Jaune and Pyrrha React to Beach Party RWBY!

A/N: Welcome to an unexpected chapter of Weiss Reacts! Well, for the moment, it seems more like Pyrrha Reacts, given she's been a viewpoint character for most of the last few chapters bar the Gurren Lagann reaction, but eh, the girl deserves it after canon shafted her. Literally. Let's give a huge thanks to He who is AWESOME for letting us feature his fic as a bit of light reading before we dive in to cover Volume 3 next week.

Because damn, despite my whole spiel about despair and happiness, it's not like all the crap didn't get to me, so I'm gonna need a bit. Anyway! Let's get on with the chapter! And let the Arkos tease continue-wait, why is it tease if they already got together? *shrug*

DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, otherwise-oh, for the love of Madoka, it's awkward to make Pyrrha jokes now! Um….otherwise...err, there would be a King Arthur expy? That'll do.

All mentioned franchises and characters belong to their respective owners.

Beach Party RWBY belongs to He who is AWESOME.

"Awww…." Nora frowned as she stared out of the window. "It's too cold to go to the beach…."

"….why do you want to go to the beach?" Ren inquired, scratching his head. "It's the middle of winter. It'd be unpleasantly cold."

Nora frowned, taking out a heart-print bikini that looked incredibly skimpy. "I've been trying to try this out, is all…."

Ren's cheeks reddened as he looked away from her. "N-Nora, put that away!"
"Why? R-Ren, quit pushing me! Eh?!"

"Nora, put it away! Q-quit flashing those things around!"
"My underwear rights are being abused!" Nora protested. "Sloth gods above, help meeeee!"
"Hm…." Pyrrha was completely oblivious to the struggling, calmly scribbling down notes from one of the textbooks set for her studies by Professor Faust, A Treatise On The Holyest Duste. "…..huh. They once thought Dust was magic….how interesting.

Jaune, could you pass me a pen? I seem to have run out with this one."
"Sure thing." The knight tossed her an extra pen, looking down at his homework. "Hey, Pyrrha, do you know the answer to this question here?"

"Which one?"
Jaune raised the sheet he was working on for her to see. "I've been stuck on that for ten minutes and I've no clue what I need to do to answer it."
"…you never mix volatile Dust or shake it too much." The spearmaiden responded. "And you need to use a Luna-Shawcross container device to transport that kind of Dust over a long distance."

"Thanks. Hey, after you're done, can I have a look at your notes? I'm kinda stuck on mine." Jaune confessed. "It's kinda hard to understand all this talk when most of it is about trying to get eternal life from Dust. I wonder why Professor Faust used this textbook…"
"It's an excellent manual for the actual use of Dust." Pyrrha pointed out. "Although you have a point with his obsession with eternal life being somewhat disconcerting….."

"Nora!" Ren yelled. "Put it away!"
"Never!" Nora declared defiantly, her bikini now being worn on her head. "I will never-"

Suddenly, both their scrolls buzzed. Ren paused, picking up the scroll and examining it.

From: BlondeBombshell (Yang)

Subject: Cordelia Protocol

Ready to execute it. Evacuate the dorm. I'll be there in a few minutes. Make sure Pyrrha and Jaune don't go anywhere. And make sure the lighting's good, my camera's lamp broke.

Both of them suddenly stopped their squabble. Nora put the bikini away in her closet and Ren dusted himself off, nodding to her. She sighed, looking quite disappointed.

"Yang better save me a picture…." Nora whispered. "I've been dying to see it for years…"

"Same here." Ren sighed. "I was there when they confessed, you know. You have no idea how much I was trying to resist the urge to tell them 'just kiss already!'"

"Weren't you the guy who said 'there are some things people just can't rush?"

"That was before I realised how unbearably annoying it is to see people who've already said they love each other without doing anything about their romantic tension."

Nora shrugged. "They did go on a date-"
"Which they said was a friendly dinner and did nothing on but eat and do nothing romantic of the sort." The gunslinger pointed out. "Dust, it's going to take Pyrrha being shot or something to make something happen…."

"Huh? What?" Pyrrha perked up. "I heard my name. What's going on?"

Ren held his hand up. "Nothing. Hey, listen, Nora and I are leaving for a bit to check some stuff out at the library. Are you guys going to be okay without us here?"

Jaune shrugged casually. "Eh, sure. Hey, can you guys pick up an extra copy of that Treatise thing? I think I lost mine…."
"Sure." Ren nodded, trying to hide his smirk. "You two have fun here by yourselves. We'll be back in a few."

Nora merely snickered as Ren shoved her outside first before she spoiled the surprise. Pyrrha looked up from her book, frowning.

"…..Jaune, do you know what that was about?"
"…no clue." The knight sighed. "Well, if it's an antic, we're already doomed as they probably already have every route of escape down this time. And if it isn't, well, we've got nothing to worry about."

Pyrrha sighed, frowning. "Well, you have a point there. Wait, did you hear about the RWBY marathon night Yang wanted to hold?"
"Yeah." The knight chuckled. "I heard the new volume's crazy. I'm trying not to spoil myself, but apparently it's crazy dark."

"I'm worried if that's the case….." Pyrrha remarked concernedly. "…that IS still us on screen, after all."

"…point." The knight shrugged. "Well, it can't be that bad. It's not like they killed a main character or anything."

"That's oddly specific."
"Well, isn't that what they always do when they want to make something dark, kill a main character?" Jaune pointed out. "They did that to Mami in Madoka Magica, after all."
Pyrrha shut her book. "Well, I hope that's not what happens. I, for one, don't look forward to seeing our younger selves being killed on screen if that's what happens."

"Aaaaand that's why you get to have some fluff to yourselves!"

Yang burst into their room with a wide grin on her face. "Heeeeeee~eeeeeeey!"

Both spearmaiden and knight felt their blood run cold. "…that's never good."

"Oh, come on, guys!" Yang strolled up to them, wrapping an arm around each of them. "It's just me! What could possibly go wrong?"
"No offense, Yang, but everything." Pyrrha pointed out. "The last time we were with you, y-you tried to…." She blushed, unable to complete the sentence. Yang rolled her eyes.

"Oh, please, not like you weren't going to do it anyway. Come on, guys, I just wanna read a story with you!"

'And then…..if that doesn't work….rant at them until they kiss. Yes.' The brawler nodded. 'Thanks, Cordelia. The Antic Order really does owe you a lot. Maybe we ought to pay you another visit.'

"A story?" Pyrrha stopped, blinking. "….it can't be that bad. It's just a story. Right, Jaune?"
"…..Pyrrha, the only words you never say are that, 'how could things possibly get worse', and 'nothing could go wrong'." The knight remarked, shuddering. "And THAT one is second worst.

We're in for it now…."

The spearmaiden swallowed. "…uh-oh."
Yang rolled her eyes as she produced a laptop to execute her plan with. "Oh, please. You guys are over-reacting. Nothing's going to happen to you!"
'Yet.'

"…how appropriate." Jaune remarked. "….a story about everyone going to the beach."

Yang smiled. "…see? Nothing wrong here! At all!"
"I don't get hypnotised by Jaune's deep….blue….eyes…." Pyrrha paused briefly, shaking her head and trying to erase the image of the aforementioned eyes from her head. "…what was I saying?"

"Proving their point." Yang rolled her eyes. "Anyway…hah! That sounds exactly like our Ozpin, just looking for nice entertainment! I'd personally love to be the headmaster of this place, too…..

Although mustard down the cleavage can't be good for me. And modest red one-piece?! Pyrrha, you boring person!"
"What? That's not…well, I do have lifeguarding experience…." The spearmaiden thought carefully. "…..but h-how is that boring?!"

"The fans need some eye candy."
"W-what?!" Pyrrha squeaked in terror, blushing. "D-don't say such things! J-Jaune! Tell her that!"

The knight shook himself out of the vision of Pyrrha in any sort of swimsuit, shaking his head. "Y-yeah, Yang! D-don't say that!"
"Your nose is bleeding, Jaune." The brawler remarked, chuckling. "You really are smitten if something as boring as a one-piece that barely shows any skin makes you think like that…."

"W-what do you mean by boring?!"

"Oh, you know full well what I mean. Don't lie, I've seen your stash."

"N-not in front of Pyrrha!" The knight cried in horror. Pyrrha tilted her head.

"Stash? What-"
"D-don't say anything more, Pyrrha! Y-you don't need to know!"

'Hoo boy. I know how Reflet felt when she was teasing Robin and Lucina now.' The brawler mused. 'This is pretty fun!'

"And getting all blushy at him for dancing? He hasn't even taken his shirt off! Pyrrha Nikos, you really are the worst." Yang wagged her finger in a disapproving manner, chuckling. The spearmaiden looked away, embarrassed.

"…..he's a good dancer….I can't help it…."

"W-why are you doing this?!" Jaune cried. The brawler smirked.

"As a wise philosopher once said, I am the beautiful angel of romance, come down to make couples bond like they really should!"

Pyrrha frowned. "You already used that title! A-and…..I-I don't stare at Jaune while he's not got a shirt on…."

"You're really new to this if you think anyone will buy that."

"C-can we just stop with the swimsuit business?!" Pyrrha cried, trying to change the subject. "T-this is too much!"

"Still the worst." Yang sighed. "Trying to get away with the swimsuit…..how uninteresting."

Jaune stared at the screen as they read over the part where his arrival from the land of sleep was punctuated by something rather awkward. "…..n-no way! I would-"
"Never think about Pyrrha like that? Oh please. Of course you would." The brawler scoffed. "I'm a girl and I'd totally tap that. Don't tell me YOU wouldn't, you're the one who's in love with her-"

"Yang!" The spearmaiden yelped, embarrassed. "D-don't talk like that!"
"Only telling the truth, sweetie~" 'Oh, man is it GOOD to be back.'

The knight simply looked away, ashamed; in part because despite his protests, indecent thoughts about Pyrrha might have crossed his mind, and they may have involved acts that Weiss would have him executed for even thinking of doing. And he may have dreamed about them a little. Last night.

"Come on, Ruby! Show Nora who the true burp queen is!" The brawler continued, seemingly uncaring about what she had just said. "Oh….oh my! Pyrrha! It seems your skills extend more to than just kicking ass! Yes! Finally! No Weiss to tell me not to curse!"

Pyrrha stood up, finally attempting to escape their predicament. "A-alright, t-that's enough! I-I'm going to get out of here! T-this embarrassment is t-too much for me!"

Yang crossed her arms, smirking. "Try it, Pyrrha. Be my guest."

The spearmaiden swiftly walked over to the door, trying it. It wouldn't budge.

"Eh?!"

She tried again, attempting to focus her Semblance on turning the tumblers and levers, before turning the knob again. It still wouldn't budge.

"W-what did you do, Yang?!"

"Military-grade activated adhesive, courtesy of the Order." Yang waved around a tube of the stuff, grinning. "It won't turn off until I say so, and I can turn it back on if you try to leave when I want to leave.

And I won't be leaving until I read this fic with you." 'And then get you to kiss so I can finally put this to rest.'

The spearmaiden slackened, defeated. She walked back over to Yang and Jaune, taking a glance over at the window. "…..and I suppose-"

"And we have a trampoline line all the way up to the gate if you try to jump out, so you're bouncing straight back in here if you try to jump out. The vents are sealed, too.

You're stuck with me, my dear~"
'People, I can deal with. Grimm, I can kill.' Pyrrha thought, leaning back in bed as she gave up on trying to escape Yang. 'But the Order's just too well-prepared…..'

"Excellent!" The brawler clapped. "And we finally get to the beach and finally get to see what we bought you for a swimsuit!"

Jaune's eyes widened. "U-um….t-that's-"

"Ooooh, these guys are genius. Planners, just like me." The brawler cackled. "You know, if you two hadn't….well, I wouldn't call it 'settled', but just said you loved each other, we would've totally done this."

Pyrrha frowned. "But why?!"

"Because the sexual tension could be cut with a butter knife! Seriously! Do you know how much of a pain in the backside it is to resist the urge to say 'just get a room and screw him' already for three years?!"

Jaune stared at her. "D-don't tell me I don't get a say in that!"
"Hey, not like I wanted to say the opposite for you too! Seriously, at one point I wanted to just dose you two and Winter with aphrodisiacs, lock you in a room and have it done with already!"
"Didn't you try to do that already?" Jaune pointed out. "That ended up with Pyrrha-"
The spearmaiden hushed him. "D-don't talk about that! I-It was not a good day to find out we'd all been dosed….

Crazy stalker….don't remind me…" She shuddered at the days she'd been desperate enough to turn to Velvet just to get Jaune to notice her.

Yang sighed nostalgically. "Oh, that was great, that was. Hoo boy, don't tempt me, I would totally make out with her if I didn't want Jaune to do it first~"

"Q-quit it….." Pyrrha weakly protested.

"…..skimpy and indecent….." The knight almost choked. "…n-no way…."

Yang chuckled. "Dust, you two are so cute! It's like you're afraid of laying a finger on each other! Come on, you beat him up every night, Pyrrha, what's so bad about wanting to touch those sweet, sweet abs-"
"T-that's an entirely different thing!"
"Yes, yes it is~ And damn do I look good in white!" Yang declared. "I'd tap myself in that. Hehehe…."
"At least you have enough shame to m-make sure Ruby doesn't wear something all weird…." Jaune conceded.

"I have standards! Even if they're almost non-existent. And….hoooo boy! Weiss and Blake!" The brawler wolf-whistled. "They're pulling out all the stops! I know what I'm getting Blake for her birthday now!

Oh my, Pyrrha! That's…..hohohoho."

"I…..I…." The spearmaiden was unable to speak, trying to picture just how indecent the bikini had to look if hers showed more skin than Yang's. "….I would never…..that's…"

Jaune, for the most part, had a frozen face for the moment; primarily because he was attempting not to picture Pyrrha in said indecent bikini and failing.

Yang had to suppress the urge to start laughing. 'Hoo boy.'

"Oh my! Pyrrha! Using a volleyball game and his arm as an excuse to…..naughty girl! Really, really. You are the worst!" The brawler grinned.

Never before in her life had Pyrrha come this close to fainting. Except that one time before one of her tournament fights where she'd spent the day before without drinking any water.

This, however, was totally different. And very, very embarrassing.

Jaune, meanwhile, still reeling from managing to fight off the image of Pyrrha in a revealing bikini, had to now remove the image of his not-girlfriend pressing her not-inconsiderable chest on his arm.

'I-I have to have angered some god out there…b-because this is far too much…..'

"Filling her hole. Funny." Yang snickered. "You know-"
"Don't say another word." Pyrrha interrupted her, glaring at Yang. The brawler squeaked.

"Y-yes ma'am."

Jaune rolled his eyes. "Oh…..how mature. Come on guys. Mermaid boobs? Really?"
"….it's funny?" The brawler shrugged. "Dust-hoo boy. Giving her a massage? Daring! Considering neither of you can even think about kissing each other, let alone laying your hands on her naked back-"
"E-enough!" Pyrrha cried, her earlier resolve defeated once more. "T-this is….ridiculous…"

Yang giggled. "Awww, isn't that cute? You two are sleeping next to each other, too! Or rather, you put her to sleep. Hehehehe….oh my."
"Kyaaaaah!" The spearmaiden squeaked. "N-no! D-don't look! J-Jaune, don't picture that!"
"I-I'm trying not to!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Yang laughed maniacally. "This is perfect! And boom, they pop the question! Better than you two did and….hahahahah! Yes!"

At that point, Pyrrha and Jaune's faces were redder than the former's hair.

"W-we…..we…..we kissed….."

"Mhm…..t-that's…..what…."
Yang grinned. "At least they did what we've been dying for you two to do for the last three years!"

'W-we kissed….o-on the…..l-lips….with tongue….' Pyrrha thought, trying to rationalise what had just happened. '….Jaune…kiss….with tongue….'

And the spearmaiden promptly fainted, plopping her chest onto Jaune's groin. The image really was too much for her this time.

The knight jumped; or tried, if it weren't for the weight on his lap.

"W-what?! P-Pyrrha! Wake up! Not there! Pyrrha!"

Yang frowned. "Awww. I was so looking forward to it, too."
"Looking forward to what?!" The knight snapped. "T-this….oh Dust…."

"I was actually going to make you two kiss somehow." Yang explained. "But, it seems Pyrrha didn't even last the whole story before she decided to faint.

I'd pay my right arm to see you kiss her awake, right now!"
"N-no way! This isn't some kind of fairy tale! She's not some kind of princess!"
"Come on, Jaaaaaaune! Kiss the girl before it's too late!" Yang implored. "You know-"
"JUST GET OUT!"

"Alright, alright." The brawler sighed, rolling her eyes. "…and to think I had it all planned out…"

'Note to self: Figure out how Cordelia did it without making either of her lot faint.'

With that, Yang left JNPR dorm, leaving the knight to tuck his fainted partner into bed for her to recover from what she had just witnessed.

Of course, she typed up a review.

From: BlondeBombshell

just showed this to pyrrha and jaune

they loved it

0/10 because it didn't work properly

-yang

ps: not enough fanservice from me, -10/10

Yang sighed, tutting. "Ah, well. One day-"
"YANG!"

"…aahhh, nuts."

Weiss was behind her, breathing heavily, wearing what appeared to be a maid outfit.

"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY CLOTHES!"

"I improved them!"

"GIVE ME BACK MY CLOTHES!"

Needless to say, neither team RWBY nor half of team JNPR was having a good morning.

END

A/N: Well, I guess we had one last moment of fluffy awkward Arkos before we smack poor Pyrrha in the face with Volume 3. Although really, how did Pyrrha end up the main character of Weiss Reacts for the last few chapters? That wasn't even on purpose.

Anyway, a huge thanks to He who is AWESOME for letting us feature his story, and the next few chapters will cover Volume 3! Man, Torchwick, Pyrrha, Penny AND Yang are gonna LOVE it! Especially Pyrrha. *evil cackle*

So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, comments, criticisms, reviews, suggestions and thoughts, and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!