Hi, if you are reading this, you have excepted that your life has become so bad that you read this monstrosity. Just kidding, your cool. In fact, I wanna make a shout out to powerrangersoflight for the first comment, so thanks man? Woman? Majin? Anyways, I DO NOT own DBZ, if I did, I would make it trashy and live in Mexico.

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"Hurry!" You yell, as you near the destruction zone. You can hardly contain your excitement as you can see a little bit.

"Slow the hell down, (y/n)!" Lamp yells. As you get to the sight, your sisters join you. You are all breathing heavily.

Down below is a ditch filled with broken objects and memories. Anything you can find in a normal house in pile into the ditch. It smelled like anyone could imagine... it smelled like death.

"See, it's nothing idiot boy," Tinks said annoyed.

"Nothing? It's treasure!" You scream, jumping into the pit of garbage.

"There is some cool stuff in there. Like that half waffle iron," said Lamp, no knowing if she was being sarcastic or not. You start picking through the stuff, until you hear a rattle.

"What was that?" You say, scared.

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"Probably a raccoon," Said Lamp.

"What if it was a g-g-g-ghost!?" You say even more scared than before.

"Who the hell are you, Scooby doo? Move, I'm gonna blow it up," Yelled Tinks, annoyed. She stretched her arm out more, but a blue wolf came out.

"Don't kill me!" Yelled the talking, walking, wolf.

"Vain? What the hell are you doing here?" Asked Lamp annoyed.

"Well, well, well. Isn't it the great Lamp? The majin with the power of sight, and... oh, what's this? Two eyes? Two eyes! No wonder your so good with sight! With those TWO EYES you could make out who someone is. I applaud you, oh mighty, I-,"

"If you don't shut your filthy dog mouth right now, so help me god, I will put a muzzle on you. Go pee on a light post, or go eat your own poop. We are busy," Lamp countered.

"Chill," Vain said. "I'm just looking for scrap metal for a machine I'm building," Said Vain

"What are you building?" You ask, curiously.

"Oh hey, (y/n)! Didn't see you there. I would tell you but remember the last time..."

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Dramatic flashback

"What's this?" You ask, confused at the weird looking camera.

"It's a camera that of you take a selfie with someone it switches your gender. This is a starter invention, so it isn't that grand, but it's still cool," Vain responded.

"Is it safe?" Asked Lamp concerned.

"Probably not..." Said Vain.

You look at the camera amazed, then you look at your sister, then back at the camera. An idea pops into your head. As the teenagers are talking about the camera, you sneak up behind your sister, then take a pose.

"Say cheese!" You yell, and snap the camera.

"No!" Vain and Lamp yelled in unison, but it was to late. Light enveloped you and your sister, and you were a girl, and your sister was a girl.

"This is so cool!" You screamed in a higher pitch voice, while your sister is surprised and then angry.

"What the hell did you do?!" Screamed your sister, in a deeper voice.

"Relax sis, or bro, I was just testing. Vain can change is back, right," You ask happy.

"No, it's permanent! I can't change you back," Vain replies, and everyone gets a horrified look.

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"But then you changed us back. I'm a boy and she's a chick. We're cool now, correction, we've been cool," You say, happy.

"I beat the crap out of you," Tinks says, angry.

"I gotta go you guys, this chapter will go on to long. See ya!" Vain says, hurrying off to the forest with the supplies he needs.

"What a weirdo," Lamp said.

"How come you hate him? Didn't you live with him when you were 11?" You ask confused.

"We had a falling out. But I don't hate him. I just don't except his existence fully," Lamp said with a sigh.

"Well, ima go find some good trash," you say hopping into the ditch.

Your sisters just watch you with no respect. You, on the other hand, are having a blast. You find a knife, a katana, a ukulele, and capsule Corp hat. That's when you find it under some rubble. It was like it was calling your name. But it wasn't your name, it was some one else's but you recognized it.

"What's this?" You say, holding up an orange ball with four darker orange stars in it.