Weiss Reacts to Squid Girl, Part 2!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Alright, ladies and gents, it's that time again, when I need ideas for what I wanna write. You guys seem to want a Kamen Rider series. Gaim is the biggest suggestion, but I'd like to put it to a vote! After you're done reading this chapter, go check my profile for a vote on which Kamen Rider series we should feature! Anyway, enough of this agonising, let us get on with the chapter!

Also, praise Auntie Salem.

DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, otherwise we would have a grasshopper Faunus Kamen Rider-esque character.

Squid Girl/Shinryaku Ika Musume belongs to Masahiro Anbe.

All mentioned franchises and characters belong to their respective owners.

"Oh, let the antics begin." Weiss muttered irritably as the other two members of Team RWBY showed up.

Ruby looked over to Yang. "When did Nora find the time to snap a picture of those two?"
"She said she just found Pyrrha in Jaune's bed, snuggled up to him when she woke up." The brawler explained. "As a member of the Antic Order, she felt the need to catch such a picture!

And now we have convenient blackmail material~"

Weiss sighed. "Make up your mind, Yang? Are you supposed to be a cool big sister? A perverted troll? A shipper on deck who wants her best friends to be happy?"
"Maybe I'm all three~" The brawler giggled. "Maybe I'm a cool big sister who ships her friends together and just happens to be a bit of a perv~"
Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose. "…I refuse to believe it's just a 'bit' of a perv!"
The brawler held up a finger, wagging it as if she were a parent admonishing a child. "Not the one who assumed Jaune and Pyrrha were doing the horizontal hula, or forging the moaning statue, or donning the velvet hat-"

"L-let that go already!" The heiress snapped, embarrassed. "It was a slip! A stupid slip!"

Blake sighed, shaking her head. "You've been saving those up, haven't you, Yang?"
"Been saving these up for a while. It feels good to let it all out~"
Weiss grumbled. "If we can have enough discussion about what our friends technically didn't actually do and what I thought they did and actually watch this stupid anime, then we would have ended this discussion a long time ago!"

Yang shrugged. "I'm sorry! I've just got to milk the fact that you actually thought something perverted where I didn't for once~"

"Whatever!" The heiress snapped. "Just s-start the stupid episode! We've blathered on enough and the joke's getting old! Just finish this thing already!"

Ruby nodded, settling down next to Weiss. "Hey, you guys hear about the play they're organising in a week or so? Any of you signing up for that?"
"No, and I already feel dread about it!" The heiress snapped. "Whatever. Just get the stupid episode already!

I swear, with all the blathering we do, we could spend more of it doing something productive!"

Yang scoffed. "Please. Shipping our friends together is productive.

It makes them happy, me happy, and everyone around them happy! And, of course, I get to win all my bets with-"
"JUST SHUT UP AND PLAY THE EPISODE!"

The brawler sighed, shaking her head. "I swear, Weiss, you're so impatient. Just a little blathering won't kill you, but fine, since you asked…."

Blake shrugged. "She seems snippier than usual today. What happened while I was gone?"
"It's a long story, but Weiss'll kill me if I tell it~"
"Like I said, Yang, I'll just shave your hair off."
The brawler clenched her fists. "…..you don't want to test me, girl, and you know it! You even touch one hair on my head and I will show you all kinds of suffering! Or, of course, I can always just leak a ton of secrets about you and make you a laughingstock until my hair grows back better than before~"

"….tch." Weiss growled. "Fine! Just…just turn on the stupid show!" She threw her hands up, clearly defeated and unable to come back with a suitable threat, having exhausted her truest threat to Yang's beauty.

Smirking, the brawler triumphantly unpaused the video.

Episode 7

"Ah, Nagisa." Weiss clapped. "At last, I can finally sympathise with you. You actually want to put a halt to all these antics!"

Yang frowned. "How could you enjoy someone like that? She sounds boring!"
"And she went straight back to delusional again." The heiress sighed, sounding a little disappointed at the loss of one of her potential comrades in antic aversion. "…wonderful."

Ruby giggled. "She's so cute! She's just like my Weiss~"
"I am nothing like that! D-don't compare me to her, p-pervert!" The heiress cried in protest, blushing.

Blake tilted her head. "Well, actually, as far as I know, Ika's pretty tsuntsun herself….and….oh, here come the Three Stooges."
"Hey, that joke's not for another episode!" Yang pointed out. "…..although, you have a point. They act like a bunch of buffoons. And they have the literal cure to cancer! Such wasted talent…."
"One might say that about you and the Antic Order…." Weiss muttered aside. "…seriously, all that talent at planning and inventing and you waste it on pranking people and forcing them into relationships…."
Yang shrugged at that. "That's not wasted talent, that's talent being put to very good use~"
"You could call it that if you want." Weiss quickly retorted. "It's still stupidly deluded.

….Well, you're quick to sell her out, Eiko! Guess profit really is the only thing you can count on in this world."

"Like a normal human could really do the job of a girl with eight arms to do stuff with." Blake muttered. "And on that note, I should give Norn some robotic octopus arms. You know, to maximise efficiency."
"Wouldn't all those arms just get in her way?" Weiss inquired. "….of course. She's good at everything but actually invading.

Modern major generals everywhere may eat their hearts out.

Episode 8

"Huh. So she can get sick." Weiss noted. "Interesting."

Yang sighed nostalgically. "This reminds me of when I took care of Blakey here~"

"Oh, I remember that." The heiress nodded in agreement. "…..it was an absolute shocker you could actually take care of someone correctly, you know."
"Hey, I'm a big sister! It comes with the package~" The brawler boasted. "I'm just good at taking care of people! In my own way, most of the time~"
"I would remind you what your own way tends to be, but I have no illusions about your thoughts on it." Weiss muttered irritably. "Anyway, I must….congratulate you on being able to take care of Blake so well."
"You say that, but I can't remember a thing…." Blake sighed, rubbing the back of her head. "…that fever must've really taken it out of me."

Yang chuckled hurriedly, waving it off. "Well, i-it was nothing, really! I just did what any good friend would, eh? Let's not talk about that right now, eh?"

'….they did something while she was sick, I know it.' The heiress noted as she turned her attention back to the screen. '…perhaps something to do with Yang's crush or something…..tch.

Doesn't matter.'

"I'm a little jealous…." Ruby whimpered. "I wish I could build sandcastles like that one…..it looks so realistic…"
Weiss shook her head. "I never understood the fun of making sandcastles, personally."
"Well, your family's rich enough to make real ones….." The brawler retorted. "…..and they're right, it really does look like poo.

…..and oh Dust with those tentacles it looks so wrong!"
"...t-tch…..she looks so…..sad…." Weiss noted, shaking her head and turning away, huffing. "I-I don't want to hug that s-stupid ditz! Especially now, when she l-looks so devastated about losing that umbrella..."
"It's okay." Ruby laughed, shaking her head. "You can find things cute too~"

"D-don't say it like that!"

Episode 9

"It seems this game of ding-dong ditch just went horribly wrong." Weiss sighed, shaking her head. "…and how does it end up with her getting a new friend? Is this girl like my sister or something?"

Yang laughed. "Ohohohoho…..so paranoid she even thinks Chizuru's going to kill her just for having friends.

I'd kill to have a reputation like that."

"It would never work for you." The heiress remarked. "You're far too lax. And perverted. Did I mention that?"
"Well, you must've called me a pervert at least ten times this chapter already….." The brawler mused.

"…odd girl. Good Dust, isn't that an understatement!" Weiss declared. "…..and here we go with Sanae again."

Yang stared at the screen."Hey, yandere fight! Yandere fight! I'm placing bets on the cute one!"
"…the obsession those two have with this squid person seems overly Velvet-like….." Weiss grumbled. "It's disturbing! Doesn't that Cindy woman have anything else to do apart from stalking her?!"
Blake shrugged. "Well, she thinks she's an alien, so it's fair play, I guess. It is her job to find aliens, anyway…."
"Oh, of course, invisibility bullets!" Weiss snapped. "Why would you tell the stalker pervert girl about invisibility bullets?!"

Yang took out a notepad, writing the idea down. "…..well, Fuyuki's going to want to hear those ideas…."
"P-Put that thing away!" The heiress cried. "…and of course she falls for a gun with the 'majesty of an invader'! Why in the name of all that is good in this blessed world would you willingly want to shoot yourself in the face with a gun to test it out?!

Well, at least she had the good sense to make them test it out for themselves!"

Blake scratched her chin, thinking carefully. "...in hindsight, designing a gun that buffs your majesty to look like a gun doesn't work too well as a design decision…."

Episode 10

"….She can't make dummies but she can draw ridiculous drawings like those." Weiss muttered. "Of course, she would make herself look like some sort of sea monster…."

Yang sighed dreamily. "I wish I had skills like that…..then I could draw better fanart.

Then I could show you guys all the lovely fanart of Rubes and Weiss I drew~"
"Have you no end to your depravity?!" The heiress snapped. "Why would you draw art like that of your own sister?!"

Ruby simply blushed, remaining quiet. "Eheheheh….."

"S-shut up! T-that's not funny!" Weiss snapped. "And w-what's wrong with her, making a little child wet the bed out of fear?! Does she have no end to her stupidity?!"

Blake looked surprised. "Huh. She just told Sanae to knock it off…..and she did. That's impressive, for a yandere-type like her."
"If only it worked so well for our Velvet…" The heiress muttered. "Wait….wait….and now they're making us feel sad for her?!

T-tch….on one hand, she really deserves it for being such a pervert…..but on the other…s-she seems so…NO! I refuse to be made sad by the rightful comeuppance of this perverted stalker!"
Yang giggled. "So you will, Weiss. So you will."

"….and of course, she just snaps back when it's all over! Perfect and convenient." The heiress sighed irritably, rubbing her temples. "Well, at least she stopped crying.

…..aren't tentacles unfair in baseball?"
Blake shrugged. "Hey, I don't think there's a rule about those. Then again, it's not every day you get a girl who has tentacles for hair playing, right?"
"…I reiterate. How can a ditz like this get away with attempting to force herself upon the world as an invader from the sea?!" Weiss cried. "She can play sport, play music, do complicated maths, but she cannot for the life of her do something with all of her skills!"

The brawler shrugged. "Well, Chizuru exists, so it's not like she'd be going unopposed…."

"Still!" Weiss maintained her point. "It's not as if there aren't some things she could apply her skills to…"

Ruby sighed, frowning. "I feel so sorry for her, really. To think she wants to do so much and she just doesn't have the skills…"

Episode 11

"…Johnny and Depp. Subtle." Yang remarked drily, looking aside. "….say, this whole skit seems creepier than usual…."
Weiss rolled her eyes. "Well, ghosts exist, but come on! It's probably stocked away in a shed-

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT POOR DOLL"
The brawler chuckled. "Oh, poor Chizuru! They think she's an alien now…."

Blake simply nodded in agreement. "She'd certainly have to be one to hit like she does. She just chops their clothes in half! How does that even work?"
"Hehehehehe…if only we could-OW!" Yang cried out, as Weiss slapped her on the back of the head.

"Don't you DARE finish that sentence!" The heiress warned her irritably. "Perhaps they'd get farther if they didn't use such stupid methods!

Invisible fly? Invisibility suits?! What are they, the Antic Order?!"
"I dunno. They seem like a bunch of amateurs." Yang pointed out, shrugging. "If they were really one of us, they'd be better at pranking people-"
"Oh, do not give me that spiel about being professionals again, you people clearly are not!" Weiss retorted. "…and WHAT KIND OF AN INVADER ACTS SO LAZY ABOUT A SIMPLE HILL?!"
Ruby pouted. "Well…..that hill does seem kinda steep…."
"That's barely a hill! You could climb one that size easy!"

The brawler crossed her arms, smirking. "And you could hardly climb one yourself! You're all skin and bones anyway~!"

"N-Nonsense! Of course I could g-get up a hill easily! I could run up one all day long!"

Blake just snickered, trying to hide her amusement at Weiss outlasting any of them at any sort of physical activity, save expressing her anger.

"W-what are you laughing at?!"

"Nothing….snrk."

"Oh, and a girl who can destroy walls can't deal with a little snake? Or a bear?!" The heiress continued her rant. "….so much for- oh for the love of-! Sanae, how desperate are you?!"
"Well, she did dress up like a giant shrimp to get Ika to eat her…..if you know what I mean~" Yang pointed out, smirking again. Weiss just glared at her.

"And you weren't willing to dress like a giant…..no, no, I won't go that far." The heiress held herself back. "…..no."
Blake raised an eyebrow. "Huh? When have you ever held yourself back from insulting Yang?"
"….let's just say she and I have a mutual understanding about something you don't need to know about just yet." Weiss explained calmly, nodding to Yang ever so slightly.

She nodded back, understanding what Weiss had done.

Ruby, meanwhile, looked completely lost. "Huh? What's going on?"

"…..it doesn't matter, Ruby. Let's just finish watching this show."

Episode 12

"…that's not how 3D TELEVISIONS WORK!" Weiss snapped, irritated for the umpteenth time. "They do not make things real! And for the love of Dust, WHY, Sanae?!"
Blake nodded slowly. "Well, you've got to give her credit for determination. If only she placed it in being manly….."
"Oh, here we go…Nagisa runs away….and Chizuru just breaks out the noh mask! How is anyone even fooled?! They can't even see her face!"

Ruby frowned. "Awww…..all of her squid abilities just…..went. That's actually a little sad."
"…I feel sorry for the poor girl now." The heiress grumbled. "Not enough that I'd forgive her ridiculous amount of ditziness…..and to think she'd just leave.

Good Dust….I think I'm tearing up slightly. I mean…..what? Tch. I'm happy they're rid of her! N-not that I care, or anything!"

The reaper giggled, squeezing her tightly. "Awww…..you're so adorable when you get like that~"
"S-shut up!" Weiss blushed, shuddering in her hug. "…..why do you have to be so embarrassing…."

Yang frowned. "Awww…they seem so sad without her. See? Antics are a healthy thing for friendship!"

"Yes, because being shoved into a maid costume is such an enjoyable thing."

"Well, if I recall, correctly, you're the one who won the Antic War for our sakes~" The brawler reminded her, smirking. The heiress blanched as she remembered that she had indeed won.

"…..w-what…..no. Impossible. I…..I refuse to believe it! I refuse to admit that I-I actually helped advance y-your stupid pervert antics!"

"Like or not, you still did~"

Ruby raised an eyebrow. "And she just cut off all her hair? And what happened to her puns? What happened to ink-vading?

…..this whole 'losing her powers' thing must've hit her hard."
Weiss shook her head. "Even that Takeru child seems devastated. …..perhaps there's slightly more merit in this antic thing than I admitted earlier. Slightly, Yang, and don't you dare look so smug!"
"…..these fools don't know how to do their job right!" Blake snapped, finally irritated herself. "And now they brought on a whirlpool!"

Weiss' eyes widened. "…no way. They're not going to drown Eiko, right? This isn't that kind of….

No! Don't you dare drown on me! …..yes! YES! Grow your tentacles back and….YES! The Squid Girl we know and love has returned! At last!"
"So you do like her after all!" Yang clapped. "You admitted it! Hah!"
"I don't care! At least they didn't drown! Everything is exactly as it should be, now! Not with this stupid sad and depressing stuff….." Weiss muttered. "There, are you happy now? I like her antics. Like them. See? I can admit stuff!"
"Then admit you like antics."
"…I HATE YOU."

Blake sighed. "Well, it was good while that lasted. Oh well.

So. That was a nice change of pace from last night….."

Ruby nodded in agreement. "Fair change. I…..actually had to take a moment to get over how that ended.

…but, uh, let's not talk about that, right? It'll just make us sad again! Oh….right! Right! I remember what I was going to say apart from the whole Pyrrha thing."

Weiss raised an eyebrow curiously. "You mean we missed something?"
"Ozpin came out and said that we had two new people!" The reaper declared. "One of them was some new professor woman…..Cassandra, I think her name was. She looked kinda like Professor Goodwitch, only….uh….kinda thinner, I guess?

The other one was a new student. Rook Leblanc, I think his name was. Yeah, Rook Leblanc!"

"Huh. I recall Winter talking about some guy called Rook….and she seemed pretty happy when they called his name out." Blake remembered carefully. "….hm. You know anyone called Rook, Weiss?"
"Doesn't ring a bell." The heiress shook her head. "…anyway, we should…..get downstairs and get to finding out about all this.

As for that play…..I'm dreading it already. Who's writing it?"
"Oh. Professor Fall."
"…..we're doomed."

END

A/N: Well, that was a very late chapter from me! I apologise! Anyway, next chapter is Weiss Reacts to School Plays!

And I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, suggestions, criticisms, thoughts, reviews and comments, and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!