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How?

'How do I get out of this without being accused as a rapist...' Naruto thought with narrowed eyes, wondering how in the world he had managed to get himself into this situation to begin with. He knew for a fact that he had fallen asleep on the couch, while Serafall had taken the bed. True, he went to sleep in just boxers, so his lack of clothes was normal. The fact that Serafall, other than her panties, was naked was also something he was worried about. He could say, without a shadow of a doubt, that he did not have sex with her... but when a man was accused of rape, more often than not, people were going to believe the woman even if the man was innocent. He didn't want to go to jail... for something he didn't do.

Even if he would be totally running the place in like a week.

"Zzzzzz... So-tan..."

'Sleep talker... deep sleeper... just going to-"

"Morning Naru-tan..."

"I didn't didn't do anything sexual, now get your leg out of by boxers." Naruto stated quickly, and she just yawned and removed her breasts from his head. She sat up and stretched herself out, much like a cat would. She, without any shame, removed her leg from his boxers and got out of the bed. "... This is not what I expected... You're not pissy about this." Naruto suspiciously watched her move about. He had expected that she would, at least, slap him for seeing her naked body.

Serafall just yawned again.

"I felt so bad about Naru-tan sleeping on the couch last night, I brought you in here when you were sleeping... you have a really hot body, so I had to sleep naked or I would ruin my clothes with sweat dummy." Serafall flicked him on the nose with a giggle. She unknowingly answering his questions about how he had ended up in this position, though she raised many other questions. Like the fact that... well, Koneko was strangely strong for such a small thing. No surprise more strong ones existed out there, but the question of her apparently loose sense of shame was still like a raised flag. "Last night was SUPER fun, I'm always suuuuper busy with work and stuff. I barely have time for any fun stuff like hanging out with friends and stuff." Serafall complained about her busy schedule.

Hell, she spent the night with Naruto as an excuse to not go back to her job right away, since she could say she was taking care of something in the human world. Watching anime, eating dinner, and having a person to talk without it being an old fart, or work related, was a really rare experience for her now. She was always working towards keeping the piece with other Factions, not to mention working on her Magical Girl show kept her really busy too.

Naruto, turned his eyes when she bent over and pulled her skirt up.

"I'm late for school."

"Oh... Don't worry, I'll go with you and explain it to So-tan that I kept you away from school! Then you won't get in trouble, and I can see So-tan!" Serafall cheered further up, literally jumping up and down in excitement. She had thought that having a human friend would just be fun since Naruto was a nice guy, but with a human friend she had a reason to come to the human world more often... and more trips to the human world meant that she could visit her little sister more. "Hey Naruto, we should hang out once... twice... three times... how about seven days a week... yeah, seven days a week sounds fun... heheheheheh." Serafall was already mentally planning all the ways that she could use her time in the human world to further her relationships with her new buddy, and her little sister.

Naruto was just taken back.

Kuroka really felt like she was going to pee herself, she was in the same room as them, when she heard that she was going to have a Satan coming in and out of her home. Just spending one night with the girl in her presence had been utterly nerve destroying. She had been unable to sleep all night, and the fact that she was so close to somebody who could kill her was not good for her heart.

"... I'll just skip school today... I honestly don't-"

"No, you have to go to school! Because, if you don't go to school, then So-tan will get onto me for visiting without a reason, and then she'll tell Sirzechs-chan will lecture me... or... or I can tell him that if he becomes friends with you too, that he can come visit Rias-chan, and I won't get into trouble!" Serafall had a wonderful idea. A wonderfully evil plan that would let her hang out with her new friend, take breaks from work, and not get in trouble all at the same time. It was so simple, Sirzechs was a total siscon, so it made sense that if she shared her plan with him, then he would be too busy trying to copy it, that he wouldn't have time to get onto her for it.

Naruto just gained a wicked grin when he realized that Serafall was depending on him for some rather selfish reasons, but he wasn't bothered by that part.

"So... you need me for your plan to work, right?" Naruto sat up straighter, legs off the bed with his fingers together. "Okay, I'm cool with that... but you see... when I first came to school, I never got to pull of the prank that I wanted to... so... I'm going to hold myself hostage-"

'... My master is holding himself hostage to blackmail a Satan...' Kuroka's mouth was agape in shock.

"You're going to... blackmail me?" Serafall had a dark aura appear around her for a moment, a brief moment, before it was gone and an aura of pink and happiness. She rushed towards Naruto, ruining his evil image when her breasts smacked him in the face. "Oooooh, I think I just found the new guest star villain for my show! You can be something like the... I don't have a name for you yet, but I really want you to become a part of my show." Serafall was hugging Naruto at this point.

He really impressed her... not many people had the balls to hold themselves hostage, in order to get what they wanted. That took some serious guts, because it was easy for a situation where holding yourself hostage to go badly. Naruto pushed her off of him, and then took a pillow and pushed it against her boobs, so that he could talk with her without being distracted.

She liked her new friend, he was really fun.

"Have you ever heard of the term... painting the town red?"

Oh, he was really fun.

-With Sona and Tsubaki-

'It would seem that Leviathan-sama was able to kill Uzumaki.' Tsubaki adjusted her glasses, a serious look on her face. After her King's defeat, and then physical abuse, she had written a letter to the Leviathan herself informing her of the new student. Knowing the woman, she had rushed out to kill the boy without asking any questions. Not only was the student rid of an annoying student, and the world rid of one more delinquent, but her King's honor would be safe. With the boy being dead, there was no reason for her King to try and seduce him. 'There hasn't been a complain about him all day.' Tsubaki smiled, before she wiped the smile off her face and continued to do her work for the Student Council.

Yes, Kuoh would return to being a moderately peaceful place, and her King was safe. She had nothing more to worry about with the situation, though, she couldn't help but feel that something about the situation was off.

"A quiet day today." Sona stated as she herself did her own homework and student council work. It was just the two of them today, since the other council members were all enjoying their own lunches. Sona's challenge against Naruto yesterday had, sadly, prevented her from getting her work done in a timely fashion. A mistake that she wasn't going to allow to become a regular thing.

"Yes, enjoyably quiet." Tsubaki agreed with her.

...

"It's too quiet, Naruto-san is up to something. By this point, he would have gotten into a fight with Koneko, or with one of the clubs. Something is wrong." Sona bit her thumb in suspicion. She could not shake the feeling that her life was going down the drain. The fear inside of her that wouldn't go away, the fear that her peaceful life had been flushed down the toilet. "I'm going to... finish my paperwork and then check up on him." Sona had something she was required to do, and her own interests in Naruto could wait until she was done.

He was not her priority.

"Who knows, a troublemaker like him might have gotten himself killed. He must have many people who hate him." Tsubaki spoke in a calm voice.

Yes, like the Satan Leviathan.

Sona's phone went off.

-With Rias-

"Holy... Well, I'll be damned... I thought it was much too peaceful today." Rias had a growing smile on her face when she saw something that was actually very funny. She was just walking back from the old school building to go and check out one of the interesting students, somebody she wanted to add to her peerage, when she couldn't help but notice the drastic change that had happened to the school. "He's surely enjoying himself."

"Buchou, I found something... Well... I'll be damned." Yuuto spoke when he caught up to Rias, before he stopped and took a look at the school building.

That was impressive.

"I've already texted Sona." Rias pointed out as she raised her phone, and proceeded to take a picture of what Naruto... and was that Serafall had done to the school building. Rias gained a face that belonged on a constipated person, unsure of how and when Naruto would have met the Leviathan, before she sighed and shrugged. As long as Naruto never met her brother, she didn't care if he tortured Sona with his newfound friendship.

Or annoy her with the fact he had painted the vast majority of the school building.

The entire school building had a new coat of paint. All of the walls of the school, no doubt thanks to Serafall, had been painted a bright pink color with yellow stars on it shaped like the tips of magical girl wands. The roof of the school though, had been painted completely orange, with the red swirl symbol that she had seen Naruto wearing on his clothes. The school was painted pink and orange, with magical girl wands and swirls all over it. Rias had to actually put her phone away for a moment, take it all in, before she gave up. Her hands went up, before she clapped at the amount of effort that Naruto put into this, painting the school without the school noticing until he was done was a real feat... or dumb luck.

-With Naruto-

"Oh my god, this was amazing, if I was alone it would have taken like twice the time to do this. Thanks Serafall-"

"Call me Sera-tan!"

"Thanks Sera-tan." Naruto was so thankful for the help, he didn't even care if she wanted him to call her something dumb. He had painted the entire school, what he originally wanted to do on his first day of school. He just never had the chance to get it done, nor the time to do it, but with two people working together he had managed to do it. He had paint all over his clothes and skin, but it was completely worth it. Serafall, in order not to get her favorite clothes, was wearing some of Naruto's clothes with a belt around her waist more tightly.

"You're welcome Naru-tan!"

"You know, I'm so happy, I'm going to let that slide." Naruto rubbed the top of his head with a grin on his face. This was one of the really fun things he always wanted to do, and she had helped him to do it.

He was really thankful... even if he questioned her taste in what she painted on the building.

"UZUMAKI!"

"Oh shit!?" The sudden shout made Naruto lose his balance, slipping on the still wet paint, Naruto fell backwards off of the top of the roof. Sliding down the rooftop on his back, Naruto picked up speed before he finally slid right off side of the roof. Serafall noticed a second too late when Naruto fell behind her, not catching him, and when she did reach out for him... she missed.

She was about to use magic to magic to stop him... before something odd happened.

-With Kuroka-

Kuroka's eyes opened as she was awoken from her nap when she sensed it.

The Demon Slayer scent.

It was nearly time.

-At Kuoh Academy-

"Aaaaah!" Naruto shouted as he rolled across the ground, holding the back of his head in agony.

'What the hell was that... for a split second... a really strong wind appeared, and he seemed to float... was that real, or was I imagining things?' Sona rubbed her eyes as she watched the blond rolling across the ground. Serafall had jumped off of the ladder she was on, and landed on the ground with tears in her eyes. She went right to Naruto and picked him up.

"Naru-tan, I thought you were a total goner!"

"My fucking head!"

'I didn't sense any magic... and he doesn't have a Sacred Gear... looking as Sona, she didn't do anything... so what just happened!?' Rias ran towards the situation too, unsure of what had just happened. Like Sona, she had felt the wind kick up, and then she saw a small visible wind appear under Naruto and cause him to float. Then, the second it slowed him down enough, all of it vanished and he hit the ground at a much slower speed.

She thought Naruto was a normal human!

Was she wrong?

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