Weiss Reacts to Convergence!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! This is also the last day of the Emergencefest, although we will be covering one of the side fics, Those You Leave Behind, at a later date. However, this will be, for now, the last team RWBY sees of these fics.

Again, a huge thanks to Chris7221 for letting us cover so much of his work, and let us finish this event off!

DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, otherwise Winter would be less…..like older Weiss. (Go see the trailer for next episode, lads. May my characterisation of Winter rest in peace.)

Convergence belongs to Chris7221.

All mentioned franchises and characters belong to their respective owners.

"Huh. So this fic…..I think this is where it all comes together." Weiss remarked, looking at the blurb of the next story of the series.

"…..so more are coming. What, like team JNPR? Cinder? Weiss' dad? Heck, Penny?" Good Dust." Blake shook her head. "I mean, our Cinder's pleasant enough, but I can't imagine the Cinder from the show is going to be a good thing for the Terrans…."

Yang nodded in agreement. "Right there, Blakey. Right there."

The heiress scoffed. "Cinder? Try Nora."

"…..yeah, you have a point." Blake shuddered a little at the thought. "Nora's glomps would absolutely destroy people…."

"Well. That fills my mental trauma quota for the day." The brawler drily remarked, sighing. "Shall we start reading? We're nearly there, after all."
"Yeah, sounds nice." Ruby responded, smiling. "Let's do this. I mean, we're nearly there, aren't we? It's just eleven chapters."

"Alright, ladies!" The brawler declared loudly. "Let's do this!"

Weiss raised a finger. "Actually, a moment. Yang, what was that about?"
"What was what about?"
"You reacted…oddly, when the story put me and Blake together. Did that shock you or something?"

"I don't know what you're talking about!" Yang responded cheerily, smiling brightly at the heiress. "Let's read this fic already!"

"But-"
"Fic! Now!" The brawler repeated, still smiling.

'…whatever's wrong with Xiao Long this time, I don't want to know.' The heiress thought, shaking her head. 'I just hope it doesn't come back to haunt me somehow.

She's already enough to handle when happy, I do not want to handle her while furious….'

All Roads and Dawn's Early Light

"Oh, hey! Sam's back!" Ruby cheered. "It's been a long while since we last, uh, saw them, right?"

"I'd be pretty worried too if I had to deal with seemingly-fictional characters coming out of nowhere." Yang mused. "…..the one time, like, the Men in Black or Area 51 or something like that might be useful, it just doesn't exist."

"Rosalind Drake?" Ruby blinked, tilting her head. "Huh. She sounds a little familiar. I wonder why."

Weiss frowned. "…..huh. I really should've thought about that…..Winter would have to be the heiress if I ever disappeared or died. I know their Winter might be able to handle it, but my Winter….I think she might just snap."

"I dunno." Yang shrugged. "She may act all nice and be a little ditzy, but it's always those people who end up kicking backside when it comes to it, you know? Maybe she'd step up to the challenge."
"I hope I never have to find out." The heiress whispered quietly. "I'd never want Winter to have the brunt of it all…."

Blake raised an eyebrow. "And it seems Jaune and the team have come to join us. Great. Well. I guess we get to find out if Nora's glomps would be lethal."
Weiss facepalmed, irritated. "I can already see this going horribly."

"Ohohohohohoho…." Yang snickered. "Those guys are going to get a very rude awakening….I mean, if I'm right, they ended up in America, and we ended up in Canada.

At least it's better than me ending up in a terrorist-filled hellhole and Weiss ending up in a civil war-torn country, but that's still not the best place…."
"They might actually get to meet Rooster Teeth." Ruby mused. "Although they've already played their part, I think."

"Cosplayers…..heh. Exactly like they mistook you for, Rubes." The brawler recalled, chuckling.

"…oh, Pyrrha." Weiss shook her head. "If only you knew about what kind of attention you'd actually brought with you…."

Afraid and Confused

"Well, that might be a problem….." Weiss mused. "Not sure they take Lien. Hopefully someone steps in, right?"

"….oh Dust, this is cringy." Yang shuddered, shaking her head. "…..JNPR's screwed."

"I think they'd hit on the fact that they're not in Remnant if they don't take Lien anymore…." Blake pointed out. "…..and they finally do after reading a map. At least there's that."

"…And of course Pyrrha finds the Odyssey." The heiress muttered, rolling her eyes. "At least Nora seems to be thinking straight, rather weirdly enough.

Oh Dust, what has he done to Nora?!"

The catgirl shrugged. "Probably the shock of entering another planet. Could happen. Hasn't happened to me yet, but it could.

It's why I haven't tested the Lagann's dimensional tunnelling functions all that much except when we need it."
"….those guys are still screwed if they haven't realised what's going on yet." The brawler remarked. "…hopefully we at least manage to get told what's going on and get them out of there before they do something really crazy…."

Stranger Than Fiction

"And now it hits them." Yang sighed. "That's going to suck. I mean, at least we had a bunch of friends and the Canadian government in the end to back us.

JNPR? They have absolutely nobody."

Weiss nodded, frowning. "One can only hope they somehow figure out their next move before they pull something that forces them to fight back…..

And Jaune, a comic book?! Are you serious?! There's a reason they're comic books! That's not how it works, you dunce! You don't just steal stuff and expect to get away with it! Stupid dunce!

Good Dust, seriously, Jaune? I mean, I know you're in some serious trouble, but you're literally acting like a complete moron. Thievery doesn't work here, neither does basically marching in and asking for a new job, why would they think it works there?!"

Blake facepalmed. "…..yes. Excellent job. Nora, alienate your one chance of getting a job in this weird alien place where they'll probably arrest you. And insult their religion."

Weiss threw her hands up, clearly annoyed. "GREAT job! You're more of a dunce than our Nora! At least our Nora has the good sense not to call things cults, considering her and her Slothist gibbering….."
"Oh, I think they're about to say the White Fang are about to attack, too." Yang just had her head in her hands, shaking it. "This is going to go badly.

Trouble is, I think they're right, and Cinder is about to go pull some seriously bad things. Considering how much a bunch of student Hunters did in this world, imagine how bad someone like her would get…."

Finding Your Way

"…and now we're aware." Weiss stretched her arms. "This ought to be interesting…"

Ruby flinched. "…this is bad. They're about to get arrested, and they're about to get in serious trouble…

Dammit, Jaune, maybe you shouldn't have gone with the terrorist excuse first!"
"Dunce. Complete and utter dunce." The heiress repeated, irritated for the umpteenth time. "At least we know what to do now.

And Jaune, you really, really aren't helping your case. You sound like an insane bunch of morons…."

"Orange Ruin sounds pretty fitting if Cinder's around…." Yang mused. "…and if Cinder's around, then we have some serious problems."

"Indeed so. At least the governments understand that whatever Cinder can do, there's some risk of serious harm to the whole country….." Weiss nodded slowly. "Hope this turns out better than I think it will."

Clear and Present Danger

"…..good call." Weiss noted, applauding the story's President's savviness. "At least this President knows what he's doing. Even if they aren't around, the risk of a potentially mentally-unstable psychopath with the power to annihilate whole groups of soldiers aiming for you is too much not to avoid."

And Jaune, please, don't screw it up when you actually have a bunch of people who'll listen to you…."

"…..so you want them to reveal themselves by throwing fireballs?" Blake snapped, glaring at the screen. "Never mind the fact that if we're at that level, we have serious issues, what are you doing?! Surely if the head of state and government thinks it's bad enough to run onto a plane meant for dealing with apocalyptic wars, then there's something behind it?"

"…..excellent job. Dismiss it as nothing. If they're telling you to find them, then there's probably a good chance it's all real and you're all about to take a serious blow….." Weiss pinched her nose, sighing. "This is all going mad."

The Hunt Is On

Weiss sighed. "…..and their response is to use drones on their own capital. Well…..I would think that makes sense, considering how just about every other version of Cinder but ours ends up being like…."

"It's not good, but considering what kind of threat they're looking at…." Blake started, taking a gulp from a can of energy drink on the desk. "…..I'd say they're cutting it really close.

And good Dust, we'd never win against OUR Cinder, and she's just our teacher and taking it easy. How are we expected to win against a potentially insane one who hates us?"

"…yes, Jaune, think it's still like a comic?" The heiress remarked. "At least you have the good sense to realise what's going on now.

And no, sadly, he isn't smarter than we left."

"Huh. So this whole thing does have a story behind it." Ruby commented. "….I think we should find that one and send it over to them to read!"
"Sounds like a plan." Yang nodded in agreement. "They'd love it. Well, Nora might, anyway.

She'd probably love the part where Pyrrha apparently stole a car. I mean, seriously? Pyrrha? Nora, maybe, Ren, probably….but Pyrrha?!"

Changing Priorities

"So they're making a game based off the first fic?" Yang raised an eyebrow." Points for serendipity there, that might actually get them a fair amount of cash."

"….and that's a good point. What if the Grimm did come there?" Ruby wondered, frowning. "…..I don't think they have the weapons to handle it…."

Weiss shuddered. "…..I refuse to think about it. The realities of those kinds of creatures ending up on that kind of world are way too horrible to think about…."

"Hopefully they never have to deal with it." Blake remarked. "Ever."

"….and excellent. Now we'll screw them up too." Yang smirked. "We're showing them RWBY, and they shall join our shenanigans, and they shall see why they nearly got held up for being cosplayers."

Uncovering Secrets

"…..wonderful." Weiss groaned. "So now we're about to do deal with a bunch of already-crazed psychopaths driven even more insane than they have any right to be.

This ought to end well."
Yang managed to hastily change the subject. "…hehehe, Rubes, you're wrecking Jaune at….Halo? Halo, I think. Plasma grenades and stuff."

"I hate that game." Weiss muttered irritably. "It's far too fast for me…."

"You're a trained Huntress with reflexes better than ninety percent of the population and a video game is too fast for you?"
"S-shut up, Xiao Long! W-we're not all video game gods like you, idiot!"

Blake tilted her head. "A neutrino blast every time we show up. Interesting. Well, at least they'll know when we show up, if not being able to find out before it's too late…."

Building Relations

"…...Jaune, you have no idea how this world works, now shut up and quit making assumptions about how stuff works there." Weiss muttered. "You already made stupid mistakes about a hundred times….."
Ruby frowned. "And now we're basically guinea pigs for the military. It took them three stories to turn us into that, but it finally happened."
The heiress scoffed. "…..the right tactics? Good sir, as much as I'd like to agree with you, taking on a bunch of people who can rip even your most armoured vehicles apart with their bare fists is going to need more than just good tactics. Yes, you have larger numbers, and yes, one Remnan isn't going to take over a world like that, but still….

You need better firepower, for one, and enough distance to not get blown up. And you'd need to know that they don't have a Semblance that stops that dead; for instance, your mother's, Yang. Energy vampirism, correct?"
"Yeah." The brawler nodded. "That's right. Energy vampirism. It was pretty cool…."

"And assuming they don't, say, bring something like a Paladin with them…." The heiress continued.

Breaking Tensions

"Transformers. Excellent." Weiss muttered. "More dross to pump their brains full with. How annoying."
Yang crossed her arms, frowning. "It wasn't that bad a movie. It was pretty enjoyable.

I mean, it's no Gurren Lagann- and what is?- but y'know, there's a reason those movies made tons."

"It's literally nothing but a bunch of explosions chained together with giant robots."
"Giant robots are awesome!" Blake protested, glaring at the heiress for her remarks. "Don't you dare insult mecha, heathen."

"…..awwww. Gavin's an understanding boyfriend!" Ruby smiled. "That's so sweet."

The catgirl shuddered. "If what I think's going to go down is going to go down, then Yang'll probably end up breaking up with him to keep him safe from Cinder."

"And we're about to head to the RTX convention….." Blake noted. "….this is going to all go horribly, horribly wrong."

An Unexplained Anomaly

Weiss frowned. "Well, Cinder and her ilk have arrived."
"Cindy would have a field day reading this….." Yang mused, chuckling. "…as would Torchwick. I think I know who else we're showing this to."

"Cinder would probably complain about not being fanservicey enough. Or being boringly insane." The heiress muttered, rolling her eyes.

"…..Roman Torchwick. Hitchiking." The brawler snorted, snickering. "If it wasn't the fact that this'd be far worse because they're not the nice ones we know, this'd be pretty bad.

The heiress slapped her face with her palm, exasperated. "…..and her brother's right! What's she doing?! Good Dust, picking up random people on the highway?! Even if it wasn't a bunch of anarchists, that's still not good!"

"…this Sarah girl's doomed." Blake muttered. "Absolutely doomed.

…..I guess I'll leave the review this time then."

From: NinjacatNightshade

Good buildup. Need more.

-Blake B.

PS: Yes. We're team RWBY, commenting on a fic about us being in the real world. Very funny. Haha.

PSS: We're showing this to Cinder~ -Yang

PSSS: Stop that. –Weiss

"….time to make everyone's day!" Yang cheered, copy-pasting the link into emails to shoot off to everyone.

Weiss sighed, shaking her head and deciding to retreat to her usual recourse of a vanilla sorbet and a nice book.

"….you do that."

END

A/N: And thus ends the Emergencefest! A huge thanks to Chris7221for making it possible, and if you're reading this now, you're awesome! Next time, Weiss Reacts to School Newspapers!

So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, comments, criticisms, suggestions, reviews and thoughts, and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!