Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored. Part Four

Luke's-

Luke stands there in shock after Lorelai storms off,

Babette walks over with Ms. Patty trailing behind her, "Luke, sweetie, did you upset Lorelai?"

Luke shakes his head, "I think so."

Ms. Patty laughs, "Luke, did you stop giving Lorelai her coffee fix?"

Luke shakes his head again as he glares at the door, "No. No, I didn't."

Babette sighs, "Lets hope she comes back."

Luke nods, "Let's hope so, she has my credit card."

Ms. Patty stares at him in shock, "Why does she, Mr. Stingy Pants?"

Luke rubs his face, "Rachel's birthday gift. She was supposed to help me get her something, but she probably won't now."

Hartford Mall-

Lorelai walks out of a men's clothing store and smirks, "Hmm, I hope everything fits."

She then walks by a Victoria's Secret before turning around and going inside.

5 Hours Later- Luke's-

Lorelai walks back into the diner with a ton of bags and smirk on her face as she hands him his credit card.

Luke takes it from her then raises his eye brow and crosses his arms, "What happened to not coming back in here until I broke up with Rachel?"

Lorelai laughs, "Oh Luke you are so naïve. I needed time to clear my head..." She pauses to take something out of one of the bags of clothes, "... Put this on. I bet it'll look great on you."

Luke shakes his head, "Lorelai, you used my credit card to buy me clothes? What about Rachel's gift?"

Lorelai smirks again, "I bought stuff for me. I needed some new stuff from Victoria's Secret."

She then motions back to the clothes in her hand, "Luke, please?? Pretty please try this stuff on."

Luke shakes his head, "No crazy lady. You are a mental patient."

Lorelai turns him around and pushes him to the diner's bathroom and hands him a pile of clothes, and leans up to graze his ear with her tongue then her lips before whispering, "I wanna see you in these. Go change pretty boy."

Luke complies with a look of shock but also a smirk playing on his lips, and heads into the bathroom.

Lorelai walks back out and sits on a stool at the counter and looks back at Ms. Patty and Babette and smiles, "Hi ladies. What's going on?"

They both smile at her and Ms. Patty speaks first, "Well doll. Is there something we missed?"

Lorelai cocks her head to the side and plays dumb, "What are you talking about?"

Babette laughs and points her finger towards where Luke was then crosses her arms, "Did you break him?"

Ms. Patty nods, "Luke's always had a thing for you, but he is actually really strange. He's been distant from Rachel lately too. Does this have something to do with you?"

Lorelai rolls her eyes and scoffs, right as Luke strolls out of the bathroom and over to Lorelai, "This is weird for me. I'm a flannel guy. This isn't it."

Lorelai gets closer to straighten his collar, and says with a touch of sweetness and sarcasm, "Well honey, you gotta look good to take your lady out in a date."

As she straightens his collar, Luke looks down at the price tag, " Holy shit. Lorelai this is expensive. Everything is going back to the mall."

Lorelai smacks the tag out of his hand before looking back up at him, "Luke, everything was on sale, I promise. I didn't spend as much as you're implying."

Lorelai leans back over to the counter to grab a belt for Luke and hands it to him are she asks him to do a turn around so she could see how he looked without the belt.

Lorelai nods, "Okay, try it out with the belt."

Luke groans, "Fine. I'll try it."

As Luke puts on the belt, Lorelai gets impatient and starts helping him.

Lorelai pulls up his shirt a little so she can find the loops easily, and Luke starts to feel her soft fingers touching his skin as she pulls the leather through the loops.

Luke moans quietly but not too loud, and starts arguing with Lorelai about how cold her hands are, "Lorelai can you hurry up because your fingers are as cold as ice."

Lorelai rolls her eyes as she gets to the last couple loops, "Almost done. There. Better?"

As she's straightening him up, they lock eyes.

Their moment ends when the sound of the bell on the door chimes, and Rachel walks in.

Rachel stares at them quizzically as she sets down her purse and clears her throat, which makes both Luke and Lorelai look at her.

Luke laughs and shakes his head, "Hey Rach. Lorelai was trying to help me find an outfit to take you out in for your birthday."

Lorelai smacks Luke playfully but awkwardly on the arm, as she cleans up his clothing so she can take it upstairs, "Yeah! I figured you'd enjoy a different kind of Luke for your big day."

Rachel crosses her arms and glares at Lorelai, "You can leave those down here. You can go."

Lorelai drops the bags and walks behind Luke and grabs his ass before walking by Rachel and glaring at her until she walks out of the diner.

Lorelai walks a bit down the street, before sneaking over to the diner and watching Luke and Rachel arguing.

All of the towns people are leaving them alone to argue, but Rachel finally calms down and kisses Luke.

Luke pulls away, "No. excuse you! If you suspected something all along, why are you still here?"

Rachel starts to cry, "I want YOU. That's why I'm still here."

Luke sulks, "What about those other times?"

Rachel wipes her eyes and puts her hands on her hips, "Lorelai. Lorelai has been the reason."

Luke squints But not before laughing at Rachel, "LORELAI??"

Rachel nods, "YES!! Tell me you don't have feelings for her? You can see it as clear as day. Especially at the firelight festival. That photo I took of you two, tells a story of two idiots who can't just tell each other how they feel. Am I right or am I right??"

Luke doesn't say a word but Rachel can tell what he wants to say by his face, "I knew it. I can't be with someone who's heart isn't in it."

Luke grabs her arm and leans in to kiss her, "Please Rachel, don't go. Please stay."

Rachel thinks for a second before speaking, "Lorelai has to go. I thought I could be buddy-buddy with her, but clearly she wants my man."

Luke shakes his head, "No. I'm not pushing away my best friend. Not doing it for anyone. Not even you."

Rachel starts to grab her bags to leave but Luke stops her, "Why didn't you tell me that you felt threatened by Lorelai?"

Rachel sighs and places a hand on Luke's shoulder, "Because I knew you'd fall into your feelings if I did."

She pauses then puts down her bags, "I'll stay here with you but you have to stop spending as much time with her as you have."

Lorelai hears the conversation from outside and smirks, "Oh Rachel you got a big storm coming honey. The biggest one yet.