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Seymour Skinner
Gary Chalmers
Mrs. Marilyn Muntz, Mother of Nelson Muntz.
Mr Jones and Carlo Jones, Mother of Jimbo Jones.
Mr Starbeam and Starla Beam of Dolph Starbeam
However, what shocked Moe was the appearance of none other than Doctor Hibbert!
"Doctor Hibbert!? What are you doing here?" Said, Moe. "I didn't think that the Simpson's were suing you."
The man gave one of his many unsettling laughs and said. "The Simpson's aren't suing me. My problem with them is that they stopped being my client"
"Huh?" Moe said.
"You see, everybody in Springfield is my patient, because I do a decent enough job and I am loads better than that hack Mr Nick" Said, Hibbert. "However, with the raise of the Simpson's, who we all know are loaded now, they have ended their business with me. And when a family that can make such a buzz becomes the only family in Springfield who isn't my patient, people start to ask questions. They start to ask what's so wrong with me that the Simpsons, a family so rich, decided to seek medical help from outside of town"
"...So the Simpson who refuse to be ripped off by you, are affecting your bottom line?" Said, Moe, he wasn't going to sugar coat it, the Doctors prices were a rip off.
"Exactly." The man said, before laughing and saying. "Plus, with their expended bank account, I can charge way more than I usually do."
"But your already richer than most of Springfield" Said, Moe, making a good point.
"You can never have too much money, Mr Szyslak" Said, Mr Hibbert smiling.
"Our family lives are ruined with this lawsuit" Said, Mrs. Marilyn Muntz and the other parents agreed. "We are working 24-7 just to get the money to pay the lawyer. In that court room everything is going public. We don't even have the money to replace Bart's things. We can only punish our kids enough."
"I've been kicked out of the house by Mother" Said, Seymour. "This is where I live now."
"My bosses are breathing down my neck and I'm practically fired already" Said, Chalmers. "Nobody is going to hire a man who's been in the newspaper for ignoring a rich kid. The other schools I'm in charge of are thinking of firing me as well. Goodbye my bonus check at the end of each month and feeling superior"
"Sir!" Seymour said.
"Oh, don't act so surprised." Said, Chalmers. "Do you, honest think I give a stuffing about the children? I do this job for the money and to feel superior. I walk into the school and I am god"
Their terrible natures were coming out.
"Can we re-focus, please?" Said, Doctor Hibbert getting all their attention. "As you can see, Moe. The Simpson have ruined our lives one after another and we have figured out, all our problems stem from, Homer Simpson."
"Homer has become a decent and smart father!" Mr Jones said.
"Something in Homer head has shifted and it's causing problems for all of us" Doctor Hibbert said. "The Simpson had a home raid a few months ago and one of them gave Homer a good whack on the head that caused something to shift inside his brain. If we can deliver a good enough blow to Homer head than we should be able to bring the old Homer back"
"But what about if it doesn't?" Said, Moe.
"...Than, Homer may be in a coma for life" Said, Doctor Hibbert shocking him.
"But without Homer, the Simpson can't make money and the finances will fall onto the hands of Marge Simpson" Said, Seymore.
"Marge isn't as confident as Homer" Said Doctor Hibbert. "She wants to fit in too much. If we talk to her and persist, she's eventually course correct the whole family"
"Course Correct? You all are some sick and twisted people" Said, Moe. "You want to ruin a whole family so that you can profit and use them for your own selfish gain."
They all looked at each other.
"...So is that a no?" Said, Seymore.
"Of course not. I'm in!" Said, Moe, before saying. "I got nothing better to do anyway since Homer Simpson is suing me. I just want to make sure that nobody here is doing it for a selfless reason and we all agree that we all are terrible people who deserve to burn in hell."
They all began to nod one by one.
"Good" Said, Moe. "Just checking"
Their group was complete.
Ch 20: Revelations
Barney sat in front of the Kwiki-E-Mart, half-drunk out of his mind after buying a pack of Duff.
"It's just not the same" Said, Barney missing the Duff from the Bar even thought it was the same thing.
"Package for Barney Gumble?" Suddenly a voice said, drawing his attention to a man in a blue uniform and black shoes.
However, Barney eyes soon went to the box's filled with bottles that fizzed.
"That's me" Barney said.
"This is a package from Homer Simpson" Said, the man surprising him, before showing him his clipboard. "Please sign on the dotted line"
And Barney drunkenly managed to sign and then the man walked away without the box's.
"Oh, boy Homer, must have finally come through with his promise" Said, Barney taking one of them and the way it fizzed it was just so fancy. "Bless him"
Than Barney opened it with ease with his bare teeth and began to drink, the moment he did so, a hundred angels appeared in his eyes and sang.
"Hallelujah"
He took his mouth off and said. "Holy moly, this beer is delicious...and I'm not just saying that because I'm half way stoned."
Barney dropped the can of Duff Beer and began to drink the fancy beer.
No matter how much he drank, he didn't get further drunk.
This was amazing.
#Behind a car#
"And that my boy is called helping a drunkard get sober." Said, Homer to his son, Homer was dressed blue shirt, in brown pants and Nike shoes.
"But wouldn't Barney eventually figure out that it's just really fizzy juice in a fancy bottle?" said, Bart, in a brown hoody, grey shorts and black trainers.
"Son, let me teach you about the Placebo effect" Said, Homer. "This effect is best known from a study where a doctor told patients that a pill can cure them. When in reality it was just a sugar pill. But they believed the pill was helping them so much that their bodies did the pills work for it and they got better. The same thing can happen to Barney. I can tell him, that's some kind of fancy alchole and he'll believe it even if it's really fancy juice. His body will treat it like Achole but without the drunken haze and he'll get addicted to it"
"...So if he's addicted, than Barney will keep drinking the sparkling juice." Bart said.
"Which would lead Barney to be sober all the time" Said, Homer. "I'll happy supply him with more if it means he'll ignore the Duff Beer. I ruined his life by introducing him to alcohol. Barney is a genius sober, being drunk to the day you die is no way to live life, Bart. You'll miss so many opportunity's because your too stoned to function straight. Like spending time with your 10-year-old son" ruffling Bart hair.
"Quit it" Said, Bart but he was smiling.
"Now, let get out of this nasty place" Said, Homer. "The smell is really getting to me"
"Do you think, we'll could use our money to clean up the streets?" Said, Bart, he too was feeling like his clothes were too nice for the Kwik-E-Mart carpark.
"Bart, I can spend thousands on the town but it will just get dirty again" Said, Homer. "In a place like this, what needs to change are the people, not the environment"
#Van Houten household#
It was laundry day at the Van Houten house.
Luann yelled. "IT'S LOUDARY DAY! PUT ALL YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES IN THE BASKET NOW!"
The males of the house responded immediately because they knew this was the only chance, they will get in the entire week since she wanted to wash it all together.
Milhouse came down the steps dragging his blue laundry hoop filled with his Montessori uniform and clothes he wore outside it.
His father Kirk was also in the laundry room with his own bag but his wife looked at his disapprovingly.
"I'll start with Milhouse clothes, first" Luann said.
"Why not mine?" Kirk said.
"It's because Milhouse's clothes feel like the person that wears them, is actually going somewhere in life" She said.
"Ooh" Kirk said, sadden.
Luann picked up the first piece of clothes from her son's hoop, intending to make sure to read the label so that she doesn't accidentally ruin the clothes that the family couldn't afford to replace, only to get quite a surprise.
"Wow. Nice t-shirt, Milhouse" Kirk said, seeing the T-shirt. "Did your mother go shopping with you recently?"
"Wait. I didn't get him this." Luann said, before she looked into the basket and saw some short's she did not recognize at all and they looked nice. "Milhouse...where did you get these clothes, from? I've never taken you shopping for these clothes. I would have know if I had gotten you clothes that looked this nice."
"Oh, you didn't. Bart brought them for me" Milhouse said, stunning both his parents.
"What?" both of them said.
"Apparently, Bart knows that if I wore my regular PE clothes it would get me laughed at so when it was lunch time, he took me to this store and got me some new clothes" Milhouse said, stunning his parents. "But don't worry, the clothes are just made to look expensive but they really are not. We'll except for these shoes, which are pretty expensive"
His words made his parents look down at his feet and for the first time, they really took notice of them, his red triangular shoes were no-where in sight, in its place were shoes that looked more expensive than anything his parents currently owned.
Or that Luann know about.
The brand name was in big black letters making them shine on the shoes.
How did they miss that!?
"Wait, are those Zip shoes?" Said, Kirk making them look at him. "I heard you can't get those shoes for under 80 bucks"
"80 bucks?" Said, Luann looking ready to faint, she would never spend that much on shoes. "And Bart was happy to spend such money on you? You didn't force him or anything?"
Both of them were wondering since when could Bart Simpson afford to splash 80 dollars on shoes.
If Kirk had one in his size, he would be worshiping them.
"But Bart said it was really fine." Milhouse said. "He said his wallet just keeps mounting every day because his dad stuffs it with a 50 dollar bill and he never manages to spend it all in one day because he goes outside the school to do so. He was happy to spend it on me"
Then Milhouse said. "You should have seen those rich kids when they saw me. They showered me with compliments. And no girl that was out of my league laughed at me. Bart also asked if I wanted any of his clothes because he was getting thinner since his family doesn't eat so much anymore so eventually his clothes will get too big for him and his family is going to have to go shopping again for him. He already gave me a T-shirt that says in gold letter's 'Gucci'. I'm going to use that for my next PE lesson"
And His parents could only open and closed their mouths.
Their son had a hundred dollar plus Gucci t-shirt!?
Than Milhouse seemed to remember something and said. "Oh, yeah. Bart invited me to play Laser Tag with him and then we're going to Go-Kart racing. Bart got a deal so its 20 bucks for each of us"
Both his parents stared at him.
"What?" Milhouse said, seeing their brains stop working.
"N-Nothing" Kirk said.
Both he and Luann looked at each other.
Their son was already living in a completely different world to them.
Then Milhouse left to go back to his room.
"Luann...do you think I can ask-" Kirk began.
"No" Luann said, giving him a disproving look. "You're not using our own child to ask Bart for shoes. Milhouse isn't old enough to get a job but you can. To use a child is a new kind of low even for you"
"I was just wondering" Said, Kirk.
Their son friendship with Bart Simpson had done wonders for their son, she refused for her family to be seen as disgusting people.
#Springfield Airport#
Lisa had her hair done up and her make-up primed, she wore a navy blue dress with heels, just from the sight of her alone, several boys were turning her way.
"See you Lisa" Marge said, going to give her daughter a hug which she returned.
"Bye, mom" She said, before giving her father a hug. "Bye dad"
"Bye, Lisa" Homer said, giving his little girl a hug, the moment he lot go and turned to Simon, he had a 'little talk' with the man some distance away, which Marge wasn't fooled in the least by the calm body language of her husband as he talked.
She would bet a hundred bucks that Homer made sure the man watched their little girl like a hawk.
They came back and Simon said. "Let's go Lisa. We'll miss the flight"
They were flying first class seats.
Lisa gave one quick last glance at her family before going with Simon to the 1st class line and getting on before everybody else.
Homer and his family waved goodbye to Lisa before they went on their marry way out of the airport and to their car.
They drove to their street and parked in front of the house but they didn't go to their home, instead they went next door, to the Flanders home.
Apparently, everybody in the family wanted to learn some martial arts as well, including Maggy.
"Come in." Flander said, inviting them to his nice home.
His boys were in the room praying when they saw them.
"Sup, weirdo's" Said, Bart.
Both Rod and Todd went to hug him only for Bart to push them away in disgust.
"Flanders thanks for having us, but have you ever thought about talking to your kid's about the hugging, thing?" Said, Homer.
"Why?" Flander said, "Here in our house, we are all comfortable with each other"
Making both boy's smile.
"Flander's, can I speak alone?" Said, Homer.
"Of course, Homer." Said, Flanders before saying. "Todd and Ron, make the rest of the family feel at home"
All three Simpson family members had the same look on their face in that moment even the baby.
Then Flander took him in the kitchen.
"What is it Homer?" Said, Ned.
"Nice Kitchen" Said, Homer looking around.
"Thanks. I and my boy's try my best" Said, the Flanders.
"As I was saying before, you should really talk to your kids about the hugging things" Said, Homer stunning him. "Its okay for you, because their your kid's and they can hug you but one day your boys are going to be alone. Think of it this way. When you see two teenage boys who aren't related hugging each other and hugging random boys they just met, how would you see that?"
And Ned was stunned.
It was cute as kids but teenagers?
Teenagers with hormones and were going on to be adults?
"You can say it. 'Are they gay'?" Said, Homer making Ned eyes go wide. "Now imagine if your two kids were those teenage boys and weren't related to you? Now imagine them as full-grown adults and the moment they met you, they hugged you and preformed a musical that was usually performed by woman down to the very movement. Right in front of your dead wife."
"O-Oh, my" said, Ned, looking at his kids who were skipping around while holding hands, all three Simpson's looked uncomfortable.
"Sheltering your kids so much may be turning your kids gay, Ned." Homer said. "Do you think any woman would want a man who hugs other men and acts like that with his own brother?"
And Ned truly looked at his children without rose coloured glasses.
Ned aged them up as teenager's.
He let out a horrific gasp at what he saw.
Had he turned his children gay?
And scene!
Next chapter, Homer finds that a lot of things seemed to be falling around him, and Lisa meets her friend. Marge has friends over that aren't her neighbours wives. Bart and Milhouse go out, having no idea they have become the 'Untouchable' kids that the other kids who live in Springfield wish they could talk to. Review/fav and follow!