Many days had passed since the Tournament of Power. Regrettably, her universe did not win.
But after hearing that a selfish wish would've caused all universes to be erased, a certain Goddess was starting to appreciate Universe 7's fighters. It wasn't everyday you'd find someone who'd restore some other universe, especially when they themselves came from a different universe.
Jerez was rather satisfied. The stupid fight was over, she's now alive again, the King of All wasn't in a bad mood, and best of all, she's alive again.
Did she mention, she's alive again?
Yes, she's alive again.
Now, she's lying around lazily on her precious royalty pillow (if that's even a thing, don't question it) and helping herself to some lovely grapes. What's with the relationship between royalty and grapes? She never bothered to question that, and shall never do so.
Her angelic attendant- who was admittedly actually an angel as well- Sour, suddenly twitched.
She paid it no mind.
Then Sour said something to his staff.
She paid it no mind.
Then Pell- Universe 2's Supreme Kai- teleported into the room. "A-are you for real!?" he shouted.
She paid it no... Jerez gritted her teeth. He was being loud. But after sighing, she paid it no mind.
Sour nodded. "Let's go, Jerez."
"...huh?" Jerez got up and turned around, just as Pell touched her shoulder.
The two suddenly appeared at a familiar, gloomy place. The dark insides of the King of All's Palace.
She immediately recognized this place. "W-what the hell!?" she shrieked. The woman turned around and grabbed Pell by the throat. "What the hell is this!? What's going- why was I- what!?"
"Gah- c-calm down p-p-please! It's just- urk-" Pell foamed.
Sour sighed and patted the woman. "The Kings of All has called for you. Don't make a ruckus here now."
Jerez blinked. Then she paled. What the hell!? What do those damn brats want with me? She sighed and obediently followed the angel and Supreme Kai. What did I do wrong? Is it because I'm slightly slacking? Was I accused of something? Her eyes darkened. Did I... become a target to every other universe?
"We're here."
O-oh. "O-oh." She knelt down. "J-jerez, Universe 2's God of Destruction, at your service!" Damn brats!
"It's fine."
"It's fine."
She raised her head to the sight of two Kings of All. Ah. Right. That Son Goku did something, I hear. I can never get used to this. She gulped.
The King of All smiled. "We want a mother," he said.
"A mother," the Future King of All echoed.
Jerez blinked. What? "Uh... o-okay...?"
They exchanged glances. "We don't have a mother," the King of All continued.
"Don't have one," the Future King of All said.
"...I... see...?"
Then they smiled. "Be our mother!"
"Be our mother!"
Jerez's mind blanked out. Silence took over for a few seconds. "...um, can you r-repeat that?" she asked.
The Kings of All exchanged glances again. "Be our mother!" they both chimed at the same time.
Jerez's mouth dropped. Then she turned to Sour and Pell for help- but they were too busy holding in their (obvious) laughters. Her face began turning red, from rage. But she can't allow the Kings of All to see her petty self right now, so wondering what to do, she turned back to the two omniscient kings. "B-but dear Kings of All! You, uh, you need a set of two parents! Y-you can't have a mother alone!" she said.
"Eh." The Kings of All blinked. "...find our father!" they chimed.
What the hell! Jerez bit her nails. What should I do... damn it! Grab a random man then! She turned to Pell. "Pell! Go grab someone from our universe, anyone!" she ordered.
"Eh, uh, I- I mean, okay!" Pell shrieked. "Kaikai!" then he disappeared.
Jerez sighed. Pell was an incompetent person, but surely he'd know how to grab a random man off the streets. She could have Sour explain the circumstances to the family and relatives of whoever was brought later.
Within seconds, Pell teleported back.
Yes! Jerez turned to the person next to Pell.
...a familiar purple-haired girl in her human form. It was Rozie, or Su Roas, one of the Kamikaze Fireballs who helped fight for her universe during the tournament.
The Kings of All tilted their heads. "Two mothers?" they asked together.
Jerez felt her head close to exploding. "Pell... you... dimwit! Why would you bring her!?" she screamed.
Ignoring the confused and shocked Su Roas, she stomped towards the Supreme Kai who shrieked with terror.
"H-hiiiii! I-I'm sorry! I was panicking!" he said.
The Universe 2 God of Destruction groaned. "We're all going to die!" she rasped.
"E-eh. Did I... did I do something wrong...?" Su Roas asked, still unsure about what was going on.
Jerez glared at her. "You very darn well did!"
Suddenly, the two Kings of All cheered. Everyone stared at them, confused.
"...?"
They turned to Jerez. "Two parents make a set!" the King of All said.
"We have a set!" the Future King of All chimed.
"B-but, they're both gi-"
Jerez suddenly covered Pell's mouth. She was pale, but she realized something inside her mind. These brats don't know shit about parents- they don't know it has to be a man and a woman! She began to grin. They don't know the difference between a father and a mother! "Y-yes, yes, you're right!" she suddenly said. "W-we'll take this responsibility, dear Kings of All!"
"Huh? But-" Su Roas began, but her mouth was also covered.
"Good! Good! You're both our mothers now!" the two Kings of All cheered.
At that point, Su Roas began to wonder if she even wanted to know what this was all about.
...Sour stifled another laugh, to Jerez's dismay.
