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"Bye Mom. Bye Dad" Both Bart and Lisa Simpson said, dressed in their school uniforms and ran out the door to catch the bus.
They ran up the steps and Lisa went to sit next to her friend.
Bart had no one.
But when all hoped seemed lost for Bart, Bart was stunned to see a boy dressed just like him but had a big nose, red round glasses and blue hair.
"Milhouse?" Bart said, not quiet believing his eyes.
"WHATS UP!" Milhouse said.
Bart was stunned, as he said. "How are you here?" sitting down next to the boy.
"Your father, agreed to sponsor me for a full term" Milhouse said, further stunning Bart. "He told me not to say anything because he wanted it to be a surprise."
It certainly was a surprise to Bart.
His father was sponsoring Milhouse?
He knew the man said he would do something but to spend money to send his friend to school because he was lonely was a level of care, he never thought possible.
"Bart, you should have seen my parents when my uniform and stuff arrived" Milhouse said, charging his phone. "This bus is pretty sweet."
And for the first time since Bart transferred to a much better school, he had somebody to truly talk to on the bus.
Meanwhile Milhouse was shocked that the driver wasn't on drugs and that he could get to school so safely.
When they got off the bus, it was the first time Milhouse realised he was on the other side of the street where kids didn't look sick or miserable.
Meanwhile on the other side of the street, kids from Springfield Elementary, who had just gotten off the bus kissed the floor because they were alive, they were soon stunned to see Milhouse on the other side of the street dressed in Montessori uniform.
"Is that Milhouse, with Bart?" Terry said, as she pointed to boy who looked eerie like Milhouse across the street.
Both Milhouse and Bart gave a Bro bump before going in with the rest of the kids.
Seeing him, especially when he was the only one who was so against using Bart, now going to Montessori was a huge slap to the kid's faces.
Their parents had grounded them while they were forced to pay for the drinks while Milhouse was going to Montessori with Bart.
Suddenly those drinks weren't remembered so fondly, right now.
That same day, neither Milhouse or Bart went across the street for break or lunch time.
"So, students can leave the school when there aren't any class's?" Milhouse said, before it was Bart now it was him, they left the school grounds for lunch.
"Yep" Bart said, "I'm going to show you Milhouse, what being a true friend with me gets you. Let's buy you a new PE kit. What you have right now isn't going to fly at Montessori. People can tell it's super cheap and you'll get laugh at."
"What? Really?" Milhouse said, he was having PE after lunch, he didn't want to get laugh at on his first day. "But wouldn't a new PE kit be super expensive?" he was used to be giving 5 or 10 dollars for the day, that was usually gone by break because he had to 'give it to charity'.
"It's expensive for you but not for me. My dad always makes sure to put 50 bucks in my wallet every day in case I manage to spend it all" Bart said, stunning Milhouse. "I can't buy you a 400-dollar outfit but as long as people see a big branded name and you look nice, then they will think your whole outfit it expensive. I know this great store that will make you look like your rich for the right price"
They had an hour to get to the mall which was more than enough time for them and Bart led Milhouse to this nice-looking place that his parents would have never gone to because it looked way out of their budget.
They were soon greeted by a female worker, who saw their clothes instantly.
"May I help you?" She said.
"I'm looking to buy some shorts, t-shirt and shoes for my Friend Milhouse" Bart said, as Milhouse felt himself being placed in front of Bart. "Here is my Montessori key card, so you know I'm not a nobody kid." showing her.
Her eyes widened seeing the ID and wondered who child he was before summoning others to come help Milhouse get a new PE kit.
Milhouse had never been attended to by anybody before and he tried on all sorts of expensive looking things that would have his parents dodging immediately.
The final look was a white t-shirt that had a black triangle at the neck, long brown camouflaged shirts, white socks and grey high tops that had a big fat brand on them, that cost more than every other item of clothing.
"Bart, I look amazing but these shoes cost more than my mom gives my dad for weekly shopping" Milhouse said. "You don't have to buy me them"
"I'm fine with it" Bart said, stunning him. "Besides I'm sure you're going to wear these like crazy. The trick to not getting laugh at is to deceive. If you have a big fat brand on you and you look nice, nobody will think your just a normal kid that got lucky and hassle you for it. It will be money we'll spent"
The combined total of the outfit was more than that drink he saw the other kid's drinking.
Bart paid for the outfit easily on the spot with cash, stunning Milhouse who finally saw first-hand how Bart, who thought 20 bucks was a huge number was gone.
Then they want back to school, making such to discard the bag and price tag along the way.
When it was time for Milhouse PE lesson, he put on his new clothes and walked out with the guys hoping that Bart plan worked.
"Nice clothes" Said, one girl who was looking like she was walking down a sport's run way.
Milhouse was stunned, it was the first time he had been complimented by a girl who everybody could see was out of his league.
However, that wasn't the only compliment he got and the shower of compliments just kept on going.
A new school, new clothes and a boat load of compliments from rich kids that usually won't give him the time of day?
Milhouse thought he had died and gone to heaven.
On laundry day for his family, his parents would be shocked to discover the new shoes and outfit.
#With Marge#
Marge dressed in branded yoga pants, a white vast that said a quote from a well know branded shop and green sneaker, enter a taxi that took her all way out of town and to the town over it.
She easily paid for the long ride and found herself in front of a large fancy looking building that looked like the kind of place you would host a wedding in.
She walked inside and was immediately greeted by women with long blond hair.
"May I help you?" She said.
"Yes, I'm Marge Simpson" Marge said, "My husband apparently put me down for self-confidence classes' here." her voice was quiet.
"I can completely see that" Said, the woman stunning her. "Let me just check the register and the photo that was sent in" the women left and then came back with an ID badge.
"Marge, come with me. It looks like you're the last to arrival" Said the women and Marge followed her into another room that was shrouded with curtains.
She was immediately met with a group of women who looked like they had way more time on their hands then they know what to do with.
Marge grew nervous as the sight of these women.
"Hello, everybody" Said, the woman. "We are being joined by somebody new today. Say hello to Marge Simpson, she's from Springfield"
"Hello, Marge" They all said.
"H-Hello, to you all" Marge said, nervously as she took a seat on a warm plush couch next to a woman with had curly ginger hair.
"I love your outfit" Said, the woman, stunning. "It doesn't scream uptight like wearing Channel. It screams fun."
"...Why, thank you" Marge said, smiling.
She had never been called fun on purpose before, maybe she can make friends here.
#Homer at Work#
Homer couldn't stop glancing over his shoulder at work, Moe had left a very strong imprint in his mind.
Should he go to the Gym and get a membership?
But what if, there were other people who wanted him stupid like Moe?
So many people would benefit from grabbing his families new found wealth.
Who would be willing to teach him in secret, though?
Homer took out his phone and began to scroll through his contact list until he found a man's name that he would never call without being forced to before.
He dialled the number.
"Hi-Diddily-Ho! Neighborino!" Said, the voice of Ned Flanders, seconds later.
Homer felt his mind just scream at him that he had made a huge mistake calling him.
"Homer, I never expected you to call" Came Ned cheerful voice.
"Look, Ned" Homer said, trying to get this done as quickly as possible. "I need you help"
There was a long and stunned silence on the other end.
"It must be pretty serious, Homer. If you're willingly calling me" Ned said, suddenly very attentive.
"It is" Homer said, "Have you ever taught self-defence classes before? I've seen you kick ass and I need some self-defence lesson's without going to the Gym. I got taken down by a man who almost double my age recently and he wanted me to spend all my families new found wealth as a Drunkard. It got me thinking, if there is anybody else in Springfield who wants me to go broke and won't resort to violence against me. This is where you come in. I need somewhere, we're I can learn to protect myself without anybody knowing about it."
There was a very long and uncomfortable silence after that.
"...Mr Simpson, I'll be more than happy to help you" Ned said, stunning him. "We may not see eye to eye but if you want to protect your family's future, I can't just turn you down."
"Thank you, Ned" Homer said. "I'll make sure to pay you"
"No, money. Homer" Ned said, shocking him. "You returned hundreds of dollars' worth of my stuff to me. That is payment alone. I haven't been able to do the stuff I used to do in years but now I can."
"...Ned. I can never say how sorry I am for how I treated you over the years." Homer said, "I can only start a new, right now. If there is anything your family needs. Just name it"
And Ned was stunned on the other end.
#A few hours later in the Police Station#
Moe sat behind bars, he wore no clothes because he had tried to off himself earlier with his belt and choke himself to death with his black shoes.
He had no reason to live anymore.
His business was finished and will be brought buy who knows what, he could only imagine how much of a Pharaoh he had now become to the people of Springfield.
Suddenly Moe heard the sound of the jail cell unlocking, he looked up to find Chef Wiggum.
"Moe, you are very lucky. Somebody bailed you out" Chief Wiggum said, stunning the man, behind the fat cop was Sergent Lou with his clothes.
"Somebody bailed me out?" Moe said, getting up. "But I don't have any friends" taking his clothes.
"We'll, a cloaked figure handed over some cash and I didn't ask any questions" Chief Wiggum said.
"Here is an envelope from Homer Simpson Lawyer who has filed a Lawsuit against you" Lou said, handing the envelope to Moe who wasn't surprised. "And here is some shady letter by the cloaked figure, asking you to go somewhere once you leave the station"
"...Okay" Moe said, taking it.
"It was a lot of money, so we didn't ask questions" Chief Wiggum said, before saying. "We're all getting new jackets"
Then they let him go, Moe looking more than a little roughed up walking out of the Police station and looked at the note in his hands.
It was made using words from various magazines.
It read.
'Go to the back of Springfield Elementary school and knock on the steel door. When asked for the password say 'There is no justice in this world'
Moe was a little bit confused before shrugging and saying. "We'll, this figure did bail me out and I got nothing better to do."
Moe began to make his way to Springfield Elementary, each step revealed the ugliness of the town and seeing the Elementary school, Moe couldn't help but wince.
It probably didn't help that the school was now under a heavy lawsuit delivered by Homer Simpson.
"No wonder, Homer moved his kid's way from here as soon as he got money." Moe said, and then made his way around the back of the school, each step told a story of the lack of care that was present at the school, he found a metal door that said 'OAHS' at the top.
"What does that stand for?" Moe said looking up, before knocking on the door.
"Password" Said, a person who was speaking through an obvious voice changer.
Moe looked at the note and said. "There is no justice in this world"
Silence.
"Proceed" said, the voice before unlocking the door and then opening it to reveal a hooded figure.
Moe walked in and followed the figure to no doubt the school hall, and saw a small group of hooded figures in masks.
"Welcome, Moe Szyslack. To our society" Said, one figure with a peacock mask.
The voice changing did not work.
"Wait. Principle Skinner?" Moe said, making the man's eyes widened.
"O-Of course, not" The figure said, coughing.
"*sigh* give it up Skinner" Said, another voice Moe recognised. "Your voice changer doesn't work"
"Wait. Superintendent Gary Chalmers?" Moe said, surprising the other figure.
"See, I told you we shouldn't have brought such cheap voice changers" Said a male voice "Half the time they don't work."
"We'll, you can't blame me. One of my clients gave me a box of them" Said, a woman with a strong accent in her voice.
"Eww" All of them immediately said and dropped the piece of equipment onto the floor.
"Wait..." Moe said. "Are all you guys, the people Homer is currently screwing or has screwed already?"
Silence.
The figure's looked at each other.
The jig was up.
They put down their hoods one by one and took off their mask's.
Each face was different and yet they all had the same sleepless bags under their eyes.
The same bags as Moe.
And scene!
Next chapter, Moe gets introduced into the scheme and Homer family say goodbye to Lisa at an airport before going to Ned's to learn self-defence. Review/fav and follow!