Hey, uploaded just in time for Christmas! I didn't plan this. Also, mild swearing.
(Jay was eating breakfast at ten in the morning when his phone went off with a text message. He shoveled another spoonful of cereal before opening the message. It was from an unknown number.)
Unknown: Go
Unknown: od
Unknown: morn
Unknown: ing
(Jay decided to send a text. After clicking 'Send', he noticed he was in a group chat with Cole [DadFriend] and Zane [IceIceZaney]. He was Motormouth, the nickname Cole gave him in kindergarten.)
Motormouth: new phnoe who dis?
Unknown: eve
DadFriend: what's going on? Jay who's the number?
Unknown: ry
DadFriend: what the hell, where's Zane?
IceIceZaney: I believe the person is trying to say "good morning" to us, although I don't know who it is.
Unknown: one!
Motormouth: omg zane was rihgt as aways whos surprised tho
DadFriend: ha I'm not
DadFriend: okay but seriosuly, who's the number?
Motormouth: WHOM ARE THOU STRANFER
DadFriend: *seriously
IceIceZaney: Be nice, they're trying their best.
Unknown: kia
Unknown: kai
Unknown: hi!
(Jay held in a shout. Quickly, he added the number to his contacts and named it "Prettyyyyy". He was so glad the name would not be known by the others. Zane wouldn't get the reference of his, and Cole hates being called the dad friend, even though that's literally what he was.)
Motormouth: COLE
Motormouth: YOU SWORE
Motormouth: HOW COULD YUO TANIT KAI IM GOIG TO SCREMA
(He didn't, but Jay did almost drop his phone in his bowl of remaining milk because of his frantic typing.)
DadFriend: it's not even a bad word Jay, what are you talking about?!
IceIceZaney: Guys, stop. Spring break only just started yesterday, I really don't want to see the two of you arguing already.
Motormouthsrory
Prettyyyyy: I got a
DadFriend: oh shit he back
DadFriend: WAIT NO
Motormouth: COLE STOO SWEARIG
Prettyyyyy: phone yesterday!
Prettyyyyy: :D
("Ma, I'm done eating! I'll be in my room!" Jay called out.
"Alright, sweetie!" his mother answered. "Don't hide out in there all day!")
DadFriend: are you trying to figure out how to type?
Prettyyyyy: Yes
IceIceZaney: I can help you if you want. Just come over to my house.
Prettyyyyy: No
Prettyyyyy: I got it.
Motormouth: wel you ddi set uo the geoup chat so i thinkg youre learnign quick
Prettyyyyy: Jay, maybe you should learn how to spell
Prettyyyyy: You're fingers are tiny enough to touch the letters
DadFriend: I'M SCREAMING
Motormouth: SHUT UP ANd i hate spwlwing
Motormouth: like me my rwiting is a mess
Prettyyyyy: But it's hard to under stand you
IceIceZaney: Cole, if you scream any louder, you'll wake my father and ruin my surprise breakfast.
DadFriend: skdhdgejeiejsgjshshelwf
Motormouth: wow what a gay
Prettyyyyy: ?
DadFriend: I will personally remove every freckle from your face and yeet them into the f-ing sun
IceIceZaney: I thought we said stop swearing. Kai's here and I'd rather not be one of the people held responsible for teaching him foul words.
Prettyyyyy: I swear sometimes, but only when Nya isn't around
Prettyyyyy: Usually I say xití because that's the absolute worst I can allow myself
Motormouth: KAI
DadFriend: so he isn't as pure as I first thought
DadFriend: now I'm hungry brb
Prettyyyyy: What? It's not that bad
Prettyyyyy: I think it means hell if I'm translating right
Prettyyyyy: Why did Cole call me pure?
IceIceZaney: Best way I can explain it is being "clean" of swearing or observing inappropriate content.
Prettyyyyy: What's inappropriate content?
IceIceZaney: ...
IceIceZaney: Jay?
Motormouth: WHY ME
Motormouth: I DON'T WANNA TELL HIN
Prettyyyyy: How do I send pictures?
(By now, Cole returned with a bag of chocolate chips and laughed at what had happened to the group chat in the short time he left.)
Prettyyyyy: Wait I got it!
Prettyyyyy: [PICTURE]
Motormouth: SO? CUTE I THINK I MIGHT DIE?
IceIceZaney: Did you make that flower crown yourself?
Prettyyyyy: Yep!
DadFriend: Jay found dead in jamanakai village for the third time this year? more likely than you think
Prettyyyyy: ?
IceIceZaney: It's another joke, don't worry.
Motormouth: can we go to one of thsoe messagign aops where we van add peolle whenever we want and change out usermames cauze i like thsoe thjgns
Motormouth: all u cool with thaht
DadFriend: yep
IceIceZaney: Of course.
Prettyyyyy: Okay!
(Jay told Kai to download one of the apps and began to set up the group chat. Since he was in full control at that moment, he chose their names- Cole was ourrockboy, Zane was probablyarobot?, and Kai was NOTPUREBETRAYAL! He thought they were funny. He was PowersourcE)
ourrockboy: Jay I'm going to slap you
PowersourcE: :D
ourrockboy has changed their name to Stronk(TM)
probablyarobot? has changed their name to TheSaneOne
NOTPUREBETRAYAL!: How do I change my name? :(
NOTPUREBETRAYAL! has changed their name to knifeinthecountry
knifeinthecountry: I got it!
PowersourcE: :O
Stronk(TM): where are you right now?
knifeinthecountry: Ignacia! :D
PowersourcE: i cant beleieve my own sfriends would betsray me kiek this
TheSaneOne: That sounds nice. Tell us what your visit was like when you return!
knifeinthecountry: Nya says hi! And so does our dog Yeye!
PowersourcE: YOU HAVE A DOG
PowersourcE: SHOW US
Stronk(TM)wow Jay, only feels better when dogs are involved
Stronk(TM): mood
knifeinthecountry: [PICTURE]
PowersourcE: AALSJSBDJEWHEHSJSHAJAKALWLW
Stronk(TM): WHAT THEBFCUKSS
TheSaneOne: KAI, THAT IS NOT A DOG, THAT IS A COYOTE!
knifeinthecountry: Yeye is the best boy!
PowersourcE has changed their name to STOPITNO
STOPITNO: GET AWY GT AWYA AAAAHAHAJSSIAKW
(Both Jay and Cole were screaming at this point. Lou yelled for his son to be quiet so he could hear the gramophone, and Jay's parents burst into his room to see if he was alright.)
TheSaneOne: KAI, GET AWAY FROM THE COYOTE NOW!
knifeinthecountry: Yeye likes to give kisses
STOPITNO: OHMYGOD YOU'RE TOO YOUNF TO DIEEEEEEE
Stronk(TM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
knifeinthecountry: I'm visiting the elders so I can't talk now
knifeinthecountry: but I will be back!
(It wasn't until the next morning that Kai sent an update.)
knifeinthecountry: There were so many lanterns
knifeinthecountry: and food
STOPITNO: YES HESSTIL AKIVE
knifeinthecountry: I'm bringing back rice cakes for you guys!
knifeinthecountry: You'll love them so much!
Stronk(TM): not much of a fan of rice cakes, just cakes
TheSaneOne: I'd be glad to try one.
knifeinthecountry: Cole, you will eat a rice cake or else you will have offended the elders and bring a curse upon your family. You will eat and enjoy the knthxú cakes.
STOPITNO has changed their name to hahaloser
hahaloser: thats pretty intense mean, don't force him to loke osmething he doesn't
knifeinthecountry: I'm from Ignacia. We have different customs and beliefs. Rice cakes are sacred and are meaningful to my people
knifeinthecountry: Don't even think about denying me. I CAN curse you
knifeinthecountry: also, Cole made me use a very bad word
TheSaneOne: I'd love to learn more about Ignacia and its culture, Kai.
Stronk(TM): kiss-up
hahaloser: swesring is niw a neoedemic that colel started, hes to blame
Stronk(TM): don't worry, I think I'll like the rice cakes
knifeinthecountry: You mean love the rice cakes
Stronk(TM): I'M BEING THREATENED OVER FRICKING RICE CAKES
Stronk(TM) has changed their name to Iwasattacked
TheSaneOne: I am truly living up to my name now.
hahaloser: when are yu comjnf back thk
knifeinthecountry: Maybe a day or two before spring break ends
hahaloser: HEY U GUYS WANNA GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER FOR OUT NEW SCEDULES NEXT WEDNESDAY
TheSaneOne: Of course.
Iwasattacked: I'm dowb
Iwasattacked: down*
knifeinthecountry: I'll be back by then so yeah
hahaloser: look at you alresf typin like a pro! im so lroud of you
knifeinthecountry: :D
Iwasattacked: that's your favorite face to make, isn't it?
knifeinthecountry: Yep!
knifeinthecountry: [PICTURE]
knifeinthecountry: Yeye is so cute
TheSaneOne: IS THAT YOUR BED?!
hahaloser: OH MY GOD STOP PUTTIH YOURSELF IN DNAGE
Iwasattacked: KAI THAT IS A WILD ANIMAK STOP IT AND GET AWYA FROM IT
Iwasattacked: ANIMAL* AWAY*
knifeinthecountry: He sleep. He's tired from yesterday. The kids would not leave him alone and kept trying to pet him. He got scared and ran back here. He loves my bed. Sparky likes Nya's bed
hahaloser: afraid to ask ht whos sparky
knifeinthecountry: Nya's cat. She was a stray.
Iwasattacked: was it a panther?
TheSaneOne: Oh god.
knifeinthecountry: No, a tabby
Iwasattacked: oh good okay
knifeinthecountry: y'all are insane
Gotta practice different writing styles. Also, all the typos are actual typos I made, haha. I hate English. :^)
HEY, NEW WORDS!
Xití: equivalent of hell/damn
Knthxú: equivalent of fuck/shit