Noa stomped over to the horror stricken Heather and grabbed her by the ear, pulling her up close much to the the girls worst nightmare. The cherry blossom sister brought her lips close to her ear and whispered.

" You are going to write a story where Sephitoth DIES. WHERE I KILL HIM." Noa's voice raised louder and louder each word, Heather writhing as she struggled to get out of the maiden's firm grip. " WHERE I TORTURE HIM. AND CUT HIS. STUPID GREY UGLY-"

" Toenails?" Bael guessed jokingly, Heather shooting him a warning look, the boy adverting his gaze. Now wasn't the time to be joking around!

" OLD FART HAIR!" Noa concluded, " AND WHERE I RIP HIS TINY BALLS OUT!" Heather gulped deeply, could she even write a story like that?

Well... were about to see...

Saxs sighed deeply as a butler came around to the empty table and set down the fifth basket of complimentary bread sticks, taking the four empty baskets away. He must've already nibbled on twenty, his bottomless stomach being the least of his worries.

" Are you ready to order yet...Sir? We will be closing in a half an hour." The man raised an eyebrow at the pervy pyro, who was able to wear a thick, black suit despite the hot humid weather. He was the master of fire after all, if he couldn't stand a bulky suit, what was he good for?

" Just give me ten more minutes... please." Saxs didn't look at the man in the eye, instead watched the door as if any second, there would be the smallest of movement. The last couple near him payed their money and began to depart, several of the butler's and maids vacuuming and cleaning tables, preparing for the next day. Saxs's waiter sighed.

" As you wish, Milord." He turned and retreated to the kitchen. He had seen people like him before, it was expected being waiter of a fancy romantic restaurant. But that didn't lessen the depressing fact that there was a heartbroken man in front of him, whose date never showed.

" I'm here! I'm here!" The door bust open faster and more firm someone with high etiquette would have done, a girl of magnificent beauty stumbling inside, just sliding on her left heel. She straightened up and coughed to the side, smiling at the lady who operated the front desk. " Reservation for two."

" Saxs?" The brunette questioned the cherry blossom girl, the girl nodding here head eagerly, her violet eyes practically sparkling with excitement as the waitress lead her to the table, Saxs smiling from ear to ear as he rose from his seat like a gentleman, and pulled out the chair for the maiden of light, completely ignoring the waitress's order that she could handle it.

Yes, he was completely in daydream happy man landia, smiling like a goofball and placing his hand on his chin as he grinned at the maiden who was scanning the menu quickly.

" Great, the house salad then. And you?" The waitress looked at the love struck pyro who had the most sincere stare.

" ...You..." He breathed a soft sigh. If he was a dragon the smoke coming out of his nose would've been shapped like a heart.

" Me..?" Noa questioned and laughed to herself, Saxs snapping out of it.

" Oh! Uhm Vegan Lasagna for me." He told her quickly, the waitress nodding and walking away.

" So... You overslept?" Saxs spoke when he swallowed a bite of his food, gazing at the beauty who seemed to be wearing mix matched socks, her dark dress wrinkled up. She had no makeup on, as well as didn't straighten her hair. She obviously seemed rushed.

" Yeah... I got caught up in something... I sorta got..kidnapped?" Noa smiled sheepishly, however Saxs image was blank. He dropped his fork in shock.

" ...Who?"

" Sephiroth..."

" That jerk... Milady, what would you say to us moving our dinner someplace else?" He smiled deviously, small sparks of fire popping around his pale, bony right fist. " I think there's something both you and me would rather do."

" I thought you would never ask..."

It was the eve of midnight, the full moon casting a silhouette of Sephiroth almost like he was a batman's calling. He stared down at Noa and Saxs who wore their battle clothes, Noa's being her queen minnie and Saxs being his Cowboy goth. They both grinned up at Sephiroth who floated down.

" My my... Guess you just couldn't get enough of me, dear..." Sephy pursed his lips at Noa who summoned her starlight and aimed it at the one winged angle.

" I'VE COME TO KICK YOUR REAR!" Noa screamed and charged at the man, much to his surprise and throw him into a nearby building, his hair so long she managed to keep a firm grip on it.

" Pft... You're a very strong lady indeed... And what of you, young man?" He looked at the man who clenched a fist and looked at him.

" Shut it." He snarled and shot a tornado of fire at Sephiroth who took the hit, thinking he could block it. However, the power of love was too powerful as Sephy screamed, Saxs fire peeling his skin. " No one touches my girl."

" Kch..." He summoned asteroids from the heavens, however none of them phased the duo. Saxs stole the fires from them, making them cool enough for Noa to grab and throw at Sephiroth, who managed to slash as some however got hit by others. He charged at the two and slashed down with his sword, however Noa just grabbed it with her teeth and chomped down, swallowing the sword whole.

Saxs stared at her agape. She really was pissed. But that didn't matter to him. Sephitoth flew above and blended gravity, pulling Saxs and Noa to him, however that just made them grin like maniacs. They used the power to their advantage and kicked him in the face, Noa's feet igniting in hot white light, Saxs's fires so hot they must've came from hell itself.

Together they sent Sephiroth into the ground, a small crater shaping into the earth as Saxs ran over and ripped the mans wing off, Noa grabbing the man's hair and burning it all off his scalp, making him bald. Saxs knocked the man unconscious and burned his skin as Noa ripped his tiny balls out off of him before ripping hid bloody organs out of his body, wrapping his intestines around his neck and using his own insides to choke him, Sephitoth coughed up blood and died just as Saxs teared his eyeballs out and ate one, breaking off an arm and doing the same. Noa finally grabbed his heart in his fist and clenched it, burning it to ash with her holy white light. After Saxs finished eating one arm, he moved on to eating a leg and tore off the other two to give to Heather later. She liked cannibalism too after all! Noa burned the remnants of Sephiroth to ash, all that was left was a gory mess of charbroiled intestines and blood. It was hard to tell if it was a human being at all.

" That should be enough..." Noa smiled and stood up, covered in blood and guts. As was Saxs, yet the two still smiled at each other happily.

" Yeah... It's too bad he quit so soon though... toys are so easy to break." Saxs sighed and shook his head, however turned to Noa and smiled. " Let's head back to the mansion now, I'm sure your tired..." He looked at her a little worriedly, however Noa shook her head.

" Nah, I'm good. Let's go kill Cloud next! All the Final Fantasy characters must die..." Noa mumbled angerly, Saxs smirking.

" As long as I get to eat more arms I'm good! People are tasty..." The pervy pyro drooled as the two walked off, Saxs explaining to Noa the different tastes an arm and leg could possibly have, especially if they were hairy...