*I do not own Codename: Kids Next Door*
This chapter is about the basketball game, so just keep in mind I don't know anything about basketball, so the things they're doing here are probably really random and incorrect.
Also, if any sentences are in italics, it's probably what that person is thinking. Just to be clear on that.
It was Friday 9am. The girls had gone to Abby's house, because Abby apparently needed to discuss something about the game. The girls were all standing in her room, wearing old gym wear and sweatpants.
"Girls, Numbuh 5 has a plan for us to win." Abby stated.
"This better not be a sappy motivational speech about how girls can do anything and cruddy stuff like that." Fanny yawned grumpily. She absolutely hated waking up early.
"No, Abby got us these." Abby revealed a box filled with basketball clothes.
"And how is this going to help us?" Rachel asked.
"Go ahead and take one out." Abby replied.
Rachel took one of the jerseys out. It was hot pink, with text on it saying 'I love you' in cursive. But that wasn't the major thing about it, it was the fact that they were extremely short, just below their bras. And the shorts were the same, they were just over there butts.
"Are you trying to reveal ourselves?!" Rachel yelled. "I don't wanna go out looking like a slut!"
"I kinda like the colour though! I'm definitely wearing these!" Kuki squealed.
Fanny and Rachel simply gave Kuki an angry glare.
"What? A girl likes pink, and if it means being a slut to wear it, then I don't really have a problem." Kuki shrugged.
The two girls simply eye rolled as their attention returned to Abby.
"Girls, we have to flirt with the boys to win! Manipulate them! We'll wear these cruddy things, they'll ogle at us and forget everything. During the game we ask our crushes for the ball and for help." Abby explained.
"And why would eye want to do that sissy stuff!" Fanny complained.
"Because, if Patton helps you in the game when you flirt with him, you'll be able to know that you like each other. And we'll win this thing!" Abby replied.
Fanny only blushed as she realised this.
"And the same goes for all of us. We'll win, plus we'll know if the guys like us." Abby said.
"Well, I'm going to do it because this colour is super cute!" Kuki stated, lifting up the shirt again to admire it.
"The plan does make sense Numbuh 5, I'm glad you thought through with it." Rachel nodded.
"As much as eye do love the idea of knowing if Patton likes me or not, ah also love the manipulation part. Abby, you're a genius." Fanny responded.
"Why thank you, Numbuh 5 already knows that. Now let's get changed." Abby said.
10:07am. The girls decided to make a dramatic entrance for the boy because one, it's hilarious, and two, the boys could start to ogling then.
We're all here. U guys coming yet or what? - Nigel
Rachel simply giggled in the car, prepared to see his reaction.
Just parking right now. - Rachel
He looked up from his phone at an instant, looking ahead at Abby's silver car being parked in the parking lot.
"Thank God, they finally decided to show- WHOA!"
All of a sudden the attention was to them. Each girl stepped out of the car, and one by one each boy began drooling at the sight. It was as if everything was in slow motion as they walked towards the basketball court, and the song 'Milkshake' was playing in the background.
-Flashback-
"Ooo ooo!" Kuki wailed excitedly in the car.
Each girl(excluding Abby who was driving) turned to face her. "What?" they all asked.
"What if we play the song 'Milkshake' as we enter! It's catchy, plus one of the hottest songs!" Kuki stated.
"The song that goes 'My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard'?" Abby queried, confused if she heard it right.
"Yeah, that's the one! Great idea right?!" Kuki squealed.
"You do realise that the song isn't about milkshakes..." Rachel muttered.
Kuki only gave a dumbfounded look. "But then why do the boys go to the yard?" She asked.
The girls only looked at each other, curious to tell her or not.
"Well..." Rachel began.
"Wait, no lass. She's about ter figure it out." Fanny interrupted.
Kuki simply sat there in deep thought.
"I mean, milkshakes is something you drink." Kuki said.
"3..." Fanny counted off.
"I doubt all boys out there like milkshakes." Kuki said.
"2..." Abby continued off.
"What else would boys taste? Or drink in general?" Kuki asked herself.
"1..." Rachel finished.
On cue, Kuki's eyes widened in realisation. "Oh my God! That is sooooo gross!" She exclaimed, burying her face in her hands.
"So, ya still wanna play the song?" Fanny questioned her.
Kuki lifted her face up and stared back at them. "Well... yeah, cause it is pretty catchy anyways." Kuki shrugged. "I'll just forget the dirty meaning behind it."
"I betcha the boys won't." Rachel commented.
"They'll be staring at our boobs and asses, they won't even realise it." Abby said.
-End Flashback-
The girls attention was on their crush, and the guys attention was on their crush. It was as if the universe was just them. The boys couldn't help themselves but stare almost everywhere, they were growing teens after all! As the girls had finally reached the basketball court, their eyes still locked with each of their crushes, Lee and Sonya interrupted the ogling and the focus was now on them.
"Now that we have all arrived, we will start the game. We've all been through the rules of basketball these past few days, right?" Lee explained.
"Right." the eight said in unison.
"That's great! I'll be coaching for the girls while Lee will coach the boys." Sonya stated.
"Uh coaches, would we be able to have a team huddle before we start?" Nigel asked.
"Of course, let's get to it." Lee said.
Lee had went over to the boys, huddling with them, whilst Sonya went to the girls, huddling with them.
"Let's talk about your outfits shall we. Manipulation?" Sonya queried.
"Yes. You saw the boys two seconds ago, they won't take their eyes off us!" Rachel commented.
"You girls play hard, and that's a good thing too because I know only Fanny can really play basketball." Sonya stated.
"Ya, so we're playing to win!" Fanny remarked.
"Boy are we bitches." Rachel commented.
"We're also slutty bitches." Kuki added.
"At least we're pretty, slutty bitches." Abby reassured.
"Yes, the pretty part totally helps Abby." Fanny said sarcastically.
Abby simply eye rolled as they let go of their huddle.
Back with the other team huddle…
"Okay Numbuh 1, why'd you call for a team huddle?" Lee questioned.
"Have you guys seen the girls?!" Nigel yelled.
"Actually my focus was mainly on Kuki." Wally stated.
"It doesn't matter which girl you were staring at Numbuh 4, the problem is the staring! How are we going to do it boys?" Nigel asked.
Each boy looked back at their crushes still in the huddle. Lee had to snap them out.
"Guys, FOCUS! They're obviously trying to trick you!" Lee stated.
"Yeah, so we're going to just have to focus on the sport." Patton said.
"I don't know, Numbuh 5 is looking real good-"
"Numbuh 2 snap out of it!" Lee yelled.
"Well hey, if Sonya was wearing one of them, you'd know how we feel!" Hoagie replied.
"It doesn't matter now. You guys are going to somehow do it, okay?" Lee asked.
"Okay." the boys murmured in agreement.
"Hey Lee, are the boys ready to start cause the girls are." Sonya shouted.
"They sure are!" Lee said. "Good luck guys. Be cool out there."
Lee and Sonya left the teams and went to the sides.
"Okay people, and play ball!" Sonya yelled and blew a whistle.
The boys were the first to grab the basketball, in particular Wally.
"Girl, go get your boy!" Abby muttered to Kuki.
Abby pushed Kuki in front of Wally. It was as if the world was just the two of them again, until all the boys started yelling for Wally to get past her.
"Uh Wally, can I have the ball please?" Kuki queried with huge puppy dog eyes.
Wally only gazed at them deeply, before whispering, "Oh shit."
"Well?" Kuki asked, beginning to twirl her hair around.
Just ignore her. Just ignore her. "Sure." Wally mumbled.
He threw the ball to her, all she did was squeal. She went and passed the ball over to Abby. All the boys had ran over to her, trying to steal the ball off her. That was until she caught her attention onto Hoagie.
"Oh Hoagie, can you teach me how to dribble?" Abby asked whilst blinking her eyelashes.
Hoagie didn't need to be told that twice. He went over to her, grabbed the ball, and presented how dribbling is supposed to look like. Abby only had a smirk on her face, as she saw Hoagie dribbling to her goal, whilst following after him.
Oh boy, what a fool he is alright. "Okay Hoagie, now show me how to score." Abby stated.
She looks too beautiful, the Hoagster cannot deny beautiful woman such as Abby. Hoagie only looked at her with a smile, then threw the basket in. All the boys gaped whilst Hoagie continued ogling at the sight of Abby. Yet it was stopped when a whistle was blown.
"Score one for the girls." Sonya yelled.
Hoagie turned to the boys, who were extremely disappointed. He had just realised the mistake he had made.
"Fuckity fuck." Hoagie muttered under his breath.
"Hoagie, Wally, what the fuck was that!" Nigel yelled.
"You can never deny Kuki's puppy dog eyes!" Wally explained.
"And Abby was almost begging me to dribble and score the goal!" Hoagie commented.
"Hoagie, we saw what happened, she wasn't begging." Patton said.
Hoagie and Wally sighed.
"Fine, we'll do better the next round." Hoagie said.
The whistle blew again.
"Okay guys, we're playing again now." Lee yelled.
The ball was given once again to the guys. Patton had the ball, dribbling towards their goal.
"Fan, get him now!" Rachel whispered to her.
Fanny simply followed to what she said and went in front of him.
"Hey Patton." Fanny said flirtatiously.
Patton was about to do nothing until he saw the innocent look in her face, one that she hardly ever obtained.
What was I supposed to do again? "Uhh..." Patton muttered whilst dropping the ball.
"Thanks Patton, that was really kind of ya." Fanny continued flirting.
She grabbed the ball and began dribbling to the goal, that was until it got out of her hands and Nigel obtained it.
"Hey!" Fanny yelled to him.
Rachel soon overcame Nigel, playing around with her hair.
"Oh Nigel, I have no idea how to score a basket. Care to help me?" Rachel asked.
Nigel was locked into Rachel's eyes, speechless. Okay, just ignore her and run off. Oh shit, my eyes are going down. Whatever you do, don't look- fuck, I'm looking at her boobs. "Okay." Nigel finally answered.
"Thanks." Rachel muttered.
He went over to her, giving her the ball and wrapping his arms around her to guide Rachel.
"Get yourself in position, stretch your arms, do a little jump, let go, and there!" Nigel explained as the ball went in to hoop.
The girls began cheering as Nigel gasped and realised what he had just done, he helped Rachel shoot a goal. The whistle blew again.
"Another score for the girls!" Sonya squealed in delight.
"Shit." Nigel murmured as the team of boys walked up to him.
"And you got mad at me for scoring at their goal." Hoagie huffed, his arms crossed.
"Oh fuck off." Nigel scoffed.
The boys sighed as the next round of the game started again. Each round, the girls kept winning. Manipulation just had to be on their side, the boys just couldn't take anymore. Finally, the scoreboard was ten to zero. Yes, they had played ten fucking games and the boys won none!
"And that's a wrap! Girls win round 1!" Sonya squealed excitedly.
The girls continued cheering as Lee walked towards the disappointed group of boys.
"Wow, that so wasn't cool." Lee said.
"Well, this isn't over yet. We still have eight fractions of pizza to the power of sixteen quadruplets in thirty two days of the week." Wally explained.
The boys just looked at Wally and sighed.
"8pm tomorrow, and you guys will better be prepared to dance." Lee instructed. "Unless you want to pay for their sodas for two whole months."
"No guys, we aren't giving up just yet. Let the girls have their fun, the next round will be our victory." Patton said.
"To the boys?" Nigel asked, placing his hand at the centre of them.
The rest of the group followed along and placed their hands one by one.
"To the boys!" they all yelled, lifting their hands up dramatically.
The boys were back in the game, more determined than ever. If the girls wanted to play with fire, they were soon going to get burned.
First round is complete! Girls and manipulation tsk tsk. Will update soon y'all, please review. Byeeee!
