Mario woke up, feeling pain from his head

"Oohh.. mamma mia.."

He stood up and surveyed his surroundings. He was in a sandy beach, surrounded by wreckage from the ship. He heard a voice behind him, yelling for his attention.

Meggy was on a small piece of wood, struggling to avoid falling into the deadly water.

"Mario! Help me! If I fall into the water I'm a goner!"

Mario smiled a prideful grin, and exclaimed:

"Don't-a worry Meggy! Mario is going to save you!"

He threw his clothes off and dove into the water naked. Meggy's eyes grew about two-times larger, and she started paddling the wood she was on away from Mario.

"Nevermind!! Don't save me!"

Before he could reach Meggy, however, Fishy Boopkins swam up and appeared out of nowhere, and pulled Meggy towards the beach.

"I got you Meggy!" Boopkins smiled.

"Thanks, but this doesn't make up for the anime thing..." Meggy turned to Mario, who was spinning around in the water, and threw a piece of wood at him. Mario was hit in the head, and he swam back to shore and put his clothes back on.

"Mario is-a hungry."

"But Mario, we have to find the others, like Bob!" Boopkins started running across the beach, looking for his friends.

"He's right Mario, c'mon!" Meggy chased after Boopkins.

"Fine!" Mario went after the two of them.

Fishy Boopkins saw two legs dangling, with the rest of the body stuck in the sand. Angry cursing could be hears from it too. Boopkins recognized the muffled voice, it was SMG4! He tried to pull him out, to no avail.

"Meggy! Mario! Help me save SMG4!" This time, the three of them yanked SMG4 out of his confinement in the sand.

"Ah jeez, my head. Where the fuck are we?" SMG4 had never seen this place before, despite having been across the world on crazy adventures.

"I don't have any idea. Hey SMG4, don't you have a cellphone?" Meggy knew SMG4 was sort of a tech addict.

"Ahh yeeeees!" SMG4 pulled out his cellphone.

"Oh shit, only 2% battery! I gotta see the newest memes quick!"

Meggy facepalmed as SMG4 wasted his last 2% on some unfunnny memes. She remembered she also had a phone, and she grabbed her squid-shaped cellphone.

"No service. Great." Meggy sat down in defeat.

"Cheer up Meggy!" Fishy Boopkins pulled her hand, "We should explore that cave! Maybe there's treasure!"

Mario looked at the cave opening in awe,

"Oooh, Mario's tunnel of-a Doom, very scary!"

"Eh, not like we have anything better to do." SMG4 said, while entering the cave. Mario crawled behind SMG4, while muttering: "Moving on the ground, moving on the ground". Boopkins was terrified, and clung to Meggy's arm, despite having barely entered the cave. Meggy patted his head.

"This cave is pretty boring. There's nothing goi—" Before SMG4 could finish, the entire cave started shaking. The entrance to the cave was suddenly blocked thanks to a cave-in. The four were now stuck inside the cave.

"Ooh, Mario thinks we are fucked." Mario tried breaking the rock, but his attempts were in vain. They had no choice but to keep going down the cave.

"Uhh.. ohh.. it's so dark!! I'm scared!" Boopkins hugged Meggy even harder, and she sighed.

"Good thing I brought my emergency torch." SMG4 pulled a Minecraft torch out of seemingly nowhere, and it caught on fire, lighting up the cave.

Unexpectetly, they realized that about 50 bats were surrounding them. One of the bats was larger, and had a darker color. He started squeaking:

"How dare you humans enter our cave!" He turns to the other bats, "It's raping time!" The bats squeaked and started swooping at the squad.

"I wish I had spaghetti right about now." Mario remembered the last time he ate spaghetti, which was about 50 minutes ago.

Meggy and SMG4 got into a fighting pose, while Boopkins hid behind them. Mario was just spinning around yelling, "Wheeeeeee!".

10 bats flew at the group. Meggy slapped the first one away, and SMG4 started swinging his arms back and forth doing karate chops while yelling excessively, knocking several bats over. Boopkins threw a rock at a bat, and knocked it out cold.

This only pissed off the bats, and the rest of them charged forwards, including the bat leader.

SMG4 held the torch up, saying: "Out of this house! Out of this house!" Many bats were unfortunate enough to be near the torch, and caught fire instantly. Meggy punched a bat in the face, and smacked a bat coming in from behind her.

Eventually all the bats were killed or knocked out, and the bat leader realized he was fucked. He tried to make a run for it, but Mario was one step ahead of him.

"Hey stinky!" Mario slammed the bat leader to the floor.

"W-who are you?!" The bat leader cried. Mario pulled out a pair of shades out of seemingly nowhere, and put them on. "It's-a me, Mario, motherfucker!" He jumped on the bat and squashed it, a coin popping out of what used to be a bat.

Meggy and SMG4 high-fived, and Mario checked to see if any of the bats had any food on them.