I decided to rewatch the Universe Survival arc again after a long time, and immediately realized... I could lewd (art) all the female characters, couldn't I? Then, things lead to one another, and now I sort of have Jerez (U2 God of Destruction), Rozie, and Vikal in a yuri shipfest with each other.
...yeah.
...and then the thought of the King of All, in his/their childlike innocence, demanding someone to be his/their mother amused me, and then... uh... yeah. I'm not really sure what was going on in my mind either, but uh, yeah.
The King of All, the most powerful being in the entire existence of... well, existence itself, wasn't quite sure where they exactly came from.
Well, to be specific around two things... one was that now, they were the Kings of All. Credits to Son Goku for bringing him his new friend- another him.
The second was that... it was more a case of him not remembering such trivial thing.
But now that he saw the angel of Universe 7 come visit the Grand Priest, their relationship as son and father came back to him.
And thus the Kings of All now wondered...
"...hey, how does it feel to have a dad?" the King of All asked.
"How does it feel?" the Future King of All asked.
Whis and the Grand Priest exchanged glances.
"Oh, my. I guess... it feels natural, I should say?" Whis answered. "Forgive me, great King of All. I am not sure how to explain it..."
"I see. What a shame," the two Kings of All said and sighed.
The Grand Priest smiled. "Dear Kings of All, you shouldn't lose hope. I'm quite sure these things are better experienced than explained."
Whis raised an eyebrow. "How do you propose the great Kings of All experience parenthood, father?"
"Hmm... why not have a trial adoptive parent?" he suggested.
"Trial?" King of All repeated.
"Adoptive?" Future King of All repeated.
The Grand Priest nodded with a smile. "Some species, in all universes, take certain individuals and label themselves as their guardians or parents. I believe such a thing would let one experience something similar to parenthood."
The two Kings of All exchanged glances. "...that! Yeah! Adoptive!" they chanted.
Whis frowned. "Father, who do you propose become their temporary adoptive parent?"
"You can have your universe's Son Goku be their father, can't you?" the Grand Priest said. "They do get along really well..."
"That is true, but..." Whis paused and recollected everything he knew about Goku's life. Considering how often the Saiyan came to train with him, there's no way he spends that much time with his family. "...no, he probably isn't that good of a father," he eventually replied.
"'Probably'?"
"Ohoho, let's leave it at that," Whis said.
The Grand Priest scratched his head. "Then perhaps a mother would do. Do you know any good female individuals who might be willing to care for the great Kings of All?"
Whis blinked and thought back to Bulma, who continuously took brave actions like hitting Beerus. She was a brave mother, but definitely risky and probably annoying to many, albeit she does have motherhood experience. "...I don't think so."
"Well, that's a shame, then," the Grand Priest said. "I'm sorry, great Kings of All. It seems we cannot help."
"Aw."
"Aw."
The two exchanged glances.
Then, quickly going through all lives in the twelve universes, the two Kings of All nodded.
"Call the Universe 2 God of Destruction."
"Call the Universe 2 God of Destruction."
Whis and the Grand Priest exchanged glances.