Disclaimer: First Chapter
I had a long day at work today, started it at 3AM, and ended it at 4PM, short chapter this time.
Next chapter, lets see about a 10K chapter, 100 reviews, how about it everyone?
Story Start!

"This seems like a bad idea."

"Shut up, yesterday we did your gaming thing, and I went with it... you see this, this is a real man's contest here." Naruto had sparkles in his eyes as he looked at the contest that he had already signed both himself and Koneko up for. He had his hands clapped together, and he was licking his lips with a dark smile. Koneko looked at him, and saw he had the same look in his eyes that he got when people challenged him to something physical.

Can You Withstand a Yandere's Heat?

It was a stupid Hot Wing contest, with the levels of heat you ate without giving up, being the level of Yandere you were able to survive. There was even a board with a rating system, where you got to put your name. Everyone who got to the top of the board would get a prize, but with a 10,000 entrance free only those who the the most sure of their ability to survive the heat were even entering. It was not cheap to enter, that was for sure of themselves took that risk.

"I'm going to hate you at the end of this."

"I'm going to hate myself at the end of this, I can't handle hot." Naruto told her with a grin, but a challenge was a challenge. He couldn't resist the urge to do something like this, and test his abilities.

Most people didn't get passed the first sauce, meaning nobody survive the first Yandere of the bunch.

Koneko walked forward and sat down at the table, before she nodded to the man in the chicken suit. He brought her a tray of 10 wings, before he gestured to the first one that she would be eating. She looked at it, before she nodded her head and was about to pick it up. She was stopped though before she could touch it with her bare skin.

"Please, wear these gloves, we don't recommend touching the wings with your bare skin."

...

"Now I'm genuinely scared." Koneko had to nod her head in respect. She picked up a wind once she put the glove on. She watched as Naruto sat down next to her, and he was given a glove too as well as had his own tray in front of him. "... but I'm not going to lose." Koneko glared at him.

He grinned back.

"Bring it bitch." Naruto taunted her, both of them taking a bite together.

-Yandere Level 1 (Holy Jolokia Hot Sauce)-

"... Regret... pain... but tasty." Naruto had to say with a grimace, not really enjoying feeling like his tongue was on fire in the slighest. The effect had been instant, and he looked over to his left to see Koneko was in a similar condition to him.

"I give-"

"Next!" Naruto grabbed the next wing, and Koneko glared at him, putting her hand down onto the table and grabbing the next one too. She was about to give up, because fuck this shit, but not if he was going to continue. He would never let her live it down if she didn't see this through at least further than him.

-Yandere Level 2 (CaJohns Lethal Ingestion)-

"Worse, but not much worse... I'm going for the next one." Koneko had her left eye closed and her right one twitching, forcing her now red face to open her mouth. Her hand was shaking as she grabbed the third wing.

She looked at Naruto, copying her and glaring at her.

"Give yet?"

"Not on your life."

-Yandere Level 3 (Crazy Uncle Jester Select Reserve)-

"... Not much worse than the last one... but still pretty bad... still really bad." Naruto admitted as Koneko slammed her face into the table.

"FUCK ME!"

"Next one." Naruto grabbed the fourth wing.

"FUCK ME HARD!" Koneko actually shouted out in pain as she followed him, and grabbed the fourth wing. The two of them, in unison took a bite out of the wings they had. The effect was almost instant, the difference between Level 3 and Level 4 was nearly double the heat.

-Yandere Level 4 (Blair's 3 A.M. Reserve)-

No words.

Neither of them had any words as they were crying with red faces, their eyes unleashing the heated tears that were unable to be contained. Koneko nearly gave up, preparing herself to stick her finger down her throat just to get this stuff out of her system before it started to pass through her in a more painful way.

"This one... I think it's called the Fuck Me contest... because I'm going to fuck myself right here and now." Naruto grabbed the 3 wings in his right hand, and two of them in his left hand. Koneko looked at him like he was insane, before he shoved them all into his mouth.

...

"I don't need life anymore." Koneko copied him as she followed through with his insanity.

-Yandere Level 9 (CaJohns Get Bitten Black Mamba)-

"I give up! I'm not doing this anymore, get me milk, I need milk." Koneko got up and started to run towards the glasses of cool milk. Her face was as red as a pepper, and she was sweating up a storm. That had been the worst mistake of her life.

What kind of god allowed this Satan to exist?!

There wasn't even any hot sauce in literal hell that was that hot, not that she was aware of at least. Did humans just decide to take the hottest pepper they could find, and then make it even hotter, because they hated themselves or something?

She didn't know what was worse, the thought of this passing through her body, of the thought of throwing it up and dealing with all of it again.

"I win! I beat Koneko, for my victory, I'm going to claim your top prize!" Naruto grabbed the last wing, afraid for his life, and shoved it between his teeth, ripping all the meat off in one go.

-Yandere Level 10 (Mad Dog 357)-

"He... he did it... you sir, have survived the Yandere challenge... you are a man among men, capable of surviving being in a romance with even a Yandere. Here is your prize." The Chicken Man spoke as he brought Naruto a basket, with Naruto sweating bullets, his entire body going red. He looked into the basket, and he saw it was 10 different sauce bottles. "Do you have any words?"

...

Naruto lost the ability to speak, he was pretty sure that his throat didn't like what abuse he just put it through. The words did not come out of his mouth, despite how he wanted to tell Koneko that he was better at handling hot than her. Still, the fact that he felt like he had just swallowed molten lava... he was pretty sure that despite winning, he had lost in a big way. He took his prize, and started to walk away while Koneko was huddled with her body curled around a jug of milk, tears still flowing down her face.

"... The prize... was hot sauce... I... the human species... is more sadistic than any devil." Koneko felt like she had just been kicked in the teeth.

Being given all the sauces you ate, as a prize for eating them... that was just horrible.

What kind of people did that!?

Naruto picked her up over his shoulder, not really carrying that the two of them were mostly naked, hot, and sweaty at the moment. The fact that he was going to carry her back to their hotel room, and get them to bed was the only thing on his mind. He wasn't even speaking sexually, he wanted to get them in bed to sleep until the heat was gone. The two of them had the last day of their anime convention adventure in the morning, and after that, they were pretty much done for the day. As it stood, the two of them had gotten a lot of stuff for their friends... nothing for Issei of course, and Naruto didn't get Akeno anything (still was unsure about her) so they were going to be able to relax more and get into a romantic mood. After all, he promised her on the last day, he would go to town on her after a romantic dinner.

Tomorrow, he and Koneko would be having a different type of battle.

Chapter End!
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Lemon Incoming.
Despite being willing to write Lemons, I prefer my stories not completely focus around them, some of my longest stories and my best stories take a super long time to get to the Lemons.
I'm thinking of making a Mini Arc to kind of get some of the lemons out of the way though, so I can focus more on the story, so I spend more time developing character story arcs in more detail.