Ojiro's POV:

It's valentine's day so some students in the class are out on a date. Mei and Izuku is doing god-knows-what in the school right now, Bakugou and Camie are hanging out in his room, Jirou and Kaminari are attending a concert. Todoroki and Momo is on a coffee date. The rest? I'm not really sure. I'm just here trying to explain to Tooru what Valentine's day is. She caught on to it real quick and is now asking me out to a dinner date. "Tooru, I doubt we have some money for a date in a 5 star restaurant. Besides, who's gonna take care of Eri?"

"There's always Izu-"

"Nope. Remember the last time we asked Izuku to take care of her? Total disaster."

1 month into the past…

"How the hell did you guys even manage this?" Tooru and I were staring at a destroyed amusement park. Apparently Mei added rocket boosters on the rollercoaster and well… shit went down from there like a snowball rolling down a mountain. Eri broke the strongman machine in one hit. Izuku got pissed about the rigged games which he proceeded to use his guitar at full power to win. Great.

"How do you even get away with this? Like… how? I'm a Chaos Dragon and even I'm shocked what you mere humans can do just by being humans." I agree with Tooru in this one. I can't imagine them destroying an amusement park but here it is, complete distraction.

"It's not my fault the house of horrors scared Eri into unleashing a beam of destruction! They should know better than scare a little baby dragon!" Izuku tries to explain but this is just a poor excuse. "It's called House of Horrors for a reason. Hey! Don't think you could get away with this "Ms. I'm gonna strap a rocket booster to a rollercoaster because what could possibly go wrong"!" Mei's actually trying to sneak away.

"If it makes you feel better I added it to the Hatsume Foundation's tab. We'll only lose about 10 million or more in terms of dollars."

"Only?!" Everyone including Izuku screamed. "Wait, how come you don't know about this, Izuku?" He simply shrugged and I inwardly groaned.

1 month into the present…

"Oh yeah I remember. I still can't believe they managed that. You know what? I think we should just leave Eri here in the dorms since she's mature enough to take care of her own." I don't really know. That fight with Overhaul was still… painful to say the least. I just hope Nighteye gets a good recovery.

"Maybe, maybe no-" Suddenly the door slammed open with Power Loader carrying a crying Mei and an unconscious Izuku and dropping them gently on the floor. "Mei, you're banned for two weeks from entering the workshop."

"I already said I was sooorrrryyyy!"

"Well, first of all, building a damn mech only for it to blow up doesn't count as a date. Second of all, you shouldn't even count working in the workshop as a date! That's just weird, even for you two! Like, jeez, just go to a restaurant or something." Power Loader exclaimed as he leaves the dorm. Mei proceeds to turn her head towards a still unconscious Izuku and immediately starts shaking him violently. "You fucking moron! I told you that guitar solo would be too much for the fucking Mech!"

"Those two are some weird couple, big bro Mash." Eri says while she stares in confusion at the scene. "Tell me about it. Maybe I will take us out on that date, Tooru, but it's not gonna be in a five star restaurant."

"That's okay. As long as we're on a date. Hey Mei! Can you give us 10000 yen?"

"Sure, whatever, just help me wake this piece of shit up." Tooru walked up to Izuku and then proceeded to kick him lightly in the you know what. "Fuck! Why did you have to wake me up like that?" Izuku screams as he clutches his precious gems.

"Get up, asshole. I'm banned for two weeks from the workshop. We're hanging out at the park." Mei took out her wallet and handed Tooru 11000 yen. "Consider that extra 1000 as a bonus for your methods of waking him up." Tooru waved the cash at me as Eri and I gave her a thumbs up.

"Good luck with your dragon girlfriend, Mash! Shit, that still hurts." Yep, he's the bottom of that relationship. Tooru and I got ready and left while Eri stays at the dorm. Knowing her, she'll probably sleep peacefully at the couch right about now. The restaurant we chose were called "Apple Fritters" since they got some delicious apple pies there and some candy apples we can bring home for Eri.

After eating there we went to the amusement park that was recently fixed after an incident of two idiots doing stupid things with my little sister. We had a lot of fun playing games and riding rides and other stuff. I even won a plush Ryukyu for her in a Strongman game. After a few more games and rides, we decided to ride the ferris wheel.

"It's been a few months now, isn't it? Since I came to this world and became your roommate. Since you started liking me back."

"Yeah."

"I've gotten used to your human customs surprisingly quick. It's… different from mine."

"How different?" Even if she's been here for a long time now, she never really talked much about it. "Very different. You have these people called "Heroes" who protect the weak and make them smile. Us dragons never really had those kinds of things. We just abandoned the weak. Even the Order faction does that. For humans, at least for most or some of them, they save people who needs help even if they don't want to be saved. Like what you did for me and Eri."

"Well, like I told you before, I can't leave you like that when it looks like you needed help." I held her hand and kissed her on the cheek. "Mash, you kissed my lips."

"W-what? Seriously? I mean, I thought those where your cheeks. It's kinda hard to know since you're invisible and it was a simple peck so there's no way I-" And then she took away her invisibility and kissed me back which lasted seconds. "Never change, Mash." I was still in shock but I managed to shake it off as the ferris wheel finally descends. "You know I won't."

No one's POV:

"Is it me or are those two happier than usual?" Kaminari says as Mash and Tooru came back to the dorms, picks up a sleeping Eri, and went upstairs. "No shit, dumbass. Probably another successful date. You owe me 5000 yen, by the way." Yeah, Kaminari and Bakugou made a bey on whether they'd actually go on a date or not on Valentine's Day in which Kaminari just lost.

"Nice one, Bakubae. We can totes buy those tickets to a RomCom you wanted to see."

"S-shut up, Camie!" He says with a mini explosion erupting from his palm and then proceeded to whisper, "Come on, babe. You promised not to talk about that."

"Hey look! Bakugou's just as much of a bottom as Midoriya!" Kaminari JUST had to open his big mouth. Midoriya and Bakugou turned to him with a murderous glare and then looked at each other, "You going for his face or his torso, Kacchan?"

"I'll explode his fucking testicles."

"Fair enough."

"W-wait, it's just a joke guys! Come on, you can't possibly take offense to that?"

"You just played yourself, Kaminari." Well said by Todoroki who's reading a book with Yaoyorozu. "Come on, girls! Control your boyfriends."

"Nah." Camie and Mei answered at the same time. They wanted to see this. Kaminari looked helplessly at Jiro who just shrugged and gave a smug smile. He finally turned back to the two who just leapt and is now about to punch and kick Kaminari simultaneously in the face and the balls. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

{- To Be Continued…

"Roundabout plays as Kaminari screams in the background

What type of asshole am I to not jump the chance to do a shitty valentine special. The fic's just my fucking filler shit anyway to I might as well put it here. I mean, there's not much to do and I got the time to make this so why not?

Bakugou: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TURN ME INTO A BOTTOM?!

IT's fun to do it. It's not like you're actually the top of the relationship

Bakugou: ...fuck you.

Naturally. Anyway, how bullshitty are the modifications of some kf my OC's that I'm planning to shamelessly add?

Bakugou: I'm not gonna go through all of them to get bullshit powered. Only a few's enough. The clown's ultra religious just to fuck with his friends. The sarcastic blonde is a lot bitter but also a lot fairer. That spanish bith with a stand now has a requiem stand and Round Face will soon get Stai-

Don't talk about Uraraka yet. She's getting buffed because bullshit but not yet.

Bakugou: Fine. The fucking viking's got the same power as Monkey but with a fucking Thunder Viking god. Oh and Tooru's sister is there, too.

Perfect. Let's see how many asspulls we can get out of this. Anyways, like, comment, and subscribe! PEACE!