*I do not own Codename: Kids Next Door*
"Oh my God!" Rachel squealed excitedly.
It was after the basketball game, and each of the girls returned back to Abby's house.
"I know, they actually like us!" Kuki exclaimed a bit too loudly.
"Kuki, be quiet. Your squeals are just as loud as Fanny's yells." Abby hushed.
Fanny only opened her mouth to retort, that was until Kuki spoke first.
"Really? Boy is that loud." Kuki commented.
"Hey!" Fanny whined in annoyance.
"Don't take it personal sweetie." Abby muttered to her.
"It just amazes me how they actually did all that shit for us." Rachel stated.
"Ya don't think it was because of the outfits… do ya?" Fanny asked.
The girls simply exchanged glances of worry and realisation.
"Oh, fuck!" Abby cursed.
"Wait… if it was the outfits, then our crushes would be looking at all of us combined, not just us separately." Rachel stated. "I mean, I don't remember seeing Nigel looking at any of you guys."
"Hoagie wasn't staring at y'all." Abby said.
"Wally didn't either." Kuki shrugged.
"If Patton did, he'd be a dead man." Fanny threatened.
"Then it's settled, we have our guys!" Rachel yelled in delight. "Now, all we need to do is figure out a new plan for tomorrow's dance competition."
They all turned to Abby.
"What? Numbuh 5 thinks of one plan, and now Abby's the leader or some shit!" Abby snapped.
"Well, it was a good first idea." Kuki said.
"Yeah, yeah it was." Abby smirked at the compliment.
"Then it's settled, figure out another idea!" Rachel instructed.
"But-"
"We don't take 'no' for an answer." Fanny interrupted.
Abby simply groaned. "Fine."
"And it can't be outfits that reveal us again." Rachel warned. "Because they would eventually figure out a way to somehow get out of our manipulation."
"Ah doubt they're that smart," Fanny huffed. "but we can't take out chances."
"Well okay, but it's going to be harder to figure out a plan then." Abby said.
"Don't worry, us girls are smarter, remember?" Kuki reassured.
They all gave Kuki a look.
"What? I may be a little bit of an airhead, but girls in general, besides me, are smart!" Kuki explained.
The others girls simply agreed.
"Lee, you gotta help us with this."
Each of the boys were all meeting up at Sector V's treehouse after the basketball game.
"I am not helping you cheat! This isn't cool." Lee retorted.
"But you're a male, and if you don't do this for us, then you're basically becoming a girl." Wally said.
"How the fuck does that even work Numbuh 4?!" Hoagie asked in confusion.
"It just does, okay?!" Wally yelled.
"Now will you do it for us?" Patton asked.
Each boy gave pleading eyes to Lee. He groaned at all of this. "Real pathetic guys." Lee commented.
"Well, we don't want to pay for two months worth of soda." Nigel stated.
"Then you shouldn't have made the bet!" Lee argued.
"It's too late now!" Nigel yelled in frustration. "I mean, we lost to freaking girls!"
"Yeah! Us manly man are stronger!" Hoagie complained.
"And better!" Patton added.
"And smarter!" Wally continued.
Each boy stared at Wally.
"Wot? We are smarter." Wally said, slightly confused.
"Well, we are." Nigel said, gesturing to himself, Hoagie, Patton and Lee.
"You on the other hand have fries for brains." Hoagie joked.
"Fries for brains? That's so cool! Oi'm able to eat that crud, right? And they better be chilli fries!" Wally exclaimed.
The other boys only gave Wally disappointed looks.
"You know what? Fine. I will help you guys cheat. But if they figure it out, you guys are all dead." Lee warned.
"It'll be fine. Plus, in this case it ain't cheating, they already played us first." Patton said.
Lee only sighed. "Then you guys better get ready for tomorrow."
"Sonyaaaaa!"
"Nope!" Sonya argued.
"But you have to do it for us!" Abby pleaded.
"The plan you had for basketball was good, but this?" Sonya shook her head. "No way, jose!"
"Look, you're a girl. So, you gotta help do this for female empowerment!" Rachel stated.
"I'm not the feminist here, Fanny is." Sonya said, pointing to Fanny.
"What? Ah like equal rights, there's nothing wrong wit' that." Fanny said.
"Well you don't have to be a femuninstica!" Kuki retorted.
"You mean feminist, right?" Fanny asked her.
"Oh potayto, potahto!" Kuki said, waving her off. "You could be girly girl like me, and still help us cheat- I mean, win."
"This is wrong guys." Sonya stated.
"Yet you were able to accept us wearing those short ass clothes." Abby huffed.
"That was different." Sonya insisted.
"How so?" Fanny queried.
"We couldn't force you to change since you had nothing else!" Sonya explained.
"Shit, she actually made a good point there." Rachel grunted.
"Look, who knows if the boys are going to cheat!" Fanny complained. "So we needa do it."
Sonya simply stared at all their 'puppy dog' eyes before giving in. "Fine."
Saturday 7pm
"Lee?!"
"Sonya?!"
The two had bumped into each other in the TND hotspot area. It was very hidden and secretive, including various rooms for a variety of things, one of them being a dance room in which they were in.
"What are you doing here?!" they both asked each other.
"Well," Sonya nervously put her hand behind her neck. "the girls wanted me to help them win, so I obliged."
"Really?" Lee queried in shock.
"Yeah. I know it's bad Lee, but-"
"Same with me." Lee interrupted.
"Really?!" Sonya questioned in shock. "Damn, both genders had the same ideas." She lightly chuckled.
"Then shall we get on to it?" Lee asked.
"Yes we shall." Sonya replied, smiling.
8pm
"Okay people!"
They were all standing in the dance room area in sweats and old gym wear.
"So," Sonya started. "using Lee's hat," she gestured towards it being held in her hand. "there are all your names. We choose your partners, then put a new pile of papers for which dance each pair is doing."
"You'll have practice time for an hour or so, then Sonya and I will judge each pairing separately and award marks to the gender." Lee further explained.
"So the first pair from the hat is…" Sonya reached her hand down Lee's hat, then took out two small parchments of paper. "Numbuh 4 and… 3."
The girls simply smirked, knowing that their idea was working. Little did they know… the boys were smirking as well. Looks like genders do have similar minds.
"Then… Numbuh 60 and… 86."
"Numbuh 5 and… 2."
"And lastly, Numbuh 1 and 362."
Sonya looked up at all of them. "And now for the dances."
Each girl slumped to the side, not really caring for this. Yet each boy was eager, their grins becoming bigger.
"So, I chose Numbuh 3 and 4 first, so they will have…" She stuck her hand down the hat. "Ballroom Dancing!"
Kuki's face made a childlike pout, which everyone ignored except for the boys who were snickering.
"Numbuh 60 and 86 will have… tango."
Fanny fumed as she crossed her arms. The snickers became louder.
"Numbuh 2 and 5 are doing… slow dancing."
Abby's jaw dropped, yet she tried to keep her cool. They were practically laughing, yet trying to hush each other.
"So that means Numbuh 1 and 362 are doing salsa!"
Rachel simply gasped heavily. The boys had sort of managed to stop to laughing, simply biting huge smirks.
Kuki liked every dance that existed… except for ballroom dancing. She thought it was sooooo boring, and only old people would dance such an uninteresting dance. The moves were really basic, and the music was too dull for her. She wanted something lovey dovey. She was desperate to dance the tango.
Fanny hated dancing in general, but the tango?! No way in hell. It was too difficult, she liked simple stuff because she could barely dance in general. And the dance had too much interaction with the partner. And those skimpy clothes they wore?! Nuh-uh! She wanted to do slow dancing. Way more simple for a klutz like her.
Abby didn't want to do slow dancing. It was too simple, boring, too slow; well no shit, it's called slow dancing! And slow dancing was too girly for her, well all dances were really. And the fact that slow dances are romantic! She hated that crud. She wanted to do the salsa. It was fun and upbeat, and really the only dance she kinda knew.
Rachel didn't want to do salsa. Nope, too confusing, too extra; she didn't like being extra, or dramatic. She liked challenges, but upbeat stuff were too much for her. She wanted something simple, something she was familiar with. She wanted to do ballroom dancing. That was something easy for her, and she kinda liked it. "No way!" each girl yelled in unison.
"Can't change it. They were already picked out." Lee muttered, exchanging a quick annoyed glance to the boys before facing the girls again.
That was their plan. Both genders may have thought about having their crushes as their partner, but the boys were more mischievous. They purposely made each girl get a dance that they hated, which would make it easier for them to win.
"So we sent you each a dance video for each pair, in which you will practice and then perform in…" Sonya looked down at her watch, "about an hour. Now, get to practice." She smiled.
Her and Lee walked off to a table at the front of the dance room.
"So, the boys purposely set dances that the girls hated?" Sonya asked him in a hushed tone.
"Yep. I told them it wasn't cool, but they forced me." Lee replied.
"Hilarious! And very smart of them." Sonya commented as they seated themselves.
Let's just say, practice was very boring… and didn't go so well.
"No." Kuki said firmly, stomping her feet.
"Kuki, you're gonna have to." Wally stated.
"But I obviously don't want to! I mean, 'HELLOOO?!', I'm not dancing!" Kuki yelled, gesturing towards herself.
Wally simply groaned, yet he tried to hide his wide smirk.
"Fanny-"
"It's Numbuh 86 ta ya!" Fanny snapped.
"Who cares, I'm supposed to take the lead!" Patton stated.
"Who gives a shit?! People were sexist when they created all these dances, we can spice it up now, it's the 21st century!" Fanny yelled.
"And here you are again with your feminist rants." Patton mumbled.
"Feminist rants?!" Fanny hissed it loudly. "There is nothing wrong about wanting equality!" She continued babbling on and on about it, and as much as it annoyed Patton, he couldn't help but show his grin.
"Look-"
"No." Abby interrupted.
"But it shows that-"
"Abby said 'no' Hoags." Abby interrupted again. "Abby wants us to have this," She gestured to the space between them, "kind of space!"
"How much money do you have?" Hoagie asked her.
"You know Abby's a brokeass bitch." Abby replied.
"Well then, you're gonna need to step up so you don't have to pay for my rootbeer. Get it? Step up!" Hoagie began laughing loudly.
Abby took out her hat at an instant and whacked him with it.
"We all know I can't do this." Rachel said.
"Look, it's kinda easy." Nigel shrugged.
"You're British," She pointed to him, "I'm American," She gestured to herself. "Salsa is fucking Spanish!" She threw her arms up in the air.
"Maybe if you practiced-"
"Uh-uh, too complicated." Rachel interrupted.
"But you-"
"Shut it." Rachel interrupted once again.
She paced around the room rapidly, in deep thought. Nigel simply grinned, not bothering to hide it.
One hour later...
Once a loud beeping noise rang through the room, each operative glared at Sonya and Lee.
"Times up! Practice is over." Sonya stated.
The girls began opening their mouths, yet it was interrupted. "And no, you cannot have more time to practice or somehow get out of this." Lee interrupted.
Each girl grunted loudly.
"Also," Sonya added, "no physical interaction, besides dancing with your partner, whatsoever! Stick with your dance, and last the whole way!"
Everybody simply nodded.
"Good, now we'll start with Numbuh 3 and 4." Sonya insisted.
The two walked to the centre of the room, the rest going to the sides, girls at the left, boys at the right. Just as they were about to play the music, Kuki groaned loudly.
"I. Can't. Do. This!" She grumbled, crossing her arms.
Each girl rushed over to her.
"Look lass, ya have to!" Fanny told her.
"Uh-uh!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Uh-uh!"
"UH-HUH!" the girls screamed in unison.
"Fine." Kuki muttered.
The girls went off as the music began playing. She intertwined her hands into Wally's, waltzing around the room. It was silent, several focus on them, that was until Wally began speaking,
"You know Kooks," Wally whispered as he twirled her around, "you don't have to do something you hate."
"What do you mean?" Kuki asked as they paced forwards and backwards.
"Dance something you love." Wally stated.
"But I obviously can't." She muttered upsettingly.
"You always can. Like ya always say, 'anything is possible if you've go enough nerve'." He lightly chuckled. "Man, ya got Harry Potter quotes stuck in my head."
Kuki's eyes simply widened, he said what she always told him. He remembered. And that's why she immediately ran off the dance room, outside, leaving Wally very confused on what occurred.
"Where you going girl?!" Abby shouted to her as she ran, yet it was ignored.
"Well," Wally turned to the judges. "oi guess oi could always do it without her."
He began dancing it off in a better manner than before, Sonya and Lee simply shrugging and jotting down points for the males. At that moment, Kuki ran back in again. But… with a pink tutu around her waist and a matching pink ribbon.
"Kuki!" the girls hissed at her. "What are you-"
All of a sudden, ballet music began playing as Kuki danced to the rhythm of it. She did a 360 turn as Lee and Sonya stood up. They walked to her little speaker just as she landed in a split, pausing the music.
"Hey!" She yelled to the two judges. Her hands were now on her hips. "I'm doing a dance that I love!"
"Exactly! You just got yourself disqualified from this round." Sonya stated.
"WHAT?!" each girl yelled.
"You have to do the dance you were set for." Lee said.
"But ballroom dancing is soooo boring!" Kuki whined, getting up from her split.
"How do you even remember ballet? Didn't ya cruddy do that when ya were nine?" Wally asked her.
"Well, I sometimes do it when I'm bored." Kuki responded, shrugging.
"The boys still get a point for this. Go take off that tutu now." Lee said.
"Damn, now wasn't that tutu cruel." Hoagie joked, beginning to roar with laughter. Everybody in the room simply groaned as Kuki furiously stomped her way out of the room to get rid of the tutu and ribbon.
"Now it's time for Fanny and Patton!" Sonya exclaimed.
Fanny huffed as she stomped her way to the centre, Patton following after her. Sonya and Lee returned back to their seats, playing the music. Their dance was starting off fine at first. Fanny finally agreed for Patton to take the lead, after twenty minutes of arguing from it. They also didn't speak at all to each other during the dance, unlike Wally and Kuki.
Fanny slowly hiked up her leg and moved carefully to the beat of the dance, Patton slowly moving his lips to her ear, starting to talk.
"You know when I always called you 'piekny'?" Fanny simply nodded as they did another dance step. "It means beautiful."
Beautiful…
Beautiful…
Beautiful…
Holy shit.
Fanny's eyes widened as he twirled her. Her body stiffening and her mouth agape. He smirked at the sight, landing her into a dip. Still staring into each other's eyes as the songs finished, and he did something quite dangerous. He leaned in and kissed her. Fanny's eyes widened even more, than slowly shut the more he kissed.
After a couple of seconds, he lifted his lips off of her, and Fanny fell from the dip on the floor, her mouth in an agape again. Patton simply bowed to the judges, Sonya and Lee, who were marking down on their sheet. The boys cheered as the girls immediately rushed over to Fanny.
"Fan, are you okay?" Rachel asked nervously.
Fanny simply laid there, confused yet amazed.
"Fanny?" Rachel asked.
Fanny's heart pounded more than before.
"Fanny!" Rachel repeated louder.
"Am ah dreaming?" Fanny managed to choke out.
The others only stared confusingly before answering in unison, "Nope."
"Really?! Ah'm not- OW!" Fanny yelped, sitting up and rubbing her leg.
Each girl gave Kuki an unpleasant glare.
"What? You always pinch someone when they ask if they're dreaming, to see if it they are or not!" Kuki explained.
"That hurt!" Fanny whined.
"That also cost us this round!" Abby snapped. "Patton obviously won a score for the boys with that little romantic shit."
Fanny only sat there, her eyes still dazed and focused on the view of Patton. "Boy is he some kisser though."
"Patton, that was some risky business there." Hoagie stated.
"It was, but look at her over there. It worked like a charm." Patton said, grinning.
"You didn't have to kiss her though." Wally commented.
"I know, yet I wanted to and I'm glad I did." Patton said proudly.
"Let's just… get to Abby and Hoagie now, shall we?" Sonya stated loudly.
Hoagie shrugged, walking off to the centre of the dance room. Abby did the exact same thing. Look girl, don't let him manipulate you or let him kiss you! Just focus on the goddamn dance, and ya gonna be fine. I think…
She took a deep breath just as the music began to play.
Hoagie was the first to talk, "You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together."
Abby simply snarled, trying to manage her focus on the dance. "But if you look on a keyboard, you'll see it says the same thing except 'JK' is just underneath U and I."
Hoagie pouted, but tried again, "Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you." He offered a flirty smile as he twirled her.
"Your teeth look crooked. Let me straighten them for you." Abby snapped to him, their hands intertwined together again.
Shit, she isn't letting go so easily. "I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?" Hoagie grinned awkwardly as he dipped her slowly.
"Dude, if you're into rainbows than Numbuh 5's the wrong gender for you." Abby chuckled from her line, as Hoagie blushed.
Hoagie sighed heavily. Looks like I'm not saying anymore pickup lines. What to do now…? A light bulb sparked in his head as he stared back at Abby.
Lightly, he sneakily dropped his fingers up and down her stomach, but in a position for nobody else to see. Abby bit her lip, trying to hide her laughter from the tickles, yet she didn't succeed. She began roaring with laughter, and when somebody tickled her… she'd become defensive.
She let go of Hoagie and grabbed her hat at an instant, smacking him hard on the face, doing it multiple times. It got to the point where Abby felt a hard pull at the back of her shirt, being all the girls dragging her back. She flailed her arms and legs around stupidly. "Let Abby at him!" She growled.
"What is it with you girls and wanting to get disqualified?!" Sonya sighed heavily.
They dropped Abby at an instant.
"Abby did not just get disqualified." Abby hissed.
"But yeah you did. You can't hurt the other team! You have to stick with the goddamn dance!" Sonya yelled.
Abby groaned heavily as each girl gave her an angry glance.
"Let's just do the final pair, Nigel and Rachel." Lee said.
"Okay," Hoagie muttered to Nigel, "don't flirt, it backfires easily."
"I was flirting and I did fine." Patton said.
"Well oi manipulated Kooks." Wally added.
"I guess I'll just manipulate Rachel, I'm a bad flirt anyway." Nigel said, shrugging.
Nigel and Rachel walked up to the centre of the stage, their music beginning to play. They didn't say anything, mainly because Nigel was in deep thought of what to do to trick Rachel. She was quite smart, which made this a whole heck harder than it should've been.
"What would happen if I told you," he quickly did a step before going close up to her, "that I twisted my ankle."
"Well, I that's very random but... I'd definitely help you." Rachel answered, doing an awkward turn. She hated everything about this dance.
The two swapped positions as Nigel began speaking, "I did twist it, and now I can barely dance." He quickly did a terrible spin, one in which confused the boys on the other side.
"Oh no. It's unfair that I have an advantage, so…" Rachel began dancing badly as well for her partner.
At that moment, Nigel fastened the pace and brought her in a twirl. Then he let go and began dancing the best he has in the entire dance, which cause Sonya and Lee to jot it down.
"Hey!" Rachel gasped. "You lied to me!"
"I know." Nigel simply shrugged, continuing his dancing in a good manner.
"You're such a sick bastard." Rachel stopped dancing and crossed her arms.
"I guess I- OWWWW!"
Somewhere in Moonbase…
"Numbuh 92.76, did you hear that?" an operative asked.
"Why yes I did. Must be some teenages idiots, at it with the pranks again." the other operative responded.
"Cruddy teenagers. They're so stupid." the first operative grunted.
Back in the TND dance room…
"YOU KICKED ME!" Nigel yelled. He was laying on the floor, his hands clutching his ankles.
"Erm… oops?" Rachel said, yet it sounded more like a question.
"Numbuh 362, this is against the rules." Lee stated.
"Yeah, and?" Rachel asked sassily. "He lied to me."
"It means your disqualified from this round, and Numbuh 1 wins a score for the boys." Sonya said disappointingly.
"NO!" each girl yelled.
"Sorry gals, but rules are rules." Sonya said sadly.
"But I-"
"Save it Rachel." Nigel interrupted. "You're proven guilty."
"Shut your ass up before I kick you again!" Rachel threatened.
Nigel flipped her off as she stuck her tongue out like a child.
"Wait," Rachel's eyes widened in realisation. "that means that-"
The boys began cheering.
"Boys win Round 2!" Lee stated loudly.
The girls simply huffed and groaned. They were now on an even tie, and Round 3 was the only way for them to catch up. Abby then whispered something to the whole group, in which the girls grinned at, then changed their expression to anger.
"Real great job out there Numbuh 362." Kuki huffed.
"Hey! You also got us disqualified with that ballet dancing!" Rachel yelled.
"At least I didn't hit the boys!" Kuki retorted, now staring at Abby.
"He. Tickled. Me!" Abby snapped.
"Luckily ah didn't get disqualified." Fanny said.
"Oh shut it, you were too busy playing tonsil hockey." Rachel said to her.
"Tonsil hockey?! It was one fucking kiss!" Fanny shouted.
"One fucking long kiss." Abby added.
"No it wasn't!" Fanny yelled.
"Yes it was." Rachel said in a little sing song.
"It wasn't!" Fanny repeated.
"Oh, but. It. Was!" Rachel chanted loudly.
"Rachel, if you dare fucking say that it was again, eye will literally fucking murder ya!" Fanny threatened, her teeth clenched.
Rachel simply grinned. "Yes. It. Wa-"
Kuki cupped her mouth at an instant before she could finish her sentence. "Can you all calm down!" She yelled.
"Oh yes, the little ballerina is telling us to calm down. We must oblige." Abby said sarcastically.
She let go of Rachel and stared at Abby, fire rising in her eyes. "Ballet is a fun dance!" She yelled.
"Puh-lease, ballroom dancing is more interesting than pink tutus and tiaras." Abby said.
"Ballet is not just about tutus and tiaras!" Kuki yelled. "Plus, that was just one goddamn time!"
"Pretty sure it happened more than once lass." Fanny commented.
Kuki turned to face her. "Was I talking to you?!"
"Okay, that's it!" Fanny screeched. She immediately charged up to Kuki, she simply stood there impatiently.
"Fine, go ahead and fight me!" Kuki growled, then turned to Abby. "And Abby you bitch, it's not my fault you can't dance."
"Was that supposed to be an insult? Cause guess what, it was shitty." Abby commented. She stared at Rachel before saying, "Hold my goddamn hoops, Kuki is bouta go down!" She took them off and Rachel clenched onto them. She was marching up to Kuki, just as Kuki flicked Fanny's forehead.
"You flicked me!" Fanny whined.
"And now there's a red mark on your- OW!" Kuki yelped, holding onto her forehead. "Your nails are fucking sharp!"
At that moment, Abby flicked her, which Kuki dodged by jumping down, the flick going to Fanny.
"What did you flick me for?!" Fanny yelled.
"Sorry, that was supposed to be for- HEY!"
Each girl began flicking each other crazily on the forehead. That was until Fanny yanked Kuki's hair harshly. She only screamed. The flicking stopping and now pulling each other's hair was happening.
"Girls, stop it!" Rachel shouted to them.
This got the attention of everyone in the room, finally seeing the commotion. The girls only ignored Rachel.
"Ignoring me? Why you little assholes!" She yelled, running up to them at an instant.
At that moment she started hitting them all harshly.
"Rachel, get out of-" SMACK!
Abby clenched her cheek, letting out a heaved groan.
"Bitchass!" She yelled.
With her elbow, she jabbed Rachel in the stomach, pushing her into both Fanny and Kuki. There they were, laying on a pile, and Abby was standing with a sore cheek.
"STOP IT YOU GUYS!"
Each girl got up and faced the boys and Sonya.
"That was a pretty cool cat fight." Wally commented.
Everybody glared at him angrily.
"Wot?" Wally asked, putting his hands up in surrender.
"Look, just because you lost doesn't mean you beat each other up." Sonya stated. "There's always Round 3."
"SHE STARTED IT!" each girl yelled, Kuki pointing to Fanny, Fanny pointing to Abby, Abby pointing to Rachel, and Rachel pointing to Kuki.
"You guys, it doesn't-"
"FANNY STARTED IT!"
"IT WAS ALL ABBY!"
"NO, RACHEL'S!"
"IT WAS KUKI'S FAULT!"
"But guys-" She sighed again as they interrupted her once more.
"IT WASN'T ME!" they all screamed together.
Sonya groaned loudly. "Honestly, I don't give a shit who started it!" She yelled.
Everybody in the room gasped.
"Sonya, you never swear!" Lee said in utter shock.
"It's not my fault these girls are being so idiotic!" She sighed. "Look, just go home and get ready for tomorrow. I'm out of here." And with that, Sonya trotted out of the room at an instant.
Lee simply muttered, "Not cool." before following after Sonya in a hurry.
It was silent. And not a peaceful silence, a very awkward silence.
"Should we leave them here alone, or will they start fighting again?" Hoagie whispered to the boys.
"Abby's gonna go home." Abby said aloud, walking off from the dance room.
"I guess I should go too." Rachel muttered.
"Same." Fanny murmured.
"Me too." Kuki added in the same dull tone.
Each girl slowly trotted out of the dance room, each with bored expressions looking down. Once gone, the boys began speaking.
"What now?" Nigel asked.
"I doubt we'll need a plan again." Patton said.
"And why is that?" Wally queried.
"Isn't it obvious? That whole argument thing!" Hoagie replied. "They'll still be holding grudges against each other!"
"I guess." Nigel muttered.
Outside…
"Numbuh 5, you're the biggest genius out!" Kuki squealed.
"Abby knows. They may have manipulated us well during the dances, and won this round, but now we're making them think that we hate each other." Abby stated.
"Man are those idiots in for it." Fanny said.
"And by the way, I didn't mean any of those things I said in there!" Kuki said hesitantly, raising her arms up in surrender.
"Me neither." Rachel added.
"Same." Fanny commented.
"Well," Abby said nervously, "ballet is a tad bit boring."
Fire began cracking to life in Kuki's eyes. "What?!"
"Just kidding! Abby's only joking!" Abby hesitated immediately.
"Oh, okay." Kuki muttered.
"Okay girls," Rachel said, placing her hand in the center of them all, "to being bitches, and proving that females are superior!"
Each girl placed their hands on top of hers. "To being bitches and proving that females are superior!" they yelled loudly, lifting their hands off dramatically.
"Oh yeah, bitches indeed!"
Each girl slowly turned around.
"Oh, shit."
So, this chapter was VERY dramatic. Oops.
- So, this wasn't how I made it to go, but I typed it up as the idea lit up in my head, and I just left it like this.
- Oooo, cliffhanger! Dun, dun, DUUUUUN!
- The flicking thing was inspired by Friends, when Rachel stole Monica's date, and it just gets complicated from there. It's one of my favourite scenes, cause Phoebe then pulls both their ears and says "If we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches!"
- This is pretty long chapter, damn!
Anyways, review and Imma update on Valentine's Day(pretty sure the next chapter is the last)! Buh-bye y'all!