*I do not own Codename: Kids Next Door*
"Oh, shit." each girl muttered.
"Yeah, 'oh, shit'." Hoagie repeated.
There they were, each boy in a line standing there furiously; each girl gulped, knowing their secret manipulation tactic had been revealed. Boy were they idiots.
"We heard everything you said." Patton said.
"Do you think we're dumbasses?!" Wally yelled.
"Well, not them." Abby pointed towards Nigel, Patton and Hoagie, "But you are."
"Hey!" Wally exclaimed.
"You're the dumbasses!" Hoagie yelled.
"How the fuck are we the dumbasses?!" Fanny asked in anger.
"Because you were able to get manipulated by us." Nigel said, gesturing towards each boy.
"So were you guys in the first round!" Rachel stated.
"Yeah, so we're even!" Kuki added.
Everybody gave her a look.
"What? We are even, it's a tie you guys!" Kuki said confusingly.
"Yeah, but not for long!" Wally said.
"What do you mean 'not for long'?" Kuki questioned.
"Us boys are gonna beat ya!" Wally stated proudly.
"Pfft, when pigs fly!" Fanny snorted.
"Fanny, I didn't know you could fly." Patton sneered.
Each boy 'oohed' as Fanny grew red with embarrassment and anger.
"Oh shut it, Drilovsky!" Fanny hissed.
Patton eye rolled. "Make me, Fulbright."
Fanny's face lit up with a smirk. "Fine then."
She immediately charged up to him, lifting up the sleeves in her sweater quickly. Each boy gasped and at an instant covered Patton.
"Outta ma way!" Fanny screeched.
"But we need him for the round tomorrow!" Nigel said.
"That's the only reason why you're protecting me?!" Patton yelled. "I'm out of here."
He ran off for them, Fanny simply scoffing then chasing after him. They were running around the entire parking lot, hiding between cars, even hopping onto them. Fanny wasn't giving up that easily.
"Well, it's safe to say that each team have now lost one player." Abby said.
"Puh-lease." Hoagie eye rolled. "They'll be snogging in an hour."
"Snogging?! Numbuh 2, since when do you use British words?" Kuki queried.
"He watches too many trashy British reality shows." Abby answered.
"You knew?!" Hoagie yelled as everyone snickered.
"Well DUH! Abby heard ya watching it at 2am, chewing your popcorn way too loudly." Abby said.
"Never knew you took that much notice of me." Hoagie said, a light blush arising Abby's face.
"Ya also can't hide your romantic Doctor Time Space and the Continuums fanfiction on that laptop of yours." Abby said, smirking.
"How did you know about that?!" Hoagie yelled as the laughs grew louder.
"Abby's laptop died, so she went to yours. Wally here," she pointed to him, "typed in the password; said Abby couldn't look at it but whatever(wink wink nudge nudge. A/N: The password was Abby Gilligan XP), and then Abby saw it right there. And may Abby add, you're quite the writer."
"Okay, that's enough! I bet you do embarrassing stuff all the time!" Hoagie exclaimed.
Abby placed her hands on her hips, as she let out a scoff. "Okay, name one."
"Well… there was, erm, I-I… hmph!" He huffed as he crossed his arms.
"See, ya can't." Abby sneered.
"Whatever." Hoagie muttered.
"YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!"
"I THINK I'M ALREADY DEAD, BECAUSE IT'S HELL HERE WITH YOU!"
"Should we leave them?" Rachel queried.
"Nah, just give them a minute." Wally said.
"By then, I think all the cars in the parking lot will be trashed." Kuki commented.
"Oh sweet God, I need to get to my car then!" Hoagie exclaimed.
"That trash you made?" Nigel asked.
"It's not trash!" Hoagie yelled, raising his hands, "It just needs… adjustment."
"Yeah, the entire car needs it." Wally scoffed.
"You don't even have a car!" Hoagie yelled.
"I'm broke!" Wally retorted.
"You're not broke! You just can't because your dad thinks you'll be bad at driving." Kuki said.
"That was a goddamn secret Kooks!" Wally yelled as everyone began laughing.
"Well, I guess that secret is between all of us now." Kuki said.
"Oi strongly doubt it!" Wally huffed. "Numbuh 2's terrible at keeping secrets, and so is Numbuh 1."
"Hey!" Nigel whined.
"Eh, he does make a point." Hoagie shrugged.
"He was only right about you, not me!" Nigel said.
"Oh puh-lease, you are terrible at keeping secrets. You told me about my surprise party when I was turning fourteen." Rachel scoffed.
"Yeah, Rachel faking to be surprised was the most unrealistic thang ever." Abby added.
"To be fair…" Nigel looked around impatiently before coming up with something, "I obviously thought that you wanted to know."
"Then what was the fucking point of the surprise?!" Rachel asked sassily.
"Well-"
"COME BACK HERE YA FUCKING IDIOT!"
"MAKE ME!"
"OH, THAT'S IT!"
"WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!"
"THIS!"
BANG!
That's when the eight gasped loudly.
"This time, I think they went too far." Rachel stated.
"Wonder what she whack him with this time." Wally wondered aloud.
The six began running to their cars, to prepare for the third round. They separated paths in the parking lot, as the cars where in different areas. Just then, the girls saw Fanny jog up to them.
"Took you long enough." Rachel said.
Her hair was somehow even more tangled up then before. "You should see Patton, ah hit him wit' a metal thing ah found in a car." She said.
"Should we be worried about this?" Kuki asked.
"Nah, for them, this is normal." Abby replied, shrugging as they entered her car.
Sunday 12pm
Had the genders even bothered coming up with a plan? Nope. They were too tired, and manipulation seemed to be the only good thing they could come up with. And they were also pretty angry, mainly towards their certain crushes from what occurred the previous day. They were back in the TND hotspot, yet this time in the cooking room. Let's just say, it was very empty and silent; barely anybody came to this area.
"Okay people, this round is the tiebreaker! So, you'll be joining your previous partners and baking…" She paused for dramatic effect before doing spirit fingers as she said, "a cake!"
There were wails of groans and whines, as Sonya dropped her arms to her sides and huffed loudly.
"What? So cakes are a bit basic and all, but what have-"
"They're whining because they're with the same partners as yesterday." Lee explained, interrupting Sonya.
"Oh." She muttered.
"Ah'm not pairing up with him." Fanny grunted, pointing towards Patton.
"I ain't working with her." Patton grumbled.
"Abby ain't doing nothin' with a boy who's gonna eat everything she bakes." Abby said.
"Hey!" Hoagie whined, "Now I definitely don't wanna work with you!"
"Like I'm working with Rachel." Nigel muttered.
Rachel scoffed loudly. "The same goes for you Uno."
"Kooks is gonna make the cake a cruddy Rainbow Dorky one!" Wally exclaimed. "No way in hell am oi allowing that to happen!"
Kuki gave Wally and unpleasant glare. "They're Rainbow Monkey's you big doofus!"
"Don't you be calling me a doofus!" Wally said.
"But you are!" She yelled, her arms up in the air, "Do we have to?" Kuki pleaded, using her 'puppy dog eyes' that were irresistible.
"Do you want to lose?" Sonya retorted.
"No." Kuki murmured.
"Then good. Now get pairing and go to your designated area. Your names should be on a sheet of paper at the front of each counter." Sonya said.
The rest simply murmured in agreement, walking off.
"Man, are they a bunch of children." Sonya grumbled, "I mean, we're eleven years old and still more mature than them! And they're like the best operatives out! It doesn't make sense!"
"Sonya, calm down." Lee said, gesturing his hands down.
"But I can't handle this anymore." Sonya muttered, sighing loudly, "I thought it would be fun, but they're all so competitive and it's getting way out of hand."
"They'll figure it out." He gave out a comforting smile, "Like you said, they're the best operatives out."
"And hopefully in the future, we will be too." She said warmly, giving out a weak smile.
About ten minutes in…
"Hoags, we're not even up to the frosting yet. Why are you-" She paused as a light bulb sparked in her head, "You wanna eat it, don't ya?"
Hoagie let out nervous laughter as he looked up at Abby's face with disappointment. "Yes."
"You can't eat it fool!" Abby said.
"But I wanna!" Hoagie wailed like a child.
Abby sighed loudly, just as another light bulb sparked into her head, causing her to grin. "Ya know what? Go ahead." Abby said, shrugging and returning to the batter.
"Alright!" Hoagie exclaimed.
What a fool he is. He is costing them boys a score. Abby thought, chuckling at it.
"Come on Wally!" Kuki begged.
"No!" Wally said.
"But-"
"We're not putting sprinkles on the cake!" Wally yelled, interrupting her.
"Why? Is it not manly enough for you?" She scoffed.
Wally became a light pink. "It's just… cruddy, okay?!"
"Well, you wouldn't let me do the Rainbow Monkey cakes, so at least let our cake have sprinkles!" Kuki retorted.
"Sprinkles are girly!" Wally seethed, his teeth clenched.
"Sprinkles are of all colors; red, orange, yellow, green, blue-"
"Oi don't need ya saying the cruddy rainbow, oi already know it!" Wally snapped, interrupting her again.
"You're such a meanie!" Kuki sulked, crossing her arms.
"I know you are but what am I." Wally said.
"What?! You're the meanie!" Kuki yelled.
"I know you are but what am I." Wally repeated.
"Wally!" Kuki yelled. "You know that you're the meanie."
"I know you are but what am I." Wally repeated again, simply for Kuki's annoyance.
"Stop it!" Kuki screamed, stomping her feet.
"Uh, no! We're making red velvet cake!" Fanny yelled.
"Red velvet is basically the same as chocolate, except red." Patton said.
"Well no shit sherlock, it's called red velvet for a reason!" Fanny practically hissed the last line.
"But still, I say we're making chocolate." Patton said, opening up a tab on his laptop for chocolate cake recipes.
Fanny immediately exited it and huffed, "But I say we're making red velvet."
"And why is that? Because it's that ugly colour of your hair?" Patton snapped.
That was a lie.
No it wasn't.
Patton, you know deep down you love her hair. For some very odd reason.
Shut it!
He sighed as Fanny gasped loudly. At an instant, she reached out for the laptop and snapped it closed as hardly as she could, just as Patton's hand was in it.
"OW!" He yelped.
"Ah'm going ter get ingredients for red velvet now, ya stupid boy." She said, turning around and walking off to the pantry.
"You're doing it wrong." Nigel said as she looked over at Rachel putting the ingredients in.
"No, I'm doing it my way." Rachel stated.
"Who says you're way is the right way." Nigel snapped.
"I say it's the right way." Rachel said.
He huffed loudly. "But the instructions clearly say-"
"Who gives a shit." Rachel interrupted.
"What?" Nigel asked confusingly, "The instructions don't say 'who gives a shit'." He peeked back over at the laptop.
"Nigel, I'm the one who's saying 'who gives a shit'." Rachel said, eye rolling from his stupidity.
"Oh." Nigel muttered. "But we have to care, unless you don't wanna win this."
"I do, but those instructions are incorrect." Rachel said, shrugging.
"Incorrect?!" He practically yelled. "It's from a professional website!"
"Professionals can be wrong." Rachel said.
"And you can be too!" Nigel retorted.
"My family always makes vanilla cake, I practically know everything on making it." She said.
"It doesn't matter! We need to-"
"Yada yada, follow the recipe, man, it doesn't matter." Rachel interrupted, mimicking his accent in the worst British voice possible.
"You're so stubborn." Nigel said.
"I know." Rachel shrugged as she continued.
30 minutes in…
"Can ya hurry up, we're behind from the others!" Abby snapped at a Hoagie chugging down melted chocolate.
"Seriously?" She gave him the most deathly glare possible.
"What?" He asked.
"You have chocolate right here." She said, pointing on his lip.
"Oh," He rubbed it off, "did I get it?"
"Nope, there's still more." Abby said.
Hoagie continued rubbing the chocolate off. "Now?"
"Nuh-uh, on your left cheek." Abby said. He did as she told.
"Is it good now?"
"The forehead."
"Did I get it?"
"A bit more up there."
"Okay, what about now?"
Abby simply started laughing instead of responding.
"What?!" Hoagie asked in a bit of fury.
Abby continued her laughter. Hoagie decided to ignore and marched up to Kuki and Wally's kitchen area.
"What are you- DAMN! It looks like someone shit on you!" Wally exclaimed, bursting into a fit of laughter. Kuki simply did the same thing.
"Numbuh 3, where's your mirror?" Hoagie asked, getting more impatient by the second.
"Here." Kuki managed to say through various giggles.
He grabbed it and gasped as he saw his reflection. He had not gotten the chocolate off his lips, but smeared it everywhere on his face.
"ABIGAIL LINCOLN!" He yelled.
A laughing Abby approached him as he grew red in anger. "Hey, Augustus Gloop, you ready to finish baking or are you bouta go up another pipe?" She sneered.
"Really? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Abby, you could do better." Hoagie said.
"That chocolate on your monstrosity of a face could do better too, but it's still everywhere." Abby mocked.
"Haha. Hilarious Abby." Hoagie said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. He turned at an instant and grabbed the box of tissues from Wally and Kuki's counter. Then he strolled off to return to his and Abby's little kitchen, Abby only following after him.
"At least we're not doing as bad as them." Kuki said optimistically.
"Crikey Kuki, cause a chocolate mess and some optimism is totally going to help." Wally said sarcastically.
"One more comment like that from you, and you're gonna regret it." She said, her voice cold yet burning of hate.
"Go. Ahead." Wally said.
"Look," Kukis sighed, "can I at least put one goddamn rainbow on the cake. It could even be a tiny-"
"NO!" Wally bursted out.
"Rainbows aren't girly!" Kuki snapped.
"You're right." Wally said.
"I-I am?" Kuki said in uncertainty.
"Yeah, rainbows are gay. DUH!" Wally yelled.
Kuki groaned loudly. "You're such a dumbass!"
"I know you are but what am I?!" Wally sneered.
"NOT AGAIN!" She screamed.
"Ah'm putting it in the oven!" Fanny yelled.
"No, I am!" Patton yelled back.
"Yeah right!" Fanny scoffed.
"Uh, but yeah I am." Patton said.
"Oh no you're not." Fanny retorted.
"Deal with it Fan, you already mixed it together." Patton stated.
"But you put the ingredients inside." Fanny said. "So that makes me putting it in there."
"Uh-uh."
"Uh-huh."
"Uh-uh."
"Uh-huh."
"Uh-uh."
"UH-HUH!" She screeched, pushing Patton off to the floor and grabbing the pan. But just as he fell, he immediately grabbed her leg and pulled her.
THUMP!
"YOU IDIOT!"
Patton sat up at an instant, but the sight wasn't pretty. Fanny's face was covered entirely of red velvet cake; but that red colored cake couldn't compare to her red face or fury. Yet she took a deep breath, before whispering,
"I'm literally going to kill you."
Her voice had never gone that low before.
He.
Was.
DEAD.
He gulped before running off, Fanny grabbing as many things she could find and throwing it at him.
"So, it says to put the cake in the oven for 45 minutes." Nigel said, reading off the laptop.
"Uh-uh." Rachel shook her head, "My family put it in for 50."
"But the website says-"
"I don't give any shits on what the website says!" Rachel interrupted.
Nigel was annoyed, yet took a deep breath to calm himself, "The website clearly says 45 minutes, and you're not the professional here."
"I could be if I wanted to." She huffed. "I was Supreme Leader after all."
"Yes, making a game of Tag and letting Father be Supreme Leader was brilliant of you." Nigel said sarcastically.
"I explained to you what was going on back then! I couldn't handle all the fucking pressure!" Rachel yelled.
"I doubt there was much pressure Rach." Nigel said.
"You wouldn't know! You were only a sector leader!" Rachel yelled.
"Well I could've been Supreme Leader if I wanted to! And I would've been way better than you!" Nigel retorted.
She gasped loudly. "I never EVER thought that you thought that! You little-"
BANG!
Sonya and Lee had snapped out of their conversation and saw hurt Patton on the floor with Fanny standing, holding a pan with a cake.
"What the actual- huh?!" Sonya yelled in confusion.
At that moment Patton got up, grabbed a bowl of cake batter and threw it at Fanny.
"HEY!" Fanny yelled, yet it was somehow overcome when Abby yelled.
"That was OUR cake mix you dumbass!"
She grabbed the chocolate Hoagie was eating and threw it at Patton.
"My chocolate!" Hoagie exclaimed. He grabbed the pan next to him and and threw it at Abby, icing dripping all over her.
"Our icing!" Rachel yelped.
"We worked hard on that." Nigel grumbled.
"Actually, more like I worked hard on it." Rachel stated.
"Just you?!" Nigel yelled. At that moment, he grabbed their cake pan and threw it at Rachel's face, batter covering her face.
"You JACKASS!"
She ran to Kuki and Wally's kitchen, grabbed their pan, and threw it at Nigel.
"Why'd you take our cake mix?!" Wally yelled.
"Why you little bitch!" Kuki practically screamed as she tossed the icing all the way to Rachel's back.
"Kuki!" Wally yelled. "What? She stole our-"
SMACK!
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" She yelled, fire cracking to life in her eyes.
"For having bad aim!" He retorted, placing a finger on her icing covered face, then licking it off.
"Wallabee Beetles, you're a dead man!" She threatened.
A war had begun.
Cake batter thrown everywhere. Icing, eggs, powder, butter, literally every ingredient that they could get their hands on. It chaotic, and Lee and Sonya simply gaped. Well, Lee had to bite his knuckle to prevent him from laughing; he knew very well that Sonya wouldn't be too pleased of him approving this kind of behaviour. Many swears were shared around as the room, and their outfits, became more messy and messy by the second.
But the worst of all, the many exchanges of 'I hate you' being thrown. In fact, Kuki said it in Japanese, Abby said it in French, Fanny said it in Irish, Patton said it in Polish and Nigel said it in British. Wally, Hoagie and Rachel were the only ones who didn't have a different language, and said it in English.
Finally, Sonya finally regained her attention and shut her jaw, walking up to the middle of the scenery. That was until she felt a hand into hers.
"Don't." Lee said with pleading eyes, "It'll get messier."
"Trust me. I can do this." She replied, shaking off his hand.
She was now in the centre, took a deep breath before yelling, "STOP!"
It was dead silent. Everything in their hands were dropped, the screaming had stopped, and everyone had the most angriest expression on their faces.
"HE/SHE STARTED IT!"
She groaned loudly, not again. "Okay, let's settle this! You guys don't hate each other, okay?" Sonya stated. "In fact, some of you guys really like each other."
Each gave Sonya a blank expression. She sighed. "You really want me to explain?"
They all nodded, still confused.
"Okay then, remember that this is on you." She turned to Wally and Kuki, "You like-like him, she like-likes you. So freaking obvious!" They blushed a crimson red as she turned to Fanny and Patton, "Fanny, you like-like him, Patton, you like-like her. Your arguing is just to catch each other's attention." They blushed as well as she turned to Rachel and Nigel. "You like-like her and you like-like him. You've been flirting since the Tag incident, get together already!" They mirrored everyone else's blushes as Sonya turned to the final pair. "Abby, you like-like him, Hoagie, you like-like her. It's an opposites attract thing." Everyone in the room was now blushing, excluding Sonya and Lee.
Lee had finally got up and stood next to Sonya. "Now, will you all apologise to your loved ones."
Each of them turned to their crush.
"You like me?" Wally and Kuki asked in unison.
"Since I met you silly." Kuki exclaimed.
"Same with me." Wally replied.
"I never knew you would like a boy." Patton said.
"Go put your head up your own ass." Fanny scoffed.
"It's fine Fan, cause you already know I like you back." Patton said, Fanny giving a small grin at the statement.
"Then I'll finally admit it; I. Like. You." Fanny said,
"I like you too." Patton grinned.
"I have liked you since the Tag incident." Rachel said.
"Me too. But then it grew more when I broke up with Lizzie. You're awesome Rach." Nigel smirked.
"You are too." Rachel replied.
"Never knew the Abigail Lincoln was in love with me." Hoagie sneered. "The ladies dig the Hoagster."
"Don't say Hoagster." Abby said.
"Well, you aren't denying you like me." Hoagie said.
"Fine. It ain't any surprise you like Abby though, she is pretty awesome." Abby smirked, causing Hoagie to grin.
"So," they all turned around, paying attention to Sonya, "we all good now?"
"Yeah." they all answered in unison.
"Um, you idiots haven't kissed yet you know." Sonya said.
Their blushes grew, yet nonetheless they turned back to their now lover, giving them a passionate kiss.
Sonya simply grinned, intertwining her hand with Lee's, before saying, "Looks like you eight all cooked up some love."
"You know," Lee began talking as Sonya turned around, "they may not have won this round, but a certain female helped them get together."
Sonya smirked as each couple let go of each other, their ears attentive to what Lee was saying.
"Looks like the girls win." Sonya stated with a smirk.
"BUT-"
Yet Lee interrupted the boys, "Empty your pockets boys, there will be two months worth of Lime Ricky's that you need to pay for."
Each boys gaped, they just got played. And what did they learn from this? Never trust Sonya and Lee ever again. Even if they helped them play matchmaker. Wait a second...
-Flashback-
"Is it just me who's overhearing their conversation?" Sonya giggled from what she said.
Lee let out a small chuckle, "No, they're just plain loud."
They stayed silent till they heard something.
"Ooo, they're doing a bet against the sexes." Sonya said. "They'll need hosts! And if we become the hosts we can somehow help them all end up together with their crushes. You know how much I ship Numbuh 3 and 4, 60 and 86, 2 and 5, and 1 and 362." She giggled again.
"That'd be pretty cool." Lee said with a grin.
"I know!" Sonya exclaimed. "And now this is our chance to head to them now, let's go."
-End Flashback-
Who knew Sonya and Lee were so good at playing matchmaker?
THE END!
Shitty ending, I know, but oh well. And that is the enddddd! Hope you enjoyed and thank you all so much for all the reviews! And have an amazing Valentine's Day! Even if you're laying in your bed binge watching Friends and One Day At A Time like me, hope you guys are having fun.
Please go check out my other chapter stories and one-shots. Now that this is over, Imma continue with Just Fanny's Luck! because it feels like forever since I've updated. Anyway, that's all guys! Bye allllll!
- C