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(5:46 in the Afternoon; Streets of the Capital)

Tatsumi was not having the best day ever right now.

"Goddammit, where is she?!" he asked himself as he turned towards another street in hopes of finding his red-eyed comrade all across the Capital. Him and Leone managed to assassinate their target just earlier, who was supposedly a retired member of the Empire's military force that was involved in various drug scandals all throughout the country.

Tatsumi, Leone, Akame, and Lubbock were all assigned for this mission yet only two of them had gone back to base since it was already completed. Tatsumi volunteered to stay behind and look for Akame since the girl had been missing ever since they decided to split up earlier. Although Lubbock insisted that she might already be on her way back, he still wanted to make sure since Akame was one of the most wanted criminals in the Capital, and it wouldn't be surprising if she was captured somehow.

"Well… I'm not saying she'd be captured per say… but…" He just started to realize it, but maybe he was wrong. During the time that they have spent together so far, he deemed Akame as perhaps the strongest member of Night Raid, only matched by Bulat in terms of overall abilities. However, when it came to their line of work, Akame was almost the perfect image of an ideal assassin.

"Ah, screw this! Lubbock was right… this is pointless, she must have gone back to the hideout by now…" he said to himself, shaking his head furiously as he realized all his work to find her had been for nothing.

Finally giving up, Tatsumi turned on his heel and began to walk away, a look of displease clearly shown on his face. "Tch, I shouldn't have wasted the rest of the afternoon here… I wanted to train —" he was cut off when he surprisingly kicked over something made of glass.

Looking down, he noticed an empty bottle of alcohol rolling away from him ever so slowly. "Phew, I thought I tripped over an important glass figure or something…" he sighed in relief, smiling slightly before his eyes had caught the entire appearance of the bottle, causing him to rush over and pick up the glass object.

"Wait a minute! This looks exactly like the stuff that Sis drinks back at the hideout!" he concluded, his eyes widening in surprise. "Then that means… don't tell me…" He looked up and sighed deeply that had a tone of annoyance in it. "She's still here in the Capital, hiding somewhere just to get a drink to herself…"

He then shrugged his shoulders and scratched his head afterwards. "Well, since this bottle was just here, she must be nearby… I should stick around for a bit and see if I can find her and bring her home… I'll be in a lot of trouble if I don't…" he thought, beginning to look around and search hopelessly for Leone.

Well, if he can't find Akame, what chance would he have in finding Leone?

Continuing to look around him, he couldn't find any possible place where Leone could be drinking. "There are no bars or inns around here, so she must be getting drunk alone, with nobody being able to see her…" His eyes then caught sight of an alleyway to the right just ahead, and his legs began to take him there. "That looks like a good starting point… if she's not there, I'll try searching for her one more time and then I'll just go home…"

Reaching the alleyway, he first made sure that nobody was around and went inside, keeping his movement quick and quiet. "Leone?" he called out softly. "Leone, are you in here?"

"Well… she's not here… might as well go look somewhere else…" After a whole minute of calling out the blonde Lionelle user, Tatsumi shrugged his shoulders and gave in. "Perhaps she's at another alleyway?"

Tatsumi turned around and began to walk away, his eyes looking as bored as ever while his posture definitely described how he was feeling right now.

"Mmm…-hic-"

Until he heard that, at least.

Turning around, he quirked an eyebrow in confusion and tried to call out to her again. "Hello? Leone, you there? We need to get back to the hideout, you know."

"Mm… m-me…-hic-"

That wasn't an answer to his question, and Tatsumi already had his grip on Incursio's key behind him, preparing himself for a possible enemy attack. However, he slowly relaxed his grip after a few seconds and took a deep breath to calm himself down. "It must be Leone, no doubt about it… she must be too far gone and drunk right now…" he thought to himself, planting his hands on his hips. "Great, how am I gonna deal with this?"

He was no idiot to Leone's attitude while she is under the influence of any alcoholic drink, and he knew exactly how she acted when it happens. If getting smothered with her enormous breasts was both embarrassing and annoying while she was her normal self, it was way different while she is drunk. She could be too seductive and playful for her own sake, and Tatsumi didn't know if he'd be able to control himself if that ever happens. Or maybe, she'd invite him to have a drink with her, which would result in doubling the trouble they could cause with him being drunk as well.

Either way, having to bring back Leone to the base while she is drunk is gonna be a pain in the ass to do, especially since Tatsumi could be too stubborn sometimes.

"Eh, I'll just wing it… she must be behind that wooden crate, that's where I've been hearing her voice…" he shrugged again, setting his eyes on the crate that was just near the middle of the alleyway. Sighing deeply again, he prepared for the worst as he walked towards the crate. "Leone, come on… it's time to get back to the hideout. If I don't bring you back, who knows what —"

His eyes immediately widened upon what he saw behind the crate.

"M-Meat~ -hic-"

"AKAME?!"

Akame was leaning against the wall and her head was bobbing from side to side, making it appear as if she was dazed; her face was all red and she was blushing at the same time, her body temperature speaking for itself. Murasame was on the ground beside her, and it was surprising to see her not holding it in her grasp. Her arms were just laying on either side of her, seemingly lost of its strength. Lastly, her knees were kept close to her chest, which gave Tatsumi a good eyeful of her white panties due to how short her skirt was.

Tatsumi seemed to have noticed that little detail last as his face burned up in embarrassment, and he immediately turned his head away from her as he began to speak again.

"A-Akame, w-what are you d-doing here?" he stuttered, doing his best to take the image of his comrade's underwear off his mind. However, the more he thought of forgetting it, the more he remembered. "Damn it, why did I have to see that?! And why can't I get it out of my mind?! Urgh, I blame Lubbock for this…"

On the way back to the hideout, Lubbock sneezed.

"Meat…" Akame breathed out in a dazed voice, raising her head up, allowing Tatsumi to see her bright red face. She hiccuped two more times, which managed to gain his attention.

"Akame?" he turned his head back towards her, using every bit of willpower he can to prevent looking at her panties, and that was when he noticed her blushing face. "Hey, what's wrong?!" Forgetting about his embarrassing yet dirty thoughts earlier, he knelt down and stared directly into her eyes, before he managed to sniff out a foul stench coming from her mouth, causing him to cover his nose in response.

His eyes grew wide, also examining how the red-eyed assassin's face was like a tomato right now. "Oh you gotta be kidding me! There's no way! Is Akame… drunk?! How the hell did this happen?! The bottle I found earlier… is she the one who drank it?!"

"I…-hic- meat~" she muttered, her vision becoming more blurry than ever, and she could barely make out Tatsumi's face in front of her.

"Oi… are you okay, Akame?" he asked, holding her shoulders and leaning closer towards her face to get a better look on her. "Y-You're drunk, right?"

"I…-hic- want meat!" she suddenly exclaimed, startling Tatsumi as she pounced on him.

With a yelp, the young man was now lying on the ground and Akame was sitting on top of his stomach, looking down at him. Tatsumi's eyes were as wide as saucers as he realized that the effects of the alcohol were starting to affect her. "Akame, please get off…" he squeaked out, raising his arms in defeat out of fear that she might kill him now that he was under her mercy.

Much to his surprise, a smile began to form on her face as her eyes closed. "More meat~ -hic-" she said, her vision blurred to the point that she could see two Tatsumis under her.

"More wha— GAAHHH!" he yelled out in surprise when Akame leaned down and buried her face into his neck, biting his skin multiple times as if he was some kind of giant piece of meat. "Akame, cut it out!" he said, trying to shake her off him when he felt her licking his neck. However, the girl had locked her legs on his waist, preventing her from going anywhere.

Surprising him once again, the red-eyed girl sat up and put her hand on her stomach, before she pouted cutely with puppy-dog eyes. "-hic- I'm not…-hic- hungry…" she declared, leaning down once again.

However, instead of eating his neck out like earlier, Akame simply laid her whole body on top of his chest with her arms loosely wrapping around his neck, greatly surprising Tatsumi. "Akame…?" he asked out of confusion since she was basically assaulting him earlier.

"Mine… my meat~" she purred out, smiling as she laid there on top of him peacefully with a smile on her face.

The blush on Tatsumi's deepened as he tried to stay still, as he didn't want anything worse to happen right now. Akame was just on top of him, laying there like a cat and if he was lucky enough, she'd go to sleep and he could take her back to the hideout before she knew it.

"Hey, what's going on here?!"

Uh oh.

Tatsumi turned his head towards the end of the alleyway, the one that led back to the street, and he immediately saw another man walking up towards them. He must have heard Tatsumi's screams earlier when he was embarrassed with Akame's drunken self acting upon him.

"Shit! I can't let him see Akame, or the whole military would be after our asses!" he thought to himself, immediately sitting up from the ground. Relying on his instincts and the newfound strength he earned during training, Tatsumi quickly made Akame lean back on the wall and turned around, before he carried her up piggyback-style. He shot another look at the man who was about 5 meters away from where they were, the wooden crate being the only thing shielding his presence.

"Hmmm…" Akame hummed into his neck, and Tatsumi made sure to stop for a moment in case she'd wake up and speak. When she didn't make any other move, the brunette guided her arms to wrap around his neck before he grabbed Murasame.

"Time to get out of here!" Taking a deep breath, Tatsumi took off for the opposite direction with Akame on his back, using every ounce of his speed to get out of the alleyway.

As he left the dark alley, one thought was on his mind as he did his best to make his way out of the Capital without attracting attention, especially with an infamous assassin like Akame clinging on his back. He glanced at the red-eyed girl who appeared to be sleeping gently, before turning his attention back to finding a way out of there.

"How and why did Akame get drunk in an alleyway like that?"


(One hour later; Forest leading to Night Raid's Hidden Base)

"I'm sure glad Akame isn't heavy… despite how much of a glutton she is…" Tatsumi thought to himself as he made his way through the thick trees, while silently hoping that there would be no danger beasts nearby to ambush them. Luckily, nobody in the Capital saw the two assassins leaving, and Tatsumi was extremely glad that he managed to get Akame out of there without having to expose her identity to others.

"Still…" Up until now, he was still trying to figure out the reason how Akame had ended up getting drunk inside the alleyway earlier, instead of focusing on their mission. "This sucks, I'll just ask her later…"

Continuing in his walking, the bumpy way he was moving appeared to have woken up the girl behind him, as she slowly opened her eyes.

"Mmm, what…" she breathed out, causing the young man to stop in his tracks and turn around to look at Akame, who was resting her head on his shoulder.

"Akame, you're awake?" he asked, and although she only yawned softly and nuzzled close to his neck, he took it as a sign of agreement. "Hey, are you sober now? I was getting worried earlier, you know? I thought you and I would be goners back there in that alleyway…"

"T-Tatsumi?" she asked, slowly opening her eyes to meet his.

"The one and only!" he replied enthusiastically as he continued on walking. "So, are you doing fine? Are you experiencing any hangovers?"

"-hic- I'm… fine~ -hic- but that… doesn't matter~ -hic-" she replied in a somewhat loving tone, before wrapping her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist tighter.

"Wait a minute…" he thought to himself, his eyes widening slightly. Noticing her hiccups and her sudden action, Tatsumi gulped in nervousness as he realized what was going on with her.

He was so wrong.

Akame was not sober.

"I have a bad feeling about this…" he thought, sweat-dropping.

"Tatsumiii~ -hic- I have… something to say… to you…-hic-" she said in a bubbly tone in the beginning, before switching to her usual monotone voice afterwards.

"Okay, let's… let's hear it…" he nodded, trying his best to pay attention to both Akame and his surroundings at the same time.

"I love you…" she said bluntly, smiling as she buried her face into his neck while Tatsumi stopped in his tracks and turned his head to look at her in absolute disbelief.

"YOU WHAT?!" Tatsumi screeched out, looking horrified as his hands suddenly let go of her legs. However, Akame managed to cling tightly to him that she didn't fall off, but she did get the young man to be out of balance due to her current position. "She's not herself right now, she's not herself right now…"

"-hic- I love you, Tatsumi…-hic- please marry me~" she said as her blush deepened, licking his neck slowly that caused him to shiver.

"Okay, who the hell taught you about this marriage stuff? It's pretty clear that you're not into this, Akame…" he asked in a serious tone, narrowing his eyes at her.

"L-Leone… said that…-hic- it's the way for… two people… to be -hic- together~" she smiled, which was the final trigger that showed she was completely out of herself at the moment.

He began to get angry as he clenched his fists in rage. "Leone… she must also be the reason why Akame is drunk right now! Oh, when I get back to the hideout, I'm gonna kill her!" Holding Akame's legs around his waist again, he began to run back towards the hideout, finding a sudden drive to get home immediately as he wanted to have a little talk with a certain blonde assassin. "Hold on tight, Akame! I'm gonna go full speed!"

"T-Tatsumi…" she called out again, not caring about what the young man said just a few moments ago.

"What now?" he groaned out, having no choice but to entertain the red-eyed girl until he could get back to the hideout. After all, he had no idea how would she react to his disapproval now that she was drunk.

For all he could know, she could be more violent than she usually is…

"Kiss me."

He nearly tripped over at hearing her words, but he managed to only slow down in his speed as he turned his head to look at her with a confused look, his eyes remaining as wide as they were earlier.

"What?"

"K-Kiss me~" Akame repeated, leaning her head up towards his, closing her eyes as she stuck out her lips.

"WOAH!" Out of surprise, Tatsumi immediately leaned his head back to avoid her, but it resulted in him tripping over a tree root that was sticking out of the ground. Unwilling to let Akame get hurt, he shifted their positions so that he was the one who crashed and slid against the ground, stopping only after a few seconds due to friction. "Ow, ow, ow…" he hissed in pain, his back absorbing most of the fall before he check to see if Akame was alright.

"That was fun…-hic-" she giggled, poking Tatsumi's nose with her finger as she covered her mouth with her right fist to stifle her amusement.

"Yeah, yeah…" Tatsumi had to resist the urge to roll his eyes and groan. "Anyways, can you get off —!" he was then cut off from his words by surprise as he felt Akame's lips on his, causing his eyes to widen almost instantly as his hands grabbed her shoulders tightly.

Akame was kissing him.

She was literally kissing him.

Now, Tatsumi had two choices right now. He could either give in and return her actions or he could push her away before they'd so something that they'll regret in the future. It was a hard choice to make, especially because Akame was drunk right now and he had no idea what she could do while she was still in this state. However, the brunette's attention was not focused on either of that at the moment, because he was too frozen to even make a move.

Akame just kissed him, and he immediately found her taste to be quite intoxicating, possibly due to some of the alcohol being left on her mouth. Her taste was comparable to the sweetness of strawberries, and its combination with the strong taste of alcohol was about enough to drive him insane. Tatsumi squeezed his eyes shut and found himself giving in to his instincts, savoring the feeling of her lips on hers as he kissed her back under the moonlight.

"Mmmm~" she moaned, enjoying every second that was passing by. Her eyes were closed and her face was flushed, and Akame could feel her heart pounding inside her chest as she kissed him, which showed her inexperience. Her legs were on either side of him as he stayed just under her, their tongues clashing as their liplock intensified. Her hands grasped his face as she attempted to take it further by slipping her tongue inside his mouth, but it only caused her to moan louder.

He finally regained control of his own senses as he pushed her away after one whole minute of kissing. "Damn it Akame, stop it!" he exclaimed, wiping his lips as he looked at her.

Tatsumi's eyes widened in alarm when he saw Akame pouting and had tears in her puppy-dog eyes. "W-Why don't you…-hic- want to kiss me?"

"Because you're drunk and you're not yourself right now, okay?" he replied, staring directly into her eyes while trying to remain impassive like how Akame does all the time.

"N-No, that's not true! Nothing's wrong with me~" Without warning, she slammed her lips back towards his once again in another kiss, and Tatsumi quickly tried to pry her off and break off their lip contact. Unfortunately for him, she had already wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him deeper.

"I'm sorry, Akame! You're not yourself right now!" he thought to himself, raising his hand up high before he gave a swift chop to the back of Akame's neck, causing her eyes to widen for a brief moment before falling unconscious on top of him.

Tatsumi sat up and gently pushed Akame away from him, before sighing in relief. "Damn, what the hell was going on with her?" he said, putting his hand on his forehead before he remembered just what happened between the two of them before he knocked her out.

The two of them kissed.

Kissed.

When two people like each other, they kiss, right?

"No, no, no, no, no! No, she's not herself right now! She didn't mean it!" he told himself, shaking his head as he noticed that Akame was leaning unconscious on his shoulder. "Nope, there's no chance! That kiss happened because she was drunk, nothing more than that! She doesn't feel anything for me!" he continued to remind himself, carrying Akame up as he continued on his way back to the hideout.

He stretched his limbs out for a bit, before grabbing Murasame off the ground and went off. Tatsumi turned to the side to see Akame's head lying on his shoulder while her arms were loosely wrapped around his neck; his mind drifted off to their moment of intimacy earlier again, before he shook it off one more time and focused on getting back to the hideout.

Still, he couldn't forget the sensation of her lips on his, and he couldn't stop himself from licking his own lips to get one last taste of Akame, finding himself to like the feeling.

"Stupid hormones…"


(Several Hours Later; Night Raid's Hidden Base)

"There we go…"

Tatsumi laid Akame down on her bed, wiping the sweat off his forehead as he looked down at her sleeping figure. He had a very long day to start and he was so tired as a result, the mission they were assigned to do earlier as well as Akame's drunken situation being the end of it.

As soon as he got back to the hideout, it was already late at night and Leone, Lubbock, and Najenda were the only ones still awake at that moment and he was almost got a beating from the Boss for being so late in returning had it not been for Akame flipping her off while she was still asleep. This sparked the three Night Raid assassins to start questioning him about what happened to Akame and why was she acting all drowsy and clingy towards him.

He told them the truth and not surprisingly, he didn't like the outcome of it.

Leone laughed uncontrollably and teased him non-stop about it, Lubbock angrily demanded answers from him and shook him back and forth while ranting about his luck with girls, while Najenda simply smirked and quietly tried to find out what caused Akame to get drunk and advised Tatsumi to never go over the time limit given next time. While all of this was happening, the red-eyed girl herself was resting on a couch, still deep in her sleep.

"I still… can't believe she kissed me…" he thought to himself, remembering what happened between the two of them hours ago. "Why though? Is it because she… no, never mind… I'll figure this out in the morning…" he turned around and was about to head out of the room when he felt something grasp his hand.

Turning around quickly, he then saw Akame holding his hand with her own while looking up at him with the cute puppy-dog eyes that she had used on him earlier.

"Please… d-don't -hic- leave… stay… w-with me…-hic-" she softly muttered, tightening her grip on his hand as she tried to pull him closer to her. When Tatsumi looked hesitant to give her what she wanted, Akame hung her head and looked down on the floor. "I… don't want to be… alone…" she continued in a sad tone.

He didn't want to see the red-eyed girl being sad like this, but he also didn't want to be around her while she was drunk and out of herself. Tatsumi was conflicted, but he knew that he had to make a choice, otherwise Akame might go out of control again and force him to be with her. If he did go on the same bed with her, not only would it be awkward between them, and but it could also cause them problems.

But…

He couldn't.

He couldn't possibly say no to her right now, not when she was looking like that. He wanted to say no and rush out of there to go to sleep, but he couldn't do it.

Biting his lip, he sighed in defeat as a slight blush covered his cheeks. "Fine, but… only for tonight…" he said and Akame's face immediately brightened up as she scooted to the side, giving Tatsumi space to slide into the bed, underneath the blanket. "Goddamn, this is so embarrassing but… beats getting tackled to the ground getting —" he was then cut off from his thoughts when Akame suddenly gave him a soft kiss on the cheek.

"Thank you for… being by my side…" she said with a genuine smile on her face while Tatsumi turned his head towards her, blushing madly. "Good night, Tatsumi~" she yawned cutely, wrapping one arm around his stomach as she pulled him close to her.

"Well… at least, she's not raping me or anything…" he thought, focusing his gaze on the red-eyed girl as she slept. "Anyway, I'm starting to think that she has some sort of control over her actions… I mean, she wouldn't ask me to sleep here with her if she was still sleeping… right? But if that's the case then… why did she kiss me multiple times today?"

Remembering the events ever since the end of their mission, Akame kissed him a total of 3 times, whether it was on the lips or on the cheek. Tatsumi blushed as she shook his head to prevent any other dirty image come across his mind. "Does she even know what a kiss means? And when or who to give it to?" he thought in confusion.

"Eh, forget it. I'll figure this out in the morning…" Taking one last look at her sleeping face, Tatsumi couldn't stop himself and quickly leaned closer to kiss the top of her head softly, before he closed his eyes to head off to his dreams. "Good night, Akame…"


(The Next Morning; Night Raid's Hidden Base)

"Akame? Akame? The Boss told me to check up on you for some reason…" Mine called out as she opened the door towards Akame's room. "Sorry for just barging in, but I really want to know what the hell is going on… so are you —" she stopped herself in her own words when she noticed that it wasn't only Akame underneath the covers.

"Hmmm, wha —" Tatsumi stirred awake in the bed, facing the door as he opened his eyes slowly. However, he was immediately woken up when he saw Mine's raging aura starting to build up as she glared ferociously at him. "M-MINE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" he exclaimed, sitting up from the bed and raising his arms up in defeat.

"The better question is…" Mine hung her head low as she rushed towards Tatsumi before giving a swift punch to his cheek, knocking him off the mattress. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! THIS IS AKAME'S ROOM, YOU IDIOT! WHAT DID YOU TO HER?!" she demanded, a tick mark appearing on her head as she yelled through shark teeth.

He shook his head furiously as he tried his best to reason out with her. "Nothing, I was just sleeping with her! Oh wait, I wasn't! Uh… t-that didn't come right…" his attention was caught by a cocking sound as he noticed the pink-haired sniper, aiming Pumpkin towards him.

"You pervert… prepare to die!" she seethed through her teeth.

"I did nothing, now leave me be!" he continued to plead, rushing out of the room to get away from Mine, but the pinkette had her sights on him, starting a wild goose chase all over the hideout early in the morning.

Back in Akame's room, the red-eyed assassin laid in bed, facing away from the door as her blush deepened. She was already awake, and she had remembered everything that happened yesterday, including everything that happened between her and Tatsumi. The effects of the alcohol were gone now, and a possible hangover could take over any second, but that wasn't the important thing right now.

She remembered how she kissed him, and how she asked him to sleep together with her on her own bed. Thinking about all of those made her think deeply and realize just what exactly did her teammate mean to her as of this moment.

Akame had feelings for him; she didn't know when it first sparked but she was sure of what she felt, despite not being that open with her own emotions all the time. Besides, she would have never kissed him if she didn't feel something for him, even if she was drunk. She had never felt this way towards someone before, especially to someone who's supposed to be her comrade in assassin work. There was nothing to hide, since Tatsumi might be having suspicions about it, but that wasn't important right now. She could confess some other time, but…

"GET BACK HERE AND YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU DESERVE, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!"

"I told you, I did nothing to Akame! Please stop!"

Maybe a time when Mine isn't chasing him down and trying to kill him.

"Tatsumi…" she smiled at the thought of him, before getting up from bed to head to the kitchen.


Hope you like the events that transpired! I tried my best not to make Akame too OOC, but what the hell? All characters are OOC when drunk XD

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