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Gone.

Only after both the Tamamo no Mae and the Shuten Douji were gone, and Koneko could no longer smell their scents, could she finally start to relax again. The fact that Naruto was calming her down by just being happy and excited, and neither of the Daiyoukai attacked them, also helped her cool her head. Still, the knowledge that two great monsters were feet away from her, made her feel like that by some miracle, she had escaped death's grasp by far too close an amount.

'... Oh... that girl reminds me of Tamamo no Mae from my dreams, that is where I recognize her from...' Naruto thought to himself when he finally remembered where he had seen those eyes and that hair color... other than in the mirror of course. He understood why it was so hard for him to put the pieces together now, the Tama in his dreams was a tall, sexy, bombshell of a woman that oozed sex appeal in every aspect and was pretty expressive with what little of her face he could see. The Tama that he just met was smaller, a lot smaller, and she gave off a much weaker feel to her. '... and Shuten Douji... thought the guy would be a red skinned oni or something, didn't expect a suit on the guy.' Naruto thought as he went over the guy that had been with her.

Wait.

Why were they at an anime convention, and why was some legendary creature who supposedly ate youkai eating sweet treats instead? That really wasn't the image that one would expect a mass youkai killer who needed an army of over 80,000 men to seal her away. You would think she would be spending all of her time hunting down strong youkai to eat, so that she could regain some of her old powers. Not going around eating human food, but she was an ancient fox, so maybe time had changed her a little? Not to mention, he had no doubts that human food tasted a lot better than raw ayakashi.

"Naruto... I like this... Naruto..." Koneko nudged him in the ribs.

He was in his own little world.

He didn't even notice that they were standing in front of a snack stand, having stood in a line for 10 minutes now.

"Ramen juice..." Naruto looked at one of the cans suspiciously, and saw that it was can of hot juice that was kept in a heater. It had the word ramen on the side of it. "I want that, and I'll have a Taiyaki with a red bean paste filling. I'll pay for whatever this one wants too." Naruto stated as he looked at how Koneko was eyeing a stick of dango. A way too overpriced stick of dango, everything was super overpriced to be honest. He could get any of this stuff at a store for less than half of what they were being charged, but getting overpriced snacks was just part of the experience.

Koneko's eyes sparkled.

He wasn't paying attention to what happened next once he was given his ramen can.

-5 Minutes Later-

"You're a little cunt..." Naruto told her when he saw that she had two entire bags filled with snacks, and a happy look on her face. Koneko had pissed off everyone behind them in line, but ordering all of the candy snacks that they had at the time. Meaning the people behind them in line had to wait an extra 10 minutes for them to their stocks put back on the shelves. She didn't give a single fuck though, as she just enjoyed the fact that she had so many snacks. When Naruto had been given the bill, she knew he wasn't super angry... while overpriced it still wouldn't do much to do his bank account. "... that was pretty funny." Naruto admitted as he looked at the line growing even longer behind them.

Those people were in for a super long wait time now, even longer than before... and it was pretty damn funny knowing that he and Koneko were pretty much the cause of it.

"Like you didn't do the same thing." Koneko looked at the entire stock of Ramen Cans... seeing as it wasn't just ramen juice, there were ramen noodles in those heated cans. When he learned that ramen came in pre-heated cans, and that they were selling them, he bought all of them. He had already drank close to 17 of the cans, and still had 8 of them left.

"You know... for an anime convention... I'm seeing a lot of Spiderman and Deadpool..." Naruto mentioned to Koneko when he saw like five different Spidermen grouped together with different costume types. Koneko raised an eyebrow when she saw that he showed no personal interest in it. "... Oh, that one is cute... but what is school girl doing in that group?" Naruto asked as he scratched his head, confused when he saw a school girl uniform among the spiders. Oh well, it wasn't something he was too concerned about. "Oh, this is nice... I'll get this for Iruka, he doesn't like anime that much... but he is a fan of Junko Takeuchi's singing." Naruto said, and he noticed that the line for this one was really short.

Koneko would have abandoned Naruto to go to a different stand, but with the knowledge two of the Daiyoukai were around, she would prefer to stay with her backup if it came down to a fight.

"... Who is Junko Takeuchi?"

"Don't know, Iruka is her fan though... apparently she is a voice actor and singer or something... I'll get him her autograph or something." Naruto figured he may as well get something for the man. Naruto got in line, and though Koneko wanted to go somewhere else, she stayed next to him anyway. "So... what are we cosplaying as tomorrow anyway? I wanna know." Naruto asked her casually, hoping that she might actually tell him. It was a long shot, since he didn't find any of the original stuff they had prepared. Koneko was just silent, putting her arms behind her back, not looking at him.

...

"החוף נודיסטים." Koneko responded to him in a language, turning her own natural devil ability off that allowed him to understand her, that had all of the Japanese people around her looking at her like she was strange. She had a cocky smirk on her face, though she knew he understood English thanks to the fact his parent's company owned business ventures overseas, there was no way that he would know the natural language that was commonly used in the Underworld. Heck, though Devils could speak and understand all languages without issue thanks to their Language ability, this one was their natural one.

"הבנתי את זה, וזה לא מהרוג קיל לה?" Naruto responded to her with a raised eyebrow.

"אתה מדבר?" Koneko asked, before she shook her head. "... You speak this?" Koneko asked him with slightly widened eyes.

"I was forced to learn quite a few languages when I was still developing as a kid... though, to be fair, this wasn't one of them." Naruto told her with a awkward rub of the back of his head, the two of them still moving forward in the line. "While I'm a Christian, both Christians and Jews believe in the Tanakh. That was my first bible, but when I bought it... it wasn't in English or Japanese. Tadaaaaa." Naruto wiggled his hands around with a roll of his eyes.

Koneko seemed to forget he was a mildly religious man, and he had become a bit more religious after learning that it was real and all.

"Really, those two religions actually have something in common?" Koneko, being a Devil, actually didn't know a bunch about her natural enemies. Rias knew quite a lot, since it was taught to her young. "I thought they hated each other?"

"Christianity is actually based in Second Temple Judaism, but diverged from it after Jesus Christ. In a way, Christians are Jews who believe in Jesus and follow his word. The third religion of this sect, Islam, started about 600..." Naruto had to guess the about for that, since he didn't study Islam. "... hundreds of years after Christianity. It's actually funny... the same God birthed multiple different religions with so many different views. Kind of like how chocolate ice cream is great, but with either vanilla or mint it changed it completely." Naruto explained to her with a knowledgeable tone.

...

"You just explained religious divergence using Ice Cream." Koneko deadpanned at him.

He explained something that many have gone to war and slaughtered for, using one sentence about Ice cream to summarize it. Though, in a way, she would admit that it made sense, his explaination. While Vanilla/Chocolate Swirl and Mint/Chocolate Swirl were great, they both had chocolate in common, but the extra element involved changed the taste so greatly.

"Thank you, can you make this out to Iruka for me?" Naruto asked Junko as he approached the woman, their conversation having killed time for them to get to the front of the line.

"Sure thing, getting it for a friend?"

"... Weird, we sound a bit a like, if my voice was lighter..." Naruto cleared his throat, before he opened his mouth. "Yes, this is for a friend." Naruto spoke, perfectly imitating her voice. Koneko clapped her hands in appreciation, since Naruto's voice had taken on a very attractive female quality to it... rather easily.

Junko clapped her hands as well.

"That's very good, have you ever thought about a career as a backstage singer?" Junko knew of a lot of young singers who couldn't sing, so they just lip-synced while the real singer was behind stage.

"I'll take that into consideration." Naruto gave the money for the signed photo. He turned around to leave with Koneko, before he raised an eyebrow when he noticed that she had her arm offered to him. She was carrying all of her snacks with one arm now. "What?" Naruto asked her, and she just took his free arm. She pushed her tiny, again she had small boobs not no boobs, into his arm and smirked up at him.

She was going to be walking like this for awhile.

"It's starting to get crowded-"

"Seriously Koneko, just tell me you're trying to seduce me, I'm not against having sex with you." Naruto's eyebrow was twitching when he saw what she was trying to do. She had been very active in trying to seduce, since she had confessed her love. While they still had a somewhat similar relationship to what they had before, arguing and fighting, but Koneko's... attitude was different.

He just wanted to fuck her, and see if that would get them to how they were before, where she was honest with him about what she wanted. He didn't like this subtle stuff.

"I don't know what you're talking about, I'm just trying to give these otakus something to imagine. If they see an attractive guy and girl together, maybe they will become more proactive in bettering themselves and help stimulate the birth rate." Koneko came prepared for this. She didn't want Naruto to catch on too early, and assume the worst after all.

Though, he had guessed spot on what she was trying to do, she couldn't let him know that. She wanted to have the good feeling of knowing that she seduced him, just asking him for sex felt so... unromantic.

"You're under the assumption that these people will go after 3d girls, instead, they might become more perverse in their 2d fascinations by realizing that they can't get girls, and thus lower the potential birth rate further... but if you want to cling to me, you can... Shrimp." Naruto insulted her with a victory smirk.

Koneko twitched, and she almost punched him.

She took a deep breath.

She needed to channel her inner seductress, and respond with the best words possible.

"Just as Shrimpy as your dick."

Wrong choice of words, those weren't the words of a seductress, those were the words she would normally use to start a fight. She was really out of touch with her inner youkai if she went right back to that instantly. She saw a vein bulge on his head, and couldn't even take satisfaction in her retort, since she had been meaning for a sexy response to come out of her mouth.

Damn her and her quick retorts!

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