Hahaha this fanfiction is so fucking cringy I need to rewrite all of it but I guess it's better to look to the future and make sure it never gets this cringy ever, ever again.

Welp, guess I'll just go slowly die inside a little bit more in the corner.

\\\\\What's What Guide\\\\\

Italics=Thoughts/Flashbacks

Bold= Darkness/Enemies

Underline= Voices over communication devices

Weird Text= Voices/Alter egos

Weird Text + Italics= Subconscious

Bold + Italics= Song Lyrics/Visions

Italics + Underline= Enchantments/Spells/Curses/Hexes/Etc.

Bold + Underline= Prophecies

Bold + Parentheses ()= Author's Note/End Note

Bold + Italics + Underline= Chart/Setting/Point of view

Percy's Pointof View

Percy's Dream

My vision cleared and suddenly I was in a dark-ish place filled with swirling nightmare-ish shapes and mist. It looked like I might of stumbled upon the Twilight zone. I was pretty sure this wasn't the Underworld, unless Hades renovated the place.

I looked down at my arms and saw that they were transparent almost, shimmering and ghostly white. I mean, I knew I had avoided going outside as often as possible but I didn't think I was that pale. "Where am I? This doesn't look like the Underworld," I wondered aloud. My voice sounded wrong, distorted and glitchy.

"Where are you? Well, that's what I would love to know as well. We're in your mind, or well, a dreamscape your mind conjured up. I haven't the faintest idea of where we are." A cold, amused voice -that sounded like it was female- said.

I whirled around to face the voice that suddenly appeared and gasped. A woman stepped out of the shadows, looking like she was made out of the shadows themselves. Black, the darkest black I had ever seen, was her hair. Dark, dark eyes that seemed like black holes, voids boring into my head. Pale, *phosphorescent skin, decked out in inky black swirling markings and elaborate tattoos that seemed like they were moving. That's when I realized- they were moving. Jewelry looking more beautiful -and dangerous- than any of Hephaestus' works crisscrossed up and down her arms. Robes that appeared to be made of shadows swished behind her as she walked. An elaborate crown made of some sort of black metal with silver filaments adorned her head. She made Nyx look like a bad punchline of a joke.

"Who.. who are you?" I whispered, I had never seen someone like her before. I didn't think she was Greek or Roman. She was something else- something way, way more powerful. Though I got the feel around her that I got around her that I got around Gaea -she wasn't fully awake and didn't have full power yet. And I got the feeling I wanted to keep it that way.

"You may call me*Yami Kage," the woman -Yami Kage- smiled at me. It was a dangerous smile, a predator's smile- one that sent shivers down my spine and shook the foundations of my soul. Whoever this was, I decided I didn't want to meet her again. "What-" my voice cracked and I cleared my throat "-what do you want with me?"

Yami Kage -though I doubted that was her real name- smiled at me revealing pearly white teeth that seemed a bit sharper than they should've been. I felt like I was looking a shark in the mouth, and I wanted to swim and get the fuck out of there as fast as I fucking could. "Who said I wanted something?" Yami Kage asked, looking amused.

I gave her an unimpressed look. "People like you always want something. Whether it's to kill me, send me on a quest that might kill me, or to have a stupid talk that will "help" me in some way, or recruit me for something that I don't care about. So. Which is it? "

The woman laughed. "You're as impertinent as they say, that's for damn sure. It is the last two, Perseus-"
"Percy," I corrected. I probably should have held my tongue, for fear of angering this other-worldy woman, but I really honestly didn't give a motherfuck.
The woman looked a little irritated and annoyed at me for interrupting her, but then she smoothed her features and laughed again, though I was almost 100% certain it was fake.

"What I want, Percy," Yami Kage said emphasizing my nickname. "Is for you to open your eyes. Tell me, how many people have stood up for you compared to those who have abandoned you? How many people have used you and lied about it? Used you for their own entertainment? When's the last time you felt loved, Percy? Really, truly loved and it didn't feel wrong?"

I swallowed harshly, trying to will the lump in my throat that seemed to choke me away, "What does that have to do with anything?" I spat angrily at her.

That seemed to be a mistake on my part because she grinned madly like the cat that got the canary. She'd baited me.

I should have known better, but my rage blinded me. She stalked forward like a wildcat stalking it's prey, and I fought the instinct to run. "Oh, I think you will find that it has to do with everything, Percy."

She said my nickname with a mocking undertone, as if she was insulting my name- and all it stood for. Chills seemed embedded in my very soul, and in that moment I remembered names have power.

"What did they do for you, Percy? Accuse you of crimes you didn't commit? Steal your mother from you? Send you on trying quests that killed good, honest people? Never telling you anything, even though it would make it easier if they just spilled. The gods are faithless, young one. They have corrupted children that slowly corrupt others. That Luke boy? He was merely trying to take a stand against what he thought -and was- wrong. You think he died for the gods, for the sake of the world? No, he died for those he cared about. Earth, the Milky Way, the universe, the multiverse- everything is polluted, unclean," Yami Kage studied me, waiting for my reaction.

I grit my teeth and tried to not get angry and lose my cool. She just threw Luke's name out there like he wasn't even worth mentioning to her. Who was this woman, and what did she want with me? "You're wrong," I choked out trying to swallow that damn lump that was going to kill me, "There-there's still hope. A-and what the hell do you mean by multiverse?"

The lady smiled as if my answer was to be expected and it amused her, "What does multiverse mean? Well, I think you know, young Percy. It means the other universes of course. There are many places in the multiverse. I, myself, am from another universe."

I took a deep breath, fighting off the panic that threatened to envelope me. Okay. Okay, she's either an alien or crazy. I mean, I knew there were aliens after the attack on New York (AN: Once again, this is a Marvel crossover, deal with it, I ran out of tags :/) and all, but different universes!?

"W-Why should I believe you? How do I know you're not lying?" The "are you crazy?" went unsaid but it was very clear to the both of them. And it was obviously not something I wanted to say, as there was now a sadistically grinning alien thing less than 5 feet away from me.

"Oh, I think it'll be quite easy to believe me after I show you this." She declared, smirking like a psychotic velociraptor. I opened my mouth to ask her what she meant, when I suddenly felt very dizzy. I tried to hold myself upright, but the world was spinning too fast and black spots were dancing in my eyes.

The last thing I heard was, "Now you can see for yourself what they did to me and Destruction."

Huh... where am I?

There was a tree a few feet away from me. It wasn't like any regular old tree, though. It was huge. It was taller than I could see up, and almost wider than where I could see sideways. There were floating lights everywhere, tinkling and jingling.. they almost seemed alive. I looked straight up, and my jaw dropped. Hundreds of thousands of branches and vines all crisscrossing everywhere, and strange creatures- that definitely weren't from Earth.

But, that led to the main question. Where was I? I obviously wasn't on Earth, hell.. I might not be in the same universe.

"So... you are the Terran hero named Perseus. You don't look like much, but looks can be deceiving. And.. considering what you've been through these past few months I don't expect you to look like the hero you are said to be."

I started, looking around wildly. I couldn't see anybody speaking, but then again, that didn't really mean much. "Who are you?" I inquired, my voice tense and cautious. "And what do you want with me?" I added, getting a tired sense of déjà vu.

"No need to be so cautious, little Sea Prince. I am not like my daughter. I bear you no ill will, Terran." The woman- it was definitely female (oh great another crazy alien lady)- chuckled. "I am merely curious. You seem to have caught my daughter's eye, not many can do that, much less a Terran.. a mortal Terran no less."

"That doesn't tell me who you are, though." I pointed out, "Or what you want with me. I highly doubt you're just curious, and if you are, then that's probably a bad thing. Bad things normally happen to me when deities are curious about me."

The woman laughed. "Good point, young Terran. I am the Grandmother."

"Grandmother like... the Godfather? Is "the Grandmother" a street name?"

He heard the woman sigh, as if she couldn't believe something. "I... oh, nevermind. Many people know me as the Tree of Life, young one." She waited, as if she had just said something stupefying, something that should have me quaking in my old, shitty Reeboks in awe. "Uh... okay.?" I said.

She sighed again, "Look, Perseus, Just know that what my daughter shows you is unfortunately the truth. Also know that it is wise to not look to the past and mourn over what we could have done. Better to look to the future and watch out for fatal mistakes."

I blacked out.

HELLOOOOOOO MY LOVELIES! I'M ALIVE!

Yeah, I was going to continue but then I realized that I probably wasn't going to finish that way for a few more days/weeks.

Seriously, I forgot to update and press "Publish" like the idiot I am.

So, yeah, we're leaving it there. The chapter's been at this point for two and a half weeks, it ain't gonna get better.

Alright! I have started working on "The New Trojan War| A Percy Jackson Fanfiction" to those of you who like my stories. It's Polympians.. well, the gods are dark! in this fanfiction... kinda. I don't really know what the endgame is, all I know is that Percy is basically the new Helen, he's like a human battery. Always giving others power, never running out.. through touching others. So, yeah, Percy is fucked.. quite literally! It's basically a mashup of The Gods Must Be Crazy on (you should check it out) and Conquest of Paradise by eri-quin (it's not finished it'll just be a disappointment but yeah go check it out too) with my own elements. Crazy shit.

I've started on the whole "Percy-is-the-grandson-of-Bast" thing. Called Long Live The King| A Percy Jackson/Kane Chronicles Fanfiction. It also has strong hints of Black Panther, because I can't help myself. In which Percy discovers he is a cat-shifter (cat-boy kinda hue hue hue) freaks out, goes to Annabeth for help, Annabeth freaks out and calls him a freak and monster (hey before you get super angry at her remember she had watched Percy choke a mcfucking primordial goddess to almost death. And to suddenly find out he's not human...), Percy, despairing goes to his mother. I'm not revealing more, but Sally may or may not be dead and tortured. Not published yet!

I've also been trying to finish the first chapter of The Thief God's Stolen Heart| A Hercy/Permes Story, my Hermes x Percy story. I've got a bad case of writer's block for that one though, so it might take a while. But yeah, basically Percy's a kleptomaniac with years of abuse behind him. Just read it. Or not.

I have a story where Percy never made it to camp. He became like an assassin mercenary gangster thing. It's basically like Deadpool and the Joker had an angry classy child. Major AU, no Percabeth (or Percy ships at all, methinks), no camp, Percy's not born in 1993.. then again.. he's not in this one either xD, don't know when Percy is born in this one, but in Riptide| A Percy Jackson Fanfiction Percy's born in 2004. Also, seeing as how Percy never made it to camp, he never got Anaklusmos. Percy might be a legacy of Venus. Jury's still out on that one. Annabeth is pretty much Annabitch, Thalia's a bitch, Nico is.. well, Nico (hrm hrm since Percy wasn't at Camp when Bianca died Nico won't have issues with him... Pernico? Maybe) the gods are all dark! sacks of crap (seriously you'll really hate them in this one). Oh yeah, it's called Riptide

I am deleting the Tale of the Stalker and the Sea because it is cringe upon cringe upon cringe. It was Percy x Apollo. I started back when I was in my so-cringy-it-hurts phase. I'm still in that phase, but I have my cringe roped in. Almost deleted this story too, but people read this and I am not disappointing them.

Well, if you guys have an idea for a story, message me! I'll consider it. And I won't get it done quickly, but I don't care if I have to crawl out of hell, I will finish a story I start.

Also! If you guys want a fic where Percy is the soulmate of the Olympians, let me know! I started one a while back but had to delete it because my mom saw it (hehe hi mom), so that was an exception to the finish-the-story thing.

Well, I think that's it, but probably not.

Happy Valentine's Day y'all!