NCIS Group Chat

Members: Abby, Tony, Timothy, Jimmy, Ziva

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February 1:

Abby: Hey, everyone! Hi! So, it's February - the most romantic month of the whole year (though I think that December with all of the magical feelings should be a close second).

Ziva: What?

Tony: Which what, Ziva?

Abby: Guys, don't interrupt!

Tony: How can we interrupt? It is a text message, ABBI!

Abby: Don't spell my name wrong!

Timothy: What were you in the middle of saying, Abby?

Abby: So, I was saying, before being interrupted….

Tony: I DIDN'T INTERRUPT!

Timothy: Don't yell, Tony.

Abby: Guys! I am going to have the party of the century on Valentine's Day.

Ziva: We're working that day.

Abby: I know. That's why I'm hosting the party.

Tony: Here at work? Great idea!

Timothy: Great idea?! Tony! Abby, Gibbs will have your head if you start planning a Valentine's Day party. Remember how annoyed he was last year when you got the glitter everywhere? I remember him telling you then that you were not to hold any more Valentine's celebrations at work or there would be consequences.

Ziva: What consequences?

Abby: Oh, but Timmy, he won't know! It will be a secret!

Timothy: How do you plan on keeping a secret that long?

Abby: Oh, I'm a good secret keeper! Gibbs will never suspect a thing.

Timothy: Abigail, this is Gibbs, dictating my message to you through McGee. You'd better stop planning anything for Valentine's. Now get off the darn computer and get back to work!

Abby: Okay, so who blabbed?

Tony: Not me. Ask Ziva.

Abby: ZIVA!

Tony: Look who's yelling now!

Ziva: I didn't say anything.

Timothy: No one said anything, Abby. And Gibbs looks annoyed. Wait, he's headed for the elevator. Get back to work before he gets down there! Oh, and sorry that I had to write that. Boss demanded that I tell you. Somehow he just knows this stuff.

Abby: Right? It's like he's omniscient! Or magic!

Tony: Going before Boss slaps me into next century. Talk later.

Timothy: Good plan.

Ziva: Yes, good plan.

Abby: Later. I'll get back to you all on the secret plan later.

Jimmy: Hi, just joined the chat. Thanks for the invite, Abby. What did I miss? Uh, guys? I guess I'm the only one here. I'll just read the other texts and catch up with all of you guys later. Dr. Mallard is scolding me for being on my phone. Need to go autopsy. Never a dull moment, am I right?