Glitchy4 flipped around and screamed, "WHAAT?!"
SMG3 laughed, "Welcome to my evil lair!" He started laughing maniacally before having a coughing fit.
SMG4, completely baffled, yelled, "WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON!?"
SMG3 looked away and said, "My plan to become the evilest villain was almost complete. All I needed was to get rid of you and your meddling friends! But in the end you guys came to me!"
Bob came forward, "HeY yOu StUpId FaTaSs I hAvE a CoNcErT tO gO tO, lEt Me OuT nOw!" He shook the bars but it would not budge.
"Have fun and rot in there!" SMG3 left the prison block, with two shy guy guards behind him. Tari started freaking out, and Fishy Boopkins had to stop her from hyperventilating. Bowser tried to breathe fire towards SMG3 but it was to no avail.
"God dammit! I thought SMG3 retired from being a villain! Why is he suddenly back?" SMG4 boiled with rage, and released his anger on the cell door, leaving his hand bruised. "Hey! Shut up! Some people are tryna sleep here!" Toad snarled, laying his head on the floor in an attempt to gain some sleep.
Mario leaped into the center of the crowd while yelling his signature "yahoo", and got everyone's attention, "Don't-a worry guys! Mario's got a plan!" The group seemed intrigued and listened in. Mario began explaining his brilliant plan in a hushed voice.
In the middle of Mario's explanation, Boopkins looked around. "Hey, where's Luigi?" he wondered.
The younger brother peered out his hiding spot on the branch of a tree. During the quick battle where his friends were captured, Luigi was able to climb up a tree unnoticed. A sense of dread filled him as not a single familiar face was visible.
Slowly but surely, he made it back to firm ground. "H-huh?" Luigi began hearing a faint noise, but unable to distinguish it. Cautiously, he walked towards it. Climbing on a fallen tree log, he reached a large clearing in the forest. Luigi gasped at what he saw; an entire shy guy village, full of working shy guys and shy guy children. Banners displaying SMG3's face were also placed around the village. Luigi had to find a way in, so he stealthily crept along the edges of the village boundaries. One lone shack, the farthest from any other building, became Luigi's first target. Walking inside, he realized the house owner was having a shower in the upstairs floor. He quickly grabbed a spare shy guy mask and put it on, hoping his disguise would work.
Venturing into the village itself, a green shy guy went face-to-face with disguised Luigi. Luigi held his breath as the shy guy suspiciously eyed him. "Oh! You must be a shy guy from the other island!" Having no idea what the shy guy meant, Luigi desperately nodded, not muttering a word. He was relieved when the shy guy left him alone, and continued his trek to save his friends.
Near the center of the village, Luigi noticed some sort of commotion. A red shy guy, with fairy wings on its back, was yelling and begging for help. Luigi approached him and asked what was wrong. The shy guy stared crying and stuttering, "T-this morning.. I woke up, and my wife wasn't next to me in bed! Somebody stole her!" Tears streamed from his face as Luigi said, "Oh no! Don't-a cry, Luigi is here to help! But.. what does your wife look like?" The red shy guy handed Luigi a photograph. It was a photo of toast. Luigi looked at the shy guy wondering if he was mentally challenged, but agreed to help, "Ok... I will find your 'wife". The shy guy (known as just Toast Guy) smiled and leaped into the air, exclaiming his signature phrase, "YEAH TOAST!".
Luigi could've sworn he'd seen this guy before.
Boopkins smiled as he flipped his card around, revealing the "Hatsune Miku level 100 golden card" he had. "You activated my trap card!" Bob, who was in front of him, threw his cards down in frustration. "FuCkInG dAmMiT! ThIs ThE fIfTh TiMe I lOsT tO tHiS gReEn TuRd!" Bob tried to use his saber limbs to slice the door lock open, but it seemed the lock was made out of pure titanium steel, and not a single dent was formed.
SMG4 still was having a hard time remaining in captivity. "I could be home making memes right now! But nooo, I'm trapped in a smelly prison cell!" Meggy walked towards the steel bars, and replied to Glitchy, "You know, I can just leave at any time." SMG4 looked at her as if she was stupid, "Bitch, hell no! We can't break or open them, how else can you even get out?" Meggy smirked, and transformed into squid form, allowing her to flawlessly pass through the bars. SMG4's jaw hit the floor in shock, but Mario cheered Meggy on, "Good job, Meggy! Now open this door so Mario can go eat!" The rest of the group had made their way towards the door, awaiting Meggy to open the lock. She started fumbling with it, but before any progress could be made, a metal whirring sound could be heard.
Meggy glanced behind her back, and noticed a metal panel opening and revealing two sentry guns positioned inside. The machine gun barrels on the sentries began spinning as they were alerted to her presence. Meggy realized her dire situation and dove back into the prison cell. Everyone braced themselves for the incoming hail of fire, but the sentry guns paused as soon as the inkling re-entered the cell. The metal panel returned to its original spot, hiding the sentries. Mario became depressed once again, "Nooo! We're trapped here forever!"
The group became desperate at this point, and were trying just about everything. Boopkins tried eating the cell bars. Bowser started digging a hole in the opposite side with his own claws. Mario and SMG4 banged and kicked the wall, and Bob used Toad's head as a battering ram. All of these attempts were futile, and the seemingly indestructible steel held.
"This was supposed to be a fun boating trip, but now we're all trapped here, and it's all my fault!" SMG4 lamented. Tari tried to cheer him up, saying, "Don't worry, I'm sure Luigi is coming right now to save us!" But the blue plumber scoffed, and Toad had a fit of laughter. "Luigi? He's probably too scared and is still hiding right now!" Meggy joined the conversation and replied, "Tari's right. Luigi might be a cowardly baby, but he has wits! Now if only we could communicate with him...".
Luigi had just found Toast Guy's toast. It had taken him a while, a lot of courage, and a few pairs of underwear, but he finally returned the slice of toast. "Thank you so much! It's been so long, baby!" Toast Guy kissed his toast while yelling "YEAH TOAST!". Luigi sighed, and asked, "Err... Since I helped you, can you help me with a favor?" The shy guy nodded. "Great! I need help finding where my fr-I mean, where that group of castaways was taken to! For uh.. business reasons?"
"I saw them taken by our King to the underground prison, it's near the eastern waterfall!" Toast Guy pointed eastward, and sure enough, a waterfall lay in that direction.
"Thanks!" Luigi hopped off and began his journey to rescue his friends. Toast Guy, clutching his toast slice, soared away into the air using his fairy wings while yelling: "YEAH TOAST!"
Luigi hoped he could arrive in time to save his friends, and his brother.
