Greetings loyal readers! As always lets start by addressing some comments. First off sorry johnvampire not that kinda joker, this story is referencing One Piece's joker donquixote doflamingo. Next TheCartoonist127 the only family member I really plan on giving a devilfruit is ragdoll since the whole point of devilfruits in this story is to give power to those who were unfortunate like Izuku, who was born quirkless, and ragdoll, who had her quirk stolen. The reason for this is because the only other person currently in the family who would benefit from such a thing is Monoma and since haki has come into play that really offsets his weakness of basically being quirkless if he can't find someone to copy a quirk from. I do however appreciate and accept your offer to do cover art for this story. Especially because I'm not the best artist in the world so it's greatly appreciated dude. Waffenmia I hate to break it to you, but I honestly can't find a way to justify brining Mei over to the villains side. Her only goal is to invent things designed to help heroes. That is her motivation as a character. So Mei joining the family isn'f gonna happen sorry dude. Lothar thanks for the approval dude, I agree Ragdoll kinda got the shaft in the canon of the story which is why she's gonna fuck shit up here. Crazyg12 once again thank you for the suggestions unfortunately I've had the training camp arc planned out for a while and I plan on giving Compress some more of the spot light. The other executives will be getting their time to shine relatively soon as well. As for your confusion about Ibara, her main gimic is that she is a very devout follower of God. So mix in a minor burst of conqueror's haki, a power that everyone aside from the executives lacks knowledge of, with Izuku's compassionate nature towards his family and I think it's believable that Ibara could see at as a sign from God. Hardcasekara while I do like the idea of Endeavor getting fucked over by more of his family, Fuyumi is unfortunately the most accepting of Endeavor out of all of the Todoroki siblings. Sooo if anything once she learned of Shouto and Dabi's involvement with criminals she would be more likely to side with the heroes. At least that's how I would interpret that particular scenario playing out. One for Inspiration don't you worry my friend All Might and Nezu will definitely be getting their own personal reactions soooon enough. Lastly to answer the question of an unnamed guest no Todoroki is no at UA. Well without further ado let's get in to it.
Momo POV
Classes had just ended for the day and I was about to head back to the warehouse so I could help Ibara with her armament haki, but it seemed fate had other plans. I turned around as I heard Jiro calling my name.
"Ah Jiro did you need something?"
"O-oh well I w-was wondering if m-maybe you wanted to study together. Y-ya know for the e-exams and stuff."
Oh my this is quite the opportunity. I think I'll have a little fun with her today. "Oh why of course, I'd be happy to." I said with a smile you'd give to someone who's more than just a friend. Her blush was intensifying by the second. After she gave a meek thank you, we decided to go to her house. Conveniently her parents weren't home, so I was more than capable of taking advantage of the situation. When I gave her practice problems I made sure that they were out of her range of understanding. The more problems she got wrong, the more her stress would build up. I let this go on up until she looked like she was about to explode.
"Are you doing ok Jiro? You seem a little upset." I said as sweetly as possible. She responded by ranting about the difficulty of the problems and how we'll never need them and many other things. I let this go on for a while before cutting her off.
Jiro POV
"And why the actual fuck do we need to know how to find th-" I was saying before my rant was cut off by Momo's lips covering my own. I did the obvious thing and kissed her back despite knowing that she had a boyfriend. Once we broke apart I decided to ask her about that.
"Yaomomo, why? I thought you had a boyfriend?"
"He's never around. But you are Jiro. Always supporting me and loving me. You're always there for me." she said in response.
"Kyoka." I said.
"What?"
I looked her in the eye and put my hand on her cheek and I whispered "Call me Kyoka."
She leaned closer. "Only if you call me Momo." she whispered back. Our lips crashed back together.
Momo POV/ Timeskip 30 min
Oh my she wasn't bad. She wasn't as good as Izuku, but she was not bad at all. I looked at her sleeping form next to me. She certainly was cute. Maybe in a different life we could have had something serious. Not now though, not as long as Izuku was with me. I made a note apologizing that I had to leave since my parents called. Once I got back to the warehouse I was immediately sniffed by Himiko.
"Hey! Hey Joker! Momo smells like sex!" what the fuck woman?!
"Hehehehe does she now?" oh shit I hope he isn't too mad. The very next second he was right in front of me his signature grin wiped off of his face. "Now why would that be the case?"
"I led Kyoka Jiro to believe that I had an interest in her. This will damage her emotionally once we're pulled out from the training camp and make her less of a threat." oh my god I hope he accepts that.
"I see. I suppose since it's Jiro and you have no feelings for her I can let it slide."
I almost sighed in relief. However my eyes widened with shock at his next statement.
"I can't let you go without some form of consequences though. So no physical intimacy for three weeks sounds good to me."
No physical intimacy? No hugs, kisses, cuddles, or sex? FOR THREE WEEKS!? God damn it. Jiro you were so not worth it. "So long as you don't bone her again you can do whatever you need to in order to maintain your cover. I'm not that unfair." I suppose it could be worse. He could have broken up with me after all.
The next day during lunch I apologized to Jiro for taking advantage of her and assured her that it wouldn't happen again. She however wanted to keep it going. Granted at a much slower pace than we started, but still. I already feel guilty because of my talk with Izuku yesterday. Now I'm going to feel guilty every time I'm with her. For someone Izuku calls the smartest executive, I'm really fucking stupid.
Timeskip Exam day
Today was the day of the exams. Everyday leading up until now was a combination of studying and making out with Jiro, while I really wanted to be with Izuku. Oh well, at least I got her to agree to lay off for the training camp using the excuse of 'wanting to make the most of our time there'. Every day after "studying" with Jiro I would go back to the warehouse and do anything I could to make it up to Izuku. He claimed to have gotten over it since he realized how much I regretted my mistake. That wasn't enough for me however. I would do literally everything short of physical intimacy as that has been banned for three weeks. However I couldn't focus on that right now. Right now I had to focus on how Kendo and I could beat Aizawa without me using haki or going all out. The solution was simpler than you would think. Flashbombs and tear gas did the trick and allowed us to make it through the exit and pass. Not everyone passed however. Sero, Ashido, Kirishima, Kaminari, and Sato all failed the practical. Aizawa however revealed that they would still be going to the training camp with remedial lessons stacked on top of everything. Sucks for them doesn't it.
Timeskip Day of the Training Camp
The days leading up to the training camp were for the most part uneventful. Aside from the part where Uraraka was held hostage by the man chi- I mean Shigaraki. Supposedly he wanted to know why people focused on Izuku and Stain more than him. Her answer was that Stain had a clear ideology whereas Izuku had a more powerful presence. She wasn't wrong either. With Izuku being able to stop a clash between Shigaraki and All Might with no effort as well as taking out three noumus with the same lack of effort, he had more presence than Shigaraki could compete with. Now that we were actually getting onto the bus to leave for the training camp I was hoping to sit next to perhaps Kendo or Tokage, but it seems that Jiro will be sitting next to me. Probably so she can get in as much physical intimacy as possible before the training camp. Goddamn it. My only consolation is that Compress is going to pull us out after thwarting the League. So after a long bus ride of nonconsentual cuddles we stopped to 'stretch our legs' as Aizawa put it. Turns out that meant traveling through a forest of earthen monsters created by one of the pussy cats, Pixie-Bob. It would have been easy...if Tooru and I were allowed to use haki and go all out. But noooo we have to keep our cover. I'm getting really tired of holding back and considering how many nights I've had to listen to her rant, she probably is too. After clearing the forest and acting like I was tired we had dinner, but not before Iida was punched in the shin by a very bratty child, and went to the hotsprings. After an incident with Mineta trying to sneak a peak at us and being thwarted by said bratty child the day was over. So I sent our coordinates to Compress and called it a day.
The next day consisted of us pushing our quirks to the limit. I was with Sato since our quirks revolved around food. Bakugo stuck his organic hand into boiling water, Jiro used her ear jacks to hit a cliff, Ashido continuously secreted acid, Shoji had to try and find Tooru, Koda had vocal excercises, and Kirishima had to let Ojiro hit him repeatedly among other types of training students had to do. At the end of the day we had to go through the test of courage. Little did everyone else know how much of a test it would be.
General POV
Compress and Tokoyami were currently a ways away from where the League is supposed to appear. They're close enough to see them, but far enough away to not be seen themselves. Granted with observation haki this wasn't to difficult. Speaking which Tokoyami was currently using his observation haki search for Iida.
'My, my. It seems Joker was right, he's more fixated on revenge rather than following the plan. Oh well good thing I was informed of this so I could plan around this.'
Needless to say Tokoyami wouldn't become an executive any time soon with that kind of attitude. That's neither here nor there as Tokoyami found Iida and began to make his way towards him. Compress didn't try to stop him as the boy was no longer his concern. It was at this moment that the League of Villains appeared and made their move. The villains who appeared were Mustard, Muscular, Moonfish, Magne, Kurogiri, Twice, and Shigaraki himself. Compress took this as his cue to enter the forest and to have some fun.
Tokoyami POV
I'll have to remember to thank Hagakure for helping me with my observation. It was only through haki that I was able to find Iida. It seemed like he was moving towards another presence, but that was none of my concern. If Iida could go out searching for revenge then so can I.
'Are you ready Darkshadow?'
'You know it let's pummle this guy'
Once we reached him we saw him near a little kid. The kid was none of our concern though. He turned around right as we landed.
"Tokoyami!? I don't know why you are here, but leave at once! I will not allow you to harm Kota!"
"The child is of no interest to me, backstabber. All I'm after is you."
"Yea glasses after you singled us out and accused us over something as petty as poor word choice we've been think about getting our revenge and nothing else."
"Revenge? Vengeance is not becoming of a hero. If vengeance is your reasoning then I was right to make my accusations."
"Vengeance is not becoming of a hero. This coming from the one who almost lost himself to the madness of vengeance when chasing after Stain."
Iida's eyes widened at that. If I were to guess I'd say he's surprised that I knew about that. Then his eyes narrowed.
"So you really are working with Joker."
"I am now. After all you didn't give me much choice in the matter."
"Enough! If it is vengeance you want you'll find it very hard to earn!"
"We wouldn't have it any other way."
General POV
Iida rushed towards Tokoyami, but to his surprise the avian boy dodged with no effort before having Darkshadow punch him into the cliffside. This continued on for most of the fight, but what Tokoyami didn't realize was that he developed tunnel vision. All of his observation haki was focused on Iida and nowhere else. He then used armament to punch Iida's leg right as he kicked and shattered his femur. This elicited a scream from Iida and a laugh from Darkshadow. He and Darkshadow continued to beat on him, but his tunnel vision prevented him from sensing the giant mass of muscles that was about to crash into him. Muscular in all of his glory crashed down, killing Tokoyami instantly due to his lack of protection, and permanently damage Iida's legs beyond repair. By this point Kota had long since left and with both teenager's incapacitated Muscular was thoroughly disappointed.
Meanwhile the class, Aizawa, and the pussy cats were dealing with other villains. The gas wasn't too much of a threat as Momo made gas masks for everyone. Despite this everyone noticed when the gas disappeared. The reason for this was that Mustard was the most troublesome since Compress didn't have a gas mask. So he took the school boy out quickly before making his way towards the main crowd of people. His path was once again interrupted by a man who was covered from head to toe with only his mouth exposed. Moonfish then tried to impale Compress with his teeth, but considering Compress is an observation master, it didn't go to well. One well placed haki strike later and Moonfish was down for the count. Once he arrived the showman in him decided a grand entrance was in order. So he copied something his boss liked to do. If you're gonna take inspiration take it from the best after all.
Compress POV
I sat down on a tree branch with one leg crossed over the other. It's time to do my Joker impression.
"My, my. We have quite the rowdy bunch here now don't we?"
"Hey I know you! Who the hell are you?!" said the villain known as Twice.
"You can call me Mr. Compress. I am one of the executives of the Midoriya Family."
I grinned under my mask as everyone's eyes widened at my declaration. Then a girl who looked like a frog asked me a surprising question.
"How did you get Tokoyami to work for you, ribbit?"
"Oh my young amphibian that's the beauty of it. We didn't"
This time the students gasped and whispered amongst themselves.
"Would you like to know why Tenya Iida accused Fumikage Tokoyami, my dear?" the girl nodded at this. My grin widened under my mask.
"You see during his internship Tenya Iida attempted to hunt down Stain in order to avenge his brother. During this sequence of events my boss appeared and addressed him by name. When asked by Iida about how he knew his name Joker replied 'A little birdie told me' and my dear students is why Tenya Iida accused Fumikage Tokoyami."
This caused looks of shame and anger to appear on the student's faces.
"But that accusation is baseless ribbit!"
"Oh you're telling me. When Joker told me to keep an eye on the kid for that very reason I doubted the necessity. It turns out my boss was right. Unfortunately it seems that young Tokoyami fell into the same pit of vengeance against Iida."
I sensed his death through my observation. Truly a shame, if he would've moved past his desire for vengeance he would have made a fine executive. Before anyone could ask what I meant a blonde mass of muscles charged out from the trees and grabbed Bakugo before jumping over to where the villains were. They then used the warp gate user to escape.
"Yeesh talk about a rushed show. Those villains have no sense of showmanship. Oh well time to go I guess."
Jiro POV
Crap we can't let this villain escape. Especially since no one could reach Ragdoll for some reason. I was shocked to hear some very familiar voices say something they shouldn't have.
"You know Compress one could say that your sense of showmanship is your greatest weakness. However I know you'll disagree so we should probably just leave."
"Yea can we finally leave? I'm really tired of holding back."
"Indeed. I too am eager to return to our lord."
"Yea honestly with everything being said and done I'm glad I don't have to work with these chumps from 1-A anymore."
I can't believe it. Momo, Hagakure, Monoma, and Shiozaki. Why are they walking so casually toward that villain. Why are they talking like they're old friends.
"WHY!? WHY MOMO WHY ARE YOU WALKING TOWARDS HIM!"
"Sorry Jiro, but Tooru and I were Izuku's informants not Tokoyami. Besides he was little upset that his girlfriend slept with someone else so I gotta make it up to him."
I can't believe it. Momo is Joker's girlfriend. She and Hagakure were traitors all along. We followed Iida in forsaking Tokoyami while the real traitors were some of our most trusted classmates. I couldn't take it and I broke down crying.
Kirishima POV
"What the hell Yaomomo! Why would you betray us like this? Betray Jiro like this!?"
"You mean besides the fact that I've been part of the family for ten years."
Ten years!? She's been with them from the beginning. Damn it and Jiro's no help right now.
"Tooru why? I thought we had something between us."
"Sorry Ojiro, but I've already got a boyfriend back with the family. Don't be discouraged though if we met before I met my sweet Halfsie I probably would have dated you. Buh bye."
"Monoma, Shiozaki! Explain yourselves!" I heard Vlad King shout.
"It's simple they gave me what I need to outshine 1-A. No matter how much encouragement you give us we'll always be on the back burner and I just can't accept that. With Joker and his family I can reach my full potential."
"Joker is a man chosen by God and I will always follow God's will."
Then Momo said something that frightened all of us to our core.
"And let's just say that Izuku isn't the only one with spies in UA. Ta ta."
Compress POV
Well I think we have spent enough time indulging the kids' questions. So with that I compressed all of them and made my way through the forest and towards the car we have stashed a ways away. However I stopped when I found a peculiar looking fruit. I released everyone before asking our most knowledgeable member a question.
"Momo this is a devil fruit is it not?"
Neito and Ibara gasped at my question.
"A devil fruit!?"
"The same fruit that gave Joker his godly power?!"
It was Momo who responded. "Yes it is. We should take it with us, Joker might have a use for it later."
So with that I compressed the fruit and we made our way back to our car. We then started our drive to the city. Now that we have all of our members again we can prepare to annihilate the League of Villains.
Ch 8 is done. Before I forget I have a poll related to a potential future story up on my profile. You can only access it on desktop as far as I know though. Anyways please vote it would be a lotta help since I can't really decide on the answer on my own. Boom Ragdoll's fruit is now in the family's hands. Also our good old traitors are back in the family business. I didn't write it in since the League ain't our protags, but Kurogiri picked up Moonfish and Mustard even though they got slapped by Compress. Next chapter is the retrieval arc. So the big boys are gonna come out and play. Meaning Endeavor will get stomped, All Might and All for One will get slapped, and the League will get shit on. All of the executives are coming into play next chapter. And all of them will slap their opponents like no one's business. Why? Because the MHA universe isn't prepared to deal with devil fruits and haki. Thank you for reading ladies and gentleman, all comments are appreciated. That's all folks and remember Hentai is the one true god.