Harry woke up instantly and fully, realizing instantly he'd been enervated. Not because of how fast he woke up, though that was a big clue. No, it was the wand pointed between his eyes causing him to go cross-eyed staring at it.
He did what came natural, dodging away from the wand pointed at him, the chair he was tied to coming with him as he fell to the ground hard.
He gulped as he spotted the shoes flashing with light at every step, coming closer and managed to see his captor and was shocked.
"Where's Harry Potter!?" The woman asked, an unusually hard tone in her voice.
"I'm right here Luna, Ow!" Harry yelped as Luna bent down grabbing a fistful of his hair and pulling, and pulling and pulling some more for good measure.
"Why won't this thing come off? Did you put it on with a sticking charm?"
"No! It's my bloody hair, what the bloody hell are you doing Luna!?"
"Accio mask!" Luna said, her voice quizzical. Nothing happened, he wasn't wearing a mask and there evidently wasn't one near by.
"How do I get you to reveal yourself?"
"What?" Harry struggled to come up with something realizing she wasn't waiting for an answer. Finally he thought of something, those stupid questions for knowing the other person wasn't under polyjuice. "Ask me anything, I'm really Harry!"
She looked skeptical, a look on her that was bizarre in the extreme. "How do I know you didn't interrogate Harry?"
He winced, that was a sticking point, "Um, ask about something Harry- I mean I would know that you know I know that isn't important?"
She tilted her head before deciding, "What is my middle name?"
Harry felt like a terrible friend, surprising considering the woman had just spent a good half minute tugging his hair. "I don't know, you never told me and it never came up. I'm sorry Luna, I'll try to be a better friend to you."
"Thank you Not-Harry, I suppose we can be friends, I like having friends." Luna said and he winced, so much for honesty.
"Why do you think I'm not Harry- I mean me anyway?"
Luna clucked "I guess your bosses haven't told you everything. Guess it wouldn't do any harm... All governments have been infiltrated by reptilians-" Seeing Harry's look of incomprehension she said "That's just what we call your species, well, that and lizard people, but reptilians sounds nicer. With Harry's Order of Merlin, First Class, he'd get a seat on the Wizengamot, but Harry refused to allow me to stay with constantly."
Harry's mouth opened and closed several times, finally he settled on "What?"
"Yes, all of them, your people have done a good job for your takeover of our world, but I don't mind, I just want my friend Harry back."
"I really am Harry, how can I prove it to you?" Harry was getting worried and frustrated tied up- his head smarted and not just because of the hair pulling, and worse yet his nose was starting to itch."
"Hmm... I know! Help me find a crumple-horned Snorkack! If anyone can do it Harry could!"
Harry thought it was unlikely but... Well, there were worse ways to spend his time. It would probably get him out of the UK too, and considering how much more famous he was, that could only be a good thing. Besides, it wasn't like he wanted to start things back up with Ginny. He shuddered remembering that old adage about women becoming their Mothers.
"Sure, I'd love to go looking for them with you Luna."