Weiss Reacts to RWBY Chibi, Part 2!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to the latest chapter of Weiss Reacts! So, for anyone still watching my latest releases, one may be aware that I released the long-awaited Corrin Reacts, featuring the main protagonist of Fire Emblem Fates. Yep! Feel free to rip it apart; there won't be regular updates for it as I'm still juggling this, that and Lucina Reacts as well as schoolwork, so please, don't pester me for updates.

However, we will be covering the second and third episodes of RWBY Chibi, and we probably won't cover the next two (4 and 5) until after the Kamen Rider Gaim reaction. Sorry, but I've already got something else lined up next that you will find out at the end of this chapter. And I swear if I get anyone demanding the episodes before I do it (because I've already promised to do it) I'm going to shoot something. Anyway, let's get on with the chapter!

DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, otherwise we would have chibi Winter plushies(rt store gib it nao).

All mentioned franchises and characters belong to their respective owners.

"…alright, Blake, are you over this 'THIS IS NOT SMUT BUT ART' thing or do I have to smack you around the head?" Weiss grumbled as Blake consumed another tuna sandwich.

"Yes, yes I am," the catgirl responded. "I'm….fine now. Just…..a bit shaken."

Weiss cocked an eyebrow. "A bit. Right."

Jaune clapped. "Err…..uhm…can I go now? I kinda wanna check on Pyrrha, see if she's okay-"
"No, no!" Yang shook her head, frowning. "You stay, you're going to have fun today. Quit worrying about her!"

"B-but-" The knight tried to speak and was cut off by the brawler's finger-wagging.

"No! Today, you enjoy yourself! Pyrrha's orders!" She waved her scroll around, showing a few of the messages between her and Jaune's partner. "She told me alllll about what happened back there at the camp and she wanted me to make sure you take some time for yourself instead of fretting over her! She's in bed, safe, nobody's going to get her and nothing's going to happen, now sit your bony butt down and watch our chibified selves make fools of themselves or I will tie you to that chair and make you!"
Jaune sat back down immediately. Yang gave a satisfied smile.

"Excellent! Now, on to the next one!"

Ruby whispered over to Weiss. "Why do you think she's so forceful about this?"

"She's apparently really bored," the heiress explained, sounding exasperated. "And apparently that justifies her locking us all in a room to watch DustTube animations."

Blake grumbled. "I still think this stupid show doesn't reflect our manliness-"
"Oh you be quiet about your manliness!" Weiss snapped. "That's even worse than your obsession with your stupid smut being art!"

"It is ART!"

"AHEM!" Yang loudly cleared her throat, catching everyone's attention. "Now if you girls are done squabbling, it's about time we get on with the next episode of this RWBY Chibi thing, huh? And they just updated too, so we get a nice treat of two episodes to watch!"

Blake looked as joyous as a dilapidated statue of a Grimm. "Woo."

"At least I'm not the one being made a fool of this time….." Weiss muttered gratefully.

Episode 2

"…has anyone ever noticed how much that Lisa Lavender sounds like Pyrrha?" Jaune mused. "I never noticed that before. Huh."

Blake huffed angrily. "Are you kidding me? Oh, real classy. Real classy! The catgirl's a cat burgl-DON'T GIVE THEM A REASON TO BELIEVE THAT YOU IDIOT"

"Hey! W-why steal my bike?!" Yang cried in protest. "You know if any of you do that in real life, you're dead to me, right?"

"Even-"
"Especially you, Ruby. Especially you," the brawler declared harshly. Ruby whimpered in protest.

"B-but…..I'm your sister!"

"Exactly. You should know not to touch my bike!"

"…is this a joke?!" Weiss snapped, pointing at the screen. "I would hardly freeze a perfectly good pool solid!"
"You don't even go to the pool," Yang pointed out helpfully. The heiress crossed her arms, huffing.

"Well, whose fault is it for constantly making fun of my perfectly adequate and not at all childish and flat-chested figure?! Huh?! Maybe not all of us can have perfect model-like bodies and huge chests!"

Jaune shrugged. "Maybe you should shrug it off. It's not like it's really that bad, right?"

"I HAVE PRIDE IN MY FIGURE!" Weiss snapped angrily.

"If it helps, your legs are nice!" Ruby chimed in helpfully, smiling. Weiss blushed slightly, but returned the smile.

"Hmph. I'll take that compliment. Thank you very much, Ruby."

Yang gasped in mock-surprise. "Weiss Schnee, taking a compliment?! Stop the presses! There's a new headline for tomorrow's newspaper!"
"Oh, be quiet," the heiress grumbled. "Contrary to popular belief, I actually like people complimenting what I do have, unlike some people who have to flaunt their assets!"
"Like they say, if you've got it, flaunt it~"

Blake seethed irritably. "And what's this?! How dare you people use my manly weapon of absolute awesome as a skipping rope?!"
"Oh come on! Really?!" Jaune looked exasperated. "Why do I always get the short end of the stick?"
"Because you're the adorable comic relief who's actually pretty badass in a fight!" Yang noted cheerfully. "And also, can you imagine me breaking my leg like a fool?"

The knight gave her a glare. Yang responded with a giggle, while Blake continued to look irritated.

"This is absolutely ridiculous!" The catgirl threw her hands up in the air in exasperation. "They're making me look like a fool! First canon makes me look like a complete coward and now this?! It's like they want everyone to forget that I'm a badass too! I do not like playing with balls of yarn! I play with drills! And manliness!"

"Oh…wonderful. They even made me a Pyrrha-colored crutch. Well then," the knight closed his eyes. "Well…..that's just great."

Ruby pouted enviously. "I want a ball of yarn now. Chibi-me looks like she's having fun with that! Weiss, can you get me one pleaaaaase?"

"What?! No! Why would I get you a ball of yarn so you could play with it!?" The heiress looked at her confusedly. Blake was still agitated.

"Oh, and of course, the old 'I'm scared of Zwei' joke. Haha. Very funny. Might as well make me like climbing trees and hate baths!"

"But you are scared of Zwei," Jaune pointed out. "Just last week you threatened to use the Lagann on-"
The catgirl hissed. "Be quiet! I wasn't scared, I was concerned that he'd screw up all my hard work! You know how delicate these mecha are?!"

Weiss rolled her eyes. "Oh, dig yourself deeper, why don't you?"
"What's that supposed to mean, Schnee?" Blake growled, glaring at the heiress, who shrugged.

"Oh, you hissed at him like a cat and growled at me like one while you're complaining about people-ugh, just forget it!" Weiss threw her hands up in the air, having given up. "Seriously! It's like talking to a bunch of brick walls!"

Yang clapped happily. "Oooookay! Now, let's get on with the next episode, then, huh?"

"One more episode of this…." The catgirl groaned, visibly irritated. "Fine, just get on with it already and let this affront to my masculinity end with some of my dignity intact….."

Episode 3

"Oh, this reminds me of the good old days, back when Jaune had no balls and kept chasing after Weiss!" Yang giggled, causing the knight to rub the back of his head, sighing.

"I….uh…..feel kinda stupid about that, in hindsight….."

Weiss raised an eyebrow. "Well, I could go into detail about how you completely ignored your absolutely devoted partner who was head over heels for you until you actually decided to notice her a few months ago, buuuuuut I won't."
"Yeah, thanks for not rubbing it in, Weiss," Jaune responded drily. "I appreciate it."

The heiress huffed. "Your fault for being stupid. For what it's worth, at least you made the right choice in the end. Even if you're still an idiot."

Ruby looked curiously at the screen. "You know, I always wondered what a gravity Dust round would look like….."
"Well, people keep thinking up weird Dust ideas, especially pheromone Dust," Yang pointed out. "If you want real weird Dust, try that?"
Weiss stared at her. "What would that even do? What, would you be making the person you shot fall in love with you or something?"

"That'd be awkward to get someone to ask you out for shooting them," Jaune remarked. "And kinda weird. Unless they were a masochist."

"Hey!" Weiss glared at Jaune. "I'm cold, but I'm not that cold. Why would I play back those messages to my team? Just because I'm not interested or you're an utterly oblivious dunce doesn't mean I'd ever do that to you."

Jaune sighed, smiling back. "I know, I know. You're too nice for that. Thanks. I think."
"….hmph. Don't expect that to be a common thing, Arc."

Yang looked even more shocked. "And Weiss complimenting someone?! There really is something going on! Maybe Weiss has been replaced by her alternate doppelganger!"

"Be quiet," the heiress hissed irritably. "Seriously, I am nice! I just don't like people being stupid around me! Is that so hard to understand?!"

Yang pouted, crossing her arms. "No fair, Blake! No fair!"
"Oh, perfect, now I'm even running away from you! A real man would-mmph!" Blake's mouth was suddenly cupped by Weiss' hand with an irritated expression crossing the heiress' face.

"Be quiet with your manliness obsession already!"

"Hey, the fans love it!" Yang pointed out cheerfully. The heiress shot her a glare.

"Don't encourage Blake!"

"…..well…..my anger dissipated quickly," Jaune noted. "Woo. Well, I guess me and Blake are both idiots here. Yay?"

"Mmppph? Mpphphppmmmph!" Blake declared triumphantly, pointing at Jaune while Weiss' hand was still clamped over her mouth. "Mmmmppph!"

"…she says that she's vindicated because you agree with her that they make you both look stupid," the heiress translated. "Oh, and some generic nonsense about manliness and Kamina-sama and things."

Jaune looked surprised. "I'd never thought I'd see the day when I'd agree with Blake about something about manliness-ow! Weiss!"

"Don't encourage her!" The heiress grumbled. "Come on! Why does everyone want to indulge her?! And Jaune, if you ever stomp on my scroll like that in real life, I'm going to hurt you. Understood?"

"…..understood." Jaune nodded, swallowing nervously at the suddenly serious expression on the heiress' face. "W-won't ever do that. Got it."

Blake wrenched Weiss' hand off of her mouth. "Come on! Another Zwei joke?! Come on! Are you kidding me?! Hiding behind a lamp and now in a freezer? You may as well put me in a tree and get a firefighter to rescue me!"

The catgirl grumbled, crossing her arms. "This show is a disgrace!"

"….well, it wasn't amazing, but it was tolerable," the heiress remarked. "Rather short and the jokes weren't all that funny."

"So…..just like this fanfic," Yang remarked happily. "Only shorter!"

Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose. "Well then. Anyway…so."

"Well, my dignity was ruined," Blake declared irritably, standing up. "If you excuse me, I'm going to go binge on tuna sandwiches to get over that. Nobody will ever look at me as manly again…."

Ruby frowned. "Was I the only one who liked that thing? I thought it really was good."

"To each their own….." the heiress conceded. "To each their own."

Yang frowned. "Well…that was a little waste. I'll…..reserve judgement for now. Anyway, uh…..yeah! You guys want to do something? Go out? Eat?"
"I'll….pass. I'll check on Pyrrha now," the knight responded as he stood up to leave. Ruby and Weiss also prepared to leave.

"Ooh! Ooh! We could go for some cookies at that nice bakery!"

"W-wait for-" Yang stood up only to be glared back down by Weiss.

"No, you stay here. Just me and your sister."

"What?! Come on! Throw me a bone here! I'm boooreeeeed!" The brawler put on her best puppy-eyes, but it was no use, as Weiss and Ruby had already left. Yang groaned.

"Awww…"

END

A/N: Yeah. Not a fan of RWBY Chibi; like the first volume, it's sorta failed to keep up with the potential it had to be amazingly funny. Then again, it does have to keep up with Volume 3, of all things, so eh. Anyway, next chapter is the visual novel that's been taking up all my time, Katawa Shoujo! We'll be covering the first act and at least one of the routes!

I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, suggestions, criticisms, comments, reviews and thoughts, and I hope you have a great day! Until next time!