Chapter 3: Dinnertime and Scary Stories. (To respond to a guest, mythical creatures will be a threat.)
Everyone was laughing as Bumblebee told a Transformers joke.
"Optimus Prime rib! That is rich!" Amethyst laughed as everyone shared some of Eric's ramen.
Squidward, who didn't want any, asked, "How can you eat such uncultured food?" before laughing.
"Have A Bowl, Mr. Squidward!" Mr. Krabs said as he threw a bowl of the stuff at Squidward, who ended up getting a taste and loving it.
"Man, these Lima beans are good!" Patrick said as he put some on his Krabby Patty and took a bite, letting out a stinky gas bomb a minute later that made June fall back from how smelly it was, something Optimus immediately took notice of.
After dinner, everyone was gathered by the campfire and trying to think of something to do.
"We should tell scary stories." SpongeBob suggested.
"Yeah, scary stories!" Sandy said.
"I've got one!" Disney Infinity Vanellope said before she shone a light on her face.
"Have you ever heard the tale of...The Hash-Slinging Slasher?!" she asked ominously.
"The who?" Fix-it Felix Jr asked.
"The Hash-Slinging Slasher." Disney Infinity Vanellope repeated ominously. Everyone, save for SpongeBob and Squidward, shook their heads.
"Years ago, at the Krusty Krab, the Slasher was a fry cook, just like SpongeBob. But, one night, when he was cutting the patties, it happened." Disney Infinity Vanellope said.
"He forgot the secret sauce?" Incredibles Dash asked.
"No." Vanellope said.
"He didn't wash his hands?" Eric asked.
"No." Vanellope said.
"Irregular proportions?" Nick Wilde asked.
"NO!" Squidward yelled before he held out his tentacle and made a chopping motion on his wrist.
"He cut off his own hand by mistake!" Squidward revealed. Everyone gasped.
"And he replaced it with a rusty spatula." SpongeBob said.
"Then, he got hit by a bus! And, at his funeral, they fired him! Legend has it that he returns to the Krusty Krab every Tuesday night to wreak his revenge." Vanellope said.
"Lucky that the restaurant's closed. Tonight's Tuesday night." Eric said.
"But, even if the restaurant is closed, how would we know if he showed up?" Ashi asked.
"There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher." Disney Infinity Vanellope said.
"First, the lights will flicker on and off." SpongeBob said.
"Next, the phone will ring, and there will be nobody there." Squidward said.
"Finally, the Slasher arrives in a ghost of the bus that ran him over. He eerily walks, getting closer and closer and closer, until finally…" Disney Infinity Vanellope said before she glitched behind LEGO Dash and grabbed his shoulder, "HE GETS YOU!" she shouted, making LEGO Dash scream like SpongeBob did when Squidward did the same. This went on for about three minutes.
Darth Maul covered his ears, as did everyone else, even those who didn't have ears.
"When is that scarediness gonna wear off? Pizza Steve can't take it anymore!" Pizza Steve said before LEGO Dash finally quit screaming, making everyone breathe a sigh of relief.
"Maybe that's enough scary stories for tonight. I say we hit the sack." Ash said.
"Pikachu." his Pikachu agreed.
Everyone piled into their own tents while the Transformers changed into vehicle form.