A little bit later they all sat at the dining room table. Yoongi had first sat down on the black leather couch, but Namjoon had threatened him that he would kill him if even the tiniest food crumbs were left on the couch.
"Guys, that's my responsibility. If you make anything dirty or damaged here, Jackson will probably never allow me to enter his house again. "
After him saying that Yoongi raised his eyebrows. "Which of us has the well-earned nickname 'God of destruction' again?"
Namjoon said nothing because he knew his friend was right. He was the one who practically broke everything he touched. His IQ of 148 couldn't help him in that matter.
He had recently bought a pair of new sunglasses which broke just the moment he tried to put them on. Nobody was even surprised if he broke something at this point. Not even Namjoon himself.
Yoongi had made no move to leave the sofa, so Jin grabbed his hand and practically pulled him to the table. Yoongi didn't even try to fight back, because with his small height and low muscle strength, he knew he had no chance.
After the grumpy boy sat down on one of the chairs, Jin brought a pot of steaming spaghetti from the kitchen and set it in the middle of the table surface.
Sometimes the boys called him "Mum" for fun because he was constantly preparing the food and mothering them pretty much. Did someone have too dark circles under their eyes? Jin prepared a calming tea and convinced his friend to go to bed. Their rooms were not cleaned up? Jin complained until the others were so annoyed that they eliminated the mess.
It was better to clean up their own rooms anyway, because if they didn't, Jin did, and he organized everything in such a way that the boys could not find their own belongings anymore.
Jungkook's mouth watered when he saw the food. He had not eaten since early morning, and even then, he had only one toast, since he was way too occupied thinking about the previous night.
As he put the spaghetti on his plate, he skillfully ignored Taehyung, who probably deliberately took a seat next to him.
Due to his "problem" in the water, the table had already been set when he entered the house.
He had tried desperately to think of dead puppies and naked wrinkly old women for minutes to get rid of the bulge in his pants.
"Are there enough beds for us here?", asked Hoseok.
A justified question, Jungkook thought.
Namjoon shook his head. "There are two bedrooms, the sofa here and the couch in the basement.
But I think Jimin and Yoongi will sleep together in one of the beds. "
"But Hyung, Yoongi snores incredibly loud; I won't be able to fall asleep besides him!", Jimin whined.
"Then you just have to spend time with something other than sleeping," Hoseok winked at the two.
Yoongi punched him in the shoulder.
"But then we won't be able sleep", Jin smiled. A noodle hung out of his mouth.
„Don't speak with your mouth full," Jimin criticized.
Taehyung was remarkably quiet during the table talk. Jungkook was quite relieved because of that, since he didn't know how he would have reacted hearing his dark voice right now.
Jungkook devoured more noodles than were probably good for him. But if he ate, that meant he didn't have to think.
"I'll take the second bed," Jungkook said without looking up from his meal.
"Me too," Taehyung replied calmly. The youngest winced and turned his head around to his best friend. He remembered what Taehyung had asked him in the water, but wasn't sure if Tae had meant it seriously, or if he just intended to make him flustured.
While Jungkook's body was definitely ready for 'That,' he was not sure if his mind was.

Suddenly he felt a hand on his neck, which started stroking his fine short hairs there and left a tingling feeling on his skin. He glared at Taehyung; but the other boy didn't even look in his direction and had his eyes directed on the other side of the table.
But the slight smile on his lips told Jungkook that Taehyung knew exactly what he was doing.
He wanted to have the upper hand and look like he was unbothered by everything.
Jungkook pressed his lips together and put his hand unceremoniously on the thigh of the older. He was determinate to proof that he wasn't the only one who was whipped here.
He felt Taehyung flinch under his touch, but still, he had his eyes fixed firmly away from the Youngers face. Jungkook knew he was capable to do the same. He turned his eyes away from his friend and moved his hand slightly closer to his crotch.
"Jin, the food really tastes fantastic," he said with a smug look, dragging the word 'fantastic' out in lenght.
A grin spread across Jin's face. "Thanks, Jungkookie."
As Jungkook's hand continued to move upwards, Taehyung's had clawed at the back of his neck.
"Guys, do you remember the girl from last night? The one I was preoccupied with?"
„The one you couldn't dick down because of Tae?", Hoseok laughed.
„At least I'm getting some, which is something you can not say for yourself."
"Maybe I'm waiting for the ‚One'", Hoseok said.
"Nobody waits for the ‚One'. Ugly people say that because they don't get any action."
Hoseok drew in a sharp breath. "Did you just say that I'm ugly?"
"I wouldn't dare, Hyung", he winked at the older one.
"Trust me, that girl was fucking thirsty for me. I just wanted to bring her to bed, because she drank a lot, but then she pulled me down by my sweatshirt ribbons and kissed me."
The fingers in his neck clawed deeper into his skin, an indication that Taehyung indeed understood that Jungkook was not talking about the girl at this point.
„She was so desperate for me that she couldn't hold back her moans even tho we didn't even do anything yet. She was all worked up just because of the foreplay.", he continued and pinched Taehyung's thigh. His hips jerked up hardly noticeable but Jungkook was aware of his reaction.
Yoongi huffed. „Don't bother with the details."
„Stop being an asshole", Jimin said to Jungkook.
"You ever heard of faking it, Kookie? Girls do that a lot, so their partners won't lose any confidence. Maybe she was just acting", Taehyung said.
„Oh I don't think so. She was so wet that if I would've continued I probably would've been able to swim in it."
„Ugh", Jin lowered his fork and stopped chewing. Hoseok made a throwing-up sound.
"I cannot believe I'm friends with you", Jimin said.
„Me neither", Yoongi vocalized. "But this applies to everyone here."
"Hey!", Jimin interrupted him.
"I'm sucking your dick, so you're not my friend."
Jimin blushed.
"Friends can suck each others dicks tho", Taehyung argued, whereupon Jungkook felt heat between his legs for probably the tenth time today.
As revenge he put his hand on Taehyung's lap and slid his hand over his crotch.
He heard his friend's breath hitch. Now it was his time to look smug.
The others didn't seem to notice.
"Can we stop talking about sucking dick? I'm too straight for this shit."
„So is spaghetti until it gets wet", Jin winked.
Namjoon and Hoseok groaned and Jungkook let out a nervous laughter.
"That's a great metaphor, Hyung. And so fitting", Namjoon gestured to the now empty pot.
"Thanks. I'm trying to be inspiring and deep, you know?"
„I think I have to google pics of Megan Fox to forget the pictures I have in my head because of you guys."
„I'll do the same but with pics of Brad Pitt", said Jin.
„Well I don't have to use my imagination for that."
„You are dating Brad Pitt, Jimin-ssi? You didn't tell me that", Jin said teasingly.
„Me neither", Yoongi said and grinned.
„Fuck off, I meant that I don't have to imagine things because I have someone to have sex with.
A real person. Out of flesh and blood."
„Me too."
Silence.

It took Jungkook a moment to realize that it was Taehyung who had spoken.
"Since when?", Yoongi raised an eyebrow, his expression indicating that he didn't believe the younger.
"Yesterday." Jungkook saw Taehyung's growing smirk and felt his friend's hand leave his neck to move it under his shirt.
"I met someone."
A chill ran down Jungkook's back and he stiffened as Taehyung's hand left a hot trail on his spine. He could see Jimin on the other side of the table with big eyes apparently understanding what was going on between the two friends.
Jungkook would've felt embarassed by it but Tae's hand touching him was just really distracting and honestly, he couldn't care less.
„That's great Taehyungi", Namjoon smiled.
"Is he pretty?", Jin asked.
Jungkook pinched Taehyung's thigh and lifted his glass with his other hand and took a sip.
Taehyung nodded and a mysterious smile spread on his beautiful face.
"You know, he actually looks a lot like our maknae here", he winked. He fucking winked.
And Jungkook choked on his water.
"You good?", Taehyung patted him on the back.
"Yeah, I'm fine", he pursed his lips. He wanted to hit the older boy, so his smug facial expression would disappear. Or press his lips to his, resulting in him shutting up.
„That's a weird comparison to make with a friend", Yoongi said and looked suspicious.
Yoongi always was very observant and it was really hard to keep secrets from him.
„Well I am damn pretty tho", Jungkook said and looked into Taehyung's eyes a little too long to make it seem like a strictly platonic stare.
Taehyung looked right back at him which made Jungkook feel all hot and tingly.
„I think I'm going to sleep now, Kookie you coming?", Taehyung stood up so that Jungkook's hand that recently touched the older's thigh fell onto the wooden chair.
He tried to breathe through his noise wanting he keep a steady rhytmn while breathing.
„Nah, I'm afraid I have to pass, Hyung. I would rather stay here."
Taehyung's smug facial expression fell for a moment but he quickly recovered and put on a fake smile. „You sure?"
No he wasn't. „Yes."
Taehyung shrugged. „Okay, see you later."
„Hmh", Jungkook answered with an incoherent word.
„Am I just imagining this or are they flirting with each other?", Namjoon asked Jimin, whispering in his ear so nobody would hear him.
„Who knows? But I'm definitely enjoying the show."
„Me too", added Yoongi who secretly had listened to the conversation.
„Me second", Hoseok whispered.
„Me third", Jin uttered.

But Jungkook and Taehyung didn't notice because they were way too busy staring at each other.
And when Taehyung left just so Jungkook could follow him a few minutes later, nobody was even surprised anymore.