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Gaea, the All-Mother 1 hour ago
Link: Climate Change Is Real—Here's How We Help — New Light Times
Food for thought! We can ELIMINATE climate change if we work together to eliminate all humans! They're a SCOURGE on our beautiful Earth and it's IRRESPONSIBLE not to consider taking them ALL out. Send this to 10 of your friends across the pantheon in 2 minutes to spread the word about our problems. If you can't spare 2 minutes of your life to spread the news to the Norse, the Egyptians, the Chinese, and the Romans, what kind of god are you becoming?
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Aphrodite idek haha i mean they give us offerings and things, they're useful and i like them ! (heart emoji) (cat with heart eyes emoji) we can just teach them to conserve more, arty is already working on that
Athena This is a terrible plan, u grandma, sit your racist behind down
Zeus the_wise_one You gotta forgive her, she's from another time.
Athena We Don't Excuse People Who Say Ignorant Things. They might not know any better, but it's our job to educate them. otherwise we perpetuate a climate of acceptance for bigotry.
Gaea, the All-Mother I can't take this DISRESPECT! Humans are disgusting, and we CAN'T ignore their senseless destruction of our climate. It's a MOCKERY of our power. Let's STAND for what we BELIEVE and and stop this MADNESS! Send this to 10 of your friends across the pantheon in 2 minutes to spread the word about... Expand comment
Hermes i can't tell if she's joking or if all of this is just an email chain that Chaos sent her or something lmao
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Zeus 2 hours ago
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Really enjoyed hanging at the Pro-Am golf tournament with Cecelia_Reyes! She's a charming, intelligent, sweet woman and mortals are lucky to have her. I'll see you around, Miss Cecelia...
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Hermes 2 hours ago
Poll: Which Big Three god is the most likely to skip tipping the mailman?
Zeus 58%
Poseidon 12%
Hades 30%
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Apollo Passive aggressiveness spotted (eyes emoji) (eyes emoji)
Poseidon thank u hermay i treat the mailman right
Zeus 3 hours ago
Question: What's your favorite food? -Dinosaurs9xx
Answer: Thank you for your question dinosaurs nine exclamation mark I am at the California Pro-Am Golf Tournament at the moment and let me tell you these little tomato ricotta things are the best exclamation mark finished alright hey Siri call Cecelia
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Artemis You're inept dad i think you just used dictation and now mom's asking me where you are
Hera call me when you can sweetie :)