SMG4 parks his mini-van at the beach, and the group heads to a small yacht.

"SMG4, this is your boat right?" Luigi felt a bit nervous, as he knew SMG4's extensive list of robberies.

"Of course it is, Luigi! Who do you think I am, a criminal?" SMG4 gave the helm a spin and started the engine.

Mario was already raiding the fridge inside the yacht searching for his holy spaghetti. Bowser brought his chef kit, and was already cooking something.

"Hey Bowser, can I help you cook?" Meggy cheerfully asked.

Everyone turned towards Meggy and yelled,

"NO!"

"Fine, jeez..."

The yacht started sailing away from the beach, and towards the horizon. Steve finally returned from his 1-hour long crap.

"Where the fuck is my boat?!" Steve started spastically yelling, while frantically looking for his stolen boat.

Tari was searching for an outlet. Unable to find any, she came over to SMG4.

"Um.. SMG4, are there any outlets here? I.. uh, wanna play Super Smash eachother in the ass Bros."

"Sorry Tari, there's no televisions here."

Boopkins fell down from above while exclaiming:

"Don't worry Tari! I brought my 4k ultra TV with a solar powered generator so we can watch anime together!"

Tari smiled, and followed Fishy Boopkins to one of the rooms in the yacht.

"Oh! Meggy, I know how much you love anime too!" Meggy froze in fear remembering last time Boopkins forced her to watch anime, but before she had a chance Boopkins dragged her to the room and shut the door.

"NOOOOOO!"

"Don't worry Meggy, you'll love it! I even brought the squid girl anime." Boopkins started playing the anime on the TV.

On the deck, Mario, Toad, and Luigi were playing cards.

"Mario, I use-a my flamethrower attack on your pikachu!" Luigi thrust his charizard card towards Mario.

"Uhh.. I'ma go fish." Mario was confused as usual, and he held up a McDonald's coupon as his card.

"I thought we were playing Blackjack?" Toad replied. Luigi just sighed.

"Nevermind, guys..."

"Hey Luigi, want to help me create my new hot single?" Bob was right behind Luigi, causing the poor plumber to jump straight into the air.

"AAAAAAAH!"

"Bob, didn't you quit your rapping career like last week?" SMG4 wondered if Bob had short-term memory.

"Oh, right."

"Mario is-a hungry!" Mario sprinted towards the kitchen, and starts shaking Bowser.

"BOWSER! Where's Mario's spaghetti?!"

Bowser threw Mario to the ground and yelled,

"There's no pasta onboard you idiot! You ate the last pieces of spaghetti!"

Mario falls on the floor and starts crying and babbling. Bowser just goes back to his cooking.

Meggy had enough of Boopkins's anime bullcrap and broke through the door, much to Boopkins' dismay. She went back to the deck, but nearly tripped into the water whilst doing so.

"This is going so well! Normally something bad would've happened to us by now." SMG4 was glad that for once no evil aliens attacked or some fish monster tried to eat them. This was until Luigi's eyes popped out of their sockets as he pointed at the horizon while quivering in fear.

"S-SMG4!! There's a h-huge storm coming ahead..!"

SMG4's smile vanished in an instant as he looked towards Luigi's direction.

"Well, shit."

Bob simply shook his head:

"You guys are such pussies. It's just a little storm, it's not like it's a hurricane or something."

Toad checked the weather app on his phone. Displayed on the screen was in bright red, comic sans text reading, "HURRICANE AHEAD, YOU'RE FUCKED!".

Tari, Boopkins and Bowser had come to the deck to check out the commotion. Everybody silently looked at eachother.

"WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIE!" SMG4 started screaming, and everyone else soon followed—except for Bob and Meggy, of course.

The wind began howling, and the waves started thrashing against the yacht, swaying it side to side. There were many times the boat nearly fell on its side, but it managed to not sink. After about half an hour of terror, the waves seemed to calm down.

"Did we-we make it?" SMG4 couldn't believe it. 'His' yacht was safe and sound!

A chorus of cheers came from the crew, however it was all for nothing as a giant wave smashed the boat and sent its occupants flying.

The last thing Mario heard was faint, but audible:

"Ow, my ovaries!"