Time: Post-Battle Against Gaea
Ships/Pairings: Solangelo (Nico di Angelo x Will Solace)
OG Idea: I wanted to write a Crack!Fic involving Nico.
Setting: Camp Half-Blood
Characters: Nico di A., Jason G., Percy J., Piper M., Will S.
Plot: "Piper introduces the two to the Solangelo Club, and chaos soon ensues."

The Solangelo Club

"Welcome to the Solangelo Club. We're Percy and Piper, the founders of this community. Right now, we have 20 members, and most of them come from Camp Half Blood, which is a yearly summer camp for demigods. Demigods are the daughter/sons/other of any Greek god and a mortal—"

"What's this club about?"

"Well..." Piper hesitated for a moment. "For a person that typically doesn't do this type of stuff, I do have to admit you two are so cute together. To help you two get together faster, we created a club. It's true love... opposites attract, don't they?" Everybody else nodded, holding up a mug that said 'opposites attract'.

"But..." Nico stammered from a corner. "I don't like Will!"

Piper held up a t-shirt. "You may not know it yet, but we all know you do! There's no point in lying to an Aphrodite child." She gently guided Will towards the other side of the room where Nico was standing. Everybody shuffled around nervously, taking money out of their wallets.

"Just kiss already," one Athena child hissed.

"No, propose first!" another Hephaestus child whispered back. "Oh no, I'm sorry! Coleen, take my money..."

The whole entire room was silent and Nico's pale face was slowly turning red, a brilliant tomato red. He gulped and said quietly, "What the hell is going on?" And then he ran away.

Everybody watched Nico storm off angrily. Piper sighed.

"Just admit it, Nico," she mumbled. "It's really obvious. Even if you aren't here to listen to this, remember—you're meant for each other, and we all know it." There was a sudden light tap on Piper's shoulders; a surprised Piper turned to face Will.

"If I'm going to be honest, I can see why you guys support it. Those reasons are something I can approve of, but I'm not sure how Nico feels about it," Will blurted, staring at the ground in embarrassment. "Honestly, I think he's not bad—"

The members of the Solangelo club cheered, bumping fists. A few people were glaring at each other, and there were murmurs of, "Well, I'm still going to win." "No, I will!" "That was a nice pun," but otherwise everyone was elated. They carried Will above their heads and sang, "Sha la la la la la, my oh my, looks like the boy's too shy! Ain't gonna kiss the Ni-co... sha la la la la la..."

... and paused abruptly.

A/N: I'm sorry if this chapter was shorter than you expected, in order to build up to the last chapter it'll just have to be this way. There will surely be more Jason and Percy dynamic in the next chapter. Thank you for reading.