Weiss Reacts to RWBY Chibi, Part 1!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Jeez, it's been a while, huh? Well, I've been busy ripping my hair out over exams and getting stuck into something (which you'll find out later on) and generally procrastinating, I am finally back! Now, originally, this was going to be a one parter, but, as another episode came out while I was studying/playing stuff/procrastinating, I've decided I'll cover both (as I am NOT a RT Sponsor, I haven't watched the third episode; if you complain about that, I reserve the right to smack you on the back of the head). One today, one tomorrow, and you'll find out what I got stuck into after then. It'll be a rather…..interesting thing, all things told.

Also, for you fans of Lucina Reacts, I've also acquired Fire Emblem Fates. Expect more announcements on Corrin Reacts, which is now a confirmed thing; however, it will probably not come out until after Revelations' release in June. However, I've burbled long enough, let's let you have this chapter!

DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, otherwise chibi Winter, Pyrrha and Qrow. Now.

All mentioned franchises and characters belong to their respective owners.

"Unff."

"….unff, Weiss? I thought you were more refined than that."
"Yes. Unff. Now go away." The heiress shifted and turned away, closing her eyes.

"Come on, Weiss! Get up!" Yang shook her shoulders vigorously, only for Weiss to swat at her hands irritably.
"It's too early."
"It's ten thirty in the morning. I thought you got up earlier."
"Exactly. It's ten thirty. Too early. Get off of my bed, Yang."

The heiress groaned, shoving her sleep mask over her brilliant blue eyes. The brawler was sitting on the edge of her bed, pouting.

"Come onnnnn, Weiss, we should do something FUN!"
"Go away. Go do something with your stupid Antic Order or something."
"Come on, show some team spirit! We've barely spent any time together!"
"We spend all our time together, Yang. In fact, you spend more time with me than my actual girlfriend does. Now let me go back to sleep.

Weren't you supposed to go hang out with Blake anyway?"
Yang hesitated briefly. "Come on, Weiss, it'll be fun! Even if we just stay inside!"
"….ugh." The heiress didn't move, closing her eyes and shifting her blanket over herself.

"I have Sharkie-" Yang reached to grab Weiss' beloved shark plushie, only for the heiress to raise the aforementioned plushie in her hands without turning to face her. Yang' spirits sank.

"Come on! Weiss!"

Weiss groaned, pulling herself up and slapping Yang lightly with the sleep mask. The heiress was still in a silk nightdress, her normally perfectly groomed ivory hair in a messy curtain covering her cheeks and the back of her head. She rubbed her eyes, glaring intensely at the brawler.

"Okay, you got what you wanted. I'm up. What do you want now?"

"…I dunno, I wanted to do something. Watch an anime, read a fic, play a game? We've been cooped up in this dorm for four days."
"Four days ago, I was nearly ripped apart by Grimm, in case you forgot." Weiss reminded her. "I'm not all that enthusiastic about heading out after that."

"But come ooooonnnn! Just one thing. Just one! I promise, I'll leave you alone!"
"….fine." Weiss closed her eyes. "But only if everyone does it. So we'll wait for Ruby and Blake to get up. It'll be a team activity. Got it? Not just you and me."

"Okay, sure, let's just-" The brawler remarked before her scroll beeped. She yanked it out of her pocket, checking what she'd gotten. "…..hoo. I know what we're doing today. Hoo boy."
"Ehhhh? What?" Weiss tilted her head. "What's going on? …I don't like it when you say that."

-
"RWBY…..Chibi." Blake blinked as she looked at the screen blankly, watching the super-deformed version of Ruby. "…what in the unholy hell is this monstrosity?!"

"Hey, hey, calm down, Blake!" Jaune cautioned. "I-It's just a show."
Weiss stared at him shiftily. "Why are you here again?"
"Uh…the nurses booted me, Nora and Ren out of the dorm." Jaune explained, rubbing the back of his head. "They wanted to check on Pyrrha's ribs, what with them having been broken and all."

"…..oh yeah, she did take a bullet….." Yang nodded slowly, remembering that Weiss wasn't the only one who suffered from their training camp. "She gonna be alright?"
"Doctors said she'll be able to do stuff again in a few days, but they told her she needs to stay in bed until then and let her ribs heal naturally." The knight explained. "Well….I wanted to stay by her side and the nurses would let me, but uh….she insisted. Said I should go enjoy myself without her."

"Typical." Weiss rolled her eyes. "Oh, well."

"Just…..how in the hell is this manly?!" Blake screeched, glaring at the 'chibified' Ruby as if it had offended her and her manliness. "This is a-"
"It's adorable!" Ruby squeed happily, hugging Weiss tightly as the heiress squeaked.

"You're crushing meeeee!"
"I thought it'd be a nice start to the week." Yang mused. "Oh, hey, two episodes. Not that long, either."
"How does anyone even watch this?! Where's the explosions?! The testosterone?! The true essence of a show is manliness! If it doesn't have that, what is it even good for?!" The catgirl despaired, looking as if she'd seen a thousand years of war.

Weiss facepalmed. "You're overreacting. As usual."
"Y'know…..I think I'll just go back to the dorm now-" Jaune offered before the brawler yanked him back into his seat.

"Ohhh no. You stay right here, boy." The brawler warned him. "Pyrrha told you to go enjoy yourself and you're going to enjoy yourself. You don't want to disappoint your girlfriend now, do you, lover boy?"
"E-eh?!" The boy's cheeks reddened. "What do you-"
"We heard about you asking her out." Ruby explained. "To which I say, freakin' finally. Took you long enough."
"B-but….w-who even-"
Yang grinned. "Uncle Qrow told us."

"…great. It runs in the family." Weiss rolled her eyes. "One would hope Rook didn't pick anything up from his mentor."

"I refuse to watch this monstrosity!" Blake declared, donning her red cape and triangle shades. "This is an affront to my obvious masculinity!"
"Just sit down and quit embarrassing yourself. It's not that bad." Weiss grumbled. Blake glared at her.
"I will-"
"Blake Belladonna, you will sit down or so help me I will deprive you of tuna for the next week."

Blake sat down with a kitten's wounded mewl, all pretence of manliness gone. Weiss rolled her eyes.

'Brags about manliness. Falls down when I threaten her favourite food. Typical.'

Yang rubbed her hands. "Alright! Let's watch these two episodes, then! I think it'll be hilarious. Hopefully."

Jaune sighed. "Well, if you want. Dammit, you knew Pyrrha was my weak spot…."

The brawler smiled brightly at him, winking. "I know everyone's weak spot, dear~"

"This is still an absolute monstrosity…." Blake muttered angrily as she watched the title screen of the first episode.

"Oh, come off it." Ruby whistled. "Also, woo! Cooking show parody!"

"…still better than your attempts at cooking, Yang." Weiss remarked drily. "At least she doesn't set the ceiling on fire."
"That was twice! Twice!" The brawler protested angrily.
"She sets the ceiling on fire? That's nothing! There was a literal slime monster when Pyrrha tried to cook once!" Jaune complained. "And she was trying to make bacon. BACON."

Weiss raised an eyebrow. "Huh. So that's the one thing Pyrrha's not good at."

Ruby frowned. "Hey, I wouldn't just eat the chocolate chips right out of the bag! Who do you take me for?!"

Weiss held up a couple of emptied packets of chocolate chips. "Seriously? I found these under your blankets."

The reaper blushed embarrassedly. "Eheheheh…..t-those totally aren't mine…."

"…how do you even get it that stuck?" Jaune tilted his head. "Is cooking that hard? I've never found it that hard."

"Well, I've never really learned, Yang's a moron and Blake…..has a tendency to use giant drills for cooking." Weiss muttered irritably. "Ruby's the only decent cook in this dorm by virtue of not blowing it up every time we want something."

"….come on! Everyone knows you don't shove the whole cookie in!" Ruby complained at the screen. "You break it in half, dip one half in at a time! It tastes better and makes it last longer! I call imposter shenanigans on myself! Imposter!"

…..

Weiss blinked. "If you ever throw me like a dart, Ruby, I will smack you around the head."
"I dunno, 'Pin The Weiss' seems like a good party game." Yang mused. "Although I think we'd replace the picture of a donkey with someone else…."
"Just who would be able to throw me here, anyway?" The heiress remarked huffily. "I'm not exactly-"
"Well, judging by your weight, everyone, including Jaune, could pick you up and throw you across the room and still not have-" Blake started, but Weiss glared at her irritably.

"…..first my chest and now my weight." The heiress hissed. "I swear, I have an adequate body! Completely, utterly and perfectly adequate! ADEQUATE!"

"Superiority complex mu-oof!" Yang was silenced by a smack on the arm. Weiss seethed at her.

"S-shut up, idiot!"

…..

"Well, we know where you keep your smut now." Jaune remarked good-naturedly as the catgirl's cheeks reddened furiously.
"I-It's art. Art, art, art, art, art!" Blake snapped furiously. "It's not smut! Smut has no artistic value! Absolutely meaningless!"
"….what's she looking at?" Ruby tilted her head curiously. "What does she mean by katana?"
"Oh, well-mmpppfh!" Yang's mouth was suddenly clamped over by Weiss' hand. The heiress gave Ruby a deadpan look.

"I'll tell you when you're thirty."
"E-eh?! Thirty?! B-but-" The reaper looked disappointed.
"THIRTY!"

"Mmmmpppfhh!" The brawler flailed in the air, trying to pull Weiss' hand off of her mouth.

"IT IS NOT SMUT!" The catgirl yelled angrily. "NOT! SMUT!"

…..

"Hmph! As if I would lose a fight so easily to Yang of all people!" The heiress scoffed irritably. "Who do you take me for, some kind of weakling?"
"Well….you kinda are." Yang pointed out. "I mean…..Ruby carries around a huge scythe, I punch people in the face, Jaune actually has to get up close to hit something and Blake swings around like a spidermonkey on steroids…and you float around on glyphs and slide on everything like ice."
"That does not mean I have no muscles and would be so easy to beat in a fight!" Weiss protested. "I beat you in that blasted tournament last year, didn't I?"
Yang held up a finger. "You beat me by ring-out, not by total knock-out."
"That just means I'm smarter than you."
"You're still a weakling."
"Hey, she's not weak!" Ruby pouted. "She's totally strong and cuddly! She has…." The reaper looked her girlfriend over, faltering as she realised what Yang was saying had a fair point. "…..nice legs?"

Weiss gave her a dirty look; the kind that would wilt whole forests, not the kind that Yang saw every time a vaguely shippable pair looked at each other. "…..thanks, Ruby. I really appreciate the help."
"Name one time she's ever beaten me in an arm-wrestling match!" The brawler demanded. Weiss stared at her as if she was insane.
"A-Arm wrestling?!" The heiress sputtered. "That's your criteria for victory?! Blake couldn't beat you at it and she's the one who spends most of her time babbling about heaven-piercing drills of concentrated manliness!"
"Exactly! See, you need to work out more!" The brawler declared proudly. "I was right after all!"

"…..and anyway, I wouldn't just let you punch me in the face! What?!"

Blake was still muttering 'not smut' under her breath, hugging her legs to herself. Jaune tapped her on the shoulder.

"…..Blake? You okay?"
"Not smut….it's not smut…..it's art….." The catgirl uttered desperately. "I swear I read it for the stories…."

…..

Weiss muttered. "She's right. Those books are filth."

"BE QUIET WEISS THEY ARE NOT FILTH THEY ARE ART" Blake yelled suddenly, causing the heiress to flinch away. "ART!"

Jaune closed his eyes, exasperated. "…if they're art, why are you so-"
"You people don't understand what art is!" The catgirl protested. "Even paragons of masculinity like me have to appreciate the arts."
"I don't know what's stupider, the fact that Blake's still obsessed with manliness after two years or the fact that she's also using it to justify her reading smut." Weiss shot back. "And Ruby, you're not reading those books. Ever."

Ruby pouted disappointedly. "B-but why?"
"Because they are perverted filth!"

"….fiiiiine." The reaper sighed. Weiss crossed her arms as she stared at Ruby's hand, hiding behind her back.

"Put it back where you found it. Now."

"….hm." Ruby's expression sank as she put the Ninjas of Love book away. Blake stared at her in shock as she saw her.

"W-what?! W-when did you-?!"

"It was poking out of your pillow….." The reaper confessed, before Blake frantically yanked it from her hand and shoved it roughly on top of her bed.

"IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR"

"Aaaaalright! Next episode time!" Yang declared proudly as she changed the screen.

To be continued….

A/N: Tomorrow, the next episode of RWBY Chibi. Not much to say in this author's notes, to be honest.

So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, comments, criticisms, suggestions, reviews and thoughts, and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!