Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!

"You do realize, that our bodies are as strong as human athletes right, so humans can compete with us physically if they train hard enough right?"

Sona didn't like it when Rias was ever giving the chance to tell her this stuff, she hated it. Rias had heard about what happened to her, when she had been punched in the face and sent to the infirmary by Naruto. She knew he was tough, and could throw a punch, but she had assumed that her natural strength as a devil would offer her some more protection against the physical attack. She had no expected to get a black eye so bad that she needed it healed by her Queen right away, nor was she expecting to wake up 3 hours later in the nurse's office with Rias waiting for her.

"He beat me in chess... I had to try and earn his respect." Sona muttered with angry red cheeks.

She hated admitting that too.

"Huh? Well, I'm not surprised. He seems like the type that would be good at games involving strategy. I wanted to punch him too, but I figured that this-" Rias gestured to Sona, the girl who was laying in a bed. "-would happen to me. I'm a Wizard-type, physical battle is not where I reign. You're the same." Rias admitting to having the same idea, but not going through with it. She realized that unlike other guys, the new student really did not discriminate between gender. He didn't care if one was a boy, girl, or whatever else you could call it, he would knock your lights out if you crossed him.

She had been really surprised when she realized that he had a code he followed, and that he was capable of showing respect to people, even if his form of respect was done with his fists.

"I have to marry him now." Sona frowned when she spoke. "He beat me fair and square, several times, at chess." Sona knew that Rias was aware of her own situation. Rias didn't seem to be giving her sympathy though.

"Not really, it's not like your parents saw him beat you in chess. It's not like you have to do anything, seeing as he's a human, and not a devil. If you want him in your peerage though, you can have him. I don't think I could control him, so he's all yours." Rias had considered recruiting Naruto, but she figured that he was too much of a hot head for her to handle. His strong willpower would clash with her desires too much, and he owed her no dept of gratitude that would enforce her commanding stature. He had no respect for her, he didn't lust after her, and he didn't seem like the type of guy that would respect somebody just because they called themselves his master.

Sona shook her head too.

"I want to save my pieces for people with special traits. I made that promise with my parents, that I would marry the first man who beat me in chess. It was an agreement... I've got to get him to love me..." Sona leaned back into the bed and sighed in annoyance. She could always do what Rias said, and hide it, but that went against the agreement. She had made a solid oath with her parents over this. She had been allowed to cancel her engagement on that one condition, and it had been a challenge of her own choosing. "He's a man, seducing him with a wife that will never grow old should be easy." Sona sat back up with dull eyes.

Human men were easy, at least that was what her impression of them so far had led her to believe. All she would have to do was flash a little more skin, while still staying as modest as she possibly be.

It wasn't like Naruto-

-With Naruto-

"Hey, Stranger-san, can you show me where this place is?" A girl a couple of cm shorter than Naruto asked, and he looked at the girl who was coming up to him with a raised eyebrow. Usually, people avoided him all the time... literally most people other than punks avoided him when he was away from school. Yet, here was a girl with long black hair that was actually done up with the anime side-tails. Blue eyes of the same color as his own, he was meeting a lot of people with blue eyes lately, and a rather European look to her. Tiny body for the most part, but she had rather large breasts and a bubble butt, which showed she was older than she came across.

She came across as a child, seeing as she was wearing a frilly pink magical girl outfit, and waving a wand around while holding a hand written letter.

"I'm busy grocery shopping, so..." Naruto glanced at the paper, and he saw the address for his apartment complex. "Just let me finish, and I'll take you care. Also, my name is Naruto, not stranger." Naruto told her as he took the packaged pork he was holding, and bopped her on the head with it.

She perked up instantly, rubbing the top of her head.

"You will! Thank you, nobody has been helping me find this place. People look at Seri-tan like she is weird. I'm Magical Girl Serafall, nice to meet you Naruto-tan-"

"Don't call me that." Naruto bopped her on the head again with an annoyed smile. She yelped and held her head with her hands again, surprised at the second knock against her noggin. "Naruto-san is fine."

"... How about Naru-chan?" Serafall asked, before she was bobbed on the head again for giving him another nickname. "Owwie... Naru-tan it is then!" Serafall grabbed onto Naruto's arm and started to drag him towards the check out counter. "Now, lets go-" Serafall was stopped when Naruto, once more, bopped her on the head for her efforts. She yelped, again, and stopped dragging him.

Naruto showed he had a shopping list, and only a few things were crossed out.

"I said I would help when I was done, so just be a good girl, and keep me company while I shop. Now, be patient." Naruto lectured her as he went back to what he was doing. Serafall puffed up her cheeks in frustration, before Naruto turned towards her and bopped her on the head again. "Pouting won't help you." Naruto deadpanned at her with a twitching eye.

Annoying girl, but Serafall let the air leave her cheeks, and nodded with a sheepish smile.

"Sera-tan gets told she's impatient a lot... you know, you shouldn't hit girls Naru-tan." Serafall held onto Naruto's arm, grasping it firmly so that he couldn't get away from her. He didn't seem to mind it too much as he just continued to do his shopping, putting things he came across in the basket.

He raised an eyebrow when he realized his arm was planted firmly between her rack.

He went most of his life without seeing girls with large chests, and now in the last few days, he was just seeing a ton of girls with massive breasts coming out of the wood works. It was like Kuoh was a magnet for those with the above average breast size. Reaching out with his free hand, Naruto used his thumb and pointer to grab onto Serafall's nose and pull on it.

"If people want to stand in my way, or show me disrespect, then I'll treat them all the same. Guy or girl, doesn't matter to me, because everyone is just a stepping stone for my dream." Naruto stated with a savage smile. "I'm going to become the leader of all Japan, the Souban with a name nobody will forget. I'm going to take control of this nation's darkness, and lead it into a new age of light." Naruto raised his fist up into the air.

He took the moment to hype himself up.

"Wow! That's a really cool goal, you have a lot of ambition!" Serafall had stars in her eyes when she heard him speak so confidently about his goals for the future. She didn't know why, but he had such an aura of... confidence in himself that made her want to believe in him. Not to mention the fact that he was taking the time to actually help her, unlike many other people who were avoiding being seen talking to her.

She didn't count the boys who tried to seduce her while trying to find somebody to help her, they didn't count.

This boy had so much desire in him, it was stunning to see somebody who was so assured in his own future. Most people had a dream they strove for, but many of them gave up on their dreams, or they made dreams that could be easily reached with the right amount of effort. This boy aimed high, and was confident he would reach the height he set for himself.

"Wow... most people just laugh at me..."

"Why would I laugh!? It's really awesome you have something you're passionate about, and won't let anything stop you!" Serafall started to return Naruto's earlier bops with some of her own. "... also... milk... you're shopping list is done now!" Serafall let go of Naruto to go and grab the last item on his list. Putting in his basket, she stood in front of him with an expectant look.

Now he would give her what she wanted.

"... I like you... you're fun." Naruto stated as he started to walk towards the cashier.

This was an interesting girl.

-69 Minutes Later-

"Here we are. I brought you here, now are you moving in or-"

"Hey Uzumaki! Come out and face Magical Girl Serafall! I'm here to put an end to your evil ways!"

Naruto's jaw dropped when he realized that he had just led this crazy girl to his own apartment, when she was after him to begin with. Naruto didn't know what reaction to have, stunned by the revelation that the new friend he had made was after his life... and she didn't realize it. It would seem that somebody gave her his family name, but not his given name when they told her about him. She was huffing and puffing, stomping her foot on the ground as she waited for him to come out... of his apartment when he was standing next to her.

Naruto tapped her shoulder.

"Evil ways?" Naruto asked her, and she turned and smiled happily at him.

"The villain Uzumaki beat my little sister at chess, and then punched her, the meanie-"

"She challenged me to chess, and then she challenged me to a fight. I didn't start any of that mess, I just knocked her out." Naruto explained the entire situation, once he understood the why and how of it.

Serafall's jaw dropped.

"But her Queen told me that the meanie's name was Uzumaki!"

"Hello, my name is Naruto Uzumaki."

...

"But... you... you're so NICE!" Serafall shouted in shock when she realized that Naruto was the person she was looking for, and she had spent over a hour with him, hanging out and talking with him. She had watched him help a little old lady get a cat out of a tree, he had beat up some thugs who were picking on school girls, and he had been stern but kind to her the entire time. He didn't let her treat him with disrespect, but he never actually did anything that would hurt her either. "You can't be the evil Uzumaki that I read about, who fights little girls-"

"-Koneko is a strong little girl, in her defense... and she started it by ruining my awesome introduction." Naruto justified his actions there.

"Well, Koneko-tan is a tough one... and she does have a mouth on her." Serafall could see why somebody would start a fight with her. She had heard about Rias' Rook before now, and she knew the girl had a habit of insulting people that annoyed her. "The letter said you started tons of fights and beat up lots of-"

Naruto raised a hand.

"-people who challenged me. I told everyone I was accepting challenges, I never started any of those fights. If somebody wants to fight me, I'll fight them." Naruto explained that part of the letter too. It would seem that somebody was twisting everything he did, to try and make it sound like he was some evil kid. Sure, he wasn't exactly a saint, but he didn't go out of his way to do bad things to people. Most of the people he started fights with deserved it, and he was just giving them punishment for their actions. "Anything else?" Naruto asked her with crossed arms.

She looked at the letter she had, and started to reread it.

"... you..."

"Since you're here, want to come in? I have a cat, but it will be nice to have somebody to talk to while-"

"-I'm sorry for trying to destroy you." Serafall bowed deeply to him in apology. When she had gotten her letter, she had jumped without thinking that the letter had been wrong about the facts. Hearing it from Naruto himself, and having been helped by him, she could see that he was a really kind soul. She felt a little bad for plotting his murder now.

She felt really bad.

Like, so super bad.

"It's fine?" Naruto questioningly spoke, unsure of how to take that.

-4 Hours Later-

"MREOW!?"

Kuroka, in cat form, absolutely collapsed to the floor when she jumped in through the window. Falling flat on her face, she couldn't help but be completely shocked when she saw the strongest female devil sitting on the couch with Naruto. Serafall was literally watching an anime about whatever, forcing Naruto to watch it with her as she held onto him excitedly.

"Of, Kuroneko, there you are." Naruto greeted his cat.

The FUCK!?

'Why the hell is the Leviathan here... what the fuck happened today!?' Kuroka hissed at Serafall and took up an aggressive stance.

This was really bad.

"Oooooh, this is the best part! Look at the transformation sequence! I wish I could make my clothes rip apart like that, and reform into magical girl clothes! I'm so going to learn how to do that!" Serafall started to pushed Naruto back and forth. She was bouncing on her ass with the raw excitement of a child.

"Boobs ahoy."

"Hey, magical girl shows need to have SOMETHING to appeal to men too! I mean, these clothes are made for fanservice, see?" Serafall jumped up and did a small spin, which showed off her panties easily. She jumped up too, and her breasts easily bounced. She jumped back into Naruto's lap, his face a little red from that display, before he flicked her in the forehead. "Owwie, stop doing that."

"Stop doing that! I said I would watch this with you, but we can't exactly watch the show, when you're constantly flashing me your panties."

"Well, I have to show you I'm sexier than the girls in this show. I have to be better and sexier than every magical girl, otherwise I'm..." Serafall yawned loudly in the middle of her sentence, and Naruto stood up.

"You can stay here tonight if you want. I'll take the couch if you want-"

-Next Morning-

"What... the... hell?" Naruto asked when he woke up, and realized that he had a panty clad Serafall holding onto him like a giant teddy bear. Half of his head was submerged in the flesh of her breasts, and she was just snoring away like nothing was wrong. He lifted up the blankets, and saw that while her leg was trapped in his underwear (she was a rough sleeper), he was still wearing underwear.

"Zzzzzz."

"Seriously, how does this even happen?"

He was pretty sure he was sleeping on the couch last night, so how was he in his bed now?

Chapter End!
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