Weiss Reacts to Aliens Among Us, Part 2!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Today and Thursday will be the second and last week of our Emergencefest! Why Thursday, you ask? Tomorrow, for those of you who follow it, will be the next update of Homura Reacts Redux, so keep your eyes peeled!

Today, we will finish Aliens Among Us, and on Thursday, we will conclude the series with coverage of the third instalment in the series, Convergence! And then more stuff! Woo! Let's get on with the chapter already!

DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, otherwise Cinder would totally have a giant pumpkin bomb or something.

Aliens Among Us belongs to Chris7221.

All mentioned franchises and characters belong to their respective owners.

Break Time

"Woo!" Ruby cheered. "I made a sweet robot!"

Blake scoffed, rolling her eyes. "I could probably make a better one."
"You know, there's a reason they don't have giant robots there." Weiss interjected, shaking her head exasperatedly. "As physics go, robots that turn manliness into giant drills shouldn't work."

"Those are the boring worlds." Yang responded dismissively, her hand waving her off. "Also, I'm working with cars? Cool."

The heiress sighed, shaking her head. "…..tch. She's right. You're too hard to get angry at, Ruby. Please, stop that."
"Adorableness is useful for something~" Yang pointed out, grinning. "It makes you not lose your head at something for once~"

Weiss huffed, crossing her arms and glaring at her teammate. "I do not lose my head! I remain very calm, thank you very much!"

"Hey! I'm not a complete simpleton!" Ruby complained, pouting. "I know how to do things!"
Weiss sighed, hugging her to her side. "Yes, yes, Ruby, you're not a simpleton. You're an adorable dunce."
"Yay!"

Blake nodded slowly. "…..I wonder just how insane people would go if they saw my cat ears."

"You'd get mobbed by weird catgirl fetishists. Or just get called weird." Yang pointed out, shrugging. "If they tried to bully you…well, you're a trained Huntress who fights animalistic abominations as your equivalent for school exams, I'm sure you'd do fine.

….and huh. I didn't think about that. What ARE we going to do after high school finishes?"

Weiss shrugged, a pensive expression on her face. "I don't actually know. Probably, we're going to have to learn how to fit into Terran society, and we're going to probably have to avoid physical occupations or people'll start realising we can shrug off cars and trucks hitting us in the face."

"There's that." The catgirl nodded in agreement. "At least we have all Christmas break to think about that, no?"

Christmas Break, Part One

"Oh. Haha." Weiss grumbled irritably. "Very funny. Elsa, like Frozen. Hah. I'm laughing.

I am an heiress, not a princess. And I look nothing like her!"

"…..where IS our Elsa?" Yang inquired. "We haven't seen your clone around for ages…."

Blake shrugged. "I dunno. Probably hanging around with Winter or something. I mean, she's technically Winter's younger sister too."

"I wouldn't put it past my sister." The heiress responded, nodding in agreement. "Winter's always been nice to people. I had only hope that she doesn't forget that Elsa is a different person from me…."

"Well, Elsa's nicer…."
"Shut it, Yang."

"Stories don't show up in real life." Blake scoffed. "…you know, this reminds me so much of our run-in with the Shepherds."

Weiss tilted her head at her, curious. "How?"

"Well, we did meet characters who are supposed to be completely fictional in our world in person. And spent about five hours trying to find them when they kidnapped our best friends for antics." Ruby pointed out. "It's not completely the same, but there are comparisons…."
"I don't get it." The heiress answered, shutting them both down. "…..oh, for the love of Dust. That's for kids, Ruby!"
"But I never did do it when I was little…." The reaper whimpered in response.

"Peasant food? Peasant food?!" Weiss snapped, glaring at the screen. "What am I supposed to be, some sort of horrible rich hag of a woman?!"
Blake nodded. "We should totally get a real tree for Yuletide."
"Yes. Cut down a real tree." The heiress nodded slowly. "Knowing you, you'd try to use that blasted Gurren Lagann thing to cut that tree down, with as many unnecessary explosions as you could muster."
Yang shrugged casually. "Sounds like a usual lumberjack's day to me."

"You must live in a different world from me, Xiao Long."
"I live in the awesome one."

Christmas Break, Part Two

"…..excellent job." Weiss slapped her forehead with her palm. "Can't even trust you two to decorate a tree right."
Blake stared at her, frowning. "Don't look at me, Ruby got overexcited."

"It's fun decorating Yuletide trees!" Ruby complained, pouting.

"And the last time we tried to do that, we ended up blowing a hole in the ceiling." Blake pointed out. "In case we didn't remember the last time we tried to hold a Yuletide party."

Weiss sighed, shaking her head. "I suppose that's par for the course…and of course Yang screws up decorating the roof!"
"Hey, you helped me out! Share the responsibility!" Yang retorted. "…..and, yeah, that's right. Rather you than some asshole dating Ruby.

I mean, I joke about it, but you're, well, perfect for her."
The heiress grumbled, blushing slightly, unable to snap at the brawler vindicating her relationship with Ruby for swearing. She settled for a muttered 'thank you' and looking away, trying to avoid her gaze.

Yang smirked. "Gotcha."

"S-shut up, idiot. W-what am I supposed to say to that?!"

Blake frowned at the screen as she continued to read. "….I dunno. The escapism's nice, and…..well, I've lived the stories of discrimination and hate.

Then again, this Blake didn't grow up manly."

"…and I thought we would go without hearing about manliness for a while." The heiress remarked tiredly, shaking her head at the catgirl's assertion. "Guess some things are just too much to ask for."

Christmas Break, Part Three

Yang shook her head. "Good Dust, Rubes. At least try harder to lie about eating the cookies."
"It'd be a waste of good cookies if I left those just out there!" The reaper protested indignantly. "That's just not cool!"

"A ball of yarn." Blake glared at Yang, who chuckled nervously. "…..good Dust. At least try and make a better pun."
"Hey, I work with what I got."

Weiss sighed deeply. "…..Friendship rings really are a thing I'd see you doing, Ruby."
"Hehehe." Ruby chuckled guiltily. "Guilty as charged…."

"So many Christmas cards….." The brawler remarked, whistling. "It's like being in our house for Yuletide.

I mean, really. Grams usually sends like five of them and usually gives us fifty Lien apiece to spend, Uncle Qrow sends two and gives me and Rubes a hundred Lien, and then you go into the ones from Auntie Raven, and all our other relatives…."

"…huh." Weiss nodded. "…usually, it's just my mother's side of the family who sends cards. Understandably, my father's side….isn't so keen…and seriously, did we seriously just buy a bunch of pre-cooked and microwavable dinners for Yuletide dinner?!

…..this is disappointing."

Yang shrugged. "Well, beggars can't be choosers."

A New Year On A New World

"Sounds like a typical New Year's thing to me." Yang clapped. "Just us thinking about everything…..we should really do something for OUR New Year's."
Weiss sighed. "I can already see that going swimmingly."
"It can't be that bad…." Ruby pointed out, reassuring her. "Come on, Weiss."
"…..the only time it wasn't a complete disaster was when you were preparing for the Christmas party, and even then you managed to set the kitchen on fire." The heiress pointed out. "I'm thankful you held it for me, but…..you still set the kitchen on fire."

"That was Nora, technically-"
"Excuses, Yang, excuses."

Back To A New Normal

"…soak ourselves in culture? Ruby?" Weiss stared at her in disbelief. "…you're scaring me."
"What? It's true! We have to soak ourselves in the local culture! It'll be fuuuuun!" The reaper reassured her. "Fuuuuuun!"

"…..finally someone else notices Ruby acts like Ruby." Yang declared. "At least Blake and I won't be the only ones who get interrogated."
"There is only one person worthy of the name Thor, and it is not you, Thor wannabe." The catgirl declared. "Only. One.

…..ohohohoho, and I have all the reason not to like being called Bella, believe me."

"Damn straight I'm hot." Yang whistled. "That's right, take in the eye candy, boys~"
"You are a complete idiot." The heiress snapped.

"Hey, I'm flaunting what I've got~ And…..hey, what's wrong if I was lesbian or bi? I mean, I AM bi, but, you know, she might not be, but what's wrong with that?! And seriously, you guys get chased off by me being strong?

You're all missing out."

"And I'm surrounded by idiots." Weiss grumbled. "Both there and the real world. Why me…."

Finishing Touches

"…..life isn't a fairy tale, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try, right?" Ruby inquired. "It's not like we can't try."

"…..peasant. Again with the peasant. I don't call normal people peasants, for Dust's sake!" Weiss snapped angrily. "Come on!"

Blake shrugged. "…..hum. Nothing much for me except being cynical."

"Adventure of a lifetime? Hohohohoh, like you would not believe." Yang chuckled. "And eh, finding love? We'll figure it out eventually, right?"

Second Semester

"….dead mom jokes." Ruby sighed. "I…..well. Um…."

Weiss swallowed. She knew it was illogical to get angry at a fictional character, but this girl with glasses had just besmirched her girlfriend's mother's memory. She, fortunately, managed to master her anger and was content to stay silent.

"…it's not that bad. She couldn't have known." The reaper shrugged. "All is….forgiven."

"….Blake is a lesbian name?" The catgirl inquired. "…good Dust, this is a strange world. And I'm not entirely a fan of the stereotyping.

But, people will be people. If only they'd be less…..judgemental."

"…oh. Wonderful. Weird teachers." Yang rolled her eyes. "…well, if he tries anything on me, I'll just crush his nuts like a vice! Simple~"

Weiss flinched. "…..Yang, there's self-defence and there's mutilation.

Nothing much for me, except more familiar people. I'm not sure what to think about this Vicki girl, to be honest."

Death of a Friend

Team RWBY was, for the second time in their reading of this fic, completely silent.

"…not much to….say, I guess." Yang was the first to break the quiet, a solemn expression on her face for once. "…well, we kind of owe him one, I guess. I mean, O-Elf-sama would never have written about us if it wasn't for him, and, well…..he did make our show.

I have a feeling it's been said way too many times before, but I'll say it again. I think it just needs to be said, even if we're a little late.

Cheers for everything, Monty."

The rest of the party nodded in agreement, remaining silent. This was not something to joke about, after all, nor did it warrant witty banter.

Love and Loss

"….So I DID end up going out with that Gavin guy!" Yang commented. "…there's a joke to be made here, I know it, I just know it."

Ruby frowned. "Awwww, poor Connor. I'd go out with you! As friends!"

"…..on Valentine's Day? Ruby, I think they'd probably get the wrong idea looking at you two." Weiss reminded her. "They do that here already."

Yang grumbled. "…..Monochrome my backside."

"What was that?" The heiress cupped her hand to her ear. "You were muttering."
"Nothing."

Be My Valentine

"Ah, I remember when I was celebrating you two going on your first date." Yang sighed happily. Weiss glared at her. "You held up a massive sign outside the window saying you were rooting for us. And then told Ren and Nora where we were. And had them take pictures."
"You weren't exactly hiding it! You did kiss her! Twice! In front of the whole school!" The brawler reminded her.

"Not important!"

"Eh. People can talk about me behind my back all they want." Ruby shrugged. "Long as I've got my friends, I'm fine. Weird my backside, I'm weird and proud."

The heiress nodded in agreement. "Tch. Those idiots have no idea if they reject you on your weirdness. It's part of your adorable charm, I have to….admit."

"Hah! Yes! Hotness without being a jerk!" The brawler pumped her fist triumphantly. "Gavin, my boy, you have good taste in girls!

And I'd say that game segment is pretty accurate."
"I am not that bad at games!" The heiress protested. Yang scoffed.

"Please. The two games you're good at are a boring one and one where you got stuck on a giant tank."
"A giant unfair tank!"

A Birthday Offer

"…..yep, you're a spoilsport." Yang nodded in agreement. "You should be more excited about your birthday."

Weiss shrugged. "It's just my-"
"I don't care, we're celebrating it and there's nothing you can do to stop me~" Ruby declared proudly, hugging Weiss tightly. "Celebration!"

"…tch." The heiress blushed lightly. "…i-if you insist."

Yang frowned. "Hey! I'd show up to classy parties! I like classy parties!"
"….you and classy parties?" The heiress raised an eyebrow. The brawler snorted and started snickering at her own comment.

"Yep, I didn't believe myself either. Classy parties are for weirdos. We should get drunk at ours!"

"Some degree of class? With you around?" Weiss grumbled. "That's going to go swimmingly."

The Princess and the Pretenders

"What's wrong with being in a suit? Suits are nice!" Ruby complained, crossing her arms. "And dresses are so breezy and cold! And heels are annoying!"

Weiss grumbled. "Body-hugging outfits, Yang. Why am I not surprised?"
"Like I said. If you have it, flaunt it~" The brawler replied, puffing out her rather considerable chest for emphasis.

"Tch. And again with the peasant talk! I do not talk about people like they are peasants!" The heiress declared indignantly. "Just my intellectual inferiors!"

Yang snorted. "Socialating, Ruby?"
"I don't know complicated words like that!" The reaper cried, pouting.

Blake nodded slowly. "Finally, somewhere where Weiss doesn't constantly trash Yang. The caring about her sister thing's pretty flattering.

Although she did insult Ruby…."
"Maybe I wouldn't trash her so much if she wasn't a complete dunce!" Weiss snapped angrily.
Yang crossed her arms, smirking. "And you have got to stop being a bluenose!"

"….cutting cake with a rapier." The heiress grumbled. "….what a waste of a fine weapon."

The Weather's Getting Warm

"….I am not arrogant!" Weiss cried. "This person keeps misrepresenting me!"

"….you can actually get a hundred percent?!" Yang looked at her in disbelief. "…you?!"
"Yes." The heiress responded flatly. "If you actually concentrated in lessons, maybe you would too."

"…..deep? Really, Yang, really?" Blake gave her a deadpan look. The brawler snorted.

"Come on, even I can see that was just right there!"

"…..huh. All this….deep stuff." Ruby sighed. "It's…..well…..weird. I mean, I can see why we'd be a little depressed after all that.

…..also…their Aura saved them, right?"
"Aura should've saved them. We don't operate on the same rules canon does, remember?" Yang pointed out. "…..and that would make a comedy fic very, very dark."

Gridiron Girls

"Ah, the days when my Semblance was thought to be fire." Yang clapped. "Good times, good times."

Weiss sighed. "Are you seriously teasing the poor boy? Good Dust."
"Hey, he wants to know what's down there, not my problem if I want to play a few mind games~" The brawler responded, giggling.

"Wonderful. Football with a bunch of people made of plasticine in comparison to us." Weiss sighed. "That's going to go well."
"…..really? Really?" The heiress grumbled. "How insulting and vulgar, referring to us by such a name.

It's a hundred percent more girls, thank you."

"Bluenose." Yang remarked, snorting dismissively.

"….and we managed to hurt the poor guy by bashing into him." The heiress grumbled. "…..well, hope he didn't break anything."

Our Lives Suck

"Tch. I wouldn't be cursing so much over a video game." Weiss grumbled.

Yang chuckled. "You wouldn't get far enough to get angry enough to swear."
"Be quiet."

"…ouch. Yeah." Yang nodded. "….I can see why people would want to be us. I mean, life really can suck."

Blake gave her a curt nod. "I'd be witness to that."

"…tch. I'll tell you, it isn't the planet influencing me." Weiss grumbled. "It's the stupid video games.

…..and Blake goes out with the person who treats her like a fictional character come to life. Excellent."

Yang blinked, not saying something for a few moments.

"It'll never work. It'll go horribly wrong, and he'll say something stupid."

"…..that's rather vehement of you…." The heiress raised an eyebrow at her.

"That's because it's true." The brawler responded uncharacteristically bluntly. "Keep reading."

Breaks Are Too Short

"…oh for Dust's sake. Why would they assume I was my own voice actress?" Weiss cried. "I don't sound all that much like her!

And this blasted argument about anime-who cares?!"

"If these guys call you Kara, the Japanese server might well just call you Yoko or something." Yang mused wistfully.

"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing~"

Yard Work

"Oh, absolutely great, now we're cleaning the lawn." Weiss muttered. "Well. That's going to go well."
Yang whistled wistfully. "I remember mowing our lawn. It was stupidly hard. Well, until Ruby got her weapon, then we just cut it down in five minutes until Uncle Qrow told us off."

"I'd assume he would. Using your weapon to cut down grass is stupid." The heiress remarked irritably. "Seriously, why?"

Ruby frowned. "It was less work!"

Blake rubbed her temples. "We're struggling to operate a lawnmower. Well then."
"It's not like we've used these things before…." The heiress reminded her. "And good Dust, I'd rather she have the weed-trimmer than use her scythe."

"Huh." Yang looked surprised. "…that went less wrong than it should've. I feel like something's going to go wrong next chapter…."

Ruby stared at her. "Sis, you jinxed it!"

"Don't be superstitious!" The heiress snapped at her girlfriend. "That's not going to do anything!"

On The Home Stretch

"….having watched that film, I know what they're talking about. Ewwww." Yang looked disgustedly at the screen.

Blake frowned. "…..huh. I was dumped for not being Blake. Even though I AM Blake.

…dammit."

Weiss sighed, shrugging. "That's life for you, I guess.

…and are you SMILING, Yang?!"

"What?!" Yang stared at her, surprised. "No! Why would I be happy Blake's si-I mean broke up with her boyfriend?!"

"…Dust if I know, you're completely incomprehensible to me." The heiress declared, giving up on that line of questioning.

"….huh. So….Weiss is the one who hugs her and comforts her….i-interesting." Yang blinked, shuddering slightly. "C-charming."

Ruby tilted her head. "…..are you alright, Yan-"
"Just fine."

The Last Minute

"…oh, you have got to be kidding me!" Yang snapped, her hand clenched. "Blake and Weiss?!"

"Huh? What's wrong with that?" The heiress looked at her, confused. "…what was that?"

"…nothing." The brawler retreated, breathing heavily. "Keep reading."

Blake stared at Yang for a moment, curious, before shaking her head and facing the screen again.

"Sweet. AV club! And I'm sort of stuck in this school when you guys leave…." Ruby sighed. "That's…."
"That's sad." Yang nodded, her hand still clenched tightly in a fist. "Yes. Keep reading."

Weiss stared at her. "What has gotten into you, Yang?"
"Nothing. Just read! I'm fine!"

Prom Night

Yang was breathing heavily as the chapter started with Blake and Weiss exiting their limousine.

"…that looks…..that's….funny. Hahaha. Funny." The brawler nodded slowly. "I…..need a moment."

She stood up and walked out of the room briskly, leaving the other three members of team RWBY confused.

Weiss looked over to Ruby. "You know what's gotten into her?"
"No clue." The reaper shrugged. "I'll ask."
"Beats me." Blake commented, joining in the shrugging.

"….huh. So we kissed." Weiss blinked. "…..interesting."

"Eh." Blake shrugged. "It's cool, I guess. It's just a kiss."
Ruby pouted. "We never got the chance to dance like that!"
"You can blame Blake for that. And Pyrrha. And Nora. And Velvet!"

The Big Day

"Graduation! Woo!" Ruby cheered. "Yeah! You guys ever think about our own graduation?"
"…no. It's months away." Weiss reminded her calmly. "I'll admit, I've considered it, but it hasn't exactly clouded my mind, no."

"Eh. I'll think about it when it comes." Blake shrugged. "It's not that close."

The reaper pouted. "So you guys get to graduate and you ruin it for everyone? Weiss!"
"…it's true!" The heiress sighed. "Well, Dust knows Yang will barely pass her exams…..and where did Yang go?"
"No clue." Blake responded. "Why'd she even leave? This chapter's perfect fodder for her."

'Odd.' Weiss noted, filing it away for future reference. 'Very odd.'

Celebrating Victory

"Hehehe. Life's going to be pretty hard after school." Ruby noted, sighing. "But it'll be fine, right?"

"Right!" Yang suddenly interjected, clapping her and Ruby on the shoulders. "R-right! Yeah! Life'll be hard!"

Weiss stared at her. "Yang, you're back. Why'd you-"
"Let's keep reading!" The brawler declared cheerfully- almost too cheerfully. "Yeah! Haha."
"….you're scaring me." The heiress muttered. "Scaring me more than you really should be."

Blake frowned. "I'm not that bad at reassuring people."
"At least she doesn't try to punch people in the face thinking that'll reassure them!" Weiss pointed out, staring at her.

"The method works!"

"…..wonderful. We all got drunk except Ruby." Weiss grumbled. "Well….at least we didn't do anything stupid. Yang might've, though."

Moving On

"Alright! Well, we've got life about to hit us all in the face." Yang declared with a forced cheer in her voice. "Let's keep reading, eh? I mean, life's bad, people are going to move on….but hey, we just have to do it."

Weiss sighed. "…you're acting far too weird. But…..there's nothing much else to say.

…review? Actually, I'll leave it."

From: TheRealIceHeiress

Excellent job. For some reason, though, the idea of myself and Blake together made Yang leave the room when we read this. No idea why.

Keep writing.

-Weiss Schnee

PS: I do NOT swear OR call people peasants.

"…..just one more fic, then." Blake noted. "Convergence."

"The final part of the series." Weiss commented, rolling her head on her neck.

"Very well, let's start reading.

END

A/N: Next chapter, to top it off, Convergence!

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