Disclaimer: First Chapter
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"Look on the ass on that loli."

'Yep, I knew this was a bad idea... everyone is staring right at me this time too. Not just Naruto...' Koneko twitched when her ears picked up another whisper directed at her. She glanced towards Naruto, wondering if he even cared if people were staring at her. Then again, he had no problem flipping her skirt in public to get a fight out of her. He seemed to have no problem with people looking, so long as looking was all that they were doing. "... People are staring at me with lewd eyes... hide me." Koneko told him as she opened her arms to accept him.

Naruto scoffed.

"You don't like people staring, then don't wear revealing clothes. The way I see it, if they look at you, then they are just admiring my girl... a girl they will never get for themselves. Complain to me when they actually try something." Naruto didn't care about her worries. She chose these outfits, and if he had to deal with barely being dressed, then so should she. Guys were going to look, that was unavoidable, even if she was fully clothed she had a great ass, guys were going to stare and some would comment on it. If he got pissy about each and every guy looking, then what was even the point of having a cutie as a harem member? "Your ass is mine, let the others look, give them a reason to try and start something... then I'll have some fun." Naruto popped the knuckles on his hands.

There was a bonus to this for him.

"... You're not stripping me naked, just so you can pick a fight with people who try to molest me." Koneko realized what his plan was right away. She could see that look in his eyes, and she knew he wasn't above stripping her nude in public. Actually, he might just be the biggest threat to her modesty in the entire convention, because he was the only one that she knew would be able to get away with stripping her. At this point, she admitted to herself that she couldn't hate him.

...

"I'm going to do it anyway." Naruto reached for her costume.

He wasn't joking either, but Naruto blinked and did a back flip just as a black blade filled that space where he had been. Koneko blinked when she saw the blade of a scythe strike where Naruto had been, narrowly missing her. Koneko looked at Naruto, and saw him land on a nearby table in a crouched position. She looked and saw it was a girl that had tried to kill Naruto with a sharp, actual weapon, and Koneko could tell it was a girl... because boobs. She had a very thin frame, about the same size as Koneko herself, but taller and with slightly more lean appearance in general. Also, her skin was almost bone-pale, matching her white hood... and she had long, braided blue hair with long black gloves, golden markings on it, just like the scythe actually.

"... She's not wearing panties." Koneko got an upskirt shot, since the girl was wearing a blue chinese-styled dress that showed all of her legs. Though, her her black cape made Koneko blink when she saw some familiar stuff on them.

Well... she was sitting this one out.

"That is a super creepy mask..." Naruto saw her face was covered in a human skull with eyes and orange markings. "... also, finally, a good fight." Naruto stood up, hopped off the table and pounded a fist into his palm.

"Whoa, are they filming something here, that was freaking sweet!"

"She's not wearing any panties!"

"Uzu... maki Naruto?" The girl pointed at him, and then at his clothes. "... Those aren't the right clothes... where is your black and white, gang outfit... with the red swirl?" The girl seemed to question his clothes. She tilted her head, unsure if she had the right person.

Naruto pointed to Koneko.

"This is a Nudist Beach uniform from the Kill la Kill anime... we're cosplaying. Otherwise, I would be in my normal clothes." Naruto wasn't a fan of cosplay, but it might not be a smart idea in general to fight while barely dressed. "If you will wait like 20 minutes, I can go get my normal clothes to fight. You mind?" Naruto asked her as he gestured to what he was wearing.

Koneko wasn't sure if she knew what was going to happen next, since she was pretty sure most enemies would tell Naruto to screw it... but so far he had been fighting weirdos.

"Can I get a picture with you?"

... Then there was that.

"I'm sorry, but the fuck?" Naruto asked her, in confusion.

"I want to get a picture with you, about a year ago, one of the people my Shitty Father reaped had a DVD box set of an anime about you. Ever since then, I've been a massive fan of Naruto 'Gang Crusher' Uzumaki... see?" She turned around and showed Naruto the back of her black cape. She had his spiral swirl on it, as well was a white and pink narutomaki. She even had 10/10 on it, his birthday. "... I wanted to get a picture with you... my Shitty Father thinks I'm hear to reap the soul of a guy who you scare into having a heart attack." The girl sounded excited to see him.

Naruto looked at her, before he turned to Koneko.

"Shrimp, explain in detail." Naruto got a dirty look for that.

"Apparently, you killed a guy by making him have a heart attack, and this Grim Reaper is going to collect the soul... You're a Grim Reaper right?" Koneko asked the girl, who nodded her head. Koneko hadn't been completely sure, but the skull mask and scythe were slight giveaways for her. "... So, how did you know he would be hear?" Koneko asked the girl.

"Takashi Nurihime, cause of death, scared to death by Naruto Uzumaki after attempted molestation of Koneko Toujou." The girl even had a paper that showed what she was there to do. The day that she saw that this scheduled death was going to happen, she had to ask to be the one to collect the soul. "... but... I guess since I attacked you... this death isn't going to happen." The girl seemed a little conflicted when she realized that she had failed.

...

"So... can I get the picture?... and get it signed... and get my DVD set signed... and my cape, I want that signed too... and my mask..." The girl asked as she took off her mask, showing that she was actually rather beautiful underneath it. Golden eyes similar to Koneko, but with a sleepy, but mischievous look to her. "... also, I want to join your gang. Bennia, at your service Uzumaki-sama." Bennia bowed her head to him.

Naruto saw her pulling item after item out of her cloak.

Koneko wanted to be angry, but she really couldn't be. Considering that Naruto was a punk who defeated gangs, there was bound to be some mention of him in places like hades, and the afterlife in general. She should have suspected her either had supernatural enemies, or supernatural fans.

"... You're not adding her to the harem. She just tried to kill you." That was where the problem was for Koneko.

They had "The Slut" in Shizuku, the "Elder Sister" in Kuroka, the "Pure Girl" in Asia, the "Female Rival" in herself, and this girl fit into the category of the "Devoted Fangirl" making her harem material. She was the perfect definition of the trope, and considering how Naruto's life was so chaotic, this girl was bound to become a normal part of it.

"She doesn't seem interested in me that way, sure, I'll sign your-"

"... also, can I be a member of your harem, if you're accepting applications of course." Bennia, hearing the word harem, saw her chance and looked at Naruto with a twinkle in her eye. "I'm Bennia, a half-Grim Reaper with my other half being human. I'm skilled at combat, can duplicate myself. My best feature is my good personality, with my second best feature being my soft petite body." Bennia, something that made Naruto laugh, was actually treating this like a job interview.

The girl who just asked to join his gang, was now seeking an interview with him within minutes of meeting him, to join his harem. She was so serious, but playful about it, he couldn't tell if she was pranking him or not.

"I like her, she's funny." Naruto whispered to Koneko, with said girl just palming her face.

"I had to open my fat mouth..." Koneko took her phone out and texted a message.

-With Rias-

"Oh, a message from Koneko."

I'm a fucking moron, I opened my mouth and just increased Naruto's harem by another person... punish me with 10,000 spanks when I get back, and make them hurt. - Koneko

"... I have never, in my life, thought I would get a message like this." Rias didn't know what to say other than that. It would seem that Koneko had put herself in a rather tough spot.

-At the anime convention-

"Okay-" Naruto, sitting down with Bennia across from him at an empty table, spoke as he looked at all the stuff he had just signed for her. She was sitting across from him very seriously, while Koneko just had her face in her hands.

"I'm an idiot..."

"-I see you've listed your previous job experience as "Grim Reaper" and you have no references. Why should I accept you as a member of my harem?" Naruto asked her with his hands in front of his face.

He was just playing along for the hell of it, he liked this girl too much to actually turn her down. She was pretty attractive, had a rather good personality, and she had introduced herself in a very awesome way. Getting his attention while trying to kill him? This girl knew her stuff, nothing earned his respect more than a girl that knew how to please her man, and fighting was a big pleaser for him.

"... my weapon is special, in that it lets my cut a person's soul and steal some of their life force depending on their power. With me as a member of your harem, I can use that stolen life force from your defeated enemies, and make you live as long as you want." Bennia held up her scythe and showed it to him. It was a special weapon, but it had multiple uses.

Koneko groaned when she realized that everyone else would approve of this girl, after hearing she could do that. Since Naruto was human, he would live a shorter life than all of them. Nobody had a problem with it, they would cherish the time that they had with him all the more so that they could remember him forever.

If this girl could extend his life, then Kuroka, Shizuku... and even herself... they could all be with Naruto for as long as they lived.

"Now, I plan on getting all of the girls of my harem as a tattoo on my back, butt naked. This doesn't pose a problem for you?" Naruto only had one more question for the girl.

This looked weird.

There was a mostly naked man, with a girl dressed in odd clothes with a scythe, going about an interview about being apart of the man's harem. To any outsider, this must just look like a giant joke between anime fans.

Bennia gained a glint to her eyes.

"I would say it is a very small price to pay. Can I ask what my starting hours will be, and if there will be benefits?" Bennia, in return, treated this even more like a job interview.

Koneko slammed her forehead into the table.

"Your starting hours will be 168 hours a week, and you'll be put on the Uzumaki household phone plan, be giving a room with a roommate, as well as delicious meals from an excellent cook, and possible sex days on request." Naruto couldn't even tell if he himself was joking anymore. Bennia nodded her head, thinking over the benefits. "... Where do you see yourself in five years?" Naruto asked her, and she puffed out her puny chest in pride.

"Either on my knees, or standing proud by your side. I'm inexperienced right now, but with proper guidance, I'll pick up on the job quickly. How about it, am I hired?" Bennia ignored the sound of the table starting to crack as Koneko groaned.

This girl was a fucking prankster.

Just. Fucking. Great.

"How would your current line of employment interfere-"

"Oh, I'll quit being a Grim Reaper, I'm not loyal to it at all. I've been a huge fan of yours since this poor quality anime-" Bennia showed the original DVD set, not the new one that was on display at the convention... but she had bought the new and updated version of it too. "-first started to circle through hades. I take it I got the job then?" Bennia had a growing smile on her face.

"You've got the job."

Koneko slammed her face onto the table with enough force that she split it in two.

This was NOT how she was expecting him to gain a new lover.

Chapter End!
Bennia was one of the people who filled one of the open slots, and I figured this would be the most interesting, unique, and fitting places to add her.
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