AN : So SKOOLATOON gives me some pointer about my Fanfic. First, about the events on Prologue. I made my own Aftermath of The Outsider by Savato93 and Fugere Illusion : Life in Illusion by Vaati Star. Then I implemented one of Walfas Station Wagon works, What Really is a Gappy by Arcluz77 on DeviantArt. Please note that the works above belong to their respective authors. I'm sorry for failing to mention that in Prologue. Then grammar. I admit that my grammar is bad. That's because I'm better on making scripts. Since it's against rules to submit scripts as story, I must change it to proper story format. Sorry if the Prologue and First Chapter has bad manners (in literature). Next is OC introduction. If Yasei's introduction is look like Gappy Stu, I apologize for that. I'll explain what it means on incoming chapters. Last, dialogue. Just like what I said on grammar part, script writing is my specialty. This time, I'll try to not confuse the readers. Please check if this chapter still has flaws or not, so I can make next chapter better than this. For this chapter, Yasei will challenge Yukari on Hisoutensoku PvP match. Can he beat the Border of Phantasm, or Yukari dominates? Let's see on this chapter!

Wild Nerd's Strange Life Saga Chapter 2

Hisoutensoku Challenge : Yukari Yakumo

Previously…

While Yasei is searching for Kazekage's trail, he unexpectedly faced Sakuya Izayoi, the head maid of SDM. He didn't believe it at first, but after he slaps himself, he knows it is real, and then proceeds to fight Sakuya. Please note that when Touhou characters teleported to Outside World, their strength will be decreased. Slightly for notable characters, heavily for mediocre characters, and nullify small fries powers. That's why even though Sakuya's strength is slightly decreased, Yasei still got a hard time. She's one of Touhou Top 4, after all. Ultimately, Sakuya is going to finish Yasei in her world, but the latter somehow managed to escape. Yukari and Remilia are amazed to see Yasei's potential. And it seems he will be their main attention from now on…

Streets of Tokyo, Japan, Outside World…

"Phew… What a battle… I never expect that one of Gensokyo Girls would challenge me for real…"

Yasei is talking to himself. Indeed, he didn't really believe Gensokyo's existence until that time, when he must fight Sakuya if he wants to know where Kazekage is. Right now, he is going to his home, and he is bringing his notebook. (A type of laptop.) That's because he challenged Yukari on Hisoutensoku match and she is waiting there. (You know why.) With that thought in mind, he fastens his dash.

After he arrives there…

"Got a hard time passing through?" Yukari is sitting on the couch. She seems quite displeased. "That's just you, Yukari. I only have my speed, and it doesn't enough to beat Tokyo's density." Yukari sighed, knowing that Yasei is right. "All right. So, what is the format?" Yasei turns on his notebook and opens Touhou 12.3 Hisoutensoku folder. Then he made a local server. "Just one fight. I'll pick Okuu. You have your own device right, Yukari?" Yukari giggles. She was found out again. "Indeed. But don't you think she's sluggish?" Then she pulls out a laptop from her gap and proceeds to connect to Yasei's server. "You'll see soon. I never lose on Lunatic mode thanks to her." Soon after that, both Yasei and Yukari pick their characters. "Hope you can keep your claim. I'll pick myself, then. Decide the stage, host master." Yasei sighed. "Darn you, Yukari…"

Hisoutensoku Challenge (W for Yasei and V for Yukari)

Utsuho Reiuji (W) vs Yukari Yakumo (V)

Stage : Fusion Reactor Core

BGM : Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ~ Nuclear Fusion

Note : This is my first time making a fight commentary. Sorry if my comment is quite confusing. Yasei is controlling Utsuho, while Yukari using her own character. Weather effect is irrelevant in this fight.

Round 1

Just when Yasei about to move Utsuho to the edge of the screen… "Whoa!" Utsuho got hit by Yukari's danmaku! "How'd you like that?" Yukari smirks. Yasei seems rather mad. "Really you, Yukari…"

Then Yasei move Utsuho in evasive manner, in hope to find a hole, but he got hit by Yukari's kunai barrage and another danmaku!

"Kh…" Another evasive movement, and finally Utsuho slaps Yukari midair!

Just when Yasei about to execute a melee combo, Yukari moves her own character to opposite side!

Then she uses 'Ghostly Butterfly Hidden in the Zen Temple', but Yasei move Utsuho to opposite direction, only to get hit by another danmaku!

Yukari attacks Utsuho with a little pat, and Yasei retaliates with a heavy melee attack!

He didn't give Yukari a recovery chance, as Utsuho hit Yukari when she jumps!

Yasei is looking for a hole, when Utsuho got hit by Yukari's kunai barrage!

Then he found one, and hit Yukari with two heavy melee attacks!

When Utsuho about to give the third attack, Yukari uses 'Ghostly Butterfly Hidden in the Zen Temple' again, and this time, it hits!

Soon after Utsuho recovers, Yasei moves her to engage Yukari, and managed to give three-combo hit!

Then Yasei engaged Yukari again, and give her a slap! Yukari managed to defend herself from Utsuho's combo attack, nevertheless.

Yukari proceeds to give two heavy melee attacks to Utsuho, and combine it with 'Ghostly Butterfly Hidden in the Zen Temple', but Yasei managed to execute Utsuho's combo attack this time, and give him the win.

"Told you." Yasei smirks.

Round 2

Yasei is upgrading Utsuho's Shooting Star attack, and then he accidentaly executes Blazing Star "Fixed Star" only to get Utsuho hit by Yukari's danmaku!

Utsuho managed to evade the next barrages, before Yukari moves to opposite side. And Yasei give her a heavy melee attack from Utsuho!

Then he proceeds to evade 'Ghostly Butterfly Hidden in the Zen Temple' and kunai barrage before Utsuho got hit by random danmaku attack from Yukari!

Yukari hit Utsuho with danmaku again. When she launches the third danmaku, Utsuho grazes it and executes the combo attack!

Another 'Ghostly Butterfly Hidden in the Zen Temple', and Utsuho evades it.

This time, Yasei is familiar with Yukari's movements, and he managed to move Utsuho to evade Yukari's danmaku and kunai barrage, before she appears in the opposite side again. Soon after Utsuho grazed Yukari's danmaku, she executes another combo attack!

Soon after Yukari recovered, she gives Utsuho a heavy melee attack, and chained it with 'Urashima's Box, Filled with Lament', before hit her with danmaku midair!

Yukari is relentless, as she attacks with street signs that appear from below, and Utsuho got hit with that!

Then she uses another 'Urashima's Box, Filled with Lament', but Yasei move Utsuho to evade it, only to find Yukari defends from Utsuho's combo attack. Two similar attacks from Yukari, and both are evaded by Utsuho!

Yasei managed to execute the combo attack this time. But Yukari retaliates with her own combo attack, and chains it with two kunai barrages! Then Yukari gives the coup de grace by a heavy attack and underground kunai attack, giving her the win.

"Never underestimate me, boy." Yukari giggles.

Final Round

Yukari get a head start, as she gives Utsuho heavy blow with her combo attack!

Then she gives two kunai barrages, and Yasei responds by move Utsuho to engage Yukari, giving her another combo attack!

Utsuho declares her spellcard, Explosion Sign "Mega Flare"! But Yukari managed to defend herself for a short time, before she got knocked away.

Relentless, Utsuho evades kunai barrages and 'Urashima's Box, Filled with Lament', then proceeds to give Yukari a heavy stomp!

Yukari gives a heavy danmaku barrages, but Utsuho managed to give her a heavy melee attack!

Then Yukari got hit after she executes 'Ghostly Butterfly Hidden in the Zen Temple'!

Another one, but this time, Yukari managed to defend herself. Utsuho evades her attack, only to get hit by another attack, before she retaliates with her heavy attack!

Yasei gives Yukari a fatal blow by using Utsuho to evade all Yukari's attack and give her the final hit! The winner is Yasei!

Result : Utsuho Reiuji (W) vs Yukari Yakumo (V) = 2 against 1.

After the fight over…

"Phew… Got it? Okuu is the best character I used so far." Yasei proudly declares his records when playing Hisoutensoku using Utsuho. (Hey, he already did it before the fight!) "Fine." Yukari seems frustrated after she lost against Yasei on this challenge. Then she asks. "By the way, why this?" Yasei make his point based on the game he and Yukari played before. "Blank spell cards. Most Gensokyo residents have their own spell cards, right? I heard you give Simon Blackquill some for his stay in Gensokyo. And since I already won this, give me the card I needed, and I'll accept your invitation." Yukari then smiles. "So be it. Still, I never expect you would be able to use any conditions to your advantage, Yasei-kun." Not even flinched, Yasei counters. "I'd prefer you to call me without –kun suffix, Yukari. And I'm sure you already done with my resignation anyway." Amazed with that, Yukari giggles. "Interesting. Not only guts, you even got logic to sum it up. What do you say, then?"

But Yasei is already gone!

"Hm… Is my persuasion isn't enough for him?" Yukari talks to herself, and interrupted. "Do you think I would leave this chance? It's been many years since I last met her." Yasei is standing on the door, and it seems he already put his firearms on his backpack. "And you still didn't give me blank spell cards." He even remembers what he just said few minutes ago. "Fascinating. But you can't use real bullets in Gensokyo. It's against rules." Yukari told Yasei about basic rules of Spell Card Duel. "I got it. So, since I couldn't go to SDM at my current level, perhaps you could help me with that, Yukari?" Again, Yasei asks Yukari for her help. It seems Yukari accepted the condition. "All right. I'll help you with that, but you must help yourself after I teleport you to Human Village."

Now Yasei is surprised. From what he heard, humans from Outside World mostly drifted to random places in Gensokyo. "Hey, I thought that most humans just dropped somewhere in Gensokyo." Yukari smirks. She decided to tease Yasei. "You don't want my help, then?" Yasei sighed. He wouldn't fall for that. "Not like that. I say, give me some blank spell cards and help me with my firearms, then I'll try to adjust myself with Gensokyo reality." Basically, he needs some experience. Then Yukari giggles.

"Hehehe… I see… Here. Some blank spell cards and two pocket of energy crystals. Since you respect me, you deserve it." She gives the items to Yasei, and the boy put the crystals on his backpack pockets. "Thanks. I'm sure this will come in handy. I wouldn't want to end killed by you, obviously. Not at my current level, that is." Yasei is reminded by a certain person who would've got killed because not respecting Yukari. "Oh, so you want to challenge me?" Yukari is grinning after hearing Yasei's statement. "I will, on time."

Hearing that determination, Yukari decided that she would like to see Yasei's struggle in Gensokyo. "Very well. I'll give you a warning. Once you enter Gensokyo, you'll never come back. You might've killed or assassinated. But if you survive, you got the rights to challenge me." Yasei makes an 'oh sure' smile. "It's decided, then." Yukari still has some surprise for Yasei. "You would need a map, right? Here." She gives the most recent map of Gensokyo to the boy. "How convenient. Is this a tutorial?" Yukari smiles. "Only for those who respects me, boy." Yasei took his backpack and made his minds. "Okay, mind take me to Gensokyo?"

With that, Yasei decided to enter the world of fantasy and live a new life. (Yasei : Yeah. I decided.) But first he must train himself to be used with Gensokyo's daily life. (Yasei : Of course. Even though I'm the former secret weapon, I still need to get some experience, you know.) Can he survive and claim his title there? (Yasei : Okay. First round, here I come!) (James : Don't be too reckless, Yasei-kun…)

AN : Sorry for the delay. The Hisoutensoku fight between Yasei and Yukari is the hardest thing to make, since I must play it myself to emulate the fight. Then, about the part after fight. Yasei made some reference to InstaGimp's Crossover Fanfic, Turnabout Incident: The Twisted Prosecutor of Fear. This is where I took blank spell cards reference and implement it here. About Yukari calling Yasei with –kun suffix, I wouldn't let her do that. (Yukari : Why not?) (James : I'm his author, you know. And do you want me to call ZUN-sama?) (Yukari : Oops.) (James : Got you.) (Yasei : Good one, James.) Some might wonder why Yukari didn't went mad when talking with Yasei, and even having fun with him. It's all about respect. Lucy Thesda almost dies because she doesn't respect Yukari at all. Thanks for the references, Savato93. And about this part, "It's been many years since I last met her", Yasei is referring to Sanae, as written on First Chapter. If you ask about the crystals, it's indeed the same as those Patchouli give to Lucy on The Outsider Chapter 14. However, Yasei will use it on different way. Still suspecting Yasei as Gappy Stu? *sigh* As his name suggest, he is Japanese. So it's natural for him to be quick-witted. Yukari even praised Yasei as smart outsider that can debate with her. Not many outsiders that can debate with Yukari, you know… (References in Prologue and First Chapter.) Did I write too much again? Seems this will be some tendency now… Anyway, please leave review and critics. Once again, thanks for your pointer, SKOOLATOON. Please give me more pointers so I can write better by time. With that, see you on the next chapter!