject they specialise in"
"Oooh" Lisa said.
"Now, let me show you one of our state of the art sport facilities" Said, the man walking out of the room and they followed him, some more students said hi to them, which Lisa could not believe.
It was because she was dressed just like them and didn't look like she should belong in the school opposite their own.
They went to a large dome like building that had transparent glass and was immediately met with one of the school's trainers, he was buff man in a grey vest, branded shorts and grey shoes.
"Kyle, can we peep into a lesson?" Tomas said to yhe man.
"I see why not" Said, the man as they followed him to some double doors and they opened it only for the Simpson family to marvel at the state of the art training equipment they could see and kid's on the training equipment.
"No wonder, this place is so expensive" Marge said, they had to charge this per student.
And this place was an elementary school as well.
"Here" said, the man named Kyle. "I make sure your kid get's into shape. You come in with a flabby body but when I'm done with you, you'll be nicely toned and have a six pack"
"Kyle, here is just one of the many trainers we have" Said, the man. "He charges 750 an hour. It's that high because the school poached him from a national team"
"With my rates, you can call and visit me at any time" Said, Kyle.
"Oh, do you live in Springfield?" Homer said, only to get a laugh from both men.
"Sir, no sane person who has money will move here unless they were forced to" Said, the man named Kyle. "I live in Capital City and only come in when I feel like it."
Thinking logically there were so much rich students and people around them, none of them lived here or the town would be booming and overflowing with their cash.
"Now, than onto the remainder of the tour" Said, the man as they followed him.
Changing rooms.
Science building.
Art Building.
Gift store.
Cinema.
Building for international affairs, like contacting somebody from another country or a student who wish's to visit another country.
The place had it all and it way more qualified to teach Bart and Lisa more than Homer and Marge could have hoped.
"And this concludes our tour" Said, the man, before he opened a door with his key card and they walked into a large hall but the first thing they saw was a smartly dressed women behind a pale desk and on that desk was a card machine.
"So, what do you think of the school? Do you wish to enrol your children within it?" Tomas said.
And Homer didn't have to look at Lisa and Bart to see their pleading looks and said. "At this point, I think it would be a crime for me not to enrol my children in this school"
"Splendid" Said, the man smiling and given the women an 'okay' signal which had her smiling from ear to ear.
They then went to the desk and the women pulled out a long slip, which Homer picked up and read.
It was a document that wanted him to confirm the details that he and his wife sent, were indeed correct and that any damage that his kid's do in their stay, he would have no choice but to pay for.
"Bart" Homer said, getting his son to look at him. "If you going to prank don't do it on school grounds. If you do, our family will go broke. I'm serious, your dad has to pay for it."
"...oh," Bart said, "So I have to prank off school grounds than" before saying. "We'll can I prank Springfield Elementary and my old teacher's house with Milhouse?"
"As long as they don't have physical proof that you did it. You have my blessing" Homer said, signing on the dotted line and then the women were all too eager to shove the Card machine in front of his face.
Homer got out his wallet and showed his gold card before sliding it into the machine.
The transaction went through.
And with that, his kid's live's as Springfield Elementary school kid's officially ended.
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Next chapter, Barts and Lisa's clothes come, and it's the first day of school, Milhouse isn't the only one surprised to see his friend Bart and his sister Lisa, on the other side of the street and in fancy school uniforms. Review/fav and follow!